#(he's OFFENDED

[cybertr0nian]

" Who suggested that Tailgate blow me up?"

[alteregozowie]

"I am absolutely appalled that not one of you thought to tell the Radio Demon that everyone was singing tonight."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Awww poor luci

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTF15NgaK/

"Really?"

[impishsensei-a]

"You're our teacher, but I can't remember the last time you taught us something useful."

tell my muse what their flaws are

"what? no way! i've taught you kids lots! like... uh... you know!" he can't even remember it, but that's beside the point. "this is so mean, kugisaki. mean!"

[therelentless]

"Will you shut up?"

{ @perfectfoil ;;

Her words. The look on his face. He was shocked. How dared she? Who was she to talk to him like that? He was offended. -- Four simple words, but ones that he didn't hear often and this was evident by his reaction. It was him the one that always went around hushing people, the one that forced them to listen to all the things he had to said (whether they were interested on them or not). One could said that he loved the sound of his own voice a bit too much.

He looked at her from head to toe as he shook his head. "No." There was a short pause. "And maybe you should apologize for that attitude. It's rude. Would you like it if I said the same to you? don't think so."

[dudedidujust]

The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal,  the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

[edhellfire]

Do you ever think about how D&D is basically combat math?

"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT."

[mastcrmiind]

@rcvcrics said: edmund: they're a 10 but…they dipped before the kids could find new and creative ways to nearly send the family into social ruin

"i didn't choose to leave."

[ditzybat]

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

[alteregozowie]

"What the fuck, Lucifer!? Why would you take away the McRib!?"

That's his go to when he's higher than a kite.

[batfamilycannons]

Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?

Damian and Tim: tf??

Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?

Bruce: no not him the other one

Dick, *scurries past the door*

Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire

Dick: You deserve it!!

[ventique18]

So the boys are admiring their outfits. They praise Georgina for it, because you wouldn't have known that it's the first time they've met with how perfect the clothes Georgina chose for them are.

But apparently, she already got some tips on their personalities based on Floyd's nicknames lol.

Yuu is a shrimp so Georgina chose pink for them. Grim's a baby seal because of his round tummy, but she put him in an eel-inspired fit this time. Rook's a seagull graceful in the sky but hits hard in a fight.

Malleus: "What sort of name did that person have for me?"

Jade reveals that Malleus is a seaslug. Grim doesn't know what that is and is upset that even Rook knows what a seaslug is. He questions Yuu if they know

Yuu: "It's a creature just like Hornton!"

Malleus: "What? I look like this?"

Jade: "Those horn-like parts are actually antennae. Sea slugs are a type of shellfish."

Malleus: "Shell...? I fail to see where the shell in this creature is, but this outfit does incorporate plenty of shells."

Grim: "Eh~ this squishy, fluttery, weird thing is a sea slug, huh. It looks so carefree, not really like Hornton except for the horns."

No Grim you don't understand. He's actually as easygoing and derpy as that seaslug lmao.

Jade: "Seaslugs are adorable, beautiful creatures that flutter in the ocean."

Jade: "... However, don't be too captivated and touch it. That will be the end for you. They're extremely poisonous."

Grim: "They're poisonous?! Scary little dudes... So they're like Hornton after all."

Jade: "But they're known to be rather docile unless provoked."

Malleus: "So it's fine if you simply do not carelessly touch it. Then, it's not frightening at all."

Malleus: "I've learned quite a bit more about this sea slug creature. These nicknames that people bestow upon others is amusing."

I DID NOT know that that much thought was put into the seaslug nickname wtf? It really is Malleus omg.

[mmmurdockss]

His devious smile as he steals Vanessa away 😭 Matthew you menace

[queenerdloser]

that mark (very recently!) was so fucking pissed about helena using the wrong name for gemma that he went to immediately do experimental brain surgery as a giant fuck you and then DIDN'T anticipate his innie self getting pissed when he got helly's name wrong really underlines how much mark doesn't think his innie loves helly and also doesn't consider his innie to actually be him at all.

[qoldenskies]

i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Okay you can’t tell me that Vlad doesn’t have an organ somewhere in his mansion. Upon learning of this, Danny would teach himself how to play the Haunted Mansion theme on the organ and play it at 2am.

Vlad Masters is away on business in Gotham, and the Fentons are coincidentally there for a symposium on ecto-activity. So it’s perfect! Except he goes to the wrong house, er mansion.

Honestly, Danny thought it was one of Vlad’s many mansions. Scaring the old man is his favorite activity after all. There’s a higher amount of ectoplasm here, so it has to be Vlad’s place right?

When Bruce comes out (on one of his few nights off) and sees his carbon copy playing the organ, all thoughts fly out of his head. Danny finally looks up and also blue screens. They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity until Danny’s cell phone rings (the ghostbusters theme??) and he panics. He jumps up and makes a break for the other door rushing through apologies “SorryWronghousegottagobye!” And runs out of the room. “Wait! Who are you?”Bruce exclaims as he rushes after him. They’re on the second story in one of the rooms he rarely uses. How did he know where the organ was? No matter. He’ll catch the kid on the stairs.

Except the kid is already almost at the bottom. How did he get down so effortlessly? The kid practically floated down the stairs.

Bruce gets to the foyer just in time to see the kid realize the door was dead-bolted in multiple spots. He won’t be able to undo them all before Bruce catches up to him.

He slows down and stands behind a pillar, assessing his next move. He needs to be careful here. This is a child after all, no need to spook him any more than he already has. He needs to slowly approach, and ask his questions.

But then the kid does the unexpected. After looking around frantically, he takes a deep breath. Two rings form around his middle and travel up and down his body. His black hair turns ghostly white. He looks back, almost directly at Bruce. His eyes widen as if he realizes he’s being watched. He whispers, barely loud enough to hear, “I’m so sorry, please don’t follow me.” Then, he backs through the locked door and vanishes.