#(hahaha)

[sleepyhighslvt]

sleeeppyyyy ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

[cglacia]

[futuristic-koala]

[memesforthelol]

[academic-vampire]

One of my favorite uni memories was when my professor said he hadn’t had a burger from our cafeteria in ten years, but ten years ago it was his favorite burger.

So my friend and I went to the cafeteria at the end of the semester and got him his burger and this was his face when he saw it:

He said: “I love it 🥹”

[memeshost]

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[crocketthoughton]

[n-or-x]

[meme-dealer999]

[mxshr0mz]

why did my dad send this

should i be concerned

[bi-writes]

ok ok how about mute?ghost who you aren't sure if he's actually mute or if he just chooses not to say anything. you hear a different answer from everyone you ask. (18+)

ever since mexico, wouldn't say a fucking word.

nah, mate, he's been zipped shut since he enlisted.

heard it was a mad accident.

what you mean? heard him telling off privates not even a year ago!

well, since you're a certified yapper, and ghost can't (won't) tell you to shut up, you make him your living diary. whenever you see him around, you sit next to him, stop by his office, hop up onto his desk and talk to him. you tell him about your day, about the recruits that bother you the most, about the meals in the mess hall being worse on saturdays than on mondays (fuck, you'd think the weekend would put some pep in their step, no?).

but gosh, when ghost finally had you seated in his lap with your pants around one ankle, you really weren't expecting to hear him.

pussy-drunk, tongue out, hands gripping your ass as he listens to the wet smack of your thighs against his, and that's all it takes for him to let out the filthiest groan you've ever heard, enough to make you spiral, see red-hot stars, to shake and cry until you're cumming and babbling and even more incoherent.

when they talk about ghost, you still keep your mouth shut. you're still not sure if he talks, fuck if i know, is what you say.

but if you suck his cock just right, you're certain he's singing.

[p-assionateheart]

[memesforthelol]

[emthimofnight]

Stellar's first day at school!!

[thedumb1]