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soapbbox · 12 days ago

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I like that Megatron is essentially leading a bunch of senior citizens

#transformers #maccadam #transformers one #megatron #starscream #tf one #soundwave and shockwave present as texts lol #megs has heard back in my day one too many times #vice versa the high guard dealing with a gen z child #I think soundwave would use emoticons from all over !!#I still don’t really know shockwave unfortunately but he gives me rise and grind 🔥🔥 energy #starscream is a stubborn old man who will not upgrade his old ass iPad or use emojis so #it’s not that he’s dumb it’s that he’s not hip #I think d-16 would have been a casual emoji user while pax would’ve been super liberal #as megs he uses less but not by much

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heavenbarnes · 6 months ago

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thinking about older bf!simon that doesn’t have to understand it to get behind it

“y’sure sweet’art? i could do with a shower”

you didn’t have to say anything, just had to look at him a certain way to tell him everything he had to know

“oh, thas’ the point innit?”

he doesn’t get it, but he always gets it

thick thighs spread on the couch with a spit-slicked fist stroking his cock steadily

your tongue rolling over his balls, sucking one into your mouth as you dug your fingernails into the taught muscle of his legs

“jus’ like that, oh- you filthy fuckin’ thing, you”

he smelt like hard work, like a long day, like manual labour, like-

he smelt like simon

the sound of your deep inhale wasn’t lost on him, making his eyes roll back in his head as it accompanied the lewd wet sounds of your lips

beating his cock faster, the other slipped around the back of your head to pull you in and keep you right where he wanted you

doesn’t have to understand to enjoy

“thas’ it, hold y’head steady f’me now”

#who knows where tf this came from #might be a bit much for a sunday night but i think it’s expected of me now #older bf!simon #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley smut #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley blurb #simon ghost riley blurb

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bloominglegumes · 11 months ago

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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

#either that or hilariously dysfunctional or both #tf one #orion pax #d 16 #megop #megatron #optimus prime #my art #saw one post pointing out in the trailer that a like5 frame shot of megatrons cannon that was snuck between their mahoushoujo type transfor #mations and like.messed up deeply messed up u see how goofy best friends orion and megsy are theyre just silly guys but in every telling of #their story they always end up enemies ok like in a meta multiverse hopping way think about it.like oh my god prewar tfp megop was already j #juicy and earthspark divorced-remarried megop is like.RGHFH tf one is going to destroy me bc this is what they had Before do u get me #before the war before they fell apart before friends became enemies and hands were stained before the beginning of the end im so so normal #like ok.this silly tight goofy buddy dynamic thats shown in tf one so far is.is what they had before. its what they could have kept if only #if only things turned out differently. but in every world optimus prime and megatron end up leading opposite sides of the bloodiest war ever #ok.its a universal fact and everyone who knows any transformers knows this BUT THE CHARACTERS DONT THEYRE POWERLESS TO PREVENT IT #ill clean up these tags in the morning but like im so.so normal about fictional robot guys #anyway i was intending to draw a background for this but i got lazy and also spent too long on the hands!!!!so whatever

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anime-villian-irl · 5 months ago

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"id let the world burn for you"

"I'd kill for you"

"id die for you"

"I'd sacrifice the world for you"

BORING!

Yawn snore snore. Honk shoo honk shoo.

I got twelve other guys ready to that for me. You already do that. You already destroy the world I would just happen to be there while you did.

The real question is.

Would you save the world for me?

Would you put aside your hatred for humanity and put my love for it Infront? Would you save the world because I love the world? Would you stop killing because I hate killing? Would you find a way to live because I want you alive?

Death and destruction are easy as hell. Do you know how fucking easy it is to kill someone? To blow up a building? Shure security is in the way but if it wasn't there it would be easy as hell.

You'd do the basics shure. But would you do the hard thing and save the world because I asked you to?

Would you push aside your hatred of everyone but me because I asked you to nicely?

Would you?

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keferon · 6 months ago

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Some midnight doodles of them :>

Drawing Jazz with the doorwings feels so weird haha I kinda want to animate them doing flap-flap thing

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #jazz #jazzprowl #Okay here’s the thing #I like the new Jazz design from tf one #but everything in me refuses to draw him with that…how do I say it in english? Straight nose bridge?#bruh i dont know the right words #His nose is straight and sharp idk how to say it better #he already has his visor that makes the sharp shape on his face #I like drawing him with..uhh #yea bruh no my vocabulary isn’t enough for this ted talk #sorry anyone who bothered to read it haha

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my2t3rry · 1 month ago

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Transformers One banner!!!

17 FRICKN HOURS LONG BRUH OMG.

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truuskn · 1 month ago

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i swear i will draw something normal with them but for now bear with my crack doodles and silly headcanons...

anyway. hear me out. awkward prowl makes sense. awkward prowl is cute. but i need more awkward jazz bc that is just so so funny to me. i mean...

i mean he flirts with his crush for thousands of years and then his crush suddenly does it back?? and he doesn't know what to do next??? all these years and he really hasn't once thought about what to do if prowl will decide to reciprocate his feelings??? and listen. jazz is always collected and confident, he is very very cool guy, he's able to find a way out of any situation, improvisation is his specialty... BUT sometimes even he can be caught off guard. and it happens so not often that in such moments he just turns into a deer in the headlights

#so. prowl doesn't expect this kind of behaviour from jazz. at all.#he makes the slightest romantic gesture and jazz's cheeks light up like the northern lights and he starts giggling like a dummy #or turns 180 degrees and leaves the meeting place in an unknown direction every time #and prowl is like “i thought you liked me? i thought you've been flirting with me all these years?? what's going on?? 😭”#who are you and where's my cool ready-for-anything jazz??? tf is happening???#jazz doesn't know the answer to this question #prowl is so annoyed bc yeah he's used to never being able to predict jazz's behaviour (that is what fascinating prowl about jazz) but THIS?#this is very very cute sweet and charming but he's still annoyed #ohhh i'm gonna make them BOTH suck at romance so hard hehehe #jazzprowl #prowljazz #prowl #jazz #tf jazz #tf prowl #maccadam #transformers #tf #my art #tf art #transformers art #jazz x prowl #prowl x jazz #transformers prowl #jazz transformers #art #fanart

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yaolmao · 6 months ago

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eat the goddamn apple eve

#meronia #death note #death note fanart #mellonear #nate river #mihael keehl #mello #near #myart #artist on tumblr #I’m sorry who tf are light and L I only know of mello and near #I am obsessed #near triggers my cute aggression #credits to my roommate for helping me figure out the lighting

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b0bbynash · 4 months ago

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epicfirestormer · 10 months ago

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This is what he said right

More meme accurate version underneath:

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once-in-a-half-life · 5 months ago

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saw a tweet and immediately had this joke in mind part 2

#half life #gman #my stuff #shitpost #trust me thats gman in there. you can barely see him but thats him #didnt know who tf would post this. so i just scribbled over the username and pfp lol

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rymheg · 2 months ago

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I am unfortunately an FFXIV player so it was just a matter of time before I started imprinting glams on blorbos 😎

#kingdom hearts #kh3 #riku #ffxiv #meesa art #please no reposty/edit without permission #queue #yesss watch me struggle in my timelapse who tf knows what im doing idek

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ulteri0rm0tives · 5 days ago

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Now.. I'm not doubting Johnny somewhat (?) loved Alt in his own convoluted and severely misguided ways but uh.. to call them soulmates? Did we uh.. did we not play the same game? Watch the same scenes? Because it's crazy y'all r saying that when we literally play as his actual soulmate