#*[ Crack!RP ]*

[104thsquadfam]

" I'm tired, and angry and these damn bitches keep poking me. I swear to god I'm going to completely lose my damn mind if I get brought one more document."

[bumble-lessbee]

“….I may have been gone for three years, but my lunch box is still cooler than yours.”

"Oh hey Magnus I haven't seen you in a-"

The yellow bot stops dead in his tracks as he stares at the enforcer, was this it? was he finally going senile or.... Wait... Wait a second, Lunch box, Cooler than his?!? Impossible! He had the coolest lunch box in Cybertron! "Oh, you really are going bonkers, huh Mags?" The minibot teased. "My Lunchbox has been kept in MINT condition over these years, where has yours been?"

[windsofredemption]

-Angrily scuttles along and hisses at the person reading this post, before scuttling off to his mountain like the hermit he is-

[nezu-spiketown]

As a caffeine addict I can confirm both true. I don’t sleep so without caffeine I’m not too pleasant, more like a grumpy zombie. Likewise, per this take, Most people aren’t tolerable without the influence of drugs.

[purgatorysanctuary]

Hello, StaticRadio Nation!

[galadrielaaa]

Obsessed with the scene where Adar explains to Galadriel that the danger of Sauron isn’t that he takes—it’s that he gives. He becomes what the person needs him to be, or provides them what they need.

To Adar he gave children.

To Celebrimbor he facilitated the ability to create and cement a legacy.

For Galadriel, he not only gave her an army, but he was her ally, her friend, when she’d been all but abandoned by her own people.

Even that warg in 2x01, he feeds him and gains his trust.

But don’t you see that he did the same thing to us? As Halbrand in S1, he became who the audience wanted him to be—drawing us into the deception.

Who was (arguably) the most beloved character in LOTR? The most fascinating? The one the story started to swirl around despite Frodo and the ring being elsewhere?

Aragorn.

We ate that reluctant-lost-king-sexy-grimy-mystery hero shit UP.

He became who and what we wanted him to be. It pulled a thread from the original story tied directly to our nostalgic, gullible souls.

That’s why it was as much a gut punch for us as everyone else to realize who he was.

The Great Deceiver, indeed.

[monsterboyfriend]

"Never, EVER raise your hand to a fledgling" What a bunch of WOKE nonsense! You know, when I was a fledgling, my maker beat my ass AT LEAST three times a week because I would mouth off and get into some bullshit. Built character. Kept me out of trouble. Taught me to respect my elders AND the Great Laws.

Fledglings these days don't respect either of those things. They're insolent. Reckless. No sense of decorum. Just take that Molloy kid. Running around out in the mortal world spilling our secrets and stirring up shit. You know he doesn't even have a maker because he goes around asking every vampire who can hear him, "Have you seen my maker? Have YOU seen my maker?" I'd feel bad for him if he'd just learned to keep his mouth shut.

If he HAD a respectable maker who wasn't a lousy deadbeat, the little shit'd get his ass beat so hard he'd be in coffin for a MONTH, Satan bless. And ALL of this bullshit could've been avoided. But now I'm gonna get CANCELED for saying it!

[valar-did-me-wrong]

Part: 55/?

[memeapple2]

Send anon hate to my muse! :^)

Make it angsty, make it silly, do whatever you want! Go ham!!! Just let my muse know how much of a menace to society they are! Do it coward :^)

[ka-go-me]

「巫女」:: "Nah, you'll melt faster with clothes on. Extra layers means more trapped heat."

"I'm gonna melt faster if I do..."

[tiedsh0es]

[104thsquadfam]

@hopeformankind​ continued from x

     ....If this wasn't a dream....then what was this?

     Erwin frowned slightly, so this was real then, this man before him was really him....the questions was how and why were they here. What were they doing before to end up in his office so suddenly.

     " I'm inclined to believe you....I see no reason why you would lie to me." it wasn't like he gained anything from it and he was willing to gamble on the fact that this man is perhaps from his future....if his missing arm wasn't a dead give away already.

     " We are currently preparing for our 57th expedition, something tells me you already know the details of this expedition but I'll go over it briefly regardless as a refresher. We are plotting a course from Karanes District to Shinganshina District....we expect to have a surprise guest visit Eren while on our expedition." he informed the other before standing, placing both hands on the desk as he pushed himself up and out of his chair.

     " Something however tells me you're well aware who this person is, and what will happen during this expedition....the real question is whether or not you're able to share this information with me...or if you're perhaps sworn to some kind of secrecy."

[noahsresources]

PROMPTS FOR MUSES WHO ARE LITTLE SHITS™ !

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

[ka-go-me]

「巫女」:: "Kind of have. Because someone else did make me a bunny. Len Barboza. But personally, I feel closer to a cat. Just as Izayoi-sama identifies with being a bird."

'Tell me my dear daughter-in-law, Why must you always be a cat? Have you ever considered the life of ...A rabbit'?

[jakegyllenbaalz]

i❤️ supernatural

[tinysnow]

Makes you a teenager

Dada, mama help.

( @panthera-tigristigris @rashoumons-wearer )