#(ask me please)

[urxdadd]

[chrissy-kaos]

You totally could be a Victoria Secret’s model you’re so damn HOT! 🥵 🪭

Naaaa not even remotely hot enough for that..

[blasterb0t]

I redid it… ooo you want to know things about her so bad oooo

[emilys-hideaway]

Found these in my sister’s closet, I need them! 💕

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Hey guys, I'm super bored and in need of people to talk to so please go by my inbox if you can!

Thank you!!

[loafyall]

what is your favorite thing about yanqing, and whats the saddest/funniest thing about him in your opinion? :D

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS QUESTION FOR SOOO LONG >•<

My fav thing about Yanqing is that I imagine him to be somewhat a very very hyper child, Like if Jing yuan and yanqing would ever go to penacony yanqing would be the one to get lost immediately in the crowd or smtg and jing yuan's father instinct will rise up. And the accessory on his hair is most likely a gift from Jing yuan! Such father and son!!

The funniest thing is that I imagine him hiding in the closet when he was younger to hide from Jing yuan when playing hide seek (I also love imagining him being a GREMLIN CHILD) And Yanqing is very very protective of his swords, He even has a seperate room where he puts his collection in!

Now on to the angsty part

Yanqing has low self-esteem and wants to be perfect in the eyes of jing yuan, He has anxiety sometimes and doesn't feel like he's enough, his insecurities only rose after the battle between jingliu, Blade and Dan heng (like seriously hoyo stop making my poor boy a punching bag plsss), I think he sometimes also skipped meals and didn't take breaks between training which got him almost at the brink of fainting.

After he (somewhat) got possessed by the heliobus, he is doing a bit better than before, Sometimes jing yuan has to tell Yanqing to make sure that Yanqing eats properly, Takes rest, Takes breaks between etc, They're true father and son :>>>>>>>

ANYWAYS THANKS FOR ASKING AND PLS GIVE ME MORE QUESTIONS~!

[blurred-honey]

I wanna talk about my characters. I wanna talk about them so bad.

You wanna talk about my characters. You wanna talk about them so bad.

[pikuniku53353358]

wait what did a-rabid-snake do?? I heard you guys had a serious argument??

Yes, it's true... If you're so interested in what we quarreled about, then fine, I'll tell you. So... She sent all the members of my group in a telegram several times simply because she was in a "bad mood". And when I say everyone, I mean EVERYONE (there were also her friends and her ex-girlfriend and boyfriend in this group). She was offended by the fact that we did not comment on her art and ignored her, and when we began to comment on them, she accused us of making stupid jokes and in general we offended her (although there were jokes at the level of a Chinese Saint, since once she drew a Saint in a kimano)

And also she sometimes asked us to give her ideas for art, and when we offered her these very ideas, she said that: "oh, why did I ask you at all, you didn't help me in any way" and other similar hypocritical words. Why hypocritical? Because she herself could say rude words to someone and "joke" about my art (and there were already jokes at the level of the fact that when I drew the spear master in my imagination and there he had something like a skirt made of a piece of SRS fabric, she said that the spear master forcibly tore off this piece of fabric from him and when I said, that this was not the case and that it was done voluntarily, she said that "I like my version of events better." Excuse me, but what the hell?! ). In general, she was constantly offended by any trifle, presented herself as a victim and we had to endure her hot-tempered behavior, for which she NEVER apologized. Do you know why she left the group? Because once someone sent her shooting range list with ships with slugcats in Russian Discord server. Some of us were on this server, and when they noticed this, they sent her a screenshot and said, "Snake, did you send your tier list or did someone else do it?" She said that she did not do it. And one Of the members of our group, he said that he knew this person, found such a coincidence funny and began to laugh at it. That is, it had nothing to do with the Snake at all, the person was laughing not at her or her tier-list, but at the absurdity of the situation itself and the fact that he knew this person. But the Snake misunderstood everything, she thought that they were laughing at her, although we tried to explain to her that this was not the case and she left. And instead of keeping silent about this whole most stupid situation, she told about it in the tumblr and made the members of my group look bad and herself a victim. It's terrible. She did not think about the consequences of her actions, she never seemed to think about the consequences at all. But even after that, I tried to treat Snake well. She also wished my friend death once because he had created a meme for my band and one of her artworks appeared there for a few seconds. In this excerpt, no one insulted anyone or anything, this art was in the public domain, and this meme was not published anywhere outside of my group, which is a LOCAL place, and this meme is also LOCAL. But she somehow found out about this video, showed it in her telegram channel, got attached to the fact that no one has the right to use her art in anything like that, and, as I said, wished him dead.

But the last straw for me was that one day in her telegram channel the topic of discussing ships iterators and slugcats began, and one of my very good friends told Snake to just not pay attention to this if it is unpleasant for her to watch. Person expressed his NEUTRAL attitude towards all ships, but the Snake believed that she treats all ships POSITIVELY and that she supports ships with bestiality, pedophilia and incest, although she did not lay such thoughts. She doesn't care about these ships, but the Snake began to say how this person is disgusting. Another friend of mine, who has a real depression, stood up for my friend. And Snake in response literally sent him to hell. Moreover, before that, she left him to the mercy of fate, stopped supporting him in difficult times and, in principle, somehow communicating with him. The nickname of this person is "Just". That is, she began to insult two people who did NOTHING bad to the Snake, and one of the people had depression and she just sent them to hell. At the same time, she herself is offended by any "rude" word said to her. She is hypocritical... As a result, I got tired of enduring everything And after that incident we have stopped to communicate. If you don't believe me, I can provide screenshots with all the evidence.

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Zombie Apocalypse Yandere Phantomhive Manor

In a modern au your hired as a nanny for the young but capable Ciel Phantomhive

Helping the practically perfect butler-Sebastian Michealis as he balances most of the house work

There’s the other butler-pleasant but strange Tanaka 

And there's maid Mey-Rin, the chef Bardroy, and the florist Finny

Granted they're not super-good at their jobs but you don’t mind lending a hand when Ciel is too focused on working 

As his nanny you are a new face meant to help more with his emotional development, than you are with actually watching him to keep him safe

Still heading home every afternoon/night you still have your own life

School/volunteer/another job you name its what you spend your free time doing

Prior to andduring the zombie apocalypse you often had to pry everyone’s fingers off you the moment you head for the door

“Alright guys I’m going to start heading out.”

“Noooo b-but (Y/n) we haven’t even served dessert yet, we haven’t!” 

“Y-yeah and didn’t ya want to see the moonflowers we planted?”

“Guys I have sweets at home and I will see them another time. Good. Night.”

Even Ciel can get a little aggressive when he doesn’t want you to leave

“I’ll fire you if you step out that door!” 

“Ciel…you were the one who signed the contract that I be out before seven.”

“Ergh! Sebastian, don't let them leave!”

“Well we did want to focus on him learning to exercise control.”

“Well we shouldn’t be teaching kidnapping as a solution to problems.”

But the moment that the zombie apocalypse hits they won’t let you leave so easily

Early on into the pandemic you find out how prepared the Phantomhive staff are for this

If your not already in the manor they’re bringing you inside

Easily mowing down the hordes of the undead in order to bring you home 

And when they finally do have you safe and sound any attempt to go outside is immediately shot

“Ay! Before we may not have had a good enough reason ta’ stop ya but now we do.”

Majorly outmatched by their expertise with a gun, flamethrower, and strength in general 

You're not going anywhere

And even if you managed to get past all that Sebastian’s all too skilled at keeping you in arms reach

“Ah, (Y/n) seems you’ve gotten lost. I’ll escort you to your room.”

“My room?”

Yes they have a room which is a bedazzled copy of your own room that you’d never seen prior to this apocalypse 

Should you continue to misbehave that will be your room jail cell

Even better you probably won’t want to leave anyway

Who would want to fend for themselves in a world full of death and despair when you have a highly trained staff and master that were more than willing to protect you 

“You’ll find we, at the Phantomhive Manor, are all dedicated and are more than capable of protecting you.”

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[chrissy-kaos]

I think you might be one of the only real people on this platform. Have a beautiful day.

[chlobody]

Do you ever enjoy nude recreation in a social setting, like a nude beach or AANR club?

Absolutely! Have only had one experience where someone was disrespectful and creepy. Any other time has been pleasant and fun! Wherever it’s legal/permitted, I’m never turning down the opportunity!

[emilys-hideaway]

So I never tell people on Tumblr what city I live in, but I have this guy in my DMs who literally told me he lives in the same city as me… what should I do??? 😳

[theeroticlover]

What’s on your mind right now?

This !!!

[terramcgarden]

Update on "No drops past midnight" my Trucker AU

I'm STRUGGLING on a specific chapter. I can’t really skim over it either cause I feel like it's suppose to be a meaningful scene.

SO HERES WHAT I WANNA TRY.

Trucker Y/N hauls across the country. Since they do that they want to let the Daycare attendant experience the world since they spent their lives in the pizza plex.

Do ya'll have any places ya'll recommend they should make a pitstop at?

[bookishbrigitta]

I'll ask about Allison Solo! Tell me more!

Oh my darling Allie! Allison Hannah Organa Solo. Thank you for the ask! (Original post)

Allison and her twin sister, Annabeth, are Han and Leia's firstborns. I can never decide which is older -- If you ever see me say it in a fic, I've probably contradicted it elsewhere. They were born a bit prematurely but mostly healthy, although Allison has asthma, which I've always imagined Luke also has.

She has Leia's coloring and short stature but Han's eyes. Leia noticed that feature early on and chose her middle name accordingly.

While I love how "Allie and Annie" sound together, I do feel like "Allison" is a bit of an odd name for her context. The truth is I first came up with her character when I was in middle school and loved House, M.D. Something about Jennifer Morrison's (dyed) dark hair on the show just screamed "Naberrie/Solo" to me, and I named the character Allison after Morrison's character on the show. By the time I realized how out-of-place the name seemed, it was too late. Allison Solo had taken on an identity of her own and refused to be renamed.

Allison is very close to both her parents; she’s the child that stays closest to home. Like Leia, she can be rather idealistic and strategic, qualities she loves in her mother. Although she puts it into practice at her dad’s shop, her deft skill at dealing with clients and managing teams definitely comes from her mother, as does her constant concern for the ones she loves. She inherited Han’s love of mechanics and flying, and she worked for his company (which either ships things or fixes ships -- in 10+ years, I've still not been able to decide).

I headcanon it as a running gag that Allison and Kirlaaktha (Chewbacca’s daughter) are always trying to dodge their fathers as they sneak friends and lovers on and off their ship, the Beach Hawk.

Of all the kids, Allison is the most attuned to Alderaani culture. She speaks the language fluently, keeps her hair styled traditionally (though it’s often under a wrap in the shop), and cooks ethnic dishes regularly. 

She definitely believes in the Force, but she really doesn’t use it much. She’s the most hands-on of the Solo kids, and metaphysical ideas don’t really entice her. I think she probably does use the Force more than she realizes, though, to do things like sense who is trustworthy, who is creepy, etc.

[gaywatermelonbread]

You know what, fuck it. Give me your Cod Zombie hot takes and I'll comment on it. Either comment or ask me about it. I wanna see what you all think.

It can be so out there and landish like Richtofen being straight, or something fucked up like the possibility of Samuel Stuhlinger eating a zombiea dick off. All headcannons, i want to know. plssssss