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YEE YEE

Why yeah!!! YEE-YEE!

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Reblog if you want anonymous questions.

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This woman on My 600lb life is seriously making me sick. She's complaining "oh I haven't lost any weight like they said I would I'm so sick I'm not able to get up and do anything" maybe I'm stupid but after that kind of surgery they give you a strict low-carb high protein diet, and if you're eating deep fried wontons, and brownies every night you shouldn't be blaming anybody but yourself for laying on your ass and not even trying to do what your physical therapist and doctors are telling you to do. They're trying there best to help you lose the weight and get you healthy so you can see your son grow up, but you're choosing to continue you're old habits of eating deep fried junk food? Oh my gosh people like this woman drive me nuts. Okay, rant over.

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Reblog if you are a Country Or Truck Blog

My dashboard is so dead and I need to see some more Trucks (:

If you reblog this you will probably get some more followers too 

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Camo ring? I'd take it in a heartbeat!

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What if I buy you with everything you can dream of?

Well my love can't be bought sorry.

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Glass.

The shards of shattered glass;

red, from the bodies they've wrent.

I toss and turn and my body burns

from the glass that cuts and churns.

'Tis a sea, an ocean, of death.

And I dip and I drown, and

it wrenches away my breath.

I sink and swim, and lights go dim,

in this swirling whirlpool of crashing waves.

This blood that covers the shimmering shards,

that others before have left behind.

The moonlit surface is far above me now.

And as the shards rip at my skin

my eyes see my life from begin.

And as my life dispels from blue to red,

my fluid drains from within. And in this

sea, this ocean, I can part with my dread,

because I finally know how it feels to be dead.

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I'm trying to ask... Is there a way for a girl to be romantic with you?

I don't like girls sooo... no? I mean they could try it but I doubt anything will happen since I really like to be around guys.

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It's what my future husband wants to do to our kid when it grows up old enough to understand this HAHAH!

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Is there still a way to be romantic with a girl?

It depends on the girl. I personally like romantic GUYS. But other girls as they put it, 'want the best looking and best built.' And stuff like that. Just find a girl that likes the same stuff as you and someone who is really sweet. Rather than some broad that wants to have sex all the time. Don't change for the girl. One girl will appreciate you and you will spend the rest of your life with her. Don't give up.

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What if you had a legit lesbian lover?

I'm not Lesbian.. no way no how. But I do have multiple friends that are girls that do love me like that but they know my ways and what I believe.

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What's romantic to you?

Anything that comes straight from his heart. I don't care what it is or if it's not considered romantic to most people. All that matters is that his heart is in it.

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boobs

No lol

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Show me that can of country love.

Let’s go take a back road Dance in the trees, nice and slow. Teach me to two-step Wrap those warm arms around me. This heart of mine I’ve kept Will be yours once you take me to the country. Country boy show me some country love Take me out muddin, Kiss me sweetly As my heart starts thuddin. Bring me to your mom I’ve a feeling we will get along. Slip a cheap ring on my finger I can’t wait any longer. Build me a house in the middle of nowhere I don’t need nothing fancy. Just me, you, and the clean country air A place for our endless romancing. Country boy show me the country way Take me out fishin by the lake. Show me a good ole country life I’ll make you a good country wife. When we finally part ways At the end of this crazy life Our love will still be ablaze And I will remain a loyal wife Long after your eyes have glazed.

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A redneck prayer

Supper’s on the table Ya’ll better come now Bring yore beer with ya It’s time fer sum chow They’s ‘nuff right here Fer everbody to eat Give grampaw his teeth Or he kaint chew the meat Ya’ll hurry up now Stop movin’ like logs If ya don’t git here quick I’ll thow it to the hogs Don’t belch at the table I’ll slap yore danged mouth You wuz brung up right Not in a outhouse Use them thar biscuits To sop up the gravy Mumble a prayer fer Billy He’s still in the Navy Don’t feed that thar dog He kin have him some scraps I spose he can scrounge What falls off our laps Save sum ‘o them taters We’ll give ‘em to granny She kaint have no chickin It stops up her fanny Ain’t got no more napkins They wuz lost in the breeze Wipe yore hands on yore pants and use yore durned sleeve We’s thankful fer this food God bless us one and all I think that’s how it goes Least best I kin recall

Ya'll gather round

Move that sweet tea pitcher

We's a plumb perty crew

Like one 'o them Normal Rockafeller pictures

  Ain’t nothing like family a’gatherin fer a feast Everbody dig in God bless KFC

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I love to fish!