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Hey doc? I have snorted a suitcase full of originium, and I'm starting to feel the ef- 🗿

...I'm glad you had fun (?) though.

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"The Security", TT 16th January 229, 09:46 fan design for Ed, creator of the Law, as mentioned in arknights arg #3

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🎁 Doctor/Oracle?

Send 🫵your (or my) AK faves

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Ah, it's a little more complex than that. The KGCC pinned the label on her to force her into exile, then peeled it back off at a convenient time once they saw she was becoming a touchstone for the Infected. Wouldn't blaming it on her just be feeding into that constructed narrative?

I'm surprised you don't hate her for pretending to be one of the infected

she did what

that doesn't sound right but I've also never seen the Major so I'll get back to you on that

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hi uh why is our landship's chain pizzeria called 80% pizza. what's the other 20%

:)

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hi uh why is our landship's chain pizzeria called 80% pizza. what's the other 20%

:)

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hey it's me . im a doctor from another reality. im here to tell you that you should not substitute the secret ingredient to the cure for oripathy with five gallons of fruit juice. half the infected population in my reality have been transformed into small, delectable berries. i only know they are delectable because i can sense it. this is what remains of amiya, sadly. quieres???? haha just kidding. I don't know who this is.

I had no plans to substitute the secret ingredient to the cure for Oripathy with five gallons of fruit juice. This does imply some fascinating things about the cure for Oripathy, however.

...Am I allowed to ask why the ribbon on the back of your hood is so large?

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I can't believe they've learned to use social media. Was the sole purpose of this post to try and bait you into feeding yourself to We Many?

hey . it’s me, the Doctor. yeah. we’re gonna send you into the raging tides again. yea, sorry. i turned up the difficulty and now all the seaborne are mad. the knight is also here. i just rolled a one . i have no collectibles . yeah. please stand directly in front of the objective box. by the way i’m also clocking out for my lunch break

Yeah su- Wait, why are you in Iberia? We finished the expedition there over a year ago. Are you sure you're not a Seaborne pretending to be the Doctor?

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...I'm not sure how to break this news to you, but I don't think all of Yu's skill in the kitchen and every single crop Shu has ever grown could save your risotto at this point.

doctor the risotto . :-( i forgot to buy the rice so i put three-hundred and fifty-three diced Benadryls in it . my risotto :-((( .. it does not taste good :-(((((((( doctor :-((

...Spine, how many energy drinks were you on when you decided to make this risotto?

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doctor the risotto . :-( i forgot to buy the rice so i put three-hundred and fifty-three diced Benadryls in it . my risotto :-((( .. it does not taste good :-(((((((( doctor :-((

...Spine, how many energy drinks were you on when you decided to make this risotto?

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exodus from the pale sea

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...Am I really that popular?

No worries. I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. But you know how it is with the sort of workload demanded by Rhodes Island... Sometimes, getting the chance to properly enjoy lunch is a luxury, let alone making a funny little post on a strange app to a strange world.

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rain, dew, and shine.

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Hey Doctor, It's pride month! You know what that means.

I already made the "gay oripathy suppressants" joke last year.

Obviously, this means that this year it's no longer a joke. We'll be printing every label in obnoxious rainbow font and diverting all remaining funding into developing HRT That Explodes. Thorns, of course, will be project lead.

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cenotaph

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[unimpressed] I find you pretty damn scrutable, actually

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