#babana

[shinymanticore]

So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

!!!

[tizzypizza]

“Hypothetically, of course”

Agent 4 - @yogurthoopsart

Agent 8 - @yewgi

Agent N3O - me :)

[exoticalmonde]

Eve has a new obsession and I cannot express enough how much I just LOVE Lukai Hwei from League of legends.

Hwei is the cutest little creature ever and I accept NO criticism. I claim him body and soul and he wouldn't even know it until it's too late and he's in my mouth.

I will personally sail into Ionia from my Witch's hut in the Noxian outskirts and find him just so I can adopt him into my household like one of those pet artists people kept back in the day, except I will swing by thrice a week in a pattern of Tue/Thur/Sat to bring him food, cook for him, do the washing and cleaning (not like we don't have maids for that) and we talk. Just in case he does feel lonely because living alone is comforting until the loneliness and feeling of loss and confusion take you apart and you realize way too late you need someone at the peak of not having anybody.

Anyways

"Hwei, honeycake, did you finish the commission of two men eating their faces off in the moonlight waist deep in a lake? My friend is an artist and she already drew her own scrimblos having a fight and reconciling and honestly I want to stick it to her because I'm writing this story about a Lunari and a vastayan arena boss enemies to lovers--AnYwHo."

And timidly, though at first, he responds "No, madam, I haven't yet. Inspiration is lacking this week and I feel inclined to work on other things. But you want to know what I did do?"

My enthusiasm will peak and I will heimerdiner's dog him into knowing the small grace of a smile on my face is all for him, all because I like him, because he is sweet and adorable and worthy of my praise and what he creates will please me to no end. So he will take me out in the garden or the forest and he will go ham showing me what he painted over and now the back yard is glowing and the willows are singing and I can hear both pain and happiness front back and center envelopping the world until his art is in my viens and I will go "Good boy" because that's my SEROTONIN shot for today.

Then Ill let him trauma dump and talk about all he wants he is THAT important to me. The stupid weirdo writer picked up the soggy depressed artist, golly what a curious circumstance.

"Thank you for your hard work, Madam." he'd see me off and I'll be on my tippy toes patting his head and brushing paint off his nose bidding him goodbye when the night is already deep and starry and I will return to my house content my money is put to good use.

Anyways, fantasies aside... I need to read his lore. I need to know him, I need to know more of ionia now, and I desperately love his voice

Fantastic work for the VA and the creative team. Wish my luck as I break my fingers into the keyboard trying to do combos.

[cordysys]

What's the worst dirt flavor?

.personally i never liked "designer dirts," and this is something i'll always stand by. for the unaware, designer dirts are specially crafted dirt mixes that tend to already have all sorts of artificial shit already mixed in. the problem is less with the dirt itself and moreso with how it's all treated

.see, the goal with designer dirts is usually to get a particulary rare and pricey flavor out of the babanas. however, you can't exactly control what dirt babanas burrow into, so you either have to unbury an immature babana from elsewhere, which is extremely unethical, or...

.you take up LARGE plots of land with these designer soils. picture miles of miles of completely barren dirt. not a weed or bug in sight. the only time anything changes is when someone comes by to refresh the designer dirts or a babana crashes down.

.these sorts of babana farms cause extreme stress on the natural environment, and it's part of why certain cultures have been advocating to have babana farming regulations put in place. until then, though, please make sure you're checking where you get your babanas from.

.luckily, unethical farmers are usually pretty loud and proud about it, so you won't have to search for long to see if your money is going somewhere you can comfortably support. however, for a quick and handy rule of thumb; if there's a guy named Eugene in their higher ups, take caution

.it's a shame that we have to be so vigilant about the humble babana, but with a little bit of co-operation, we can improve the health of our ecosystem and our babanas together!

[tastyhealthyfoodonlin]

Strawberry Crunch Poke Cake

[lepucide]

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[iamcryingregretevator]

spive angst

[roennq]

Reblogging for Stargoat. And MORSHMOLLOW! (When my nephew was two, he called bananas BABANA! Every now and then we still use the word, within the family and with close friends, to refer to bananas.)

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

[iramariasblog]

[partyswirl]

multiply babana

[tizzypizza]

my super great awesome friends and i’s oc’s are agents 4, 8, and neo 3 so i’ve been having a ball making lore and doodling stuff for it 🫶

my neo agent 3 nana is a kamabo co inktoling and coincidentally happens to share some lore with my friend’s agent 8 which was super exciting 🫶

[sunriseindigo]

MY BEADS ARE HERE

[that-guest-named-pie]

As someone who went to Plant school and received a PHD in Babanaology. I am absolutely floored by the Anon’s audacity.

Because ANYONE who went to plant school to even get their BACHELORS DEGREE should know that Babana’s actually fall from space. And as a result of this they burrow deep into the ground, which causes them to need to be dug up.

And anyone who even finished their FIRST YEAR of Plant school should know that Babana’s taste differently depending on which dirt they are dug out of. (Rocky soil makes them salty, clay-heavy soil makes them more sweet, etc.)

AND it is a commonly known fact the dirt are dug out of are a delicacy in some cultures. And in some cases they are held in higher culinary regard then the Babana itself.

Maybe YOU should go back to Plant school and learn the basics before being rude to people homie. Smh smh.

What's the most tasty flavor of banana?

The dirt you dig them out of.

[p0tasiu]

Ranking tigari pe care le am fumat

1. MARLBORO ROSU LUNG - tigara mea de suflet a fost cu mine la rau si la rau (+ marlboro rosu scurt)

2. Lucky strike din serbia - foarte bazate mai vreau

3. Dunhill mov - cel mai bun dunhill lowk

4. Sobranie rosu reimagined - sunt atat de cunty ma simt ca un personaj din nana cand le fumez

5. Dunhill negru

6. Pall Mall negru

7. Dunhill albastru - basic

8. Sobranie rosu (cred??) - a intrat bine dupa 2 shot uri nu pot sa ma plang

9. Camel albastru deschis

10. Marlboro mov forest mist - mi se tot stingea tigara (poate pt ca batea vantul cu 100km/h) si arata cam dubios

11. Winston slim mentolat - bazat

12. Dunhill roz

13. Sobranie roz

14. Sobranie alb - atp nu mai fuma decat sa fumezi extra slim uri d astea

[foul-milk]

George and Aleix in Qatar✨