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Akutami Gege Devouring His Son
#jjk spoilers#HAPPY CHAPTER 236#this is a francisco goya parody LOL#saturn devouring his son#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk 236#I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST HERE#CONGRATS GEGE#he finally did it#gege akutami#i read jjk for the love of the game#its like watching football after your team is already eliminated#(i dont watch any sports)#anime only watchers close ur eyes
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comic suggestion! Loid tries to teach Yor how to crack an egg. He wears safety goggles. A whole carton of eggs later, she succeeds without smashing the egg to smithereens. Heheh I am frying eggs right now
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i took some creative liberties. always nice to see you in my inbox, cantarteincminor!
new artstyle who dis? jk im just doing this crazy thing where i spend more than twenty seconds on a panel. crazy, right?
#to quote the greatest sitcom in the world:#‘anytime a man shows a woman how to do something from behind it’s just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck’#‘watch any sports movie’#gosh im so mad they took New Girl off netflix#anyway i dont think thats the case here but it was fun to draw anyway#sxf#spy x family#loid forger#yor forger#spyxfamily#twiyor#anya forger
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LOVE'S A GAME, WANNA PLAY? 🏒₊˚⊹♡
percy jackson x hockey player!reader , requested
percy being a trophy bf, holding you close after games to 'warm up', attending all your games, picking you up and dropping you off at practice if he cant watch, taking you to your favorite restaurant after a big win, buying you flowers and giving them to you after your games (even if you lose), cleaning up any wounds you may have, yelling from the stands if you get hurt ♡
#chat i do NOT watch hockey#watched a few la kings games when i was like 7 but i dont remember anything#actually i do remember it being violent and hating the ref but like that can be any sport#percy jackson#percy jackson moodboard#percy jackson x reader#percy jackson x you#seaweed brain ⋅˚₊‧𓇼#bells' moodboards 𝜗𝜚 ꒱ ‧₊˚
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older white men who have to announce how much they prefer college sports over professional sports & obsess over it kinda creep me out idk
#if it's ur alma mater then sure obvs i can see it#i mean to obsess over it extremely is kinda giving peaked in school vibes but#to act like college sports is the peak of all athletics bcs it's not 'political' is kinda#idk#'oh i like these guys bcs theyre not spouting their politcal beliefs. they just play football'#so u like them bcs they have less? agency?#bcs they have to act more like a machine than a man or one wrong step and their scholarship is gone ??#not even saying that bcs the ppl that tend to think this are usually conservative#bcs i know i dont like hearing some of the stuff athletes say either especially when u can tell it's very toxically masculine#but also#theyre people too surprise and theyre gonna see they have a wide platform and theyre gonna want to utilize it like any person would#' i just wanna watch football dammit' football is the love and thrill of the game??? right? which are human emotions#not all human emotions have to result in violence for ur entertainment#ppl are designed with the desire to communicate. if ure not talking to someone ure talking to urself#if ure not talking aloud ure talking in ur head#ppl use that cognitive adaptable evolving thought to distinguish animal and human#so did u rlly stop watching professional sports bcs it started getting political#or did u stop bcs they stopped acting like pets u could project on#fighting dogs rooster fights gladiators history repeating and evolving from itself yaddayadda
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was watching springwatch last night and there was a rly cool thing about the capercaillies and trying to help them repopulate via providing carcasses for the pine martens (who were successfully reintroduced) so that they'll eat that and not the capercaillie eggs. and thats very very cool if itll work. also 3 birds 1 stone, because you can use the invasive deer for food, feed the pine martens, and protect capercaillie nests all in one
#i say this knowing pine martens dont eat a huge amount of deers but still. one down. 10000000 to go lol#like and subscribe to kill an overpopulated invasive deer#i hope so bad wolves or lynx get reintroduced because the deer need to be dealt with so bad. aspens are getting eaten !!!#the wolves or lynx (any predators) are good not only for eating the deer but also to keep them moving so they cant just sit in one place#and breed and breed and ravage the native plants#if deer population got under control it'd help restore native scottish habitats .#fuck you england fuck you rich people for destroying the landscape for sport hunting. im going to get you#kiddo say#i saw a pinemarten irl once it was rly cool#watched it for quite a long time
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you guys i love college so much
#i hate assignments.#BUT LIKE HOLY SHIT I THANK GOD EVERY DAY THAT IM NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL#im an adult who is alive and has a life and does things as an adult and gets treated as an adult and i get to pick my own classes and#i can buy myself things if i want to.... and im active in my club and we're going to travel to another school to compete#I GET TO TRAVEL TO ANOTHER SCHOOL TO COMPETE AND HAVE A TEAM BONDING THING AND DO LONG ROAD TRIPS ABOUT IT#AND MY SPORT OF CHOICE IS LITERALLY LYING#IM IN MOCK TRIAL CLUB AS A WITNESS. I SIT AROUND COMFORTABLY AND WATCH THE LAWYERS DO THEIR THING AND THEN I SOUND SYMPATHETIC ON STAND#ITS SO#it's really fun.#and also i get along with my siblings so much better now that i dont live with them#im not getting mad at my sister all the time just because she Makes Sounds. im not getting annoyed with my brother for being argumentative#we just. hang out.#(frequently lmao)#and my mom and i keep going out to eat#and i visit my dad for lunch most weeks#and we all HANG OUT#and . fuck. i love life#and being an adult who gets to live it#and COLLEGE#next semester im going to take a couese on Detective Fiction#and probably get a job or internship to fuel my spending addiction 🤑💰#💸!!!#* AND MY SLEEP SCHEDULE. WOW. FUCK. ITS ALL UP TO ME#AND I DONT HAVE TO GET UP EARLY EVERY MORNING#AAAAAA#my grades aren't fantastic. right. i know they're not. but im not failing any classes. and i get along w my professors.#i like econ a lot more than i expected to
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wish they would just let me live on wuhu island man.. kicks pebble and sighs
#honest to god I would have vivid daydreams abt living on the Wii sports wuhu island#i really liked playing the plane game bc of the fun lore and seeing the little miis everywhere and imagining what lives they lead#used to get weirdly excited to see one of my family’s miis chilling on the chair of the plane dock like it made me so happy#just these small touches. like how one of the ipoints in the game is this one single canoeing mii out in the ocean#some lost hikers and someone with a dead car battery. the runners circle in the town#i wonder if this has anything to do with anthropomorphizing but it does also feel a little connected to my reasons for liking the#apartment stage in wii music and getting little glimpses of miis walking at night and stuff#you’d think this would make tomodachi life my favorite game but all I really wanna do is just spectate and watch a town of miis going about#just have em under a microscope or perhaps like an ant farm. I dont know why though#I don’t want to interact with any of them or decide anything for them but just. watching them#and if my body got to live on wuhu island I’d just be watching it like my own shell walk around without me in it#yapping
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got in an argument with my mom and it took like 5 seconds to realize it's not me she's beefing with but my dad (again)
#so sick of playing therapist for her...#eldest daughter curse i guess#it was so stupid too she said she wants my baby brother to play fifa so he grows up more outdoorsy than my brother and i#like fuck off#i did three sports at any given time growing up#i didnt cry and have panic attacks at swim team practice every week to be told im not outdoorsy enough because i played zelda and mario#instead of fucking FIFA#shes just mad at my dad for sitting at home and watching tv all day#instead of idfk taking brother to the park or for soccer and shit#again i dont see how thats my problem#all i said is i dont want her to buy fifa for the kid bc its not fun and EA's a scummy company#$70 for a game full of microtransactions that a 7 year old will play once and find too confusing to continue#just take him to the park its a 3 minute walk and its free#jesus christ
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May have been rewatching Captain Ahab
#listen even- especially in fact- if you dont watch sports#i cannot recommend dorktown enough#want something to listen to while you work thats a bit more structured than a podcast with an often nonlinear story arc?#any of their documentaries#cannot recommend any of them enough#one of the two folks behind it is the guy who made 17776 if thats something youre into#but captain ahab specifically is about blue jays pitcher dave stieb and his career and everything that happened to him#its funny its heartbreaking its sad#stieb himself has watched it and called it the best documentary hes ever seen
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hockey player!katsuki bites and tugs at his jersey the same way jeremy swayman does, u can't change my mind
#barking snarling gnashing my teeth#i dont even watch any sort of sports#but this au does something to me#hockey player bakugo katsuki#bakugo katsuki#hockey au#mha hockey au#mha#vonnietalks
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yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some anime recs?
#feel like ive watched everything outside of those animes that are like#my stepsister is a refrigerator or some shit#or billion ep series like one piece & narto#is blue lock any good? i heard it got hyped but i dont usually watch sports anime
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"Sharle had completed the hardest part of the Grand Prix and came out of it a record holder. Now the team will have to pull out all the stops for tomorrow’s race to ensure their driver is crowned the champion. ... But, oh, how quickly can a single mistake cause the entire team to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory."
#series: D2S#sharle casini#tiraol rikelo#in order to understand being a Sports Fan you must first understand how to experience pain. this is exhibit A#yes i did spend multiple days recreating a reddit page complete with custom thumbnails just for a laugh#(no i didnt change any usernames either. you just have to accept that F1 news is always brought to you by user ICumCoffee)#we're gonna ignore that the onboard is a trace-over from imola and not monaco. i had a brainfart tracing it while watching imola last week#and for those who dont know racing (aka everyone): the average pit stop in F1 is about 2.3 seconds. they fucking murdered my boy
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men can and will talk abt wnba players' looks first and make it sound like they're models and not athletes, but immediately scrutinize and deride women for being fans of men's sports bcs they think they're only in it for the handsome looks and don't value a person's skill outside that, and that's a valid reason for alienating and rejecting their opinion because that's a bad thing to do objectively
#everybodys always 'opinions dont matter' until its their own#' oh but mens sports is ACTUALLY entertaining'#men can play golf and a bunch of ppl will still watch that shit#just say the only form of entertainment u can associate women with is an adult entertainment club#'women arent funny' or is it u think women cant BE funny bcs they can only be the things that suit ur needs best and thats sex#they cant be comedians bcs a guy's already got there first bcs men have made it that way and so it will stay#and so u will say men have filled that need the best and the only need women need to fill involves rooms in the house#'well if it's not broken dont fix it' it's only not broken to u bcs ure the only one allowed in the giant mansion taking up 99% of the worl#and everyone else is forced to live in crumbled infrastructure with no where else to feasibly roam thanks to ur needless expansion demands#like if ure sexist just say that so we can kill u cus u clearly show no qualm to killing innocent women who have shown no evidence of#Ur same ill will#and definitely not to Ur power most certainly. as ur power is the whole cause of this and continues to be#sorry but like. so u admit. u admit that's not a good thing? and yet u continue to contribute? bcs it contributes to u?#ok! thanks for ur confession <3 (Death Approaches)#'female rappers nowadays only succeed off of success' omg it's like that's the only way they think they CAN#omg men say they cant support female rap bcs it's always abt sex omg it's almost like ure the ones who set that up in the first place!#say yall never happy or say yall just hate women having any sort of power or say without yalls loud & just plain wrong voices buttin in#uncalled for and unwanted and unasked. ALWAYS#anyways. i will now read a book#*SEX SONG SUCCESS*** bruh
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im like 20 minutes behind on the opening ceremony bc i had to pause it to be sick SO NO SPOILERS
#also i wish the newscasters would stop talking over shit. JUST SHOW ME THE NEAT THINGS#also can someone learn some fucking sound balance oh my god#ive done sound balance for live events i know its hard but this is abysmal#also hi i dont want to talk about any of the serious stuff bc i need to be clear and focused for the weekend at least#but i always watch the opening ceremonies for the olympics.#theres something nice to me about the unity of it. idk.#i dont give a shit about sports really. but.#i dunno. its amazing to see every country celebrating themselves and others
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yeah so i dont get the "wasn't that some fucked up shit? anyway i'm Rod Sterling" mentality some people have towards different narrative reads. It's all sweet and cool to want to explore all the different variations of a fucked up scenario, but i'm gonna need the reasons for it. I need the "why"; why are we exploring this thing? Why is it important to explore this story? what am i getting out of it? and no it's not about morality.
I dont need a story to teach me "good" life lessons, though that'd be lovely. I dont need it to be an exceptional and exemplary narrative even, but i need my discoveries to be purposeful and meaningful. Sometimes the aim for an exploration of say, a very tragic story, is to simply experiences the different flavours and nuances and complexities of a deeply held personal emotion; sometimes it helps us find the mirroring and connection and relatedness that we need to feel seen and heard and understood. Sometimes it helps you parse out your own bullshit by taking it out of your head and putting it in front of you– i dont care what the reason is, but there's a reason. There's a purpose for every single endeavour you take on, even if you haven't discovered the reason yet. "i just want to experience a fucked up shit" lazy superficial thinking, dig deeper. I hate superficial and purposeless shit; and no i'm not gonna explore the 863796373th trending trauma porn piece of the day because "wouldn't that be fucked up?" nah. I dont care, it's got no use to me. I will absolutely respect the endeavour and make space for it if someone tells me something as simple as "it is relevant to me and my interests and experiences and my mental preoccupations, and helps me refine my humanity and my understanding of humanity in general", that is a lovely and true statement. But if someone keeps churning out worst possible fucked up sad scenarios one after another under the "wouldn't that be fucked up?" flag, i'm out, i dont give a fuck. take your sad shit somewhere else, i have absolutely zero space for purposeless horrible narratives that positively add nothing to my life and dont help me navigate it in any meaningful way.
#and no we dont say the same thing about happy stories because happy stories feel good. that can be a purpose in and of itself#if someone tells me that tragic stories make them feel good i can still make space for it; it's not as sturdy a means but it'll do just fin#i literally dont get the '' fucked up story for the sake of fucked up story'' crowd like ???????#you guys do understand that we live by the narratives we immerse ourselves into right?? you know that our worldviews and beliefs#and conscious/subconscious frameworks are all stories we tell ourselves right?? right?????#This rant delivered to you by me seeing that tumblr famous Tamsyn Muir quote 3 in the morning and like#lmaoooo no.#millenials leak their incessant nihilism into every fucking crevice of the arts and it's so tiring to watch.#no your constant deconstruction of meaning and purpose and value is not cute#no you're not subversive and revolutionary for creating the 85379637th Sad Shit Of The Day— you're literally protocol behavior#and you couldn't be more in alignment with the moral status quo of our time.#no aimless and listless shock value traumatic stories are not fun and 'adventurous';#they just speak to you circling right back into the comfortable confinements of your socially acceptable superficiality#and vapid consumerism.#goddd i'm tired. lack of purpose frees these fuckers from ever having to align with any substantial endeavour in their goddamn lives#and they think it's so funny; it's not.#I expect something out of the stories i explore. ''tragedy for the sake of tragedy'' is the laziest thing i have ever heard.#humans are designed to be happy; they're also designed to engage in meaningful and intentional growth.#own up to anything to gives you a chance to grow and expand and change or get the fuck out of my face#this blog is an absolutely unsafe space for socially sanctioned neutered nihilism#i will hunt you for sport; it doesn't matter anyway right??
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This is literally just them making Hammond listen recap of his two dads museum date
#top gear#liveblog#theres a site I usually check which episode and series Im watching but they havent put them on the program description ???#why#Also James is sporting grandpapa ass fit here#although I dont think any of my grandpas ever would've worn that#Im slightly confused what happened to their chairs#okay found it lol:#S10E08#Series 10
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