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Huh. All this time, I thought it was Tony Stank. 🤣

Wasn't Tony Hawk the guy who created Undertale?

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Criminy, Steven really couldn't catch a break, now could he? 💀💀💀

ah yes, steven universe: skull fracture, my favorite show

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HAHAHAHA!

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... Yeah, that sounds about right to me. 🤣

Do yourself a favor and rewatch the Star Wars prequels with high attention to detail, because this moment is a MASTERPIECE, as if the entire scene leading up to this isn't the most hilarious yet competent shitshow I've ever seen, this is the moment that I really lose my shit every time. Anakin has leapt off the speeder in the middle of Coruscant traffic, fallen dozens of stories through the air while in full spread eagle pose, lands on the tail of Zam's speeder, desperately crawls his way up the ship while she barrel rolls to try to dislodge him and he ragdolls his way almost entirely off it, so she's shooting at him while he's hanging off the front of the ship--THEY ARE SILL IN THE MIDDLE OF CORUSCANT TRAFFIC, I MIGHT ADD--until he finally manages to wiggle worm his way onto the top of the ship and then gets out his lightsaber and you expect him to cut a cool hole in the roof, kind of like what Qui-Gon did on the Trade Federation's ship BUT NO this absolute beautiful tropical fish of a Jedi just STABS HIS LIGHTSABER INTO THE COCKPIT AND SWISHES IT AROUND LIKE HE JUST PUNCHED A STRAW INTO BOBA TEA TO FISH OUT THE LAST PEARL, like his lightsaber technique is straight up the exact same way I would stir cream into my coffee, just STAB AND SWIRL IT AROUND, except with a DEADLY PLASMA CHAINSAW that is the lightsaber and you can't even argue because a) that's fucking hilarious, I cry with laughter every time, and b) if he hadn't lost his lightsaber TWO SECONDS LATER that would actually be really deadly, it's STUPID but imagine being in a cockpit and some asshole Jedi just STABS THEIR LIGHTSABER IN THERE WITH YOU AND STARTS WIGGLING IT AROUND, you would DIE and it wouldn't even be a cool lightsaber death! Attack of the Clones is a masterpiece, I'm not hearing any further arguments.

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Whatever happens...

Don't give up.

Keep fighting the good fight.

Be true to yourself.

Be strong.

Be steadfast.

Never stop standing up for the things you believe in.

Above all, never lose hope for a better future.

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Oh my heart, this is beautiful- <3

Cad Bane prints now available! Each print is 11x14” in a matte finish on archival quality which is thick and “rich”.

Fun fact: Cad Bane is the only hunter that terrifies me. Wow.

I had my medical test done, and no cancer or abnormalities were detected!! In honor of surviving my SECOND cancer scare, both Bane’s and Fett’s prints will be $10 off through Sunday, Sept. 15th! No code necessary.

If interested in purchasing, please utilize the link to my Etsy (basiclaurenart.etsy.com). And please do not hesitate to reach out if you have any questions!

Thank you for looking. <3

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I'm so sharing this 🤣

I'm starting a collection

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Reblogging this because this is a message EVERYONE needs to hear!!!

Original comic by Rasenth

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These put a huge smile on my face!! 😍😍

All the sprites from the recent newsletter! Notably we're getting some new Flowey sprites for the first time in what seems like AGES!! Have fun Flowey fans :3

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LOVE THIS

I've been working on this art for a long time, really like the result.

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HOLY MOLY, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL

Steven Universe - Art Nouveau Series by Alexa Rockman

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*(quietly boops from behind on the shoulder)*

He totally would

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BRUH.

Ok guys, are you all ready for my big Brain theory???

Ok so for starters, let's assume that the clone X is in fact Tech, because I genuinely believe it's him.

For some reason, unlike Crosshair, Tech was successfully brainwashed by the Empire and we know that whatever they do to the clones make them completely different from who they were before.

So with that in mind let's speculate that at some future episode the Batch will confront this clone X again and find out it's Tech, they will try to appeal to him to come back but nothing works.

Buuut... We know Asajj is gonna appear at some point

She is one of the last Witches of Dathomir, and you know what the witches can do???

They can use magic to do all sort of stuff, from brainwashing someone like Savage, or...

...Healing someone's mind like Talzin did with Maul.

SO, what if the Batch, after meeting Asajj, asks for her help to fix Tech's mind, making him remember/snap out of it?

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Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land

moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean

little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy

moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend

little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance

moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance

little mermaid: small good crab

moana: large bad crab

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the Fun Gang visits the Willy Wonka Experience ™️

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It's not just an abomination. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A HAT!

friendly reminder that when Sidious / Palpatine hired Cad Bane to do what is ostensibly the most ambitious job in his career, he just started listing the specs for his dream ship completely unprompted

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Tried this again, and I got "Asleep", "Flowers", and "Chocolates".... Second time's the charm, I guess! XD