#babana

[shinymanticore]

So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

!!!

[tizzypizza]

“Hypothetically, of course”

Agent 4 - @yogurthoopsart

Agent 8 - @yewgi

Agent N3O - me :)

[exoticalmonde]

Eve has a new obsession and I cannot express enough how much I just LOVE Lukai Hwei from League of legends.

Hwei is the cutest little creature ever and I accept NO criticism. I claim him body and soul and he wouldn't even know it until it's too late and he's in my mouth.

I will personally sail into Ionia from my Witch's hut in the Noxian outskirts and find him just so I can adopt him into my household like one of those pet artists people kept back in the day, except I will swing by thrice a week in a pattern of Tue/Thur/Sat to bring him food, cook for him, do the washing and cleaning (not like we don't have maids for that) and we talk. Just in case he does feel lonely because living alone is comforting until the loneliness and feeling of loss and confusion take you apart and you realize way too late you need someone at the peak of not having anybody.

Anyways

"Hwei, honeycake, did you finish the commission of two men eating their faces off in the moonlight waist deep in a lake? My friend is an artist and she already drew her own scrimblos having a fight and reconciling and honestly I want to stick it to her because I'm writing this story about a Lunari and a vastayan arena boss enemies to lovers--AnYwHo."

And timidly, though at first, he responds "No, madam, I haven't yet. Inspiration is lacking this week and I feel inclined to work on other things. But you want to know what I did do?"

My enthusiasm will peak and I will heimerdiner's dog him into knowing the small grace of a smile on my face is all for him, all because I like him, because he is sweet and adorable and worthy of my praise and what he creates will please me to no end. So he will take me out in the garden or the forest and he will go ham showing me what he painted over and now the back yard is glowing and the willows are singing and I can hear both pain and happiness front back and center envelopping the world until his art is in my viens and I will go "Good boy" because that's my SEROTONIN shot for today.

Then Ill let him trauma dump and talk about all he wants he is THAT important to me. The stupid weirdo writer picked up the soggy depressed artist, golly what a curious circumstance.

"Thank you for your hard work, Madam." he'd see me off and I'll be on my tippy toes patting his head and brushing paint off his nose bidding him goodbye when the night is already deep and starry and I will return to my house content my money is put to good use.

Anyways, fantasies aside... I need to read his lore. I need to know him, I need to know more of ionia now, and I desperately love his voice

Fantastic work for the VA and the creative team. Wish my luck as I break my fingers into the keyboard trying to do combos.

[iamcryingregretevator]

spive angst

[marlenasblog]

thomasraggi__: Drink 'till you choke 👀

GOSSIP feat. @tommorello out on Jan 13th.

[chirpsik]

[iramariasblog]

[sunriseindigo]

MY BEADS ARE HERE

[foul-milk]

George and Aleix in Qatar✨

[oh-gh0st]

Can you imagine Choromatsu curling up to you in bed? You both are just on the cusp of sleep... Your poor heart has calmed down, and you feel safe enough to sleep even if his cute face is nearly next to yours. He looks at you, a light blush coloring his features even in the darkness, but his eyes find yours so quickly it makes the nerves bubble up once more.

He leans in only a little, enough that he can place a small kiss to your nose. "Goodnight, I love you... I'll talk to you in the morning, sweetheart." And he dozes off, leaving you a flustered mess.

D... DIVINITY....

[tizzypizza]

my super great awesome friends and i’s oc’s are agents 4, 8, and neo 3 so i’ve been having a ball making lore and doodling stuff for it 🫶

my neo agent 3 nana is a kamabo co inktoling and coincidentally happens to share some lore with my friend’s agent 8 which was super exciting 🫶

[iamyounicorn]

TRICK OR TREAT!!! (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

a healthy treat!

totally normal banana

[dickggansey]

just ate a banana that actually tasted good. rejoice

[sonicpilled]

stater bros changed their banana nut muffin and i am Devasted. in tears eating it rn its so different and a huge downgrad

[chirpsik]

our lord and saviour, babana