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Akutami Gege Devouring His Son
#jjk spoilers#HAPPY CHAPTER 236#this is a francisco goya parody LOL#saturn devouring his son#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk 236#I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST HERE#CONGRATS GEGE#he finally did it#gege akutami#i read jjk for the love of the game#its like watching football after your team is already eliminated#(i dont watch any sports)#anime only watchers close ur eyes
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comic suggestion! Loid tries to teach Yor how to crack an egg. He wears safety goggles. A whole carton of eggs later, she succeeds without smashing the egg to smithereens. Heheh I am frying eggs right now
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i took some creative liberties. always nice to see you in my inbox, cantarteincminor!
new artstyle who dis? jk im just doing this crazy thing where i spend more than twenty seconds on a panel. crazy, right?
#to quote the greatest sitcom in the world:#‘anytime a man shows a woman how to do something from behind it’s just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck’#‘watch any sports movie’#gosh im so mad they took New Girl off netflix#anyway i dont think thats the case here but it was fun to draw anyway#sxf#spy x family#loid forger#yor forger#spyxfamily#twiyor#anya forger
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LOVE'S A GAME, WANNA PLAY? 🏒₊˚⊹♡
percy jackson x hockey player!reader , requested
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percy being a trophy bf, holding you close after games to 'warm up', attending all your games, picking you up and dropping you off at practice if he cant watch, taking you to your favorite restaurant after a big win, buying you flowers and giving them to you after your games (even if you lose), cleaning up any wounds you may have, yelling from the stands if you get hurt ♡
#chat i do NOT watch hockey#watched a few la kings games when i was like 7 but i dont remember anything#actually i do remember it being violent and hating the ref but like that can be any sport#percy jackson#percy jackson moodboard#percy jackson x reader#percy jackson x you#seaweed brain ⋅˚₊‧𓇼#bells' moodboards 𝜗𝜚 ꒱ ‧₊˚
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Im not usually a sports guy tbh so despite my love of soccer and the fact that the art looks cool I didnt really care about watching Blue Lock, beyond an initial "omg soccer anime!!"
but ive seen 7 episodes now and ive changed my mind. This shits so stupid and insane I love it.
#oops all forwards the show#was prepared to be bored and annoyed by them explaining how soccer works to me#cuz thats what always happens in sports anime (usually i appreciate it cuz i dont know any other sports other than soccer)#but apparently the fun is actually that THEYRE ALL FORWARDS#and cuz i know how the sport works i get to laugh my ass off cuz this is SO DUMB#i mean its great#and theyre aware of how bullshit this is#also i related to the main guy#my main skill as a player was also my spacial reasoning and general ability to read the field#but i didnt care about being a striker#i liked mid field more#also i was watching it in the living room so it was funny every time the brought up a Real Life guy#cuz then my 9 year old brother would chime in to boo cuz he heard Messi's name
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older white men who have to announce how much they prefer college sports over professional sports & obsess over it kinda creep me out idk
#if it's ur alma mater then sure obvs i can see it#i mean to obsess over it extremely is kinda giving peaked in school vibes but#to act like college sports is the peak of all athletics bcs it's not 'political' is kinda#idk#'oh i like these guys bcs theyre not spouting their politcal beliefs. they just play football'#so u like them bcs they have less? agency?#bcs they have to act more like a machine than a man or one wrong step and their scholarship is gone ??#not even saying that bcs the ppl that tend to think this are usually conservative#bcs i know i dont like hearing some of the stuff athletes say either especially when u can tell it's very toxically masculine#but also#theyre people too surprise and theyre gonna see they have a wide platform and theyre gonna want to utilize it like any person would#' i just wanna watch football dammit' football is the love and thrill of the game??? right? which are human emotions#not all human emotions have to result in violence for ur entertainment#ppl are designed with the desire to communicate. if ure not talking to someone ure talking to urself#if ure not talking aloud ure talking in ur head#ppl use that cognitive adaptable evolving thought to distinguish animal and human#so did u rlly stop watching professional sports bcs it started getting political#or did u stop bcs they stopped acting like pets u could project on#fighting dogs rooster fights gladiators history repeating and evolving from itself yaddayadda
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Besides X-men, what other things are you interested in?
idk..... sometimes i read Non X-men things....
#snap chats#like.... gothic and horror stories.. i like those a lot.... my fave types of stuff to read even...#fr tho i like a lot of things other than x-men we'd be here all day if i'd list them or even attempted to list them#like i like funger.. do people still care bout that... i still like that game.. only the first one tho i didnt pay much mind to the sequel.#uhhh i like a lotta sega ips when i think bout it.... bayonetta... sonic.. jet set.. etc etc..#shit i got blogs for tho i like db jjba kh and rgg... im not decoding any of that if you dont know any of those Oops#Non Fandom Stuff Tho i like sports !!! not watching just playing#i wouldnt call myself athletic but ... a mfer do like to move around a lot... s'what i dedicate my morns to..#i really loved discus when i did it in middle + high school and i love runnin in gen- just not enough to do it for track JLKAJKJA#also swimming. love swimming. sucks balls that its too cold to do it now...#see i could go on for a while... i like a lotta things..#lke history... i have this book on suicide and death in the medieval era and a book on the death of kings#and i say that because ive been reminded i have my cringe assignment in an hour or so... save me...
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was watching springwatch last night and there was a rly cool thing about the capercaillies and trying to help them repopulate via providing carcasses for the pine martens (who were successfully reintroduced) so that they'll eat that and not the capercaillie eggs. and thats very very cool if itll work. also 3 birds 1 stone, because you can use the invasive deer for food, feed the pine martens, and protect capercaillie nests all in one
#i say this knowing pine martens dont eat a huge amount of deers but still. one down. 10000000 to go lol#like and subscribe to kill an overpopulated invasive deer#i hope so bad wolves or lynx get reintroduced because the deer need to be dealt with so bad. aspens are getting eaten !!!#the wolves or lynx (any predators) are good not only for eating the deer but also to keep them moving so they cant just sit in one place#and breed and breed and ravage the native plants#if deer population got under control it'd help restore native scottish habitats .#fuck you england fuck you rich people for destroying the landscape for sport hunting. im going to get you#kiddo say#i saw a pinemarten irl once it was rly cool#watched it for quite a long time
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hockey player!katsuki bites and tugs at his jersey the same way jeremy swayman does, u can't change my mind
#barking snarling gnashing my teeth#i dont even watch any sort of sports#but this au does something to me#hockey player bakugo katsuki#bakugo katsuki#hockey au#mha hockey au#mha#vonnietalks
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you guys i love college so much
#i hate assignments.#BUT LIKE HOLY SHIT I THANK GOD EVERY DAY THAT IM NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL#im an adult who is alive and has a life and does things as an adult and gets treated as an adult and i get to pick my own classes and#i can buy myself things if i want to.... and im active in my club and we're going to travel to another school to compete#I GET TO TRAVEL TO ANOTHER SCHOOL TO COMPETE AND HAVE A TEAM BONDING THING AND DO LONG ROAD TRIPS ABOUT IT#AND MY SPORT OF CHOICE IS LITERALLY LYING#IM IN MOCK TRIAL CLUB AS A WITNESS. I SIT AROUND COMFORTABLY AND WATCH THE LAWYERS DO THEIR THING AND THEN I SOUND SYMPATHETIC ON STAND#ITS SO#it's really fun.#and also i get along with my siblings so much better now that i dont live with them#im not getting mad at my sister all the time just because she Makes Sounds. im not getting annoyed with my brother for being argumentative#we just. hang out.#(frequently lmao)#and my mom and i keep going out to eat#and i visit my dad for lunch most weeks#and we all HANG OUT#and . fuck. i love life#and being an adult who gets to live it#and COLLEGE#next semester im going to take a couese on Detective Fiction#and probably get a job or internship to fuel my spending addiction 🤑💰#💸!!!#* AND MY SLEEP SCHEDULE. WOW. FUCK. ITS ALL UP TO ME#AND I DONT HAVE TO GET UP EARLY EVERY MORNING#AAAAAA#my grades aren't fantastic. right. i know they're not. but im not failing any classes. and i get along w my professors.#i like econ a lot more than i expected to
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oohhhh redblue manga shockingly has a translation online !!!!
#only up to ch 35 tho which i would finish in one sitting rip#hhhhhh do i do it#(all time lover of sports manga)#i started reading ch 1 and stopped myself bc im in the middle of watching another show lately and cant get distracted#but i think maybe ill read it closer to when the drama airs so ill have more context when watching#since it seems very unlikely there will be subs#oh well we shall see#i havent been able to keep up with any fanta dramas since oppan they never catch my attention enough but i have high hopes for redblue!!!!#(tho i did watch some of ripe for the picking but dear god do i have oPINIONS abt that show)#red blue pls pls pls be good and pls pls pls dont let me go drown back in work and keep me from watching it🙏#work continues to be awful btw i rarely eat lunch nowadays bc im too busy but im looking for a new job#bc being fantaro comes first www#sighhhh i miss the days when i would sit around at work and just twiddle my thumbs and scroll tumblr this shit sUCKS#i just wanna watch keichan be silly and make dumb little translations i dont deserve this >.<
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wish they would just let me live on wuhu island man.. kicks pebble and sighs
#honest to god I would have vivid daydreams abt living on the Wii sports wuhu island#i really liked playing the plane game bc of the fun lore and seeing the little miis everywhere and imagining what lives they lead#used to get weirdly excited to see one of my family’s miis chilling on the chair of the plane dock like it made me so happy#just these small touches. like how one of the ipoints in the game is this one single canoeing mii out in the ocean#some lost hikers and someone with a dead car battery. the runners circle in the town#i wonder if this has anything to do with anthropomorphizing but it does also feel a little connected to my reasons for liking the#apartment stage in wii music and getting little glimpses of miis walking at night and stuff#you’d think this would make tomodachi life my favorite game but all I really wanna do is just spectate and watch a town of miis going about#just have em under a microscope or perhaps like an ant farm. I dont know why though#I don’t want to interact with any of them or decide anything for them but just. watching them#and if my body got to live on wuhu island I’d just be watching it like my own shell walk around without me in it#yapping
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May have been rewatching Captain Ahab
#listen even- especially in fact- if you dont watch sports#i cannot recommend dorktown enough#want something to listen to while you work thats a bit more structured than a podcast with an often nonlinear story arc?#any of their documentaries#cannot recommend any of them enough#one of the two folks behind it is the guy who made 17776 if thats something youre into#but captain ahab specifically is about blue jays pitcher dave stieb and his career and everything that happened to him#its funny its heartbreaking its sad#stieb himself has watched it and called it the best documentary hes ever seen
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Reading the Orchid Thief and lemme say. So fascinating to see someone like. Try to come up with a Reason Why humans like orchids. Two chapters here in a row pretty much treating Orchid hobbyists and plant hobbyists in general like one would an entirely alien culture- and don't get me wrong I understand why to an extent. Trying to make this book marketable outside just plant circles and what have you. But some of the way the camera is angled here is just. Fascinating.
Like, she explains how there are so many unique ways orchids evolved, as an attempt to contextualize for a reader why people might go crazy for them in specific, and describes individual species unique mating strategies, and the inability of them to self pollinate- but while I think that context is interesting it doesn't explain a damn thing. For one thing, having an extremely specific mating strategy is not solely an Orchid thing- a LOT of plants do it like that. Lots are flexible but I would say a vast swath are not and require specific things. For another- apples also don't self fertilize, but you don't have hundreds of thousands of apple varietal collectors.
She discusses their beauty as a reason they're collected- I won't deny that being a factor for sure, plants that humans like the shape of have a tendency to get collected and overcollected all the time- but like. A lot of people collect things that are traditionally ugly or even smell bad- and if it was exclusively a shallow pursuit, no one would work as hard as is required for an insane amount of orchids.
Part of the reasons orchids in particular are popular has to do with colonization. I can't articulate it all myself bc I haven't done research- but a genus that largely exists in tropical regions, that became popular in the late 1800s, that, in order to get in homes, white men would travel to all sorts of regions to take plants out of to get in the home? That is gonna help it get more popular than tomato or apple varieties for sure. I'm sure she's gonna touch on this eventually, given that the story she's covering actually involves the Seminole nation so I'm not holding it against her.
I suppose I'm just fascinated by her approach so far as to trying to understand why anyone would. Work to grow something? Really like something? I mean she pretty explicitly states that she "wants to want something" as much as these people want their plants- describes hobby communities and the idea of like. Working a hobby into your schedule or having friends related to the hobby as a "religion". She's baffled by like. Putting time and energy into a hobby and gaining joy and community from it and is trying to like. Break down orchids into their component parts to understand what makes someone. Want to grow a plant? And get community out of a hobby?
I'm going to be charitable and not make presumptions that she doesn't know like. The concept of loneliness and therefore a longing for community. Or that on some level she must know what common signs of autism are (ignoring her having spent several paragraphs describing several different people with classic signs and symptoms and then settling on "weird"). But it makes me want to turn the camera lens around for a moment. What makes someone presume that it's Orchid "obsession" (the word hobby is rather rare in the book acrually) that is particularly strange or more obsessed than other obsessions? What makes one abstract others hobbies and interests as needing a solve while the ones you surely have seen all over and even participated in aren't worth that examination? The line between "normal" and "abnomal" is entirely one made by dominant society
So this is why hobbies and kink aren't so different in the way they're perceived-
Orchids are an obsession to this author, to be highlighted and examined, or a hobby, to most people. They get a noteworthy category because they are seen as atypical. Sports-watching, however, is like. Never discussed as hobby. Watching football, watching soccer. It's just normal. No one says "that's my hobby." Even if a guy had a room full of memorabilia he would be noted as a "team fan" not a hobbyist. Sports has been declared normative, so it's not really considered a hobby by anyone. Plants? Non normative, therefore the same exact behaviors will get you considered unusual and a hobbyist.
Kink is the same way. People who are attracted to women being interested in breasts is so assumed to be normal and natural that no one calls it a kink. Breasts, the fatty deposits intended for feeding young, are expected to be hidden bc this kink (which everyone refuses to call a kink or a fetish or what have you) is seen as so universal. It's seen as immutable fact that there is a sexual nature to them. Feet however? If someone's into that that's a kink or a fetish if you're feeling kind, an obsession that makes you strange and worthy of examination and explanation if you're not.
I'm not arguing for doing away with calling things hobbies or kinks- I'm actually advocating for calling more normative things those words actually- I think it's just helpful to see where the framing of something, the way in which we choose to examine it, also has a lot to say about that which we leave unexamined, and unnamed. Because we don't categorize the normal.
#bookblr#just left me with thoughts tbh#the orchid thief#literally only like chapter 3 rn to be clear maybe a lot of this framing shifts. but like#she does go on discussing how she avoided keeping an orchid because she was afraid of it making her like everyone else she was speaking to#and like. thats when i was like. okay shes being exceedingly fucking weird in her approach to this.#and it makes her seem like. an evangelical xtian trying to avoid becoming corrupted. it made me start thinking too much#and then like. she also is like 'whats the deal w these orchids! why does everyone like them! ill go traipsing thru a swamp to find out!'#which is wild when like. maybe you could find out by growing them. the thing that all the hobbyists you find so strange are actually doing.#like only very few are going into swamps to find them bro#trying to explain why people like sports by going to the local park and watching children play basketball without understanding the rules#and then being like i dont get it!! like. yeah there are some noted differences here.#and also like the whole hike she hates it and doesnt want to hike and is unnerved by outside and walking. like girl! come on#she talks to a guy and is like why would you like orchids why would you waste your time waiting years for a bloom#and when hes essentially like. the time will pass anyway. shes like i still dont get it. but if i touch an orchid i might become insane so.#to be clear im enjoying this book. i think shes very funny. i also just think like okay. lets turn this lense back at u and ur weirdness#for more than 4 sentences girl. you read an article about a plant crime in fl. you. a woman who neither likes plants of any kind#nor lives in fl. and you flew down to learn everything you could. then you refused to actually grow a plant while trying to supposedly learn#everything about these plants to contextualize why someone would steal them#dude. girl. my friend. why did YOU do any of that?? you seem markedly stranger to me- someone who professes to care about nothing#but does all that. and then is terrified of. plant.#krogans thoughts
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yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some anime recs?
#feel like ive watched everything outside of those animes that are like#my stepsister is a refrigerator or some shit#or billion ep series like one piece & narto#is blue lock any good? i heard it got hyped but i dont usually watch sports anime
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men can and will talk abt wnba players' looks first and make it sound like they're models and not athletes, but immediately scrutinize and deride women for being fans of men's sports bcs they think they're only in it for the handsome looks and don't value a person's skill outside that, and that's a valid reason for alienating and rejecting their opinion because that's a bad thing to do objectively
#everybodys always 'opinions dont matter' until its their own#' oh but mens sports is ACTUALLY entertaining'#men can play golf and a bunch of ppl will still watch that shit#just say the only form of entertainment u can associate women with is an adult entertainment club#'women arent funny' or is it u think women cant BE funny bcs they can only be the things that suit ur needs best and thats sex#they cant be comedians bcs a guy's already got there first bcs men have made it that way and so it will stay#and so u will say men have filled that need the best and the only need women need to fill involves rooms in the house#'well if it's not broken dont fix it' it's only not broken to u bcs ure the only one allowed in the giant mansion taking up 99% of the worl#and everyone else is forced to live in crumbled infrastructure with no where else to feasibly roam thanks to ur needless expansion demands#like if ure sexist just say that so we can kill u cus u clearly show no qualm to killing innocent women who have shown no evidence of#Ur same ill will#and definitely not to Ur power most certainly. as ur power is the whole cause of this and continues to be#sorry but like. so u admit. u admit that's not a good thing? and yet u continue to contribute? bcs it contributes to u?#ok! thanks for ur confession <3 (Death Approaches)#'female rappers nowadays only succeed off of success' omg it's like that's the only way they think they CAN#omg men say they cant support female rap bcs it's always abt sex omg it's almost like ure the ones who set that up in the first place!#say yall never happy or say yall just hate women having any sort of power or say without yalls loud & just plain wrong voices buttin in#uncalled for and unwanted and unasked. ALWAYS#anyways. i will now read a book#*SEX SONG SUCCESS*** bruh
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"Sharle had completed the hardest part of the Grand Prix and came out of it a record holder. Now the team will have to pull out all the stops for tomorrow’s race to ensure their driver is crowned the champion. ... But, oh, how quickly can a single mistake cause the entire team to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory."
#series: D2S#sharle casini#tiraol rikelo#in order to understand being a Sports Fan you must first understand how to experience pain. this is exhibit A#yes i did spend multiple days recreating a reddit page complete with custom thumbnails just for a laugh#(no i didnt change any usernames either. you just have to accept that F1 news is always brought to you by user ICumCoffee)#we're gonna ignore that the onboard is a trace-over from imola and not monaco. i had a brainfart tracing it while watching imola last week#and for those who dont know racing (aka everyone): the average pit stop in F1 is about 2.3 seconds. they fucking murdered my boy
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