my name here is morkva (which translates to carrot), greyro + lesbian she/they/don't carei write silly fanfics to cope
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so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.
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I wish we got a scene where Morgana tried to out Mordred as a sorcerer/druid to Arthur and he just didn’t care.
Specifically I want Arthur to say the line “Magic didn’t make you evil, Morgana. You did that all on your own.” While going full protective older brother mode on Mordred and being ready to commit war crimes to keep the kid safe.
I want Mordred to try and apologise to Arthur and Arthur to be completely fine with it, or even happy at the realisation of “THATS where I know you from! You’re the druid boy!”
I just think that it would be a little bit heartbreaking for Morgana to have to see Mordred having magic, being accepted and loved by Arthur in the way she could’ve had, and then needing to confront that she isn’t actually that good from an objective moral standpoint.
Meanwhile, Merlin’s in the background like “Shit, now I gotta save Mordred or Arthur’s gonna get himself killed. Damn it, that prat is too noble for his own good.”
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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw
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Donate to Ukraine
United 24: General fundraising
Come Back Alive: Specific projects
Prytula foundation: Specific projects
Dzyga’s Paw: General fundraising (animal themed 🐶)
They need all the help they can get.
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Katie McGrath being absolutely adorable talking about her costume.
from Merlin DVDBOX I (Japan)
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I've almost reached my breaking point with this genocide in Ukraine. I'm older than most Tumblr users, so I was being yelled at in university tutorials in the early 00s for talking about the Holodomor, and being told that "If it happened, Ukrainians deserved it for being Nazis".
I was out there in 2007 when we had the worldwide march for the Holodomor to be recognised as a genocide, only for so many countries (the USA being one of them) to tell us that they won't do it because it might upset russia.
I remember when russia invaded in 2014 and Obama said it wasn't his business, and that russia can decide what happens in Ukraine. And then he sent Ukraine fucking helmets and "hygiene kits" instead of the military aid he was supposed to.
I remember sitting at home on the 17th of July 2014, hearing about russia shooting down MH17, and feeling my blood run cold because the initial reports said the aeroplane was full of Americans. Being so sure that the USA might finally live up to the Budapest Memorandum and get involved in the war.
Of course they didn't.
I remember being at a protest at the russian embassy in Canberra just after Crimea was annexed, and the only people who turned up for us were other Ukrainians. Soon after there were massive, bipartisan protests for Palestine and BLM from Melbourne to Dublin and beyond. Ukrainians are too white for leftists and too foreign for right-wingers to care about.
Now I go on reddit and see that Americans are discussing how Ukraine "has a neo-fascist problem". Um, you guys just voted for Donald fucking Trump?
Then I see an Australian journalist say that the US election result means that America is "becoming like Eastern Europe". No. Eastern Europeans aren't Nazis. They suffered more under the Nazis than anyone.
We're always on our own. Millions upon millions of Ukrainians have been killed in the last ninety years, millions more sold into slavery in Germany, hundreds of thousands sent to gulags (including the entire population of my grandmother's village), and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands dead or missing now, but we're still not seen as worthy of caring about.
I have family members whose dead bodies have been lying on battlefields for over a year. One killed in Bahkmut, a city that no longer exists. Another taken hostage from Mariupol, a city russia bombed to the ground. The mass graves there can be seen from space.
We can't get the bodies back because russia has colonised the area. I have a relative who was moved on from fighting in Vovchansk because there was no point fighting for another city that no longer exists. My relative who was taken hostage in Mariupol was starved and tortured for 2.5 years.
And then last week our city's magazine had a three-page interview with the russian ambassador, explaining why his country "has" to commit genocide in Ukraine. The editor laughed at my aunt when she phoned to register a complaint.
But teenaged tankies on sites like this will mock Ukrainians' deaths, stick a fucking hammer and sickle in their profile, and lecture people like me about things they know nothing about.
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uther pendragon would totally fall down the alfa male pipeline
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the more i read about arthuriana the more i am convinced this is singlehandedly the best thing humanity has created. people through the ages just loved making up stories about their favourite fictional guys with swords
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Angel Coulby in Hooten & The Lady 1.03
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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
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sometimes it's a bit embarrassing really to be a merlin fan irl. was in a museum yesterday in luxembourg displaying the history of europe, and before anyone could notice, there was a very undignified shriek erupting from me in the middle of the place as I saw this
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5 times Merlin almost died and 1 time he didn’t.
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burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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randomly trending again this fine november evening
obligatory doodle dump
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