#*silently judges you

[scoundrelofwrath]

ღ Stella :P

Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

[prinnay]

contemplate

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

[remitoffee]

He’s a lucky charm will you bring him along 🥺

[legendoflozer]

Three bros chillin’ on a tree stump!

Close ups!

Tried out drawing some headcanons and I really like how it came out!! I was inspired by @/author-main’s Hyrule so I wanted to do something similar!

[ruviart]

Still a WIP but wanted to share anyways

[front-facing-pokemon]

[meamiiikiii]

[reverse entry AU]

so glad the work week is over!

no more meetings!

what do you mean its only tuesday.

[thatseadog]

I've had this image playing in a cycle for the past three days I needed to get it out

[marrymenanami]

Always convinced myself I'd never be that person so obsessed with a fictional character that I'd begin reading fanfic

But here I am leaking for a 6'1 blonde Japanese man with an ISTJ personality type that inspires the filthy in me

[autismvampyre]

porter is such a shit name for a god. just pick literally anything else

[wisteriagoesvroom]

lestappen + beach day

The whistle blows. The spike was solid. There was no way it was out. It was simply impossible. He’d worked perfectly with Pierre on it. Pierre going low on the dig, Lando shouting when Charles leapt and smashed it down the court, right in the gap where two bodies stood.

It was good. And Charles is good at a lot of things. But the problem was, the other person standing on the other side of the net, looking shockingly muscular while topless, of course had to be one Max Verstappen.

(It’s very hard not to stare at the gleam of his boobs while Charles stalks up to the net. He adjusts his sunglasses. That is what they did in the films. So he can channel being cool for now, too.)

“It was not over the line. Absolutely not.”

“Mate.” Max replies. “You can clearly see there is a dent there.”

“The edge of the ball did not touch that line.”

“Are you blind?”

“The way your chest is shining? Yes, perhaps.”

Somewhere off court, Alex makes an ooh noise. Somewhere off court is the sound of George slapping Alex’s shoulder, ostensibly to make him shut up.

On the back of Max’s court, Oscar adjusts his cap. “Listen, it’s a friendly—”, but the noise dies in his throat as Charles shoots him a look.

“It’s not my problem if you’re so easily distracted.” Max continues. He steps closer to the net, and rests his hands on his hips.

“And it’s not my fault if you’re blind and can’t see that the ball was clearly out.”

As if sensing that this is going to take a while, Oscar rolls his eyes and goes to open the cooler with the popsicles. Lando follows in quick succession, and Pierre mutters a few choice words in French that Charles chooses to ignore.

Charles feels like his mother’s carefully taught decorum is the only thing keeping him from smacking Max or escalating the situation to something even worse to contemplate, and certainly against FIA parental guidance rules.

“Why are you always being so difficult, Max?”

Max shoves up his sunglasses higher on his head. Charles realises with a start that Max’s nose is sun-flushed, and he’s got the start of some freckles just below his eyes.

(Charles will spend too much time staring at the ceiling fan later in bed, trying not to remember the exact placement of these very freckles.)

“Because, Charlie.” Max says, carefully, clear enough for the whole court to hear, “I think you like it quite a bit when I do.”

[nectar-cellar]

pov: you're 2 hours late to count vlad's dinner party.

[ok4ru]

Is this what you call silly?

[robotic-maid]

[butchdykekondraki]

am ihnmaims and glados portal are on the same scale of "by giving them actual real human gijinkas you are dismantling their purpose as a character and fundamentally misunderstanding why they were depicted the way they are"