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I usually don't commentate on my own art (lie) but I need the class to understand
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Mina: "I hope it's not too presumptuous to pray that God doesn't massacre Jonathan in a blind angry wrath against me. As for me, I am dirt on the ground, so I deserve whatever's coming to me."
VH: "... I'm taking this typewriter away until you can think of 3 nice things to write about yourself."
#violently shaking her by her fur-lined shoulders#mina don't you dare speak about my daughter like that#dracula#dracula daily#re: dracula#mina harker#abraham van helsing#shitpost#incorrect dracula quotes#november 2
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lvl20 cross is my no.1 enemy btw. if i see him there will be an unspecified lethal weapon in my paws and it will be pointed in his general location
#slightly incomprehensible rant in tags#he was made by a pro which becomes obvious when you look into him At All#utmv#not tagging cross even tho i wanna cause like#neg stuff idk#character neg#i guess??#idk i just wanna be hashtag mindful#cw suggestive#in the tags#ive seen ONE SINGLE FIC where he was done well. ONE. ONE SINGLE FIC.#EVERYYYY OTHER ONE#HAS LIKE. DREAM BEING THE UWU HELPLESS BOY AND CROSS BEING GRR ALPHA MALE WHO PROTECTS HIM/SOME NEAR-RABID ANIMAL WITH A BIG DICK NOW IG??#lvl20 cross..... my ENEMY.....#my beloathed#people who make him into a character i can actually tolerate are god(toby fox)'s bestest angels#i fully believe there are tons of people out there that have done him well but after a while i just skipped over any fics with him in it#lvl20 cross could have been great#because like the horror that could come from when you breach a lvl no monster's body was built to endure#purely because you Killed Everyone In Your World#that could be fucked up cool stuff!!!! but no!!!! all he is worth now is to be led on a leash by dream i guess!!!!!!!!!#not a puritan in any sense of the word i have an 18+ account (which is painfully inactive whoops)#nothing wrong with sexing a character up or warping them towards sex appeal for the sake of 18+ content. i am fine with that#but like. lvl20 is just. blatantly brutalizing cross into big dick energy violent murderer guy who needs to be muzzled by dream#shakes you by the shoulders CROSS ISNT A SADISTIC MURDERER HES JUST EDGY!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FEELS SO MUCH GUILT!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!! HE WOULD NO#LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE PERIOD!!!!
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good morning and i put him in a box ❤️
he’s in there
#callum and aaravos parallels (i am shaking them violently in a container)#just because i can <3#i realized now he may or may not be missing his shoulder#shhh don’t worry about it#he’s in a box❤️#whenever u guys think my blog is getting serious is when i have to switch it up on you 😋#tdp crack#tdp meme#tdp memes#self spaghettification#the dragon prince#callum#my beloveds#i forgot to post this here lol#50
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every single day of my goddamn life i think about how kristoph gavin was ALMOST perfect. he was almost perfect. he always kept his cool. always perfectly polished. always refined. always organized and prim and clean but never perfect, never as famous as his little brother, never as soothing as anyone else, never as talented. good at everything but never good enough to be special. and then along comes phoenix wright who is nothing, a nobody, who is sloppy and unprofessional and everything that kristoph would gut himself for being, and swipes the biggest case he’s ever had right from under his nose. and. well. eventually one will reach the straw that breaks the camel’s back.
#like do you get it [shaking you violently by the shoulders] DO YOU!!!!!!#kristoph gavin#garyuu kirihito#ace attorney#myne
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Listen, listen, l i s t e n, Hunter's been tormented more than enough, but I've had this persistent gut feeling since Eclipse Lake that Hunter's gonna be face to face with another grimwalker at some point.
Belos says in Clouds On The Horizon that he wouldn't make another grimwalker unless the current one has been "Dealt with"
And the last time he sees Hunter, he looks like...this. Unconscious and definitely not breathing.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, why wouldn't he give it another go? He's already done it countless times before.
#grabs you by the shoulders#shakes you violently#I REALLY HOPE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN THOUGH#PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF G O D HE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH#(But there's SO much evidence. and also the concept is really cool)#the owl house#owl house#toh#thanks to them#toh season 3#hunter toh#hunter noceda#emperor belos#phillip wittebane#caleb wittebane#oooooooh i know he's fictional but if i get my hands on that geriatric puritan puddle of sludge#I am going to put him in the fucking GROUND!!!
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columbo - the greenhouse jungle
#columbo#season 2#the greenhouse jungle#shiny#2x02#(shaking him violently by the shoulders) Why Do You As A Middle Aged Man Have Eyes Like A New Born Calf#he's so pretty in this episode he's basically wearing a flower crown with shojo anime eyes the entire time#who is responsible
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oh-
oh no
I'm more obsessed with One Piece than I thought
#oh god#oh no#i can feel it in my jellies#in other words i wish oda would stop being a coward and let sanji and zoro smooch#just once PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU HANDS ON YOUR SHOULDERS FINGERS DIGGING IN AS I SHAKE YOU VIOLENTLY#one piece#zosan
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expand on it. please.
since you said please i guess i have to say it now :/
g... gojo... gojo n thigh fucking.... GOJO AND THIGH FUCKING. i justdhhehd i just think he would... do it while you're looking into a mirror tbh :/ but he'd make sure you came at least once so your cunt is already messy. likes to feel how your body goes weak in his hold when his cock presses through your folds from the back. likes to watch the head poke out from between them in the mirror. he. he likes it messy. i think he's part of the leaky tip gang. paired with your wetness n how long he edged you for it's messy.
messy and sloppy. sloppy slick sounds every time he pushes his cock back and forth and it's embarrassing how arousing it is. i think he'd be full of praise tbh, a lil pussy drunk too. pussy drunk and thigh drunk (it's a thing now).
"thaaa's it baby, fuck. use me. yeahh, jus' like that." puts his hands on your ass to help you move your hips ohhh my god... gives it a couple of slaps that hurt just right. pushes your face into the mirror when he gets closer to his high. with how big he is, he'd probably end up pushing your entire body against the mirror while he ruts against your thighs :/ his body flushed against your back n your front flushed against the cold mirror. probably has his hand tangled in your hair as he holds you down and finishes with a louddd groan.
thrusts his hips into your thighs a couple more times to properly milk himself. cums so much it's all over the mirror and over your cunt and thighs. just spreads your legs with ease so he can see the mess he made in the mirror and taps his softening cock against your pussy before sliding it in between your thighs n cunt again and makes you close your legs again and andnadndn it jsuttt. twitches.. once he feels... yoru thighs... againmn.. and just... oh my goddd okay eyahH ENOUGH!!!!
#💌 : letters for me#mercury <3#i am shaking you by your shoulders VIOLENTLY for even sending me this but i had to do it w gojo so i wasn't the only one suffering#ilu#i don't remember my tag for gojo thirsts oh well#lot less thigh and fucking than i intended byt that's whaht happens when i talk about gojo. i go blank as fuck#gojo smut#gojo satoru smut
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like fuck ME, man, the thing about Lucienne is that she can be kind of prickly and straitlaced and opaque and dryly sarcastic and chilly AND she can be capable of acts of incredible faith, generosity, good humor, care, and forgiveness, and neither of those things have to be mutually exclusive! it's called the fundamental dichotomy at the heart of human nature and we all have it in us! god DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!
#chatter#LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT FIRST AND FOREMOST SHE IS A PERSON AND HUMANITY'S GREATEST REPRESENTATIVE WITHIN THE DREAMING#where ''humanity'' here means like yknow that which dreams and yearns within all that lives and not homo sapiens specifically.#HER COMPLEXITIES AND CONTRADICTIONS COMPLICATE THE DREAMING BECAUSE SHE IS A PART OF THE DREAMING NOW#JUST AS SHE WAS BORN A PART OF THE WAKING WORLD.#SHE WALKS THE BORDERS. SHE BRINGS THE TWO WORLDS TOGETHER. FUNDAMENTALLY SHE GIVES STRUCTURE AND MEANING#TO A MASS OF UNFORMED AND UNDIRECTED CREATIVE IMPULSE. SHE'S THE LIBRARIAN. SHE CURATES THE UNCURATABLE.#[shakes you violently by the shoulders] DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME.#anyway i miss lucienne. would love to finish a fic one day.
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LMK SEASON 5 SPOILERS
Anyways I can’t not redraw this scene, it’s eating away at me!! So have this quick redraw
#WHY IS HE LEAVING MACAQUE AGAIN#AND WHY DOES MACAQUE LOOK SO HURT#WHATS GOING ON#…or is macaque once again following him into danger and they’re all scared of what’s to come#*shakes you violently by the shoulders*#idk when the trailer actually came out#but I’m glad I only saw it AFTER my finals#I’m getting too excited#I genuinely might have to log off for a couple days#bc it’s making me nauseous thinking about it#I’m a normal person!
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Thinking about Dazai’s clothes…the black pm jacket, the way it falls off as he runs to odasaku, the tan jacket he chooses to wear in the ADA, the white uniform he’s wearing now
#*grabbing you all by the shoulders and shaking violently* the symbolism! the colors! he’s good! he’s good! he’s good!#im supposed to be doing research but I’m thinking about this twinks clothes#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd dazai
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hi! i hope you don’t mind receiving long asks because i tend to be a Long Ask Person. thankfully it is about my icarus brainrot so hopefully that should help lol
1) i’ve never really read oc x canon before but you’ve done an absolutely fantastic job getting me to appreciate it with violent sun. when i have more time i want to try and leave proper comments on it but for now please know that i’ve started Pondering icarus lately. he lives in my head now. help /j
2) i went through the daily icarus blog and made a bunch of concerningly high-pitched noises when i saw the minotaur…you draw it so cutely!! i just want to give the sad bull amalgamation a big hug ;w;
3) i really like your concept for husk daedalus…it makes me wonder what a ‘meet the parent’ situation would be like with him + icarus + gabriel! (probably better than the Other ‘meet the parent’ situation involving God LOL)
4) lastly…um…i’m a massive v1 enjoyer (and a robot lover in general) so i couldn’t help but wonder…is icarv1el a thing that could happen in some hypothetical slightly less doomed universe? i also think the thought of icarus and v1 bonding over coping with gabriel’s relationship to his faith is entertaining haha
please excuse me for massively thoughtdumping about icarus and leaving…chapter 18 dropping made me go back and reread the entire fic and now he won’t leave me alone, please come collect your son he is causing havoc /j
ANONNNN THIS IS SO SWEET.... i'm blushing so hard rn kicking my feet giggling n shit i'm so so elated that people are sick in the head about my boyyy <3 NOW !! i shall answer thine queries >:]
1. genuinely same . i was not into oc x canon really at ALL before writing violent sun i just got so violently ill about ultrakill and exploring gabriel's brain specifically, so i gave him a weird situationship to cry about
2. minotaur my beloved..... oh how i care for you so....... i like giving it the spotlight and some well needed love <3
3. i have thought about this !!!! daedalus meeting gabriel would be SO comical . very much a 'he looks a little Gay but my son loves him so whatever makes him happy❤️❤️' type situation. and gabriel 'daddy issues' ultrakill would be losing his mind over any kind of parental affirmation . daedalus makes the former judge of hell cry by calling him 'champ' and clapping him on the shoulder
4. I HAVE ALSO THOUGHT ABOUT THIS !!!!! (and i'm also stealing that ship name) gabriel loves them in different ways; icarus provides gentleness and a warm familiarity, v1 provides something new and exhilarating; he gets the best of both worlds !! icarus and v1 dont really harbour any of those feelings towards each other, but they do have a shared desire of studying gabriel like a bug so they're chill
i love long asks sm i love yapping about this guy i made up <3<3 tysm once again mmwah
#icarus prime#violent sun#you have no idea how genuinely happy it makes me knowing people think abt my little guy......#(grabbing icarus by the shoulders and shaking him) they love you baby !!!! people love you so much !!!!!!
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I'm gonna be up front and honest here (And I hate myself for it-) but when i first found out about you in the Lackadaisy fandom, I thought the main ship was Ari x Eleanor since those were the first art pieces I found and went 'Yay Ladies with ladies in the 1920's !' but then I saw Rocky and Ari and was like 'Oh my God, what's wrong with me-?'
HAHAHA OH NOOO I'M SORRY, I Think i owe you some old-timey lesbian art now huh
but to be fair you're not totally wrong for that assumption, Eleanor does give Ari bi panic from time to time lmaooo
#-violently shaking Ari by the shoulders- GET OUT OF THE FUKCING CLOSET!! !!!#IT'S OKAY THAT YOU'RE FOCUSED ON A GUY YOU CAN STILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOU'RE QUEER!!! !!#^got possessed by Eleanor-#anyway lesbian art incoming sometime soon maybe we'll see#asks#anonymous#hc tag
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I hate when wild NYC politics news drops at the end of the workday and I just have to go home and bang on the walls because trying to talk about it with anyone else would require a minimum of 45 minutes of in-depth backstory
#[shaking you violently by your shoulders] do you understand how INSANE it is that louis molina has reemerged as the dcas commissioner?????#truly thought that man had been seneca crane'd#ugh. UGH. i only had fifteen minutes to make all my jokes and kevin wasn't even there#i'm gwen and i approve this message
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i want him carnally but like in a lesbian way
#do you. do you understand me#shaking you violently by the shoulders TELL ME YOU UNDERSTAND#starkid#ted spankoffski
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