#*//im cackling*//

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital comic featuring Jimmy and Daisuke from Mouthwashing. Jimmy is standing and staring at Daisuke as he talks and gestures.

Daisuke: Wow! I'm so excited to be on the Tulpar! I'm pretty anxious, though. I've never been in space befo- Jimmy, leaning forward suddenly, mouth huge: (all caps) We're gonna craaaash! Daisuke leans away screaming and crying. end ID]

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it's funny because then they actually did <3

[moonlightmagical]

YEAH BRENNAN. I GET THE VIBE. THE “MAKE YOUR WIFE LAUGH SO HARD YOURE SCARED SHES GOING INTO LABOUR” VIBE. YEAH.

[numberonetribble]

Ratchet yelled at him too hard :(

[dr-spectre]

So i was doing my daily visit to Inkipedia, the goated wiki. And i was looking at the Deepsea Metro page and HOLY SHIT.

So THAT'S where this image of Agent 3 comes from! I knew it was from the Haikara Walker but i had no idea about this "Low Water Party."

And.... WHAT?!?!

DJ Octavio and Callie attended the party... TOGETHER!??! AND MARIE DIDN'T COME EITHER!? This party takes place AFTER Octo Expansion btw and not during it, Octo Expansion and Splatoon 2's hero mode are theorized to be happening at the same time or at least very close to one and another. So this party cannot be occurring when Callie was hypnotized. Holy shit.... They are on good terms? They just go to parties together?!?

Finally... More evidence for my "Callie willingly left with Octavio because she was mentally unwell and wanted an escape from her busy and lonely life, and hypnosis isn't mind control and brainwashing and people don't fully get how hypnosis works" propaganda! GAHAHAHA!!!!!

They are fucking party animals. Callie and her old ass 100+ year old second octopus grandpa.

[okartichoke]

I'm beginning to think he won't rest until he's inspected every suspicious-looking nook and cranny.

[geek-22]

[poorlydrawnhermitcraft]

HEARTBREAKING: mans first stand up show becomes his LAST.

[spoopdeedoop]

world’s worst polycule

[kimodraw]

been drawing some very very stupid things lately

[go-lurk]

which of the animaniacs do you dress like

[crystallizsch]

[takomakiii]

getting dsmp content on my timeline again because of parkour civilization and it activated the maggots in my brain like sleeper agents that just heard the code word. ill never be free from these little freaks theyre like microplastics. heres the two most normal guys on the server

[kenneth-black]

“Do you love him?”

Buck:

[he literally went 🤨🤨🤨]

[rainbow-taishi]

Black Swan, upon peeking into her memories: Never mind- I'm outta here! Nope! Nope! Abort mission! Oh crap! Too much information!!!

Acheron: *enjoying dancing*

[andi-o-geyser]

local gang of dnd players intimidate and viciously bully game show host sam reich, threatening to push his ass down the stairs like he's a 90-year-old grandma in a retirement home. more at 8

[rotpeaches]

Inside you are two wolves