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Ordinary sausage starters

"The best way to start is with a dirty pan."

-calmly takes a peice of cake- "I'm actually saving this peice for later." "YEAAAAAA!" -fuckin aggressively puts both hands into cake, without any fear of god-

"Hey everybody it's Mr. Potato sausage!"

"Shouldn't it be Mr. Sausage head?"

"Mr. potato sausage. 🎵 BADADADA TEQUILA!!!🎵"

"Oh you British bastards."

"This is your sausage. You can do what you want with it, but sometimes you don't need to dress them up. All you just gotta do is suck them up!" -Horrible vienna sausage sucking sounds-

"It doesn't smell yet! It doesn't smell yet."

"They love me. They just don't wanna say it on camera."

"It doesn't smell expired. But it does taste expired however!"

"Now the first thing you need for sangria is fruit that's about to go bad! Everybody loves sangria. Especially if you're a woman in her forties!"

"I was up all night thinking about this. Can you shoot mashed potatoes out of a super soaker!?"

"Listen buddy I'm not looking for any trouble." -Shoots at you with a horrible super soaker filled with fucking mashed potatoes-

"HERE WE GO! NOW WE GOT A MEAT SPIN!!"

"It might not all be bad news. Ah, it's all bad news."

"Sausage skull! Sausage skull! Sausage skull!"

"IT TASTES LIKE A NORMAL HARD BOILED EGG!"

"I better think of something good or else I'm back to boiling things in pickel juice."

"HERE IT IS! IT LOOKS STUPID!"

"It's not bad. But it also tastes like a rolled up tortilla."

"But what does the hot diet coke pasta water taste like? That's what I think everyone wants to know."

"Ahhh, the finer things! It may look like you have blood in your urine, but it tastes like hot chocolate!"

"There was probably a better way to do this besides hitting it with a wrench."

"OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!"

"Are you naked under that sausage costume? Yes!"

"Of course I'm not a scientist. I'm a sausagetist."

"🎵 Feeeed me hash browns! Feeeed me all night loooooong.~🎵"

"I DID CHANGE THE BOX AND WE'RE ALL BETTER FOR IT! ARE YA HAPPY!?"

" 'Waaaaa they cracked the noodles so they're more easy and convenient to cook with. Waaaaaa!' That what YOU SOUND LIKE!"

"Ya know if you like black licorice there's something wrong with you!"

" 'It's the wrong kinda baked beans innit!?' AS IF THAT WAS THE THING THAT WAS HOLDING BACK!!"

"But you forgot the salt and pepper. No I didn't! This sausage is authentically bland! It's called a crisp innit!?"

"One cup of rice, two cups of water with half of it going on the side, AND A HALF A BAG OF SKITTLES!"

"This rice tastes like skittles."

"I'm no longer on board with this spaghetti."

"That looks like it won't kill me."

"Safe to eat raw? Me too, cookie dough!"

"And I told her, ONE MORE PEEP OUTTA YOU AND YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE HOME!"

"Who do you think is right? Me the guy who's been making sausages for years. Or my mom, the person who calls tiktok clockclock!"

"That's the sausage water.."

"That's what I call an issue I'll have to deal with later!"

"Checking in on the stain. Looks like it's soaking in the table cloth pretty good!"

🎵"A total egg-llipse of the heaaart.~"🎵

"THE WHOLE THINGS UPSETTING I'M GONNA LIE DOW!!!"

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on anon badly describe any relationship my muse is in and I'll try to guess which one it is :^)

Any kind of relationship can apply

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Aqua teen hunger force starters :^)

"YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!"

"You look at them and tell me there's a god!"

"I'm an adult and I deserve an adult glass"

"You don't own space, so stop actin like you do!"

"Okay have a crappy weekend I hope your house burns down."

"It don't matter. None of this matters."

"I'm just sayin' that if you continue rippin' off my idea, my unique graphics, someone's face is gonna get ripped off. And that ain't a threat, that's a guarantee."

"GENTLEMEN BEHOLDI HAVE LOST WEIGHT!"

"I am 30 or 40 years old I do not need this!"

"Its a groovy time for a movie time!"

"Hell, no, I pay no bills. I pay you no mind!"

"That says the bibble."

"Well, I'm just glad you finally learned some responsibility. In the most ass way possible."

"Are you the guy who keeps telling me to "Beware"? 'Cause I'll tell you where to be! Outta my sight!"

"God has allowed me to live another day and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem."

"DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SUCK IT!? I DON'T HEAR NO GLUG GLUG GLUG!!"

“I’m gonna start dropping F-bombs. Listen to this: Fart you, fart head.”

“I don’t have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination… cause I ain’t got no damn money.”

“We do whatever we want, to whomever we want, at all times.”

“It’s not Dracula, it’s just a damn school bus!”

“Hey, which one of y’all left the door open? And tore it off the hinges, and threw it in the yard?”

“You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup, too. Or your fate is sealed.”

"Where you should have a brain there's just a cavity that keeps you afloat. Isn't THAT something to be really proud of."

"Oh no, so what you're saying is this is a mystery and we have to go solve it, right? I scheduled this day off over two weeks ago. I made a memo."

"You're about to not have a mouth! And I mean it! I'LL RIP IT OFF!"

"You think you're gonna live forever, but you won't. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife."

"Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them."

"He needs his brain or else he's just going to float around saying 'do what now.'"

"Well, that was fun. I'm gonna take a nap now, and then I think I'm gonna call, uh, some hospitals."

"It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!"

"I must say... bacon aside, this is the best damn sandwich I've ever had in my life."

"Hell no! That sumbitch had an axe!"

"Why do you disappoint me?? Second by second, you waste my time."

"The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the earth is beacuse you amuse him somehow!"

GOD YOU SUCK AT BASKETBALL!"

"GO BACK TO YOUR MAMA!"

"LORDY LORDY LOOK WHO'S TURNING 4040!"

"This cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freaking sun! So I put two and two together there... and decided that you're pissing me off!"

"Now, I am not a violent person. But I would kill somebody, in front of they own grandmother, for a ten-speed."

"The blood bank is an evil pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his night slaves."

"Only us adults can say hell, damn, bitch, and ass. So get your helling, damn ass over to that bitching, damn room dammit!"

"This will only hurt for a second... but damn will it hurt."

"Well I'm in business. Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt. Business is good."

"People like me. Because I force them to. With violence."

"you can't tell me im drunk, thats between me and god"

"Yeah, I keep the blinds closed, so it's kinda disorienting. But you know, I don't want the government in my business."

"Now why don't you go back to the time before Christ, AKA next door."

"You are the gayest monster since gay came to gaytown."

"You're lucky I'm thoughtful enough to throw my anger at the media, and not your buttocks!"

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Let my muse know what your muse's favorite thing about them is!

You can do this on anon too as long as you leave hints on who your muse is.

Send 🫵 for my muse to tell yours what their favorite quality about your muse is

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Just send 🐱 to pet my muse! Do it coward!

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You're so special how did the world come up with you

❤️/✨️/🎵/🎀

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I hate to make a post like this beacuse this is so fucking stupid. But if you see the rpcvent blog please block it, and if you're name gets dropped there please report it.

This is much worse then your bog standard confession blog, beacuse this can absolutely lead to other RPers getting dragged through the mud over stupid bullshit. Beacuse SOME PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE DON'T KNOW HOW TO BLOCK AND MOVE ON LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE! SO THEY MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM!! The last thing we need is another blog for gulit tripping and for other rpers getting drug through the mud.

If someone is doing something actually harmful, then by all means adress it! But even then, this ain't how you fucking do it. 😭😭😭

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The love was there. It didnt change anything. It didnt save anyone. There were just too many forces against it. But it still matters that the love was there

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send 👁👅👁 and I'll make a shitpost mood board about our muses relationship

Any kind of relationship can be used for this!

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"Miracles aren't free you know. When you wish for hope, it creates an equivalent despair. That's how the balance of this world is preserved. "

Kyoko Sakura: Madoka Magica

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"I beg you, God... If this is how my life ends... Let me see a happy dream. Just once..."

Kyoko Sakura: Madoka Magica

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"I never wanted to save the world or make everyone happy. I never wanted to play God like that. If I could just save my family, and my friends… If I could just be a hero like that, I’d be happy."

Kyoko Sakura: Madoka Magica

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send 📷 and I'll use one shitty meme photo or gif to describe our muses relationship

Any kind of relationship can apply!

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Things I've said to my dalmatian part 2

"Jesus tap dancing chirst, why are you so full of farts!?"

"You're no boxer! Stop trying to hit me with your BIG MEATY PAWS!"

"If you keep acting up I'm calling cruella on your ass! Yes I am! Yes I am! She'll turn you into a nice hat and scarf."

"GET OFF MY BOOBS! GET OFF MY BOOBS!! YOU'RE TOO LARGE TO LAY ON MY CHEST!!!"

"Your nose looks like a little black olive."

"Are you giving me a peice of your mind? With a head that big you have a lot of mind to give, and then some."

"Why are you glittery!? What the fuck was glittery that you could have possibly gotten into in the back yard!? What in the 5th grade arts and crafts project is this bullshit!?"

"Stop with the old yell and scream™️. It's three in the morning I wanna sleeeep!!!"

"ALRIGHT LISTEN HERE BOB SPONGE ME BOY!!!"

"SAVE ME BUNGHOLE!!"

"Please stop picking on the poor senior citizen."

"You're bulit like an oreo roll my guy."

"In another life, I'm pretty sure you were someone's weird uncle or creepy neighbor."

"Really!? Tell me about it! Use your words! Spill the tea big guy!!!"

"Your grunts make you sound like John DiMaggio."

"Bicycle seat headass!!"

"You're so majestic and beautiful but you're also a gross stinky lad at the same time! Amazing!!"

"People on the internet think you're very handsome! They're right beacuse you're the most handsome boy out there!"

"Oh my god! It's a real life silly goose! A silly Billy! Sillyam William!!"

"YEEEES!!! KIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!"

"Go my evil minion! Attack and dethrone god!!"

"Your eyeliner is always on point dude!!!"

"Can I please work on writing? Pretty please? You're lucky you have pretty privilege, beacuse I'd fire you as my writing assistant!"

"Wow that sure is a huge vomit stain on the carpet! Golly gee, how did that get there? I know I didn't leave it there. This sure is a mystery and half, ain't it!?"

"Dude the deer aren't even paying attention to you! Stop trying to yell at them!"

"Dude you have issues! You have clear issues! A malfunction in the junction!"

"I sense bastardry afoot!"

"What's that smell? It smells like BITCH in here!"

"Look, it's famous internet celebrity PearHead!!!"

"You didn't just kill lambchop, this is a whole ass lambchop massacre! This shit is straight out of a horror movie!!"

"MY PEANUTBUTTER SANDWICH! YOU BITCH!!"

"Did you just hit an Ariana note????"

"Part cow! Part dog! All cop!!!"

""Bark bark woof" to you, mister!"

"You're weird, you're strange, you don't wanna fit in!"

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Things I've said to my dalmatian

"Hey potato butt!!"

"Having you around is like having a super fit cow that doesn't respect your personal space."

"WHY DO YOU LOSE SO MUCH HAIR!? OH MY GOD!"

"Thanks for destroying my toothbrush, I needed that!"

"The most unrealistic part of 101 dalmatians is that the barn doesn't smell like fart 24/7."

"Pongo? More like Bongo! Beacuse your big old head is that hallow!"

"Oh cool, that spot looks like a heart!"

"HOW DID YOU GET PURPLE!? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO THAT WAS PURPLE!?"

"How long are you gonna keep making that sound? Really!? Until my head explodes you say!"

"Dude the cat is not taking your attention, chill!!!"

"You're lucky you have pretty privilege!"

"YOU'RE CRUSHING MY GOT DANM BOOB!!"

"I love you so much, but your little nails hurt like hell."

"All this sass and the sun's not even up yet."

"It really didn't take you long to decapitate that toy huh?"

" OH MY GOD YOU KILLED LAMBCHOP!!!"

"Wow, that's not yours at all!"

"I could make a clone of you with all your hair I find."

"There he is, the most oppressed creature in this household, maybe the most oppressed creature in the universe! How DARE I want to eat these French fries in peace. The nerve!"

"Everything's okay, it's gonna be okay, you're okay."

"Snoopy lookin ass!"

"I'm so sorry. You're clearly starving and wasting away, even though you literally had dinner literally five minutes ago!"

"DUDE IF YOU EAT THIS YOU'LL LITERALLY DIE!!"

"Everytime someone's sick it's always either you or your brother."

"There's really nothing in that head, the last braincell has left the building."

"OH SHIT! YOU CAUGHT THE BRAINCELL!!"

"Stinky cow man!!!"

"That is some bastard behavior right there."

"Thank you for messing up the bed after I just made it!"

"I'm not even mad, I'm kind of impressed actually!"

"Why is it each time I walk in, you always somehow have something your not supposed to have?"

"You know who this isn't for? You!" :^)

"Oh shit! Long cow!!"

"Soft and squishy! Ten outta ten, a quality panda man!!!"

"You know I need to sleep there, yet here you are taking up the whole ass bed!"

"Everyday I find a new hidden Mickey on you! That's some abandoned by Disney shit right there!"

"Good morning you big old horse!"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! GAYASS!!"

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Send anon positivity to my muse!

As something to go with this meme. Make it silly, make it sincere, make it flirty, make it loving, make it back handed, ect! Go ham!! Some muses desperately need the positivity 😔