#(and the fbi)

[cccloudsss]

cannot stop thinking abt that time that neil was BEGGING andrew to actually lock the goal out so they could win, said he'd do ANYTHING and andrew immediately locks the goal out so hard he's using his body to block balls AND on top of that is ACTUALLY playing the game

[brinconvenient]

Thanks for the advice, Mr FB of I! That's the same thing my very good friend the Nigerian prince told me, too, so our MUST be true!

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

A prominent computer scientist who has spent 20 years publishing academic papers on cryptography, privacy, and cybersecurity has gone incommunicado, had his professor profile, email account, and phone number removed by his employer, Indiana University, and had his homes raided by the FBI. No one knows why. ... Fellow researchers took to social media over the weekend to register their concern over the series of events. "None of this is in any way normal," Matthew Green, a professor specializing in cryptography at Johns Hopkins University, wrote on Mastodon. He continued: "Has anyone been in contact? I hear he’s been missing for two weeks and his students can’t reach him. How does this not get noticed for two weeks???" In the same thread, Matt Blaze, a McDevitt professor of computer science and law at Georgetown University, said: "It's hard to imagine what reason there could be for the university to scrub its website as if he never worked there. And while there's a process for removing tenured faculty, it takes more than an afternoon to do it."

[macbethz]

look at my vtm character boy

[v0idwraith]

quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say

[mysharona1987]

So SCOTUS has just given Joe Biden the funniest way to end this election, ever.

[dykekarkat]

andreil rlly shines when ppl realize that andrew is the normal one in the relationship. this is also why aaron was being psychologically tortured by neil (unknowingly) during all 3 books

[fuck-u-maga]

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

everyone has different opinions on whether or not neil and andrew get married. i personally think they do, but not for the medical reasons that i see a lot. i see people saying that they’d get married so andrew has access to neil when he’s injured, but there’s paperwork that could do that without them being married.

i propose a funnier solution. neil isn’t a citizen of the united states. his mother was visiting in the uk when she was pregnant and he was born early, and when she took him back to the us they never bothered correcting the paperwork or anything. fast forward to after baltimore and the fbi have done some digging, only to find out that neil “pain in the ass” josten is actually an illegal immigrant. needless to say, they gleefully hold this over his head, maybe as a way to make him more compliant with testimonies. neil, however, being the little shit that he is, proposes a green card marriage to andrew. andrew agrees to it without a second thought .

that’s how, to the shock and horror of everyone else, andreil ends up being the first married in their early 20s

below is part 2, kevin’s reaction (i added earlier but this is easier to see)

yes, they did have a basic ass courthouse ceremony. their one witness was kevin. he did not know he was going to be the witness. neil asked him if he wanted to go on a run, and he got slightly suspicious when andrew appeared with the car but neil told him andrew was taking them to a new location. so kevin is in his jogging outfit when they pull up to the courthouse. he’s confused but neil says they need to sort out a parking ticket really quick before. they go in and all of a sudden neil and andrew are getting married?!? the poor official is trying to get through the procedure but kevin is squawking like a chicken because what do you mean you’re getting married and im in my jogging sweats

after the ceremony neil and andrew have to listen to him rant for an hour about what is appropriate and what isn’t appropriate to wear to your wedding (neil you’re lucky i didn’t object you were wearing neon orange shorts)

they do go on a run after though and even andrew joins so kevin is satisfied and doesn’t blab. he really doesn’t care enough to, it just means neil’s exy career is even more guaranteed and he will play for the usa team in the olympics (and he wants to see his friends happy wait who said that-)

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なにその目やっぱその目

[tinidor-theodore]

Being trans is part of the spiderverse fan canon event. (stolen off of pinterest, made by @gender-luster :]])

[minyard-05]

i fear i actually need AFTG from the perspective of FBI special agent browning. at the very least i need a scene of him trying to explain to his boss that yes, well-known college athletes neil josten and jean moreau are both involved in the butcher of baltimore case. yes neil josten is the son of nathan wesninski and was there when he died. yes interpol just arrested jean moreau's parents, who had ties to the butcher. no you cannot put either of them into witness protection. they won't go because ball is life.

[riverswaltz]

[queerstudiesnatural]

🕯️ 3rd assassination attempt that actually sticks prayer circle 🕯️

[morganbritton132]

Wrong Number AU where Eddie gets a new number and then starts receiving text messages from the most depressed person still alive.

At first, he ignored them.

It’s pretty obvious that this guy thinks he’s texting a dead friend or dad or someone. Eddie’s not going to take that away from someone clearly grieving, but then the texts get concerning.

He shoots a text back. After the initial ‘WHAT THE FUCK???’ and Eddie explaining the concept of companies reusing phone numbers, they talk. Eddie tells him to text him anytime he’s feeling low.

They talk almost everyday.

Eddie’s mystery texted won’t tell him his real name. He says he likes the anonymity of it and something about the government, but Eddie wishes he’d change his mind.

Sometimes Sad Boy will text him in the middle of a depression spiral and the conversation with tapper off without any good resolution. Eddie spends half the night worried to death only to receive a text the following morning like ‘ALL GOOD. FELL ASLEEP.’

He wants to respect Sad Boy’s wishes but he also wants to find him. And then he does find him, completely on accident.

He is following his newest Hellfire member into a store so he can get money off his brother. Eddie is honestly not paying much attention to who Dustin is talking to, shooting a text off to Sad Boy about strangling the youth.

He hits send and hears a ding immediately.

He looks up to find Steve Harrington pulling his phone out of his pocket. He shoots a text back and Eddie’s phone vibrates a laughing emoji.

Oh no.