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"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"
Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:
You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.
Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.
#just blog stuff#ao3#this is a joke except it isn't#nothing prompted this everything is fine don't even worry about it
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No offense to Mithrun but he really was dumber than a 14 year old. Thistle had that shit locked down for ONE THOUSAND YEARS. Sure he wasn't having a great time for most of it but in terms of duration that Minecraft kid was the most successful Dungeon Lord in history. Mithrun's fake little tea party collapsed and got him eaten within 5 years. The hubris of snake pussy. Meanwhile the Winged Lion had to orchestrate Delgal's escape to the surface and a whole fake hero prophecy just to get out from under Thistle's littlest jester boot.
#not putting this one in the tags it just makes me laugh#Dungeon Meshi spoilers#since I'm bringing up Thistle and he's been teased in the anime now#also if you're a Mithrun stan seeing this and you're mad I called him dumb don't worry it's a joke#that's just what having a massive superiority/inferiority complex combo will do to you#the snake pussy part is also a joke. he might not have fucked her. who's to say.#musings with Dea
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wait, you guys worry about BAD things? i mostly just worry about nice things happening to me and my friends. gotta say, the way you do it sounds like a real hassle
#you want to worry? don't worry: you've come to the right place! or rather DO worry. hah hah just a little worry humour there.#yeah it's confusing but i do keep making the joke anyway#good morning team let's get out there and really hit the ground running with our worries today!!#comics#webcomic#dinosaur comics#qwantz
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SAKANA IS BACK.
That's right, folks. They said it COULDN'T BE DONE. They said it would NEVER HAPPEN. Well guess what, I'M TOO STUBBORN FOR THAT.
Check out Chapter 25, starting September 5th, at 9:30am est! The site got a big facelift too! wow!!
✨🐟https://www.sakana-comic.com/🐟✨
#sakana#sakana comic#mad rupert#webcomics#it's been 4 whole years and i'm in my 30s now but JOKES ON EVERYONE I'VE JUST BECOME MORE UNHINGED WITH AGE#everyone dismayed that they're older than certain characters now don't worry I was younger than Jiro when I started and now I'm nearly Mura
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I really like @theratpy‘s Dr. Zo :D I like him for normal reasons don’t even worry about it don’t read into it at all haha (Patreon)
Bonus Ratticus
#Doodles#Theratpy#Dr. Zo#Ratticus#And no one else don't worry about it#Which is to say please watch Theratpy! Such lovely stylization especially with the heartbeat animation ah#So cool how they move and the lineart moves! So cool!#I deeply enjoy how especially Zo is shaped he's incredibly pretty (this is known) lol#Incredibly predictable behaviour on my part I will not apologize I see pretty lad I draw pretty lad that's the rules#In all seriousness and not-jokes the rat style does lend really well to the Vargases..........just sayingggg lol#There'll be some in the next sketchdump ahem ahem they're pretty and cute wah!#Which I mean I'd be more than happy to tag again for credit purposes At The Least but just as well not to bother either whichever however#Just such a cuuuute and prettyyyyy style ahhhh#I enjoy very much please go enjoy also <3#The little ear flicks are probably my favourites hehe#Oh and hands lovely stuff <3 Fuzz and sharp nails! Yes! I like that very much#I tried to mostly style-match here but I can't escape my hand-habits of how I draw collars lol I don't think I quite got that#But all the same I'm still pleased! :D I enjoyed to draw and enjoyed the turnout! Hooray both#I did keep running out of room for his whiskers tho overlapping lines are hard to keep clean ahh#Especially with my love of movement lines lol everything crowded!#Still still still - pleased! Happy! Yay! :D#Good lads ♪
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Besties can't enable pvp on each other, right?
[First] Prev <--> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#jin ling#ouyang zizhen#nameless red diciple#Xue yang#yep that's right he's finally showing his true colours#I love the fact that SL and XXC's friendship is *so* legendary that even these teens know it's sacred#What they are wrong about is the fact that besties *can and will enact violence on each other*#If you aren't challenging your buddy to spar on the regular....are you really friends?#if you aren't immediately locked in a one arm fireman carry and held over their head like a handful of grapes.....whats the point#*This* is what all teens need to know about relationships. Its okay and encouraged to fight your friends. (half joking)#Don't worry about the juniors btw#XY just scoots them out of the house and makes them sit on the porch outside. I wonder what wacky hijinks they'll get up to out there?#Hopefully nothing dangerous!#My brain and body have been torched by my workload lately but I'm starting to adjust now B'*) Slowly we are getting to the end of season 1#Thanks again for all the love and support <3 I'm leaving a half dead rat on your floor for you.
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So about the "Hmmm" Acsended Apologist Neil dissaproval stream moment.
Hello yes, I'm the person that requested the Streamily autograph signing where I refered to myself as "The no. 1 Ascension Apologist" and I just found out people are talking/fighting about it so figured I'd say my piece here.
For me, the whole thing really wasn't That Deep? I submitted my request literally back in early September, before I even knew about any spawn/ascension drama. It has just taken this long to get it signed and by now the energy in the fandom/streams has really changed. I had requested, word for word "If you can add a "little love" or "my dark consort" before my name I'd like that! I'm the no. 1 Ascension Astarion Apologist. Fantastic voice work!" and now with the past two months of fandom drama and all that, I definitely would have phrased it differently. My friends were jokingly calling me "The No. 1 Ascension Astarion Apologist" and that had become my blog header, so I thought it was just a cute nod to that and the fact that I was requesting ascension-related voicelines. At the time I didn't know what sort of Context that would carry. I like the ascended ending, that's as far as it goes. I don't think it's the superior or correct ending, I totally understand and vibe with it being the more evil of the endings. It fits my Tav well, I thought it was fun. I'm definitely not like an Apologist in the way a lot of people have adapted the word in the fandom.
As for Neil's reaction, I'm not upset by it, which is something I saw was getting said? Like, it's Fine? Kind of funny imo. If anything, I thought he seemed really tired and I felt bad that the cast has all been working so much. He did a nice autograph and wrote what was requested and thanked me for the compliment of his work and we moved on with our lives. Yeah, it felt shitty to see the kind of comments that were coming in, but that was mostly due to me being embarrassed by what I had written and forgotten I had written months ago.
I just feel like this blew up on both sides of the fandom/argument so to speak and I kind of got blindsided by seeing it talked about on other blogs not in a very good light and just wanted to say my feelings on the matter, as I'm the "no. 1 ascended Astarion apologist" that started the whole thing.
#if anything now my husband and I have a new joke of going “hmmm :/” when one of us says something#I was really excited about the signing/stream until I saw all the fandom fallout lmao#I just. don't really care that much. i just worried I made him uncomfortable which would have sucked#ascended astarion#ascendant astarion#astarion bg3#neil newbon stream
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The black butler anime explained but there isn't much context:
Season 1: half canon story from the manga, half just random shit the writers came up with
Season 2: electric boogaloo
Book of Circus: Ciel joins the circus and kills a bunch of disabled orphans (but it turns out they were kidnapping children so it was okay)
Book of Murder OVA: Ciel makes Sebastian traumatize Arthur Conan Doyle into writing Sherlock Holmes
Book of Atlantic movie: Titanic meets Resident Evil
Season 4: Ciel goes to school and ruins Maurice Cole's life and makes red house shit themselves on the field and wins a cricket game or something
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#maurice cole#maurice cole slander#and before anyone gets upset over the disabled orphans joke I just wanna say I am disabled myself#I know I probs don't need to worry about that but still I don't wanna wake up tomorrow getting cancelled over ableism even tho I was joking#and I'm disabled myself so :/
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"Thistle is 15" "Thistle is 1000 years old" "Thistle is a child" "Thistle was 40/60/80/100 at the point where he" shut up shut up shut up elves don't mature the exact same as humans do and he has no confirmed canon human age plus people can be immature at literally any age especially after being forced to shoulder insane responsibilities from a young age just let people do what they want. We're not doing this to the Dungeon Meshi fandom ffs.
#what is this post about? thistle fans will know#(I say we're not doing this delusionally bc it's already happening)#I don't even ship him with Laios (except for jokes) or Delgal but I don't care I have better things to worry about#he can be 15 he can be 16 or 18 or 25 he's still clearly immature regardless of age#because he got a massive responsibility suddenly thrusted upon him and had no one to turn to for help. I promise this would fuck up anyone.#idc what your opinion is of shipping him just be honest about your actual reasons and don't pretend he's a little kid to prove a point.#it's demeaning to his character to pretend he had no choice or responsibility in his actions. in all the 1000 years he kept doing it.#if he had no choice then mithrun and marcille didn't either. but y'all don't wanna open that can of worms do you.
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who would win. brian kinney, serial one night stand-er, burdened by childhood trauma and convinced love doesn't really exist and who's best friend has never even heard an i love you vs a seventeen year old kid with no fashion sense
#justin i love you're outfits sometimes don't worry#the answer is the kid#queer as folk#brian x justin#this is a joke btw because i know i love and adore justin and he's the only bitch out there who could handle brian kinney#i just think it's funny that brian is like 'oh what a stunning ensemble' wearing his gucci belt#when in actual fact that's the boy he's literally obsessed with
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(mgv) house walking into the conference room with his pupils super dilated and foreman asks straight up if he's high. house just chirps, "nope! just caught a glimpse of wilson's ass before he covered it up with a coat." and goes to make coffee
the ducklings shake their heads or roll their eyes but when wilson comes in later for his own cup -- because whatever the diagnostics team does with their coffee is more palatable than anywhere else in the building -- they all try to get a glimpse out of sheer morbid curiosity. house snorts into his mug when he sees them all, which catches wilson's attention, but when he looks they are Very Aggressively Not Looking At Him. foreman and cameron at picking through case files (cameron is holding hers up to her face so her blush is hidden) and chase is staring Very Hard at his crossword.
then wilson shakes his head, goes, "actually, i don't wanna know" before he turns to house with a "see you at lunch?"
house purrs out that "it's a date" which just has wilson scoffing out a laugh on his way out
#house md#hilson#theyre naturally that flirty with each other and the ducklings are mostly desensitized to it#because they know house is just fucking with them. and wilson is probably letting him make passes because he too#finds fucking with house's ducklings Very Fun sometimes#also they're both just. so fuckin weird. like yeah that's house and wilson if house can't joke about wanting to rail wilson weekly he'll di#and wilson likes the attention even from a stalker so like. don't worry about it they're best friends#mgv
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TW: blood
Tried out a new brush :3 Also don't mind the fact that I change the way I draw the Batter almost every few drawings I'm just still trying to find what will suit me best
#art#digital art#my art#off game#off mortis ghost#off fanart#artists on tumblr#the batter#the batter off#batter fanart#tw blood#don't worry it's not a blood it's a lipstick#he was kissing#a boy#because he's a boykisser#i'm sorry it's like 9 am for me when i was tagging this#and i haven't slept all night#i thought that it's funny#i swear everytime i write shit in tags i'm just joking
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Stardew Valley got me, y'all 😅
I wasn't expecting to get this invested
#stardew valley#stardew fanart#stardew farmer#stardew abigail#markers#brushpens#art#my farmer is Damas from Jak and Daxter for the sake of a terrible terrible joke 😅#damas got isekai'd into Stardew via vehicle incident just like half the isekais I've ever heard of#don't worry he's confused too#stardew valley crossover#jak and daxter crossover#king damas#dadmas#jak and daxter
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#sorry i could NOT get this out of my head when i read this ask. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen#just witnessed everybody saying that starstruck was sooo cute and soo precious in her big pink bow with her stupid little round cheeks#and ran begging into my inbox like PLEASE beat her the FUCK UP. okay!! absolutely!! as you wish it etc#i would never have actually done something this self indulgent without the prompt tbh but#joke's on you because the only characters i like throwing in the blender more than my faves are my sonas :)#you'll notice i only screenshotted it & this is not an answer to the actual ask. don't worry! it'll arrive some day#(this is jokeish in tone but i am genuinely delighted by this ask! never thought anyone would enjoy seeing stuff like that with my oc)#(always feel free to send me starstuck requests tbh!! even angst lmao. maybe i should throw her at galacta knight and see what happens)#(i think he'd just eat her whole in two bites like a strawberry cupcake ngl)
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Here's the thing: I love him
#my art#truffula flu#swag#the joke is from an oooold d&d campaign i was in and it seemed Swag-coded#the go-to bluff when a party member needed to be ~sneaky~ but was caught was just. 'Don't worry about it!'
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If I had a nickel for every time the D20 fandom shipped an F/F ship between two NPCs, one of whom is positioned as a major antagonist with ill intent towards the party, and one of whom was dead before the narrative began and specifically had been killed by the antagonistic NPC for religiously motivated reasons, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but honestly what the fuck
#shipping lucy and kipperlily actually does make my skin crawl like ok you killed her for preferring her ancestral god#to the one who was created in conquest to eradicate her family! let us unpack this!#also let's talk about how you're specifically focusing on ships where one NPC is dead the whole time and therefore deprived of any agency#you can just make this all up no inconvenient complicated women (joke intended) huh!#you don't have to worry about them doing something you don't like because they can't!#let's unpack this on a SECOND level!
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