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i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?
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i am not autistic i'm not!!! *my telekinesis stacks all objects present in the room*
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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
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Customer: I’M A PERSONAL TRAINER. DMV: TUG TONER SEXUAL REFERENCE it is a parody device that looks like you are masturbating Verdict: DENIED
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Reverse deal where elves are always annoying humans like Omgg your ears are so cute and shorttttt are they erogenous do your tiny little ears make you a Slut
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Hey man. Lets watch nosferatu together. Can you hold my hand if I get scared?
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YOU can write whatever you want whenever however forevrr. i have to write something perfect and earth shattering and i have to do it perfectly the first time or else
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honestly its gay as fuck to even be a man
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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat
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