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@cyanidesymphoniesxylophones ^^that’s me to you (lovingly)
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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Cuteness Aggression
#his love language is biting#my art#love and deepspace#like a cat#everytime he sees mc he just wanna squeeze her#ohh im gonna love this card sm#lads#lnds#sylus#lads sylus#qin che#love and deepspace sylus#l&ds sylus#chubby mc#sylus love and deepspace#恋与深空#fanart#doodle#art#lnds sylus#sylus x mc#sylus fanart#lads mc#sylus x you#lads x reader#artwork#degital art#artists on tumblr
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I wonder how many heart-attacks Blackwall and Solas have per day when Cole is around.
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#DAI#Blackwall#Thom Rainier#Solas#Cole#be nice to my spirit son Thom#Adaar might bite you... not when... but WHERE you least expect it
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD#beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom#I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU#KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING
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"You want some?"
HAILEE STEINFELD as MARY in SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
#in anticipation of the film's release i Will be sinning everyday#let her bite!!! she's a babygirl who needs a treat!!!!#like you won't let her kill you 🙄#hailee steinfeld#haileesteinfeldedit#ryan coogler#michael b jordan#sinners#sinners 2025#sinnersedit#filmedit#filmgifs#horroredit#horrorsource#femalegifsource#ladiesofcinema#***#the devil works hard but she works harder :)#the way I'm too seated for sinners is terrifying the staff at the cinema
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noooooo dont be normallll i like being gay lil freaks <3 /silly /pos
aaaaaaaaa haha okay <333333
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#ordinary photo of yeti#they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down#main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐#babbling
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i wish all my mutuals who @ me in those tag games a very i swear i see it and i love being thought of even though i rarely if ever do them. i love you.
#also sidenote. if you’re a mutual. or a follower. or a complete stranger.#my dms and askbox are open and i promise i don’t bite!#if you don’t want it to be seen by the world then i can do a private ask too
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mouse bites™
#anybody do this yet?#house md#hate crimes md#house md game#mouse bites#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#lisa cuddy#robert chase#allison cameron#eric foreman#house md meme#he needs mouse bites to live#shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing#this took me way too long#house#dr house#also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum#its because i had to recolor it myself#i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact#oh well#i also drew the nosebleed lmao#every house episode ever#generic house episode#editing this to say#this is not an original meme at all#I just ds-ified it tbh#ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up#or like iykyk i guess
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jason's 13 years at the super disciplined camp and several years as a leader of said camp mean it is very unlikely that he is any shade of feral, except for maybe a few minor idiosyncracies that all camp jupiter kids have because they all spent time at the wolf house, but since they all have these traits, they might be considered cultural rather than feral. however, annabeth chase, who was famously left alone until she was seven and was raised by an ancient greek horse man that used to live alone on a mountain, a barely sober god of mental illness, several other mythical beings based on animals, and approximately 37 different traumatized, exhausted, and desperate teenagers at an unregulated summer camp where she learned how to be scary by studying greek monsters, would definitely be somewhere near feral.
#this is me coming out as a feral jason grace hater. he is constantly two things from an OCD meltdown because he was raised to be uptight#annabeth however is and was a little gremlin and you cannot convince me otherwise#the older campers were supposed to babysit her and they came out looking like they just left a war. literally all she wants to do is-#run into traffic on the off chance she finds a monster. the only person who can get her to sit the fuck down and not bite people is luke#pjo#annabeth chase#percy jackson#jason grace#percabeth#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo toa#percy jackson fandom#hoo#pjo fandom#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth pjo#pjo meta#percy jackson meta#mine#my meta
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"#author is chronically ill" "#author is disabled" "#author is trans" "#trans character written by trans author"
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Fhew !! I like it when you show; you need me bad....
#hot couple#intimate#couple#intimacy#desire#romantic#touch#kiss#kissing#kisses#romance#couple goals#romantic couple#damn it#holy fuck#damn hot#oh god#uff#ufff#kiss kiss#kiss me#bite me#touch my body#touch me#flirting#Pull me#you and i#ufffff#let's do it#take over
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It's a sunny day The gang's all here No chip on my shoulder A-ha-ha-ha-ha
#are you KIDDING MEEEEEE#i'm obsessed with her#she's EVERYTHINGGGGGGG#every performance i've seen of doechii since 2021 has been top tier#doechii#doechiiedit#doechii abnh#abnh#alligator bites never heal#sapph's post#s/doechii
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also. this intimidation check in the underdark. haunts my waking dreams. I'm a rabid dirty dog
and I bite
#nebbles talks#GRRRRRARARFRRAUHHGGRRRFFF RRGGRGRRRRAUGH WOOF WAURF#*bites you bites you bites you*#im. normal. i swear
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