#(and they’re both gay)
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I think one of my favorite genre of fursona art I see or MLP art is of the characters just chilling around and getting super blazed. Like, you go man, experience that high in fan art form.
#I think like#my favorite version is this one of Rainbowdash and flutter shy where flutters is confused and doesn’t know how to do it and Rainbowdash#is already super fucked up#and they’re watching golden girls#and they’re both gay#and emo#it’s perfect#I love that art
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I feel like of all my ocs that Cashmere and Lanturn are most likely to be genuinely close friends
#deity dialogue#runaway princess who wants nothing to do with nobility and poor ex religious scholar who wants to be a noble/live lavishly#and they’re both gay#I just feel like they would absolutely gossip togeyjer and be a bitchy little duo and it fills me with joy to think about#I think Wool also could be besties with them? i need to flesh out Wool more#idk how her goal to become a god/having a god complex would mesh with Lanturn’s own religious trauma I need to like explore that some more#as well
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idk if this exists already but where is the crossover where stede bonnet meets captain shakespeare from stardust
#me#stardust 2007#ofmd#our flag means death#listen they both have fancy wardrobes hidden behind secret compartments in their ships#and they’re both gay#let them be friends
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okay but WHYYY is no one talking about louis and daniel WHYYYYYYYYYY is no one talking about the greatest grandpa4grandpa relationship known to man and i don’t even mean romantically i mean in the most basic human platonic level their relationship is FASCINATING.
like louis SAUGHT HIM OUT after FIFTY YEARS he FOUND HIS BOY, this horrible infant who DID NOT UNDERSTAND A THING HE TOLD HIM, who saw his raw, decades-old pain and wanted in on it, AND HE GOES BACK FOR HIM BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE’S CHANGED. he can understand now. he can help him find the truth.
and like, they’re both absolutely terrified by each other because they’re both uniquely skilled at getting under each other’s skin and finding that truth (and also because… louis could just up and eat daniel anytime but shhhh…) and it’s because they UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. louis’s interviewing daniel as much as daniel’s interviewing him, just. pulling teeth from each other’s head, trying to pull out all the rot with such violence and cruelty (from both of them!! daniel is a cockwallop!!) but they want to help each other they CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER.
LIKE THIS????
THIS FUCKING SHIT?????
GAGGED ME. RUINED ME. I HAD TO STOP AND TAKE A WALK AROUND THE ROOM.
(the gifs are from @loumands account btw. great work my guy)
#look he still calls him danny idk what else you want from me#also like. they absolute gay on gay violence like oh my god#besides the obvious too like they’re both playing this game of homosexual chicken where daniel’s picking apart louis’ perception of lestat#and louis is just THROWING armand in his FACE like girl you are not exempt from this fucked up love trapezoid#FULLY IMPLICATED#anyway i love them they’re like those two old gay muppets to me#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#louis x daniel#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv s2#iwtv spoilers#DANLOU#DANLOU IS THEIR SHIPNAME THANK YOU PEOPLE IN THE TAGS
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all those fancy magic powers and Rio still chose to just wrap her hands around Agatha’s neck and choke her.
LETS GO LESBIANS 🗣🗣
#they’re so gay.#literally my favorite divorced mothers#i need them both#expeditiously#LIKE ME NEXT PLEASE.#rio vidal#agatha harkness#agatha all along#agatha x rio#rio x agatha#agathario
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Pandora: Lily asked me for the time today so we’re basically married
Regulus: James glanced at me when I bumped into him so he’s definitely in love with me
Dorcas: I hate single people
#marauders incorrect quotes except it’s just something i said to my friend today#pandalily#jegulus#they’re both desperate#pandora rosier#pandora lovegood#lily evans#pandora x lily#regulus arcturus black#regulus black#james fleamont potter#james potter#starchaser#sunseeker#james x regulus#dead gay wizards#marauders era#marauders fandom#slytherin skittles#dorcas meadowes#dorcas x marlene#marlene mckinnon x dorcas meadows#marauders incorrect quotes#inncorrect quotes
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The thing is, Jean Valjean’s “nineteen year prison sentence for stealing a loaf of bread” from Les Mis isn’t actually unusual….not even today! I see people talking about it as if it’s strange or unimaginable when it happens every day.
In modern America — often as a result of pointlessly cruel (and racist) habitual offender and mandatory minimum laws— people are routinely sentenced to life in prison for minor crimes like shoplifting or possession of drugs.
The ACLU did a report in 2013 detailing the lives of various people who were sentenced to life in prison without parole for nonviolent property crimes like:
•attempting to cash a stolen check
•a junk-dealer’s possession of stolen junk
metal (10 valves and one elbow pipe)
•possession of stolen wrenches
•siphoning gasoline from a truck
•stealing tools from a tool shed and a welding machine from a yard
•shoplifting three belts from a department store
•shoplifting several digital cameras
•shoplifting two jerseys from an athletic store
• taking a television, circular saw, and a power converter from a vacant house
• breaking into a closed liquor store in the middle of the night
And of course, so so so many people sentenced to life without parole for the possession of a few grams of drugs.
And we could go on and on!
Gregory Taylor was a homeless man in Los Angeles who, in 1997, was sentenced to “25 years to life” for attempting to steal food from a food kitchen. He was released after 13 years. The lawyers helping to release him even cited Les Miserables in their appeal, comparing Taylor’s sentence to Jean Valjean’s.
And there’s another specific bit of social commentary Hugo was making about Valjean’s trial that’s still depressingly relevant. He writes that Valjean was sentenced for the theft of loaf of bread, but also that the court managed to make that sentence stick by bringing up some of his past misdemeanors. For example, Valjean owned a gun and was known to occasionally poach wildlife (presumably for his starving family to eat.) . So the court exaggerates how harmful the bread theft was—he had to smash a windowpane to get the bread, which is basically Violence— then insist the fact that he owns a gun and occasionally poaches is proof that he is habitually and innately violent. Then when Valjean obviously becomes distressed traumatized and furious as a result of his nakedly unjust sentence and begins making desperate (and very unsuccessful/impulsive/ poorly thought through) attempts to escape…. the government indifferently tacks more years onto his sentence, labels him a “dangerous” felon, and insists that its initial read of him as an innately violent person was correct.
And it’s sad how a lot of the real life stories linked earlier are similar to the commentary Hugo wrote in 1863? Someone will commit a nonviolent property crime, and then the court insists that a bunch of other miscellaneous things they’ve done in the past (whether it’s other minor thefts or being addicted to drugs or w/e) are Proof they’re inherently violent and incapable of being around other people.
A small very petty fandom side note: This is also why I dislike all those common jokes you see everywhere along the lines of “lol it’s so unrealistic for the police to want to arrest Valjean over a loaf of bread, there must have been some other reason the police were pursuing him. Because the state would never punish someone that harshly and irrationally for no reason. so maybe javert was just gay haha”. (Ex: this tiktok— please don’t harass the creator or poster though, I don’t think they were intending to mean anything like that and its just a silly common type of joke you see made about Les mis all the time so it’s not unique in any way.) because like.
As much as I don’t think Les Mis is a flawless book or that its political messaging is perfect….the only way that insanely long unjust sentences for minor crimes is “unrealistic” is if you’re operating on the assumption that prisons are here to Keep You Safe by always only punishing bad criminals who do serious crimes. And that’s just, not true at all. Like I get that these are just goofy silly shallow jokes, and I’m not angry or going to harass anyone who makes them. but it feels like there’s an assumption underlying all those goofy jokes that “this is just not how prison works!” “Prisons don’t routinely sentence people to absurd laughably unjust pointless sentences!” “Prisons give people fair sentences for logical reasons!” When like…no
Valjean being relentlessly hounded and tortured for a minor crime in a way that is utterly ridiculous and arbitrary in its cruelty is not actually a plot hole in Les mis. It’s a plot hole in …..society ajsjkdkdkf. And the only way to fix that is to fight for prison abolition or at least reform, and (in America) stand up against the vicious naked cruelty of habitual offender and mandatory minimum laws.
But yeah :(. I hate how Les Mis opens with a prologue saying the novel will be obsolete the moment the social issues it describes have been resolved— but two hundred years later, the book is still more relevant than ever because we’re dealing with so many of the exact same injustices.
#les mis#lm 1.2.6#Jean Valjean#anyway sometimes lm 1.2.6 makes me sad and sometimes it makes me angry#today I feel both#: ‘(((((((((((((((#but yeah#also again I don’t hate people who make the goofy ‘lol valjeans prison sentence was so unrealistic javert must be gay’ jokes#i get that they’re jokes#and that they’re mostly made by people who like watched Les mis 2012 once#but also#but also but also#:’’’’(#I don’t know the tragedy of valjeans story and the continued relevance of that social commentary Gets to me#Les mis letters#Les mis daily
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I can’t make up my mind on how I wanna draw them aughhhhughh
#coolcatbeans#possly art#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl Lamb#cotl Narinder#narilamb#they’re both gay and trans
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my lovelies <3
i’ll never get over them tbh
#wolfstar for the soul#they’re soulmates your honor#the moon and the star#thanks#they’re everything#pretty boys#they’re both gone for each other#sirius wearing makeup#bc yeah#wolfstar brainrot#anyways that’s all#wolfstar#remus lupin#sirius black#remus x sirius#padfoot#moony#padfoot x moony#dead gay wizards#marauders#digital art#fanart
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spock chart that came to me in a vision
#i am certain some people would disagree with me on classifying leonard as straight and/or bully as gay.#however it is for the joke and the joke ONLY#so feel free to switch them in your head or something. either works they’re both gay spocks#I think some people would also disagree with me calling aos straight. sorry for that. once again a simplification for the bit#not even gonna tag this tbh it’s a bad meme#except for one tag:#bullyparade#for my personal reference
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is this something
#fenhawke#fenris#hawke#dragon age#dragon age 2#they’re truly the most country x emo of all time#shoutout to austin for having the same braincell as me bc i’ve been thinking about this too much now#this is the dynamic ever idc#the most loser pathetic emo man in his 20s with a lame bachelor pad full of wolf iconography#with the most lame sad gay country bumpkin imaginable who drives a shitty battered old pickup and listens to bad country music#they both suck ao much and all their friends are just as bad in orher ways
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I see someone saying Sirius abandoned Regulus one more time, and I swear I will write a whole dissertation, complete with charts, footnotes, and maybe even a slideshow. I'll start a podcast, a newsletter, maybe even a TED Talk. I'll organize a full-blown seminar, with guest speakers, a Q&A session, and complimentary snacks where no one leaves until they can recite the top ten reasons why that statement is completely wrong. I'll make "Defending Sirius Black" my full-time job if I have to.
#One thing is to see the situation from Regulus's perspective#it’s another thing entirely to keep making Sirius the villain of the story and Regulus the victim.#They’re both victims and the true villains are their parents#the black brothers#black brothers#sirius black#regulus black#sirius orion black#regulus arcturus black#the black family#the noble and most ancient house of black#noble house of black#wolfstar#jegulus#marauders#the marauders#marauders fandom#marauders era#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!
(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )
⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️
Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?
Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.
*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*
Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?
Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.
Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.
Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.
Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?
Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.
Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.
Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?
Alice, wiping her eyes: No.
Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.
Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!
Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?
Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!
Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.
Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.
Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!
Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3
Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.
Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?
Agatha: Huh? How did you know?
Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?
Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!
Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!
Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.
Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.
Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…
Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.
Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…
Alice: Losing me there.
Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?
Alice:
Agatha:
Alice:
Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#rio vidal#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#teen agatha all along#agatha all along incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#spicy language#we love our dangerous lesbians#agathario#agatha x rio#bloodpotions#alice x jennifer#I’m actually obsessed with them#switch! agathario my beloveds#not letting anyone forget that alice has abs#jen isn’t either#teen and agatha are both very intelligent on their own#but together they are stupid#everyone cries over bluey if you don’t you’re a liar#rio is a menace to society#agatha’s mothering skills are a little rusty but she’s trying#coven of chaos? more like coven of lesbians#they’re all gay#alice may not be able to pull jen’s hair but jen definitely pulls hers#prove me wrong I dare you
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just watched the x-men movies for the first time because, like all of you, hugh jackman has taken over my mind, soul, and body
and i can’t stop thinking about pretty privilege
about how logan has had loads more trauma than wade, knifes in his hands on top of his mutation, and his personality is- um- less than welcoming
and yet he’s always finding people to surround himself with or ladies to smooch or whatever
but wade, despite being silly and extroverted, gets constant stares in public, constant remarks from other characters, and his roommate is blind so she can’t see his scars. he wears a mask and suit that covers his entire body. he even ghosts vanessa and staples hugh jackman’s face to his face so she won’t see his scars.
he’s scared that the woman that loves him will find him horribly disgusting and leave him just because of his scars
wade is arguably more likable (in terms of being personable, not who’s the more popular character), if not a bit more annoying, than logan and yet he’s always the butt of the joke whereas logan is the wolverine who’s this awesome badass hero
to be fair wolverine is supposed to be a hero starring in action movies and wade’s movies are comedies but i still find it interesting how scarred up wade is the funny character and conventionally attractive babygirl logan howlett is the action hero
and even in x-men origins, the action movie with conventionally attractive ryan reynolds, deadpool is all pale and weird and lacking a mouth
in conclusion, justice for wade and his beautiful funky lookin scars
anyway this is just my late night rambles pls ignore this :P
#also something something logan making fun of wade for everything except his appearance#they’re gay and in love#let’s just ignore the fact that i forgot to post this when i actually finished the movies a few days ago#deadclaws#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#logan howlett#wolverine#ALSO THEY WORK SO WELL AS FOIL CHARACTERS BC THEY SHARE A POWER BUT WADE’S STRUGGLES ARE ON THE OUTSIDE AND LOGAN’S ARE ON THE INSIDE#BOTH METAPHORICALLY AND PHYSICALLY SINCE HES GOT TRAUMA AND A METAL SKELETON#OK THATS ALL
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Angel: Husk let me fell asleep with my head in his lap and kissed my cheek when I woke up. He's so cute. I wish he liked me.
Cherri: *looks into the camera like she's on The Office*
#Cherri is 100% done with Angel’s pining bullshit#Angel you gay disaster#Cherri: Angel I love you- but what the fuck#Cherri- *throwing both dumbasses in a closet*: NOW YOU ARE GOING TO STAY IN THERE UNTIL YOU WORK OUT YOUR FEELINGS#Angel: what the fuck cher I came out of the closet DECADES AGO#Husk: *thinking* ‘ohmygod he’s an idiot. I love him’#poor Angel has no self esteem#HUSK FUCKING ADORES YOU ANGEL YOU LOSER#ANGEL DUST NEEDS A HUG#CONSENSUALLY#AND PREFERABLY FROM HUSK#Angel: the fuck do you mean Husk likes me? husk don’t like me. right whiskers?#husk: …#Angel: whiskers?#husk: well- you see legs-#Cherri: YOU GAVE EACHOTHER NICKNAMES FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN FUCK ALREADY#Charlie: *in the background* 😍 hey! you two should kiss!#huskerdust#angel/husk#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#Angel dust#husk#they’re so gone for each other#they’re gay your honor#they’re in love your honor#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#cherri bomb#husk and Angel cuddle and I will die on this hill THEYRE MY OTP OK LET THEM BE HAPPY
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Happy pride month 🫶🏳️🌈
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc fanart#tadc jax#tadc zooble#astrabbit#bunny blocks#jax x zooble#zooble x jax#pride month#trans pride#lgbt pride#queer pride#I have so many headcanons for these two#wow I can’t believe they’re both gay and trans!#zooblejax
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