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weirddreamsandfish · 3 months

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European elections aren’t going great damn

#FRENCH PEOPLE VOTE #BRITISH AS WELL

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minionsuncle · 5 months

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Blarmy!

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faeriekit · 2 months

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I think Alfred needs his own prompt 👻(dp x dc)

Alfred had died.

(It was a bit of a waste of time— he'd been scheduled to get the boys to and from their suit fitting at this time. Now here he was; languishing. Murdered. Sulking, even.)

(How frivolous.)

As a busy man with children (an adult child) to care for, a house to maintain, and a budget to supervise, Alfred's main goal was to return to Earth, obviously. If he left Master Bruce in charge of the dusting, the man would absolutely let the unused parts of the house go into disrepair. Too impatient, his ex-ward was.

The only problem was that in this green, nebulous, and gravity-free afterlife, there seemed to be only one way out— navigating through the individual worlds that the denizens of this world have molded around themselves, until he finds a being willing to grant his wish to return.

Alfred sighed, checked for the pistol at his hip and the rifle on his back, and marched straight upwards. Or. Well. Downwards. Actually... Never mind.

#dp x dc #imagine. Just. Alfred. Busting through the fabric of the universe because the alternative is that Bruce has to manage his own groceries #and. Sure. Bruce is Batman. Alfred knows fully well that he COULD #but also he knows full well that he represents the last vestiges of parental love for his grown adult kid and he knows that even know he's #Bruce's only confidant that the man has full and complete trust in. Alfred would genuinely rather fight his way back to earth than to force #bruce to mourn another parent #also. There are for sure going to be more grandkids. SOMEONE has to be there while Bruce is busy mismanaging his interpersonal relationship #alfred pennyworth #Also. Infinite Realms tour!!#this gives an excuse to explore more of the ghost-zone based Danny Phantom cast and maybe even some overlap with the main #ghost zone #danny phantom #just. world's most insufferable cast versus world's most stoic british man #IMAGINE. ALFRED VERSUS SPECTRA. STIFF UPPER LIP VERSUS A WHOLE LIFE OF TRAUMA TO ABUSE #dpxdc #dcxdp

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clefadrylcanines · 1 year

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May 3rd, Jonathan Harker’s journal

(Mem., get recipe for Mina.) I asked the waiter, and he said it was called “paprika hendl,” and that, as it was a national dish, I should be able to get it anywhere along the Carpathians.

I had for breakfast more paprika, and a sort of porridge of maize flour which they said was "mamaliga," and egg-plant stuffed with forcemeat, a very excellent dish, which they call "impletata." (Mem., get recipe for this also.)

Recipe blog casually interrupted by nightmares and the howling of wild dogs. I’m sure it’s nothing.

#dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker #may 3 #my art #clefadryl art #now it's time for the ultimate game! is the paprika really that bad or is jonathan just british?!#either way he wants mina to try it too so it must be yummy #sorry about the queer dreams jonathan. get well soon!

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martington0x0 · 5 months

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“Oo Lady Mowbray looks like Lady Dimitrescu” WRONG she looks like Anne Hegerty and I LOVE her

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tma #the magnus archives #podcast #Anne Hegerty save me #the chase #tmagp headcanon #tmagp spoilers #tmagp episode 10 #well run #I love u Anne Hegerty #British icon

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oneiriad · 1 year

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Apparently the Chinese solution to the issue of museums holding other countries' national heritage - is for the items to cultivate to human form and just leave?

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#Escape from the british museum #Sadly the lead teapot seems the type of female character that would annoy me too much to watch #Oh well #Youtube

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findafight · 8 months

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Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation

#finda’s rambles #british royal family #not to take pleasure in someone’s misfortune buuuuuuut #he’s 97 and scoffed when commentators said it was a once in a lifetime event for some #and said it was his third. ok grandpa. show Charles who’s boss #king charles #king charles cancer #I guess I should tag so people can block this too #cancer isn’t funny but a man who has been born into privilege that has said eco fash shit and doesn’t believe in modern medication…well…#a car crash would be better though. just. y’know.

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departedmars · 14 days

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british people

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thefandomenchantress · 8 months

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So I watched Hazbin Hotel, (or at least the episodes out so far). And I wasn’t that attached to Vox in the pilot because he was only there for two seconds but he’s now my favorite. I can’t help it he’s so pathetic.

Also I love whenever the animators have him make this face:

Why does he look like a cat??? I noticed the soundwave on his hat looks kinda like cat ears and now I can’t unsee it. How am I supposed to take him seriously when he wears that hat and is constantly making a :3 face? /lh

#i liked Sir Pentious too he’s very amusing #Cherri and Velvette having Australian and British accents respectively is my favorite thing ever #the pacing is a little too fast for me I wish they would’ve gotten more episodes to flesh stuff out but oh well #most of the songs are really good and the ‘worst’ one is just kinda mid so no complaints on that front #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox

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dragonflavoredcake · 1 year

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I thought it'd be fun to make a map of where all the Hermits live irl and until now I didn't quite realize how much of the server is either British or American

#like I knew there were lots of brits and lots of americans but I didn't think there'd be THIS MANY #poor little pearl looks so lonely down in australia #it's a world map so doc looks like he's keeping a safe distance from keralis and iskall as well as the British Behemoth #hermitcraft #hermitblr

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wombywoo · 2 months

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beach boys 🏖️

#my art #quinncent #qv art #oc: quinn lacey #oc: vincent craft #one of them is British and the other is a British Vampire this does not bode well for the epidermis I'm afraid 😔#melanoma be upon ye #quinn's not this buff most of the time he's just flexing for his boo #and vincent won't *die* from the sun but he might get a lil crusty about it #anyway-this is the last piece I had of my wips so if you see art from me in the upcoming weeks just know I'm cheating on my vacation time 😤

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whispertree-coll · 3 months

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so um. that elevator ri❌️

me regretting the elev❌️

shit um... she regretting my v❌️

she r❌️❌️❌️❌️

OKAY GOD DAMN. TAKE YOUR FUCKING WALLTER I GUESS. FUCK. SEE IF I CARE. UGH.

#tree carvings #woodsart #woodsarts #digital art #regretevator #regretevator fanart #regretevator wallter #wallter regretevator #i want him to look like an old british man #he listens to your woes and gives you well meaning but completely not applicable advice #also this is fanservice for hero sorry not sorry lmfao #illustration #art

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bizarrelittlemew · 11 months

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calling it right now that season 3 starts like this

#so confused about people saying the season finale feels like the end because to me it didn't at all #there's like 5-10 issues immediately set up for another season #they're in a happy place at this point because they've both realized their love is bigger than anything else #and makes it worth working on their problems together #the problems are still very much there #both of them have deep self esteem/self loathing issues that haven't been resolved in the week since ed woke up #ed doesn't know about stede's trauma #they haven't talked through anything #and they'll be shit at starting/running an inn lmao it's not gonna go well #and those are just some of the internal issues #then there's prince ricky and all the authorities that would very much like to get their hands on both blackbeard and stede bonnet #because stede just full-on kept using his government name after faking his death. nice one #the crew are not “gone” they're more like off to college for a bit but will probably run into trouble immediately #again because while they escaped to the ship they didn't eliminate the threat (the british empire)#it's not a forever goodbye #ok this got super long already anyway i have a whole fic marinading in my brain until i've finished these 4 wips i'm in the middle of ✌️#hope we get a renewal soon because i want to see the rest of their story!!#ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #our flag means death

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theminecraftbee · 10 months

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Etho and Grian are back at base, hysterically laughing over their achievement. Cleo sits inside, staring, as the two of them talk about getting a wither and a warden to fight, and tries to figure out what she feels about it.

In some ways it's not their fault. Task made them do it and all that. Plus--

Well, it's not like she and Etho are losing hearts anytime soon. They've both done a damn good job keeping themselves from dying. A benefit, Cleo thinks, of deciding to team with Etho this time. Between the two of them, they'll largely only do chaos they can recover from. Maybe this is their game. Maybe this time, Cleo manages to stick with someone until the very end. It looks like it. It looks like...

Grian, of course, is the confounding factor.

She wasn't going to turn him away. He needed allies. They needed someone a bit better at actually doing damage than herself or Etho. It's mutually beneficial. And, besides, he's weirdly lovable, in an inherently kind of dangerous way. A little like loving a bobcat someone had accidentally raised as a pet cat until it got a bit too big and stinky and murdery for them. Like, yeah, he shouldn't be domesticated and he's not, really, in any sense of the word, but it's a bit sad to watch him try to survive on his own now, right?

Hah. Maybe that's what Scar managed to do to him. Would explain a lot, really.

Anyway, he's her bobcat now, which is the problem.

See the thing is: Cleo understands Etho. It's why finally deciding to be partners for once felt... right. They're similar flavors of people. Scared, mostly. Survivors, but not in the 'will stab anyone' way that like, Martyn is. Loyal, although Cleo has no delusions that Etho is as loyal as she. And scared. Has she already said that? Scared. It's important to the kinds of things she and Etho are. Like... mountain lions, maybe. Mountain lions that have been around just enough people to know how dangerous they are. Like that.

God, she's only doing cat metaphors. Bdubs really is turning them all into furries.

Anyway, the point is, Grian isn't scared.

And that... terrifies her.

That's scarier than anything else. Because, see, Cleo wants to survive. But more than that, she wants her partners to survive. And she and Etho, the two of them are doing well. Better than most people. They're green and they have so many hearts.

But Grian? Grian's yellow and not afraid and goading Etho into not being afraid too. It's not their fault, exactly, Cleo thinks. They both had hard tasks. They didn't have a choice, Cleo thinks.

But. But.

She doesn't know what to do, if Etho gets convinced the humans down the mountain aren't scary. She doesn't know what to do if he gets too close. She doesn't know what to do if he gets hurt.

Because she--she doesn't think she can learn to stop being scared, anymore.

But she also doesn't know how many times her heart can stand to lose someone.

Did you know--wild cats are social? They have a reputation for being loners, but mountain lions, they're social. They don't do well being alone. They don't actually hunt solely alone. That's the important bit here. They seem independent, sure, but actually...

Anyway. This is Bdubs's fault. For making her a furry, apparently.

She watches Grian and Etho scheme together and sits back and breathes and tells herself that Etho isn't going to stop being afraid anytime soon. That if push came to shove, he, at least, would retreat back, and that maybe the two of them could convince Grian to retreat too. Safe from hunters. Safe from red.

Maybe safe from hurting each other, too.

(She's not so sure about that part.)

#secret life smp #secret life spoilers #zombiecleo #a bee fic #staring in. cleo and the fact she seems to consider dying before or at the same time as her allies as her happy ending #staring in. cleo and the fact that the thing she and etho have most in common is CAUTION.#and then staring at grian.#hm. well. hopefully that ends better than it seems like it might.#ALSO SHOUTOUT TO ME HAVING THE BRITISH PERSON USE METAPHORS USING EXCLUSIVELY AMERICAN WILDCATS #in my defense they're the ones i'm actually familiar with

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wikitpowers · 3 months

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something about jamie campbell bower as jace wayland in the cob movie hit different oof…