#)))): so meeeeean

[answermywearyquery]

(almost) all instances of water in the official 4 minutes trailer

+ fire:

[firendeavor]

Shakespeare

Hello and sorry to @flamingbluepanda who asked for heartfelt declarations of love. Does murder count? But thank you so much for this! I've been neck deep in chaos and this has been lovely to step back for a second because it's such a wonderful prompt. And thank you once again to @galladrabbles too!

Anyway, any chance to bring up my dearest Lady Macbeth, I will. Obviously, warnings for blood and murder.

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The waxy motel soap in Ian’s hand is nearly gone. 

Crimson scores his palms like lacerations, soaking into the creases of his skin and no amount of lather will erase the stain. He trembles over the basin and begs the water to run clear before they can be traced and discovered, because they will be questioned; Terry Milkovich’s gut didn’t cleave itself.

Ian groans and growls at the damned blood, tears of frustration welling and pooling as he scrubs and scours and scratches and claws…

A grounding touch dispels his frantic thoughts.

“Your hands are clean,” his lover whispers, soft.

[melon-fodder]

Aizawa…………………………………….Oh to have a serious older man cooing at me while I ride the tip because he likes to tease and refuses to give me more 😭

BEKALFJEKSJR FFFFFFF

His hands that can be so so gentle are gripping your hips so mean now, holding you in place and fake pouting at you as he watches your face contort in legitimate agony. You want him so bad but all you can do is clench around his tip. It’s thick, yeah, but you need to feel it so much deeper. Whining and sniffling and begging, “please, sho—please I need it” but all he does is give a couple shallow upward thrusts and fake another look of sympathy when he hears how your wet cunt slurps at his cock.

“poor baby, i’m so mean, aren’t i?”

you nod and try to rock your hips, but he doesn’t loosen his grip, just leans forward to brush his lips against your cheek.

[zaptrap]

i forgot the monastery got destroyed in episode 2 lmfao

[akkivee]

NO WAY THEY JUST BROUGHT IN A BUNCH OF YALL POSSE KINS FOR AN EPISODE EXCUSE ME?????????

[veliseraptor]

Thoughts on chengxian as a romantic ship? I ship it and was wondering on your opinion.

I am not personally a chengxian shipper inasmuch as I don't tend to read fic where they are plainly, explicitly, romantically or sexually into each other.

however I think I would say I am a chengxian shipper in the sense that it's an incredibly intense relationship for both of them, highly charged, complicated and messy and extremely important in how they relate to each other and (in at least some ways) to the rest of the world. jiang cheng doesn't make sense as a character if he doesn't care about wei wuxian in an incredibly deep and intense way. wei wuxian doesn't make sense as a character if he doesn't - or at the very least didn't - care about jiang cheng in the same intense, almost consuming way. it's a massively significant relationship in both their lives and it's one I find very interesting and compelling to explore.

so like. I guess I'm a chengxian shipper in the same way that I was ever a thorki shipper, in that I wasn't, but also I kind of was, because for me at a certain threshold of relationship intensity the sex or romance or lack thereof starts to become almost incidental. for instance the point where you undergo experimental surgery to have a piece of yourself removed and placed in another person?

so like. while I guess I would say in the strictest sense that my feelings on chengxian as a romantic ship are sort of "eh, not my personal bag, at least not in the traditional sense" but that really doesn't feel like the most accurate answer to the question.

[arcanarix]

my delulu ass still thinking the only reason geto suguru would fall for a non sorcerer is for the simplest reason ever: he’s a man and men are simple creatures

that is all

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

good artists please stop telling me how long that "little sketch" took you. i don't wanna hear you made something in 20 minutes that it would take me 20 hours to do a worse version of

[monarchisms]

[rtx schedule, for context]

what do you mean there isn’t an rvb panel at rtx this year?!

[byanyan]

byan vc: rather than "troubled" or "deeply disturbed," i prefer to think of myself as quirky and unique. ...maybe a little bloodthirsty, but mostly fun and exciting!

[aerithisms]

so excited for francesca to be gay but i really cannot let lesbian eloise go like come on man. are they seriously gonna try to convince me that woman is straight. come ON

[ashgunnywolf]

Damian fucking hates that all the casual clothes for twelve-year-old boys have stupid sayings on them about being good at video games and hating your sister. His disdain for crass humor aside, he hates video games and respects the women in the batfam WAY more than the boys.

[mermaids-ate-my-dinner]

Oh no, the narrative is seducing my Durge to actually embrace their urge.

My character is having a crisis while Astarion is happily cheering them on.

[dangerous-disposition]

i think it's obnoxious in general to complain about certain "overused" tropes in fanfics for any given pairing especially if those tropes are harmless.

i think it's just fucking mean if u do that and ur a Big Time Fan for that pairing/media.

like when you're about to bitch about something stupid, maybe check ur follower count and assess if that's a number of people you would be okay with discouraging or hurting the feelings of.

just a general... thought for this fine tuesday evening

[honorhearted]

"Yes or no: If necessary, would you sacrifice honor/morals for efficacy in a Culper Ring scheme?" (the-gentleman-spy)

LET���S PLAY THE ‘YES’ OR 'NO’ GAME: Ask me questions and I’m only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No.’ / @the-gentleman-spy

Efficacy and morals... The very question seemed almost laughable, given just who was posing the suggestion. Had André, himself, not been one of the very first to enact spying within the colonies? Was it not he who'd decided to forego principle and merit for the greater good?

Slowly, a tight smile tipped the corner of Ben's mouth and he inclined his head. As far as he was concerned, he had already lain waste to honor and morals via the likes of Worthington. "Yes," he replied.

[grimalkinmessor]

DAMN??? DAMN. I AM WELL FUCKING FED HOLY SHIT