#iocus ;; crack

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Did this land me in a bunch of hot water, both literally and metaphorically? Yes. Would I do it again for the bit? Without hesitation, yes.

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Skill issue.

how are we losing the war to a pharmaceutical company

we need more men

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Continuity Families

Sonic can also be split into continuity families in addition to distinct continuities:

SegaSonic/SoJ continuity family: This series is closest to the games as how they were developed in Japan. The setting is Earth, which happens to have stuff like anthropes with superpowers.

1) Sonic Team games 2) Non-Sonic Team titles (except for the ones in the Boom family below). These are the closest to “apocrypha” for the games as opposed to something new. 3) Sonic X tv series 4) Sonic X comics (serve as “apocrypha” for the TV series) 5) Shogakugan “Sonic the Hedgehog” Manga series (consisted of several distinct Manga) 6) Dengeki Manga 7) Dash and Spin; Super Fast Sonic 8) Shogakugan “Adventures of Sonic” Manga series 9) Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (here due to Robotnik’s portrayal and references to the first two games more than anything.) I believe this may be more of an island continuity, however. 10) Ladybird Books (while ostensibly set in the Fleetway family, the events shown feel very much like they fit in the game world instead) 11) Sonic OVA 12) Upcoming IDW Sonic comic 13) Sonic and the Tales of Deception Book

SatAM/SoA Family

The setting is a planet called Möbius, revealed as a post-apocalyptic Earth in the pre-reboot Archie and in SatAM ideas. It is unclear if this applies in the other members of this family or if Möbius is a constructed world instead. Robotnik is generally a deadly threat in these.

1) Sonic the Hedgehog TV series 2) Sonic Underground TV series 3) Archie comic (pre-reboot). Note that the early issues were more like AOSTH. 4) Archie comic (post-reboot). A bit of a strange hybrid between the SatAM family and the SoJ family, that leans a little more here due to the backstory. Could also be seen as an island continuity. 5) Michael Teitelbaum books and Troll Associates books. 6) The original Sonic book from Troll Associates (more self-contained, with Chuck turned to normal and Robotnik defeated) 7) Ken Penders’s unproduced Sonic feature film 8) SegaWorld Sonic musical (s)

Fleetway family

Set on Mobius, either a planet in a galaxy somewhat distant from ours or a full-blown constructed realm.

While Robotnik is a dark menace, he still cracks egg-puns. There is typically tons of British humor, and it’s VERY strong on the puns and surrealism.

1) Sonic Bible, SoA/SoE document 2) Stay Sonic 3) Sonic the Comic 4) Virgin Books/Martin Adams novels 5) Fantail “Choose-your-own-Adventure” Books 6) French Sonic Adventures (La Sirene). More or less an island continuity, but the European origin and surrealism put it here. 7) “News of the World” comic strip

Sonic Boom Family

The newest family, set on a nondescript planet. Eggman is a complete joke. Focused on comedy, often at expense of action.

1) Legacy era “self-contained bubbles” (Izuka claims the games are now self-contained bubbles). 2) Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric 3) Sonic Boom Tv series 4) Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal 5) Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice 6) Sonic Boom Comics 7) Sonic Boom Toyline (included due to the higher action focus, plus silly things like “Metallic Sonic”.

Unclear

Either things that have so little clear about them, or stuff that may or may not be a continuity at all. An equivalent to “Iocus” from Transformers

1) 2019 movie 2) Pense Bem Sonic books from TecToy 3) Sonic Social Media 4) Energie Verwenden Statt Verschwenden comic from Austria

Any I missed?

Edit: D'oh! I forgot the OVA. Added it.

Edit 2: I discluded the Sonic X novelizations that don’t add anything new

Edit 3: It has come to my attention that this list is very (sub?) Linnean and outdated, hence why I had some split opinions about grouping the continuities in certain groups, such as the post-reboot Archie. Might have to do a cladistic version eventually.

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While I know i have depression, adhd, dpdr, etc. none of those tags alone really capture how i feel until the cptsd tag. I never thought that tag could be for me, my experience wasn’t that bad, i thought. but no. it was bad, pretty bad. horrible in fact. devastating. and now im learnng its fucked me up in more ways than i could have ever imagined and honestly im back to feeling a little hopeless about it all. like it was a good ride not feeling like a useless, annoying husk of a person all the time but i guess its time to settle back in to the nastiness that is my cptsd (childhood ptsd). 

Between emotional detachment, avoidant traits and these random intense physical and emotional flashbacks without memries but they leave the worst feeling. First i randomly get aroused then i feel like im going to pass out, throw up, scream ,cry, and i just want to close my legs hard enough to close my vagina but it keeps opening. i have no control. i cant stop whats happening. im trying so hard but it doesnt matter. what i want doesnt matter. nothing about me matters. if i had the fucking balls to kill myself i would have ages ago. i didnt even know suicide was an option until grade 12. i probably wouldve tried if i wasn tso afraid of people paying attention to me. Saying they love me and care when they unknowingly torture me everyday. i cant stop looking for ways in which they fucking hate my presecne and think im a dumb ass idiot. this is so hard. why   me. why like i didn ask fo rthis, i hardly even deserved it. and it all feels fake on top of that. i so stuck in a loop of misery.

hopefully ill find my way out. i understand now that weed gives me clarity, drags me out a the hole thowards a slimmer of light shining through a crack in the prison that is my head. having a self is so hard, being vulnerable makes me want to throw up and accepting love is a foreign concept to me. where do i even go from here? why bother going anywhere at all? i just wish so badly i could kill myself, but i cant. ive fucking inserted myself into another friend group and now these idiots care about whoever they think i am and my death would admittedly disrupt their lives and mental states .and i know those bitches none of them could handle that right now, or ever probably. my family woudl jump at the chance to drag me back into the pit and seal the gate.

Theyre abusive. i remember being terrified theyw ould try to kill me if i moved out. they had such control ove rme, what i did who is saw what i ate and even my emotions. or scratch that, i wasnt really allowed to have emotions, other than grateful and obey. I hate my life, when i was 12 i wished iocu ldm urder them, i still kind of wish they would just drop dead. i hate them so much and feel less guilty about than i used to. i keep getting more objective proof they were awful but i cant seem to tie in the emotions of the memories i have, but i have emotions from memories i can never access. so much abuse, so much tragedy. no wonder im like this, a broken human. always feel unwated and empty, tossed away by her parents except to be a trophy a holidays. no regard for me, if i died woudl you care? probably, i almost want to kill myslef jsut to spite the both of them. whats actually funny is theyre so rude and poinsonous, theyve been acting nicer and nicer since i left which is a manipulation tactic whther theyf ucking realizd it or not. so theyre already rude as but how will that chnge if that bitch ever accepts that im a lesbian. what would they say if they knew i donated my eggs? what if they even only knew i dont fuckign go to church every week. FUCK THEM fuck them to hell. they can both rot in hell for all i care. well see how it plays out with my brother. my auntie probably hates me but thats fine for me. ill nevber have to see my pervy cousin who molested me then toyed with me until i was able to avoid him with extracurriculars. 

what ive gone through, its so much more than any of the relatable posts ive seen before. i could relate to the words, but not the humour or sarcasm behind them. i could feel emotional wounds and slef hate flood in. i have been through osme shit, as it turns out. depersonalized my way through it, im a little proud of mysel ffo rthat. at the end of the day, a child can survive just about anything.

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victory, but at what cost

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Where did you find the updog? I haven't seen one around in a bit.

We have returned!

We apologize for disappearing for so long! After joining Reunion for a free sword, our commander sent us on a mission to collect a gallon of headlight fluid, two tubes of elbow grease, and an updog!

Unfortunately, the commander seems to have died while we were gone and nobody else has any record of us joining! So, we are a Free Agent now!

If anybody needs the supplies we found and is hiring, let us know!

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doctor: consider the sphere

Alright.

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It's pride month, Doctor.

You know what that means.

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#���illicit snack trade” #actually what are rhodes islanders doing

- @i-am-a-reunion-soldier

Someone's jealous that they didn't get to try the limited-edition egg yolk chocolate bar.

(psst. hey, you're from the logistics branch with the weird looking desk plant, right? how do I get back on the illicit snack trade?)

Dylan(@ri-badguypilot)

First off , you don’t get to talk about Chris like that he’s been with my squad as long as anyone can remember and is a valued and respected member of the team in spite of the fact that he’s a unusually shaped succulent.

As for the snack trade, if your looking to buy knock three times on the door in deck 10 labeled 7004

If you’re looking to sell stop by my desk around lunchtime tomorrow and look for yellow.

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Presented without context.

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🧍‍♂️

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I'm so thirsty for you that you turn H2O into H2Oh my goodness

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You're fine, wrist braces are available over the counter. Just submit a requisition form and write "Gavial :( " in for the reason.

Don't forget to put some ice on it.

Got a clean(ish) bill of health from my latest checkup but Gavial high fived me on the way out so I think I need to book another appointment

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Sideroca has supposedly drafted a new training regimen for me. I've been hiding from her for the past two hours. Nobody tell her I'm h

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Meta this, efficiency that. I'm completing this mission with nothing but two very angry moose and nobody can stop me.