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"Oh! Jonny and Alex said tmagp is it's own series all together so people shouldn't tie it so closely to tma in theories!" They also said you could start listening to tma at any episode in the adverts and be caught up on everything. They like to lie.
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When your evil wife is still alive but she's also still a Tory. Many such cases 😔
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Ask and ye shall receive. Introducing The Tower and The Company!
+ another screenshot
JANE PRENTISS & ANNABELLE CANE
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Had to draw a comic inspired by this post which I’m sure we’ve all seen circulating
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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation
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"I can save you." The spider told Martin.
The silver worms wiggled their way inside from every single crack and hole they could find. The ceiling, the vents, the cracks on the wall, the faucet...
There were even maggots coming out from the empty cans of peaches.
Though Martin couldn't tell if they were real or just the beginnings of a hallucination.
At this point, it felt like there was nothing else outside his apartment, just a black void full of worms slowly eating through the walls.
"I can save you." The spider repeated, cleaning its fangs. Its eyes were like big black dots of the cosmos, as if they promised a void with no worms, just a mesmerizing, peaceful quiet.
Martin had run out of food and water a long time ago. Even if the worms didn't reach him, he was sure to die before long.
"I can save you." The spider told Martin. "It will just cost you small price."
Did he have a choice?
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tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that
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Underrated TMA Episodes
MAG 156 - Guy is trying to throw a shitty rave and is pulled into a starvation dimension
MAG 37 - Gertrude ruins another mans life
MAG 112 - Girl joins a murder club and is upset when they start murdering eachother
MAG 133 - A Man, his son and his sons fucked up boyfriend join The Wild Hunt
MAG 113 - Man accidentally kills himself, decides its actually pretty neat you guys maybe you should try it
MAG 83 - Nikola Orsinov fucks up a window display for no discernible reason
MAG 153 - Comedian is indoctrinated into a wine cult and doesn't live laugh or love
MAG 66 - Mikaele Salesa and Peter Lukas torment one guy in particular by putting him in a box
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not entirely happy with it haha, didn't have enough time to polish the concept but wahoo jarchivist moment
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In the magnus archives, the web fed us everything spoon to mouth while we watched from a distance, and Jon frantically scrambled to satiate the eye, experiencing a hunger for statements, for knowledge, a yearning to Know.
In the magnus protocol, we as the audience listen to the story in scraps and bits, licking up whatever we can find through hidden microphones and secret venues, scraping and reaching to Know.
I think we are living a continuation of the same story.
All of the Magnus protocol is heard through digital recording devices, through computers and phones and the internet.
Chester… the Program with Jon’s voice…. is in the computers, in the phones, in the internet.
What if we’ve changed perspectives, and we’re hearing Jon’s remnants feed itself on the horrors of this new universe? With how desperate the storytelling is in this series, how needy it is, it would only be fitting that we would be viewing this new story through the lens of a servant of the eye.
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"sounds like she was trapped in her greatest fear, which then actually killed her" DING DING DING! MR. KHALID, YOU ARE ONTO SOMETHING! I AM SORRY FOR WHATEVER HAPPENS TO YOU BECAUSE OF THIS
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A figure asking questions in an alley? Could the question be “can I have a cigarette”??? This feels like such a direct angler fish reference yet I have no idea what it could mean? Or maybe I’m just spiraling too far
#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tma#tmagp spoilers#tmagp theory#magnus protocol#someone help#also Georgie what do you mean who took Georgie’s face I’m worried about u girl
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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