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They forced him to put on a bit more weight for the 2024 version, get some color into his face, add more volume to his hair, and try to look "perkier" instead of giving everyone on school grounds a resting bitch face 24/7 😔
#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji 2024#sebastian michaelis#professor michaelis#yes I'm still gonna rag on this LOOK AT MY WIFE AND WHAT THEY'VE DONE#*chokes up*#IT'S NOT RIGHT
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The Kings men, chapter four









Okay i'm literally shaking posting this, i've been working on it for days i lost all objectivity about it.
Someone requested this scene when I asked for recommendations on an older post, so this is tkm chapter four:
"Andrew sprawled on the couch in the lounge while Kevin went ahead to change out. Neil hesitated, changed his mind and started after Kevin, and changed his mind again. He stood behind the couch, folding his arms across the back of it, and peered down at Andrew. Andrew had one arm folded under his head and the other draped over his eyes to block the light. 'One of these days you might as well practice with us,' Neil said."
This scene is so long I had to cut some parts (including the incredible "You let us run ourselves into the ground and clean up behind us. You play the game like you play life. That's why you're so good at it.").
Not to mention Andrew's height fear, one of my all-time favorite aftg quotes ("When you said you were afraid of heights, you were joking, right?" "Andrew, you can't be. What were you doing on the roof?" "Feeling." -tkm ch.5).
Update: I cut the (too long) comic into smaller images so that you can open it and have a better quality, hope it works!
#aftg#all for the game#the kings men#you're more a racoon than a fox#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#kevin day#aftg comics?#shit is so long imma just start a webtoon at this point#no but can we go back on the 'nothing' parts#all the wording with andrew wanting nothing while neil's nothing#it never ceases to choke me dead#do i get a prize for shutting you up#a quick death#MUSE PROPAGANDA (this is an art tag)
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i don't think you guys understand the levels of lesbianism in this scene
this 90 caliber electric net is caitlyn's E ability......aka, she's the ONLY champion in league of legends that can use this ability.........thus, the writing decision to have vi, a separate, melee league champion, be the only one in the show that EVER also triggers it (someone informed me that cait does use it during Hellfire), with her bare hands (and against another champion, at that), suggests levels of intimacy and trust that i can't even comprehend
additionally, this isn't the first time caitlyn's given up her gun (aka ALL of her special abilities) for vi, either
oh to have a girlfriend
#i love league of lesbians#this is the kind of intimacy they talk ab on ao3#or you know what.#this kind of intimacy surpasses everything that even sappho could have dreamt up#to be fair ambessa couldn't comprehend it either#“...and the third?” WHY WAS SHE SO INVESTED lmaooooooo#not even ambessa can truly escape vi's charm and charisma#and i know exACTly where maddie got the idea to shoot cait in the neck bc look where that knife was headed#oh noxus.....they're gonna have to do a LOT to make me love you in the future shows#vi using a ranged ability and cait manually choking singed. when will the lesbians stop winning#looks like the episode 6s got a lil fruitiness to them#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#arcane#league of lesbians#piltover's finest
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the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING
#“GOTEM PEANUT”#i can freaking hear wade wheezing like he just developed asthma or something#choking on his spit and stuff#it's not even that hilarious probably#but watch logan smile in his direction despite the sass he was supposed to have “shut up bub”#“babygirl i didn't even know you could do that 🤣”#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024
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Imagine, if instead of making Red Hood a crime lord and then vigilante, Jason pursues a singing career. And not just as a regular singer, but someone like Kendrick Lamar, with story-telling songs where he roasts famous people (Batman included) and does the whole theatre play, when he performs on the scene?
Jason, pulling up on the scene in Look What You Made Me Do music video style (aka, by getting out of his own grave): Sorry, the old Red Hood can't answer on the phone right no-ow! Why? Oh, because he is dead! Batfamily, stumbling across the livestream of the concert during their family dinner: 0_0
Jason: Say, Batman, you like your wards as soldiers the most? Bruce, not knowing if he should be happy, mad or just silently suffer through the stroke: ...
Tim, ranting, very excited: So, I tried to analyse his latest performance, and did you know that the beat drop in his latest song matches the exact amount of time Joker hit him with the crowbar??? Dick, sniffling: Yeah? Tim: Yeah! That's so cool! And I checked another performance of his, and the cigarette he throws in the pile and that causes a fake explosion, it is the same mark that his bio mom smoked! Tim: And, oh, so cool, but he rhymed the- Bruce, with his eye twitching: Tim. Can you. Not.
Bruce, half-delirious in the row of Jason's fans on his autograph session: Jason, please, let's go home. Jason, blowing a bubblegum: You want an autograph, mister Wayne? Sure... From Red Hood to the most okayish dad in the world. Muah. Here you go. Bruce: Jason- Teenage girls, shoving Bruce on the back: MAN, COME ON, DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE THIRTY MINUTES?? WE WERE STANDING HERE FOR SIX HOURS!!! Jason, feigning a fake disappointment: Ah, you heard them, mister Wayne. Next one! Bruce: ...
#do you know idk how they found me's choke song?#Jason absolutely would sing it#especially the remastered part with a mean laugh and “this is still about you”#Jason has THE range btw so he writes albums in every genre ever#which why all family ends up liking at *least* a few of his songs#Tim still likes his easter eggs in videos and performances more than anything else#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#batfamily#dc universe#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake
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You ever just hear an ever so small crack in one of your really good friendships and just *rapidly covers that shit with spackle and hopes for the best*
#gods dont go poking in it#itll only make it worse#best to cover it and not think about it too much#please#please...#*chokes up*
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So. I showed you Bug's begging dance yesterday, but I feel you should get to see the death drill as well. When she actually gets a mouse, she performs the death drill- a rapid back and forth shake of her head with her beak almost against the ground, that would extremely efficiently kill any small animal she got her beak on in the wild.
Thankfully she is not in the wild and the mouse is already dead, but she doesn't know that.
Also it's just impressive how the mouse disappears. Schlorp. No horking necessary.
Anyway, I think about the death drill a lot. I wonder if velociraptors did this to small prey items. If archeopteryx did. If compsognathus did. They had hands, or at least front claws, but I wonder if they did this still. How many ghosts of dinosaurs past echo in her behaviors?
#bug the peahen#peafowl#peahens#my pets#dead animal for ts#'oh I'm so afraid they'll choke on a whole grape' people crack me up#they will not#this monster could suck down an entire adult mouse whole#the only limitation to her hubris is the lack of thumbs
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chappell talked abt trans/womens/oppressed territories rights while dressed in lady liberty drag td and also dedicated my kink is karma to the White House after she said she declined an offer to perform for pride there . she also crawled out of an apple for her entrance and wore a taxi dress while she played a brand new song genuinely the future of pop is so bright
#lee’s bullshit#chappell roan#she was choking up while saying it and I nearly started bawling#the fl show where she said the rest of the world has not forgotten abt the queer ppl in Florida made me sob#and I’m glad she’s continuing to be so vocal abt supporting the trans community it rlly does mean a lot
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#I was going to add other things but there's something nuts in this being in only Illario's words.#Always thinking about the messy and fraught and just... the genuine grief and choked affection and fucked up love in this relationship.#I think Illario loves him despite it all. Despite the doom and murder. And that the demon thing is a genuinely maddening grief and guilt.#Exactly the same way that Lucanis loves Illario through it all even when it's full of pain and grief and rage and hurt.#I considered adding more Illario following Lucanis in Wigmaker quotes but that's bludgeoning the point a little. The steps one is best.#ty rosie for the screenshot on the codex entry so I can make this post#Illario Dellamorte#Lucanis Dellamorte#Dragon Age: The Veilguard#Tevinter Nights#Dragon Age#Dragon Age The Veilguard#Veilguard#DATV spoilers#Veilguard spoilers#DATV things
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DEFINITELY my two favorite sins
I would pay with my life savings to see these two kick the shit out of Mammon
#YESS CLOCK HIS SHIT BEE#choke on your money MAMMON#She did shut him up quite well#We love bee and Oz in this household#vivziepop#helluva boss#animation#video#helluva boss mastermind#helluva asmodeus#helluva mammon#helluva queen bee#seven deadly sins
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Honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips
#inspired by the many many fics of them softly kissing#bagginshield#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#heartselect#thilbo#the hobbit#i've had these sketches for a while i thought id clean a bit and color as a pick me up#look at them theyre in love#like real people do has me on choke hold its so#my art#lotr
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Bruce and Clark get married and try to keep it a secret from the League (who don’t know their identities out of the suit yet) but despite their best efforts, Clark is literally so happy he glows for a week straight (literally, like a mini sun) and Bruce keeps looking at him during all of their meetings together, and the secret isn’t quite so secret after all.
#Superbat husbands#choke me up#I love them ur honor#bruce wayne#batman#dc#superbat#clark kent#Superman
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Sneeg seeks further medical advice (2/2)
(1/2)
#trsmp#the realm smp#sneegsnag#hello im back i made more#im so sorry callum enjoyers i do Not know how to draw your guy ill do better#like this is obv Very exaggerated but drawing him normal style eludes me#just imagine hes a normal sized guy up until he gets choked#seapeekay#badboyhalo
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Haven't drawn her in forever ah.
#fmab#fma#Fullmetal Alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#lust the lascivious#my art#sorry i rarely post anymore *sobbing* *choking* *throwing up*#hope you all like it's been awhile as usual#i haven't posted anything since December want to scream#I'd been working tho so that took a lot outta me but even when I wasn't I was always so tired and didn't have the energy for art#I also made transparents for these and put them on my pixiv in a mini log
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step into the light
what do you see?
my sun,
my stars
shining on me
#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#can you BELIEVE i made it through that without a big ole smackeroo? amazing#anyway… dont think too hard abt what this is. theyre just in a magical place. dream world. idk. theyre in love does it even matter#shoutout to the anon that requested the kisses on the corners of the eyes…. my friend you spoke to a part of me that needed to awaken#the mush in this was brought to you by my maple tree of romance and a lifetime of boiling over with a need to channel it somewhere#they taste like a sunrise and syrup and i’m choking up#i hope the last page being colored isn’t too jarring it just looked like that in my head#that last panel of pg 2…. boys i’m printing that and sending it to all my friends bc wth i was FEVERISH with nrmts holy fuck#last art of 2023 AND first art of 2024. let it be a year of multi-track drifting#fan art#aa#rendevok#fan comic
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Oh so YOU GUYS can monologue for hours but my man yorick tries to have a nice conversation after regaining his ability to speak AND YOU GANG UP ON HIM???? I see how it is!!! The double standards are crazy!!!
#shitpost#it’s always two annoying bitches telling each other exactlyyyyyy#Mr John ‘this is my best friend and soulmate Arthur and he can talk all he wants thank you’ Doe#and his roommate Mr. Arthur ‘I love my best friend and soulmate John who can describe landscapes as pretentiously as he wants’ Lester#you guys make me SICK you and your strange honeymoon phase!!!#I am constantly on EDGE bc shit WILL go wrong and you will be at each others throats soon#you guys CANT FOOL ME#yes I drew this after episode 45 to cope w the sheer psychological damage it inflicted upon me#how DARE you Mr Harlan Malevolent. how COULD you#have I not suffered enough!?? have I not cried enough??#this grown man had me CHOKING UP on PUBLIC TRANSPORT because of HOPE? CRINGE!!1!#malevolent#private eyes#Arthur Lester#John doe
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