#*this* close to throwing up

[theoscelosaurus]

Ajsjdkd I just had my blood pressure taken and the nurse looked at me (who was visibly stressed out of my mind), and hesitated a moment before asking ...are you feeling like you're going to faint?

So I, feeling approximately 50 50 between vibrating through the floor and/or becoming an olympic runner, was like no.. not in any way whatsoever, why?

It turns out my 'high stress situation' blood pressure is generally considered a low resting one

[mid-knight-black]

Buck: “Eddie is sTrAiGhT”

Them: 🙄🙄🙄

[juicedpeachy]

do you ever think about how lonely Shang Qinghua probably felt until cucumber also transmigrated…

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

[batfam-belfry]

HE CREATED A ROUTINE THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED HIS PARENTS' LIVES IM DONE

[logince]

Teen Titans (#37)

[katebeckets]

how to say “I love you” in x-files [63/?] ⤷ 1.13 — “Beyond the Sea” / 8.17 — “Empedocles”

[beautyofattolia]

Your honor, I love him more than words can express.

[jadewritesficshere]

Just thinking about s4 but when Alpha!Eddie grabs Steve to shove the bottle against his neck, he doesn't realize Steve is an omega and accidentally scruffs him. And Steve is just boneless, kinda goes down. And Eddie isn't expecting deadweight and almost falls ontop of Steve but realizes what's happening (let's just say he's fought off a few bullies who scruffed members of his pack). He immediately drops the bottle and holds onto Steve, who tries to scent Eddie. Just shoves his face into Eddie's neck and nuzzles it, lets out a purr unintentionally.

[kroosluvr]

to the slaughter

[mid-knight-black]

Does it ever drive you crazy…

…just how fast the night changes? 🥹

[valahelart]

❄️ An End To Misunderstandings ❄️

So, back in June I made my very first comic and I loved doing it so much I decided to do another one, this time with "proper" lineart and coloring!

This is obviously inspired by the little bit in the trailer where Blitz is protecting Stolas against Andrealphus - I literally cannot get it out of my mind. I also thought it would be ~funny~ if in Blitz's head, his coming back and saving Stolas, all knight in shining armor, was the biggest romantic declaration he could ever do and Stolas, being Stolas, especially after Full Moon, just...doesn't pick up on that. He's swooning over it of course, but he doesn't realize what it means and it leads to yet another fabulous misunderstanding. Potentially the last please, they've been through enough 🥲👍

[brainrotcharacters]

Wade's undiagnosed adhd (switching between dual wielding swords, guns, and daggers) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (noticing weak spots in his opponents and going 100% momentum + force on his attacks)

@wadesknife this for u bb

[dearestgentlereaders]

colin bridgerton being one minor inconvenience away from throwing himself in front of a carriage during the span of penelope’s courtship with debling will never fail to make me laugh.

[shannonsketches]

To what is almost certainly a child on tiktok who thinks Daima making Vegeta ‘simp’ for his wife is the worst thing to ever happen to his character -- Sorry you thought that was news, but Bulma being the biggest armor gap in his stubborn pride has been a running gag for 30 years

^ Goku's been dead for seven years and he knows he can use Bulma to stop Vegeta in his tracks

^ It's how Goku convinced Vegeta to fuse

^ He made this face learning his wife and child aren't perma-dead

^ He bit Goku's head off for offering a photo of his wife to a lech

^ He cites the desire to protect her (and Trunks) in his humility monologue as an incorrect assumption he made about Goku's power

and then the next time Toriyama wrote a Dragon Ball Script, he decided to write a story in which Vegeta spends half of the movie trying to non-violently redirect a gods' wrath away from his wife's birthday party

then fully outclasses ssj3 when said god hurts her

Daima did not make Vegeta a simp for his wife. Bulma made him a simp for his wife. Toriyama's been saying this man is crazy about her since the 90s.

Bulma did not buy her breeding kink on amazon, friend.

But what's crazy is that the bathtime gag when she says 'if you put me through this shit again i'm over it' to her husband who got killed doing the same stupid stubborn shit barely six months prior was not even Vegeta simping. That was Vegeta stepping over the bar his wife left on the floor for his convenience. That was bare minimum green flag husband behavior.

Listen I'm sorry if you've grown up with another shounen series and an anime adaptation that writes everyone with the emotional intelligence of a 13-year-old but some of y'all need to remember this man is a husband and a father and it's not strange or out of character for him to prioritize his life accordingly, especially when he's nearing a full decade of practice.

[sceebybeeby]

getting rid of her autism :/