#*CHEF'S KISS*

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from @fledgling-witch

Demily yawned softly as she looked at the clock on the wall. She didn't like getting up early, but this was an important appointment. The waiting room was quiet. There was a larger demon reading a news paper, his wide silhouette engulfing it like a cat eating a mouse. His mouth slightly smoked. Demily stared at her feet, wishing this was over already.

A tall lady demon in a white suit called her name and beckoned her over. Demily got up from the uncomfortable bench and grabbed her bag, then meekly followed the lady into the hallway.

Demily sat down in an equally uncomfortable chair as the grey-bearded demon across the desk looked over her documents with bespectacled eyes. "Demily, is it? Haha, well, I won't ask where you came up with the name, but I've heard weirder, we'll register it. The stuff you earth-sent come up with, haha." The demon took a sip of coffee. Demily felt rather tense. "Would you undo your glamour for me, please?"

Demily found herself unable to speak at the moment. Concentrating for a second, she did as asked, and two curved horns sprouted out of her curls as a tail swished out from under her skirt. Her wings remained folded neatly under her jacket.

The older demon frowned. "The whole glamour, please."

Demily looked at the floor. She became slightly taller, her shoulders slightly wider, and her chest size reduced.

The demon grinned. "Haha, well, it's hardly the first time an earth-sent comes back with a new gender, happens all the time, you glamour yourself this way or that to fool some human, you stay that way a bit too long, and something clicks, right? Heard it all before... That's your non-glamoured form, though? You look remarkably feminine as it is, I barely see why you bothered."

Demily chose not to explain how she'd sampled the humans' non-magical transition methods.

"Well, we'll get this all sorted out and kick your butt right back to earth, hold on."

A large, hairy arm grabbed a pencil and erased the letters "in" on the document, replacing them with the letters "suc."

On the bus home, Demily felt that the appointment could've been had over a crystal ball.

[lavendervirgos]

Slow thrusts with eye contact 🫠

[scyllas-dogs]

something less wild. @anniflamma's zeus as a cooldown

[petit-papillion]

What a photo!

Charles on track during the COTA race weekend | 2024 USA Grand Prix

📸 Circuit of the Americas

[orangesyellow]

Hi. Hello. I'm Sydney. Family style?

[drulalovescas]

When they look at each other while the other isn't looking 🤌🤌🤌

[jq37]

Siobhan plotting with Ify to take ducks and box Trapp out and then Trapp later just giving her a duck because she's too short to get one herself even with three boxes. Her little cry face. Truly a gentleman and a scholar.

[nicknelosn]

GILLIAN ANDERSON as DANA SCULLY in

THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S07E01 ‘The Sixth Extinction’

[trashy-greyjoy]

i refuse to believe this is how y'all look at your platonic work acquaintances. wholeheartedly, no lmao.

[conceived-angel]

i love this tiktok so much it's so establishedrelationship!sydcarmy core. like i know half of sydney's drafts look like this

[morethansky]

HUNTER & CROSSHAIR // Protectiveness

[skywerse]

[lavendervirgos]

Eye contact during sex >>>>

[triple-pupil]

Stupid giggles.

Also edit: Found the artist, @lyovpple, go check 'em out.

[buttsonthebeach]

The way Solas puts his hand on the Inquisitor's back while they are on the balcony after Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts is everything

[orangesyellow]

and i think there's a mold in my brain spreading down all the way through my heart and my body cause i cling to the dark of my room and the days thin me out or just burn me straight through