#(straight)

[theblvcksupreme]

[admirerofmeat2398]

Facial comparison

Just your typical tall and dumb football jock who has a bit of cushion. He is MUCH fatter now but unfortunately I couldn’t find any good photos of that. I assume because he is embarrassed!

Update! I finally found some more recent pictures! Big Boy!

[the-hypocrisy]

Liberal feminists: we love all women!

Radical feminists: we love all women!

Lgbtqia+ community: we love all women!

A straight woman exists and is happy with a man.

Liberal feminists: no, you're with the oppressor, we hate you!

Radical feminists: men-adoring shit, we hate you!

Lgbtqia+ community: eewww, that's not gay nor queer, we hate you!

... Wtf

[shinymanticore]

So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

!!!

[kayina-san]

Oh how the tables have turned

[yurtgirlsophie0]

Any straight guy who would be interested in dating me?🥹

[karinamariee]

sweet

pairing: drew starkey x fem!reader

warnings: smut w no plot, mdni!!

a/n: idk what i’m doing w my life😭i also rushed that’s why it’s so short. I HATE THIS!!

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“fuck yeah,” whispered drew quietly as he pounded into you not so quietly. you had nothing to say, nothing was coming out of your mouth, you couldn’t even moan. everything was just so overwhelming. the way his dick would squelch inside you made your toes curl.

“i love you, i love you,” you moaned loudly. drew lowered himself on his elbows, both of them trapping you in between, but the way your legs laid on his shoulders, him hitting the right spot, you could care less. your arms moved to his back, nails digging into the white skin.

“you feel so good,” said drew. “so fuckin’ good.”

he moved his hand down to your clit, circling the bud slowly, making your arch back. your eyes crossed and moved to the back of your head. you could feel your orgasm getting close.

“you’re so fuckin’ sweet,” groaned drew. you heard his breath on your neck. he went quicker, trying not to cum too quickly. he would rather wait for you.

“right there,” you moaned, “just like that.”

he picked up the pace. you could hear him groaning in your neck as you came silently. it was too good to make you say anything. your toes curled and uncurled as it was overstimulating you.

“just like that,” drew said. “this pussy is so fuckin’ sweet.”

[akirakensworld]

Would you mind take a shower with me🥵🥵

[theblvcksupreme]

[fitstud]

[kinkmom]

What should have happened on their parents' couch. :3c

I quite like drawing in greyscale, haven't had a good opportunity to do so before these beauties.

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[dylan20000]

Clean my shoes faggot