#*in vox voice*

[little-devil-art]

[Spring has sprung!]⚔️👑🐰

(‼️OC Alice x Xander‼️)

I headcanon that Xander absolutely does NOT like the Spring Bunny Outfit but doesn‘t get rid of it because Alice keeps a close eye on it heheh- She‘s his worst enemy during early spring.

[notherpuppet]

Were you friends before? ⚔️🎀🪽

[abyssgrant]

Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest 2023

[lilfriezatyrant]

Deer Man got me again and it is the same hype since years agooo 😩😩😩

@reptile--queen thank you so so so so much for watching and sharing this with me 🥺💜❤

[angelofdumpsterfires]

good to see Zerxus got a hobby over the centuries

[anakliro]

space divas

commissions 🌌

[eggcats]

(separating this into its own post bc I need the validation of the radiostatic enjoyers)

Alastor absolutely believes that everyone else ALSO thinks that Vox is the most charming and attractive demon in hell, it's just an objective fact - just like how Vox is an annoying clout-chaser constantly trying to upgrade himself towards more and more validation

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Like imagine, for whatever reason, Vox is at the hotel and he's bitching about Valentino, and Alastor is nearby because he doesn't like or trust Vox alone in HIS hotel.

Vox: And then the fucker said that he only sleeps with 10s AND Vox! That absolute bitch, how DARE he?! After everything we've built!

Alastor, confused: The distinction makes sense. I fail to see how THIS is the thing you take fault with, considering everything else lacking in the moth.

Vox, mortally offended that his rival-crush ALSO thinks he's ugly and trying to pretend he doesn't care about it: uh, FUCK YOU?!

Alastor, now both confused and offended: If he included you in the scale, no one else would rate a 10? Although I suppose it is true about what they say about television rotting the brain, if your offense is taken at a rare show of consideration and NOT the publicized and continuous cheating. Ha ha!

Vox is so caught off guard that his screen immediately glitches, and it's not until he does a full system reboot that he can even RESPOND to what Alastor just said.

Alastor is making fun of his flimsy technology when Vox comes to.

Angel is cracking up in the background, watching this entire thing go down.

Vox has no idea where to go from here.

[undead-knick-knack]

I don't think anything could have prepared Essek for Verin pulling that 😂

[chaosgenasi]

The Vestiges of Divergence. In the Great Calamity, these weapons of war were created to strike down the gods themselves. Believed too powerful for mere mortals to wield, the vestiges were scattered across the lands. Buried, lost, forgotten. Or perhaps... waiting to be found. The Deathwalker's Ward is one such vestige.

[a-mellowtea]

Holy hell, they made a song out of the “making my way” joke...

[onesidedradiostatic]

some of the tags on my edit are making me think:

do you think random sinners who watched everything in stayed gone and never met alastor in person have like fan interpretations of how he looks like based on this one shitty drawing and his voice.

some draw him with a full body of fur. some draw him with a nose, some draw him without a nose. they come up with their own colour palettes too and they all look very different. there are some popular, agreed on interpretations of him too that are commonly drawn

some have interpreted the monocle to be a goofy mismatched eye so there are a lot of people who draw him like that too with one big eye and one small eye

vox has seen all of them and lost his mind about them because they're so WRONG AND INACCURATE (okay maybe he laughed at some of them, but how the hell is he going to enjoy sexy alastor art if they all draw him wrongly? and val doesn't care enough to draw him often) and he wonders if he should have just used the actual picture he had of him for his news broadcast instead so he wouldn't have to be subjected to these horrendously inaccurate interpretations of him. this is why he sent a proper reference when he commissioned luci--

[queenboimler]

My wildest dream is for Dropout.tv to start venturing into scripted content with an animated series for Fantasy High

[blorbologist]

btw I wish I could make another long agonizing Cass Post but

yeah she's here. she fell to her knees. she's crying. no spoken lines tho. one of her siblings is back from the dead after she should she was alone and he came back for True Love not for her.

[bigbeanbear]

It’s still funny to me that Stephanie Beatriz is out there playing every short dark-skinned lesbian warrior wielding a staff weapon, who is in a stable long-term wlw relationship with a tall blonde bisexual magic-user in an animated adult show on Amazon Prime, using her iconic Rosa Diaz voice.

[insert two nickels meme]

[rubra-wav]

Drip check

[cringefailvox]

vees + alastor polycule but vox has to be very careful about leaving alastor alone with valentino and velvette for too long because alastor WILL start plotting a coup d'etat to oust vox from both the relationship and the company. and val & vel are spineless traitors