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#tumblr polls#polls#i'm just curious#because i've met a couple of people recently who can bang out 10k or more in a day once the idea hits them#and that just baffled me to my very core#so i want to see#and i'm saying 2-8k because i feel like that's your general oneshot lengths#people are usually gonna have it up to 3-4k or up to 8k depending on plot/if it's pwp#etc etc etc
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i personally have very complicated feelings on the Gotham Knights video game and the routes it takes with characterization. i think it has a charm to it and it goes in an interesting direction with everyone (especially within the confides of the plot of the game) but it does have certain moments that veer painfully fanon for me. (such as: the dialogue where Tim drinks too much coffee) it's an interesting story for what it is but i don't view it comics-based for characterization and therefore don't care to interact with it much for like. fanfic purposes.
that *said* though. i do have to give the game some kind of credit for giving one of the top five JayTim moments that lives rent free in my mind. every since i played the game, the cutscene lives in my mind daily. it's the specific cutscene where Jason and Tim are arguing about whether or not Jason's non-lethal bullets are too dangerous for the field, and the argument leads to TIm *standing in front of the target* Jason is shooting and telling Jason to shoot him. it lives rent free for me. i never stop thinking about this.
the absolute certainty Tim has that he is in no danger standing in front of Jason, who has a loaded gun pointed at his face. the way Jason *hesitates* for just a moment before lowering the gun. he thinks about it for just a second. Gotham Knights JayTim seem to get along very well and can rely on each other, but Jason still clearly holds a bitterness about his death and Tim that flickers through in some lines of dialogue under the guise of jokes. especially since this game deals *heavily* with concepts of Pit Madness causing an altered state of consciousness, i think it's believable that occasionally, Jason fights the urge to fight and hurt Tim for the feeling of being replaced.
i like their tension so much in this canon. they get along but you can *tell* Tim is afraid of addressing Jason's trauma or even addressing Jason head-on, and Jason leans into spooking Tim about it. which isn't very comics feeling in their dynamic, but it is an interesting way to place their dynamic if you're playing with a more timid Tim who's newer to the role of Robin. (which he seems to be in-game) he really doesn't want to offend Jason, or worse, piss him off. but he'll still face Jason head on for things like this, while completely aware of what Jason could be capable of.
and Jason seems very protective of Tim and respecting Tim as a Robin in typical Jason fashion. if Tim pushes, Jason *will* relent. he knows this is a kid who's proved himself and should be treated with equal respect, sometimes even more than Dick and Babs do in-game.
so for all that to culminate in Tim stepping in front of Jason's loaded gun that he *knows* is on the edge of being too dangerous, just to force Jason to listen? it's the most unhinged way Tim could've gotten his point across in this scene. he was literally daring Jason to hurt him and playing with a very dangerous fire. but he did it anyway bc he believed he could make Jason heel just at the thought of hurting Tim. and he was *right*. they're gay and i'm feral ty.
#necrotic festerings#jaytim#tim drake x jason todd#gotham knights game#i hate their character designs for what it's work#BUT the size difference. jesus.#anyway i could write a gotham knights jaytim fic i think#i'm *very* unsure the ages intended for these characters#bc tim certainly seems to be intended to be a teenager#whereas jason seems in his 20s so i think it's a gap that's bigger than the comics#which also makes it fun. usually you don't get a ton of age gap with jaytim they're just under 2 yrs apart#but this tim is definitely still a teen and jason is an adult.#and seems to enjoy being a bad influence on tim in the game so#there's such good fodder for some dead dove shit#anyway the funny thing is i like this game#you don't want to know how many hours i've played it#it's just best treated as a seperate iteration of the characters than being an adaptation of anything#esp since they're *so* vague and waffly on jason's backstory#as well as not giving a ton of info on how tim became robin#you assume it's similar to comics but some details leave gaps in the timeline. so idek#probably not somehting meant to be thought about too hard.#but i'm an overthinker at heart.#my point is they're gay. this is gay. it baffles me ppl don't look at this as the gayest shit alive.#tim daring jason to shoot him is the most tim drake thing in this game#well that and tim wanting to make a talon in the belfrey.#also NO one say a word about the gif quality /lh#i had to make it MYSELF#i do everything around here to show off their gay shit#sorta tempted to just make a masterpost of “every gay ass interaction between jaytim”#bc i've seen some clips from the titans show
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he did Not just fucking say all that
#yakuza#yakuza kiwami#rgg#sure fuck it i'll tag this#kiryu kazuma#majima goro#kazumaji#i was gonna attach this to the Cringe Compilation but somehow i feel like this warrants its own post. are you guys fucking seeing this???#what the actual FUCK IS THIS GAME. WHAT IS THIS DIALOGUE.#THERE'S NO WAY HE ACTUALLY JUST SAID ALL THAT????? MAJIMA???#who fucking wrote this dialogue. please i just wanna Talk#also uhh don't ask why kiryu is wearing his outfit i am simply fucking around in premium adventure (just finished kiwami finally) (cried)#i'm finally pretty much done with this game after like a week and majima Still manages to baffle me with his bullshit until the very end#unbelievable
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i spent months of my life selling books and all i got was this stupid encyclopedic knowledge of seemingly innocuous titles that cryptofascists cream themselves over
#there are so many books that are to me pretty clear red flags that someone is being or has been right wing radicalized#and often when i mention that connection in passing my friends and family are pretty shocked because they had no idea#but it is like with fascist dogwhistles or visual symbols in that they change all the time and try to seem innocuous#so that they'll fly under the radar amongst avowed antifascists and will provide an easy inroad for people who are open to radicalization#it's sometimes very baffling to me how people will joke about books like catcher in the rye being red flags#when truly truly truly self-help and 'health and wellness' titles contain such a dense body of reactionary shit in bland clothing#this has been very useful knowledge for me interpersonally at times as it's a helpful subtle red flag to be clued into and to avoid#but it's really hard to make this useful to other people because of both the volume of titles and the extent to which people#tend to assume i'm exaggerating and sort of dismiss what i'm saying#got into a bit of an argument with my last manager about a philosopher that a lot of right wingers love reading#and she was like 'oh i think it's just popular with people who want to learn about western society' and i was like god...........#like there are very few titles where i'd be like 100% of people who read it are reactionary freaks#but ignoring the way that some texts become a recruitment tools for fascists hoth historically and in modern day is like#idk it feels a little naive at best#sorry for ranting i know mononw cares about this as much as i do i just feel like cassandra about this sometimes#like if they love [book that i will not name because i don't want to get annoying anons] don't fuck them........#personal nonsense#eta: sorry for that horrible typo i'm not retyping that whole thing but it should say 'i know no one cares'
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calling upon the powers of tiny sad grace to help me break in the new tablet (it's very weird) (help)
#in a baffling twist of events i have been doing 100% digital for so long#with a non screen tablet#that now drawing on a surface where i can SEE what i'm doing#my hand feels like it's in the way#it's also kind of. rubbery feeling?#but i'm sure i'll get used to it#it's very fun i just want my textures#wips
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Are u ever out and about on ao3 and stumble upon something that is so batshit you have to stop for a moment and question just how??? how did someone come up with this?? I'm not even referring to weird sexual stuff but just general concepts that have nothing to do with each other?? and yeah, I probably end up reading the fic anyway but my flabbers will be gasted the whole time
#I DO NOT MEAN THIS IN A MEAN WAY#I'm just baffled#like I stumbled across a power ranger!au for aftg#and like#HOW DO YOU THINK ABOUT WRITING SOMETHING LIKE THAT??#it's not bad it's just twk things I'd never thoght I would see together#but I'm also very curious now so I might try and read it at this point lol#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#the foxhole court#ao3#ao3fic
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i'm back to say that i finally got to talk to the guy at work and he is so ADORABLE?!?!!?!?!?!?! like he has the DRYEST personality and for some reason that makes my chaotic ass swoon (always has tbh) AND HE STARTED TALKING NERD SHIT `and oh my goD man oh m yogd p l e a s e i would chew my hands off for a chance with him he is literally so sweet
idk i'm bouncing off the walls for getting to talk to him and thought yall would like the update
#weskie rambles#i have snooped so much and have found NOT ONE red flag#he actually just seems like a very genuinely sweet and mellow dude#WHICH IS WHY I'M BAFFLED THAT HE'S SINGLE#AND WE ALL KEEP SAYING HE MIGHT BE SINGLE BC DATING WHILE GAY IS SLIM PICKINS (ESP WHERE I'M FROM) or he's a serial killer idk#or it's his dry personality#either way GODDDDDDDD PLEASE I LOVE A BORING BOY IT'S MY FUCKING FAVORITE THING#HE ALSO LIKES PLANTS#WHICH IS ALWAYS A GREEN FLAG TO ME#HE KEEPS PLANTS ALIVE YALL HE'S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#AND HE DOES FUCKING YOGA#HE DOES YOGA BRO HE'S BENDY AND STRETCHY (i'm not) AND OH MY GO D#i need to crawl in a hole
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THE (CATHOLIC) SCHOOL I (UNWILLINGLY) GO TO HAD AN ASSEMBLY ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH TODAY AND??? THEY SHOWED A VIDEO OF MARKIPLIER???
THE SPEAKER DOING THE PRESENTATION CLICKED TO THE SLIDE WITH THE VIDEO ON IT AND MY BRAIN JUST BUFFERED
SHE WAS LIKE "Have any of you ever heard of Markiplier before?" AND I WAS LIKE ???????????
#yes#i know hes like#famous#or whatever#but i didnt think famous = being brought up in an assembly at my catholic school#it was a video of him talking about mental health and about having conversations about it#so it fit the subject matter#but it was still so weird#i mean she was a guest speaker#and also a pretty good one too???#like i will admit i went into it with low expectations#because my school doesn't have a great history with how they treat mental health#but the information she was giving was actually good and she didn't sugarcoat or gloss over things#and she didnt treat depression like its just “being sad” or like depression is the only thing that can affect a person's mental health#she also had support resources and one of them was the trevor project??#which was very very pleasantly surprising to see#i dont know if our school admin knew she was going to include that#either way it made me happy to see#but overall i'm still baffled at hearing the words “have any of you ever heard of markiplier before” at my school#markiplier#i don't really know what else to tag this as tbh
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to me the most insane thing about the thick of it fandom is the fact that everyone seems convinced that malcolm tucker is a) some kind of untouchable sherlock holmes type genius and b) an all-round sweet caring guy who only ever does bad or dubious things for purely good or logical reasons. we are not watching the same show, it would seem
#i'm thinking about that interview where armando said he didn't ever want people to love malcolm#i think the show (mostly by way of the other characters) pulls a tucker on us all and convinces us malcolm is Good#and we end up like everyone around him. baffled by his omnipotent powers of perception#when really he's just A Guy. who has a bit of an ego. dare i say a borderline god complex#and therefore cares very deeply about maintaining the position that gives him the power and status he gets off on#YES i think he is fundamentally Good deep down. and i think he may at some point have had good intentions#in terms of why he got into politics#but where did we get the idea that he's only as ruthless as he is because he's trying to Do Good in the world#you think because he's polite and decent to people outwith the Westminster Bubble that he's a saint?????#like of course he seems that way when everyone around him is an oxbridge scumbag. the bar's on the floor#he's not a genius either. he's arrogant to a fault and it's his downfall#the first two episodes revolve around cleaning up mess that MALCOLM caused by being too arrogant#i adore the man but not for the same reasons some people seem to. he's Fucked. sorry#ttoi#the thick of it#malcolm tucker
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me: oh yeah let's draft up some more buck&bobby content
my brain apparently: how about fluffy bobby&athena cuddles instead 👀
#this wasnt all how i planned for this to go but i am Not complaining#just... baffled#bathena#wip#fluff#!!!#???#bobby nash keeps possessing me and I'm falling more and more in love with his wofe because of it#bobby nash#athena grant#911#my writing#i really have no fucking clue how this happened#shut up ace#this is a very very rough drsft atm i am petsitting atm and cannot edit but!#i will :)#9-1-1#my queen athena#some fucking guy named bobby
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I just want to say your Yakumo art genuinely makes me smile. Thank you. Your obsession for him is very endearing.
?!?!?!!?!?!?!? oohhhhhh....... th...thank u..............;;;;;;;.... uhmm S . i. embarrassment wiggle. hmm.stares at ceiling this ask conjures the image of someone smiling at me while i endure something that doesn't affect them..... anon, i may be reading this ask wrong (and u actually DO main yaku) but.. lemme take this chance to show u how i view my audience:
#when i ask WHY ARE YOU HERE#i'm not angry. i'm just genuinely baffled#when i imagine yall's responses to that question?? i hear stuff like#'i don't mind yaku he's just not my fave'#'I AM SO HUNGRY FOR NUCA CONTENT THAT I WILL EAT DIRT'#'you sometimes mention MY fave'#why do i automatically assume that someone on my blog would NOT rank yakumo in their top tiers??#IS IT BECAUSE SEVERAL MOOTS HAVE SAID 'actually i don't care that much about yaku'#is my perception of reality just a weeeeensy bit skewed? due to the loudness of diff people? or....#ARE YAKUFANS JUST THAT QUIET IN GENERAL🤣#a bunch of silent slitherers. hiding in the crevices of this blog. i rarely perceive them but that's what they want#honestly. understandable. i too enjoy lurking very flat to ground and sneaking snacks while people debate overhead#feesh answer
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maybe this is just me having had some really bad luck but I continue to just not understand the appeal of online shopping. like it just stresses me out so bad
#yans stuff#I had to order some piercing jewellery and even tho it's a reputable site that lots of ppl I know use I'm still like#but what if this time it's not#and with the backlog from the postal strike here it's been almost a month and I'm just -vibrates-#and the times I've had no other option besides amazon 9/10 times something has gone wrong#like recieved the wrong thing/thing came broken/slightly worse quality than advertised/delivered to wrong house etc#I HATE IT#I need to hold something in my hands before purchasing with real life dollars#don't even get me started on ordering clothes/shoes and stuff online that is so baffling to me#as someone who is extremely picky about the way things fit/textures/has a very odd shoe size I'm like. How#anyways I'm going thru this again with trying to find a new record player and SCREAMS
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feel like if he's learned it already Angel had a least a moment after realizing Vox has mind control/influencing powers of being like 'wait so did he/is he using them on Valentino?'
this could go in a crunchier or angstier direction but honestly i'm just thinking about Angel experiencing a kind of epiphanic relief due to finally finding an explanation for why his boyfriendmanager went insane for a solid 7.5 who sounds like a used car salesman
#vox experiences 'WHY HIM' feelings about angel but they're mostly rooted in#'he is actually sexy but i'm mad about it'#angel meanwhile is baffled w/regard to what vox's appeal is#val: obviously i'm noooooot sleeping with him but if someone WAS you have to consider. he may be a 7.5 but his personality.#is terrible. BUT the sex (presumably) is#ehhhh... fine'#angel: SO WHY THE FUCK#val: ....he makes me laugh#the vox/val/angel...... situation is both deliciously fucked up and angsty and horrible#and a sitcom to me#vox is blaring the tango roxanne angel is blaring the tango maureen#and val is in the center just chilling with The Math of Love Triangles from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on repeat#(i WOULD be very interested in darker/more emotionally awful explorations of the scenario tho...)#happy days in hell (hazbin tag)#angel dust#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel vox#voxval#valangel
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btw for reference Here are all the spoiler glimpses of beatrice's form i've been accidentally exposed to for the sake of transparency and also so you can know how surreal/funny it is for me to be unravelling the meaning of this vicious murderwitch in canon while also seeing occasional iceberg tips of what seems to be some kind of extremely thorough and comprehensive blorbo memeification going on. i think you guys are doing some breaking bad fandom shit to this woman.
#umineko liveblog#one's the icon of the exe file of the game so unavoidable#and one was a random pfp so only having two legit spoilers sent my way isn't a bad track record#pointedly Not thinking too deeply about any of this to not ruin anything for myself#but i will say i'm very amused by how beatrice is seemingly presented as this whimsical jester-like figure who is pro trans rights#very funny considering her only confirmed action in the story was to viciously and spitefully murder a dysphoric twink (kanon)#how fake trans rights beatrice fans look when a REAL murderwitch rocks up#none of this is influencing my thinking since it's obviously all out of context Jokes with no basis in canon#but i think the discrepancy between the presentation of beatrice in the text (elusive haunting horror figure)#and the presentation of beatrice in this limited slice of fandom memes (silly girl. trans ally?) is baffling and fascinating#of course it shouldn't need saying but do NOT discuss anything about this where i can see it#i'm still god knows how long away from beatrice showing up. and probably way further away from understanding even half of these jokes#this is just a curiosity i'm stating for the record and not an invitation for discussion for a long while yet#also bets on whether or not i will see yet another accidental beatrice spoilerimage before i get to the real deal in my readthrough lmao
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the rampant kant hate in this fandom isn't surprising but it is exasperating.
#Not only the hate#But the complete unwillingness to even try to understand him#Disappointing if I'm honest#Not surprising but disappointing#The heart killers#This character and performance is wasted on too much of this fandom and that's just sad#kant pattanawat#People say they want nuance and moral ambiguity but I'm beginning to think that only characters they like are allowed it#The rest get put into little boxes labeled bad and good and anything that conflicts with that opinion is ignored#And I think it's fine to hate characters for whatever reason but the constant hatred for only one in a group of jerks is baffling#I just feel like fandom tends to center its morality discourse on one character and it's exhausting#Character A is beloved and can do no wrong and when they do wrong there's a reason. They are allowed nuance and sympathy#However if character B upsets them they are evil and bad and any nuance is disregarded and sympathy is gone#Even when we're being hit over the head with their imo very sympathetic reasons for doing what they're doing#And I'm really new here but there does seem to be a bit of#A pattern#For who gets the sympathy and excuses for doing wrong and who does not#And that's not even touching on the hate first himself is getting because that is truly unhinged#People doing that should be ashamed of themselves - first is not kant and khaotung is not Bison and people should know that
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people doing this whole "look at how rhaenys acted with corlys's bastard son vs how catelyn acted with jon snow" to demonize one or the other is weird because, like, maybe it's just me, but i think that catelyn and rhaenys had different reactions because they're different people in different situations.
#personal#like they're clearly very different people with different personalities#hell even the situations are different#rhaenys kinda stumbles upon corlys's bastard whose name i don't know cuz i'm not watching this season just kinda in passing#she knew he existed but didn't really have to deal with it at all#meanwhile ned comes home with this baby he says is a product of cheating and just goes 'he's living here now'#there's no space for catelyn to separate herself from the betrayal of fidelity the way that there likely was for rhaenys#like i'm not catelyn's biggest fan#not just because of her treatment of jon (altho yeah i'll be honest i'm not a fan) but there's stuff about her personality#and how she views the world and what being in her head is like that can rub me the wrong way#(she's just so constantly judgy and rude about nearly everyone she doesn't know and even some that she does and it can get exhausting)#but she's a different person to rhaenys and also occupies a different role than she does#rhaenys has a lot more going for her in her marriage than just being corlys's wife#she's got the bluer blood as a targaryen princess she's got a dragon she's got power and influence in her own right#meanwhile catelyn doesn't have nearly as much#she's a lord's daughter yeah but in this entirely new kingdom where she is now her power comes from being ned's wife#and mother to his children#in her head jon is a threat to that power due to being not only a reminder of ned's infidelity but also how his placement could supplant#her children and thus herself by extension#along with her just having a different personality to rhaenys that makes her harsher about it#(i mean i still don't LIKE that she takes it out on jon who certainly didn't ask to be born but i at least understand from characterization#and again: they're different people! no shit they'd react differently!#i'm just baffled at this attempt to pit GOT characters against HOTD characters all the time it's so weird#like now there's people arguing who's better between jace and robb stark and i'm just left baffled#do y'all literally not know how to consume content in any other way except petty fandom wars? my god you're annoying
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