#(he's OFFENDED

[dirtytransmasc]

Ok, hear me out: The Recoms curse a lot, like every time they get annoyed or hit and actually hurt they would curse and take it as normal along them.

But as soon as they hear Spider? The audacity!!

Imagine my boy stepping on a RockLego or breaking an arrow by accident and saying “Shit”, The whole squad turns to look at him and yell “LANGUAGE”, as if they don’t curse even with words spider didn’t knew existed.

The boy was too stunned of their hypocrisy to speak.

he would be flabbergasted, cause they look at him strange if he makes any sort of exclamation in na'vi (swear or not), or if he uses any sort of fill in like 'fudge' or 'shit-oki mushroom' etc.

he's like "are you serious, you said ____ like 5 minutes ago, and you said ____, _____, and ____ because you stepped on a pebble yeaterday. I don't want to hear it out of any of you."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Awww poor luci

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTF15NgaK/

"Really?"

[sevenciircles]

"Did my Father code this test? He's even using the internet against me now."

[impishsensei-a]

"You're our teacher, but I can't remember the last time you taught us something useful."

tell my muse what their flaws are

"what? no way! i've taught you kids lots! like... uh... you know!" he can't even remember it, but that's beside the point. "this is so mean, kugisaki. mean!"

[edhellfire]

Do you ever think about how D&D is basically combat math?

"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT."

[notherpuppet]

Good morning 🍎📻

[mastcrmiind]

@rcvcrics said: edmund: they're a 10 but…they dipped before the kids could find new and creative ways to nearly send the family into social ruin

"i didn't choose to leave."

[ditzybat]

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

[batfamilycannons]

Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?

Damian and Tim: tf??

Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?

Bruce: no not him the other one

Dick, *scurries past the door*

Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire

Dick: You deserve it!!

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Okay you can’t tell me that Vlad doesn’t have an organ somewhere in his mansion. Upon learning of this, Danny would teach himself how to play the Haunted Mansion theme on the organ and play it at 2am.

Vlad Masters is away on business in Gotham, and the Fentons are coincidentally there for a symposium on ecto-activity. So it’s perfect! Except he goes to the wrong house, er mansion.

Honestly, Danny thought it was one of Vlad’s many mansions. Scaring the old man is his favorite activity after all. There’s a higher amount of ectoplasm here, so it has to be Vlad’s place right?

When Bruce comes out (on one of his few nights off) and sees his carbon copy playing the organ, all thoughts fly out of his head. Danny finally looks up and also blue screens. They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity until Danny’s cell phone rings (the ghostbusters theme??) and he panics. He jumps up and makes a break for the other door rushing through apologies “SorryWronghousegottagobye!” And runs out of the room. “Wait! Who are you?”Bruce exclaims as he rushes after him. They’re on the second story in one of the rooms he rarely uses. How did he know where the organ was? No matter. He’ll catch the kid on the stairs.

Except the kid is already almost at the bottom. How did he get down so effortlessly? The kid practically floated down the stairs.

Bruce gets to the foyer just in time to see the kid realize the door was dead-bolted in multiple spots. He won’t be able to undo them all before Bruce catches up to him.

He slows down and stands behind a pillar, assessing his next move. He needs to be careful here. This is a child after all, no need to spook him any more than he already has. He needs to slowly approach, and ask his questions.

But then the kid does the unexpected. After looking around frantically, he takes a deep breath. Two rings form around his middle and travel up and down his body. His black hair turns ghostly white. He looks back, almost directly at Bruce. His eyes widen as if he realizes he’s being watched. He whispers, barely loud enough to hear, “I’m so sorry, please don’t follow me.” Then, he backs through the locked door and vanishes.

[bestjeanistmonster]

Dc au- felt like being goofy

…but since Shadow is raising these plants i think we can classify this as a case of passing on generational trauma.

[heejinpilled]

thinking about how shawn and gus are definitely the kind of friends that have a secret code word for if either one of them get trapped in a groundhog day time loop scenario

[cuntylouis]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.05 "Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape"

[ahotknife]

the stooges / the dream thieves by maggie stiefvater / phoebe bridgers / how to be a dog by andrew kane / sleepycorvid / mitski / margaret atwood / ethel cain

[dcxdpdabbles]

Damian: How have you gain so much strength? You are not formally trained and yet you give both my parents a difficult time in combat

Anti-hero Danny: The power of love has given me strength

Damian: Disgusting. If this is some moral lecture-

Danny: Oh no, I mean love literally powers me. Any form of it, even just a love for combat. Your parents really like to fight and fuels me during my fights with them.

Damian: I hate everything about you

Danny: I'm getting stronger with every second you talk to me so we both know that's a lie.

Damian blushing: I'm not in love with you!

Danny blinking: huh well a few seconds ago it was love build on respect and desire to fight me but now it's romantic.....want to go on a date?

Damian: ......yes

Danny: Cool. Pick you up at 8 tonight. I'll go in my civilian form, so if a fourteen year old human knocks on your door later, that's me! Bye! *Portals away*

Damian whiping out his phone: Jon, you aren't going to believe this. Kon's dating advice worked.

Jon: First, I'm happy you got a date! Second, how dare you go to my elder brother for dating advice when I'm your best friend.

[thenewgirl76]

Taking advantage of Constantine's tendency to zone out during debriefings, Danny sneaks up on him from behind while invisible and goes eldritch abomination before becoming visible.

Danny: JOHN CONSTANTINE! I'VE COME FOR YOUR PITIFUL SOUL!

Constantine: BLOODY HELL!

*magic blasts Danny, knocking him to the floor and causing him to revert to his normal ghost form*

Constantine: You miserable little brat! I told you to cut that shite out!

*lying on the floor wheezing in both pain and laughter*

Danny: I regret nothing

The rest of the JL and JLD members either snicker in amusement or shake their head in disappointment.