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beaft · 2 months ago

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the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

#be shh now #her rendition of events was too detailed and accurate to not come from experience

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hoofpeet · 7 months ago

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14 year old artists listen to me right now (gripping you by the shoulders) STOP caring about your "internet presence" right naow. Draw slower and stop trying to boil your art down to an acceptable marketable brand

#stop trying to finish every piece in one session so you can post more often... you're hurting yourself in the long run #i know from personal experience !!! please #you also don't have to post everything you draw... don't be afraid to do studies in case they look bad #you're not obligated to post them. studies probably will look shit at first but it's fine

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scampdoodle · 15 days ago

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Some Zaunite Viktor and academy Jayce

#my artwork #jayvik #this is from an AU where Viktor was raised by Silco alongside Jinx in Zaun #he and Jayce meet when Jayce comes down to the undercity to get illegal supplies for his experiments #arcane #viktor arcane #jayce talis

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why-animals-do-the-thing · 4 months ago

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People never seem to want to hang out at animal habitats. If they can’t see something immediately, they just leave. If you’re patient enough to stay, sometimes incredibly magical experiences happen. Like this one.

Those are California condors. Biggest wingspan in North America, incredibly endangered, and the only species with approval from USDA for emergency use of the poultry avian flu vaccine.

Towards the end of the day, once things got quiet, I sat down near where one was foraging and just hung out. Then… they noticed me.

I can only upload one video so I’m going with the one where I was showing them my glasses, since they kept trying to peck at my shoelaces and fingers and I wondered what else they'd be interested in.

They stayed there with me for at least five minutes, given the duration of video I took. Just chilling, watching me, interacting a little. It was just us - nobody else approached. Until eventually they chose to go do their own thing, and I sat there in awe for a while.

It’s worth it to wait, when you can.

#california condors #cool experiences #zoo animals #I tried to upload this from the zoo yesterday on mobile and it got flagged mature content ofc #I have face?#mask rep

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cardo-de-comer · 10 days ago

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Sun is always the calm one. While the Moon has more fps, always moves and wants to gnaw on walls, pace around and destroy timelines, the Sun is the one who prevents the chaos, usually by doing nothing. Or at least that's how I see them.

#art #oc #yourenotsupposedtobehere #ynstbh #blender3d #I think these two characters come directly from my experience - i always more active at night as well #i mean you too can't exist when there's so much pressure from sun it gives you a headache and pain in all muscles? no??? just me???

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kosmogrl · 1 year ago

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your life is not meaningless, you just haven't seen the sea in a while

#speaking from experience

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acrowseye · 9 months ago

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

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babydolllblogger · 4 months ago

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i just want to be perfect ‧₊ ♱. ݁‧⁺

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everwalldigan · 5 months ago

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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

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cat-in-a-mech-suit · 5 months ago

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Being forcefully raised as a woman is not any less traumatic and emotionally repressive as being forcefully raised as a man. Femininity is not inherently pure and safe. Coercing someone to perform femininity is not any less toxic than coerced masculinity. Being dysphoric around femininity or having trauma from women doesn’t make you a misogynist.

#transandrophobia #transmasculine experiences #antitransmasculinity #transmisandry #im so exhausted from both cis and trans people acting like trans men choosing to engage with femininity as much or as little as we want is #somehow a statement on how we feel about women #and not just our own personal comfort #make all the forced fem jokes you would like #but remember those of us who were forced to be feminine #actually experienced serious trauma from that #and deserve a space to talk about it

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littlemizzlinguistics · 1 year ago

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Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

#linguistics #gen z slang #english #as people in the reblog pointed out!#most gen z slang comes from (or was appropriated from) aave #honestly I was just excited to talk about how people in my field actually get excited about non standard uses of English #instead of ridiculing speakers #and I tagged incorrectly and didn’t point out the very real issues of language and power and appropriation inherent in modern slang #in that much of it was appropriated #and even that which experiences language change in the wider culture still originated in aave #aave is just as linguistically valid as any other English dialect because it is a proper language #and the grammar is incredible!!!#habitual be is fantastic and an excellent example of how a richer case system or a certain case can render an adverb unnecessary #and the phonology is just beautiful #anyway I’m very sorry #I fucked up

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dcxdpdabbles · 9 days ago

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Danny: Ugh, they're back again

Jazz: Don't make that face at paying customers. Do you want to make a portal back home?

Danny rolling his eyes: Yes

Jazz: Then we need to get enough money to buy the parts. If that means waiting tables at a barely legal dinner, where idiots hit on us, then we wait those stupid tables. Now go over there and get the Waynes to leave us a 200 tip.

Danny: Fine, but only if you do too!

Jazz: *Tighten her apron straps into an hourglass figure* Way ahead of you.

Danny: *Rolling eyes but does the same*

Meanwhile with the Waynes

Bruce: It's so nice to go out to eat with you all

Alfred: Indeed. It's a nice change, don't you agree, children?

Wayne kids: *hyperventilating*

Bruce Not looking up from his phone: The Fenton siblings?

Alfred: Indeed, sir. It seems like Master Dick, Master Jason, and Miss Cass are going to attempt to speak to Ms. Fenton today. Master Tim, Master Damian, Master Duke, and Miss Steph don't seem mentally ready to look Mister Fenton in the eye. Bets?

Bruce: Dick chokes on his fork again. Tim face plants on the table, and Steph once again speaks in gibberish after forgetting the entire English language.

Alfred: Very good, sir.

#dcxdpdabbles #dcxdp crossover #from a fic i never wrote #Danny and Jazz get stuck in a different dimension #they working in a dinner #The Bats dont suspect anything #They lowkey funding a dangerous experiment #The Waynes have a crush on the.#Bruce and Alfred think its daytime entertainment #No the Waynes dont hit on them while on the clock but others do #Multi ships happening all one sided

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percydoodless · 1 month ago

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