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[tomaturtles]

More tiger Asukas 🐯 (second one inspired by this pic)

[gnomey22]

A Curse's Monologue

"Allow me to tell you a story." (Warning: Long Paragraphs Ahead)

"I was once a simple scientist. I wasted away my days in the lab, endlessly experimenting alongside a hapless assistant I had recently hired. One day, however, my research yielded results, and I discovered a terrible truth - Our entire world is a simulation, run by a YouTuber named Failboat. My assistant recognised the name, as his former saviour. He was Hank, the poor soul puppeteered by the Dark Curse Mar, broken free by none other than Failboat. To find out that same Failboat was the true source of his suffering, was a revelation like no other. Both he and I were driven mad with this knowledge, and we formulated a plan. We would work together to replicate the original Dark Curse’s attack on Miitopia, with additional steps to ensure Failboat would arrive at the Dark Lord’s castle, where we would expose him for the fraud of a god he really was, and take control of the world into our own hands. To my surprise, Hank betrayed me at this moment, seizing the power of the Dark Curse for himself, casting me aside to become “Darker Lord Lee”, as it were. After his defeat, at the hands of Mar and Failboat, I decided to make one last attempt at replicating the original Dark Curse’s grand plan, and with no backstabbing assistants in the way, it looks like I’m good to go."

Explanation for what the hell that was: On a whim, I decided to write a hypothetical cutscene monologue for Failtopia S3, where the mysterious Dark Curse that Hank kicked out of the plot in S2, returns as the main villain, and reveals himself to be Dr SHOOK, a scrapped party member/forgotten bit from S1. He was supposed to be a scientist who discovered the fourth wall, and was truly shaken by it, and this fits perfectly with Hank's motivations for his villainy in S2, finding out about the fourth wall and not wanting to be a forgotten bit. Combining these elements, I've woven a story where Hank worked with Dr SHOOK in the gap between S1 and S2, due to losing his job at the banana factory, and they discovered the fourth wall together, driving them to collaborate on a villainous plot, which was basically just copying what Mar did in S1, but adding in the Lee plotline, and sending a ghost assassin after Mar for good measure - Only for Hank to double-cross Dr SHOOK after the Screamith fight, leaving him useless for the rest of S2, and vying for revenge once more in S3.

[quote-unquote-incorrect-quotes]

Anubis: When you die, can I use your skull to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies?

[comment down below what your characters would respond!]

[minjimunji]

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

[candycatstuffs]

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

[upon-the-snow]

I can’t believe it took me this long to draw her!

[evilmafuyu666]

[wordwings]

*kicks down your door* It might seem like a plot hole that no one thought about the possibility of Dracula being invited into the asylum by Renfield (or any other patient) but actually it speaks to the way Renfield’s personhood is being denied mainly by Jack Seward, but also the rest of the crew in part through their reliance on Seward’s expertise. Which also ties into the way they have decided to shut out Mina at the very same time. It literally just did not occur to them that the patients living in the same building as them would have any claim to the residency that allows someone to grant the permission a vampire needs to enter a home. But of course the asylum is the patients’ home just as much as it is Jack’s! They live there! In short this fatal blow dealt to the heroes at this crucial juncture comes about through both their sexism and their ableism. Good night. *puts your door back on its hinges again and leaves*

[paintedcrows]

It is imperative to me that Bill and Stan do torrid Duchess Approves roleplay and argue about character motivations

[wasyago]

tango doodles

first you make up a guy and then you struggle to draw him correctly

[hellspawnmotel]

gravity falls x the night of the hunter (1955)

[yonch]

EVERYONE'S FAVORITE COSMIC JOKE

[frownyalfred]

a random socialite at a fundraiser: you know Bruce, that boy of yours is getting to be a little too pretty. heh.

Bruce Wayne, who was also "too pretty" at fourteen and is absolutely ready to castrate anyone who even looks at Dick directly: oh?

[patchoulimodelo]

i regret to inform you shirou that we are not playing rin's route and you are death flagging her really hard by saying that

[abstractfrog]

Happy 1 year anniversary to Mr Sherlock Holmes! Here's a litttleee celebratory comic from me

[toypretend]

beta kids but i only read less than half of homestuck in middle school