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macbethz · 2 months

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look at my vtm character boy

#This post is annoyinggg. if i get sniped by the fbi its on yall #warlock wartalks

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mysharona1987 · 3 months

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So SCOTUS has just given Joe Biden the funniest way to end this election, ever.

#democrats #republicans #politics #News #scotus #maga #supreme court #brett kavanaugh #texas #cia #fbi

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laz-laz-ace-pilot · 1 year

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After watching the Barbie trailer, my parents are arguing over whether, as a previous diplomat, Barbie should have diplomatic immunity in a foreign country (her home country being Barbieland) and thus whether her arrest by LAPD is unlawful.

Neither of my parents are lawyers or have studied international relations, they just got excited by the trailer

#barbie #one thing we have established is that barbie is a threat to capitalism #she has the experience of fifty lifetimes. has lived in a utopia outside of capitalism. and could quickly gather followers #if mattel dont take her out the fbi/ cia will

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dellta-danger · 6 months

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Have you ever broken the law and what is the story behind it? Bonus points for multiple stories

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give-grian-rights · 2 months

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reblog if you are a law-abiding citizen who wishes no ill upon former US presidents 😇

#hello fbi i should not be put on the watchlist im not a danger im just gay and disabled haha. haha #donald trump

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willgrahamscock · 5 months

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I love season 3 Will so much because he knew Hannibal wanted to fuck him so bad and he used that to his advantage except he underestimated how badly he wants Hannibal to fuck him bro almost popped a vein at the mention of another dude’s name, like calm down he ain’t getting any in maximum security prison and also remember how you have a wife and a kid at home?

#he was about to kill in front of the fbi #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #murder husbands

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badolmen · 3 months

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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

#ra speaks #personal #JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians #obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7 #fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background #my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated #by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods #edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.

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shouts-into-the-void · 4 months

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I feel like the aftg fandom has just swung hard from one mischaracterization of Neil to another.

Yes, Neil is not an innocent little soft-boy like a lot of fans made him out to be pre-TSC, but he isn't some cold, calculated badass either.

He took out a hit on Grayson over Thai food. He doodles fox paws in his notebooks and hates vegetables. He insults FBI agents' parking jobs and he spent a bus ride staring over the back of his seat making heart eyes at his boyfriend. He manipulated the agents while eating takeout in the interrogation room. He canonically internally panics and overthinks the entire time he's attempting to manipulate anyone. He uses people's family trauma to manipulate them. He misses his mom.

Neil Abram Josten is a multifaceted character

#he literally offers to delay meeting the FBI because he sees that Jean is having a breakdown #he only took out the hit on Grayson because he saw how scared Jean was!#he is not just some cruel asshole of a guy just because Jean's perspective of him is skewed #thanks for coming to my ted talk #aftg #all for the game #neil josten

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rhae-ali · 8 days

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studentofetherium · 2 years

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hey not sure if i have any Jewish followers from NJ but FYI. this is really concerning

#you know it's bad because I'm sharing an FBI tweet

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fairuzfan · 8 months

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PELOSI SAYS WHAT?????

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/pelosi-urges-fbi-probe-gaza-ceasefire-protests-us-suggests-russia-links-2024-01-28/

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"US Muslim group condemns Pelosi for saying Gaza ceasefire protests have Russia link

By Kanishka Singh, January 28, 2024 3:44 PM EST. Updated 2 min ago

Pelosi made the remarks in a CNN interview after she was asked whether opposition to President Joe Biden's policy in the war in Gaza could hurt the Democrat in November's presidential election.

"For them to call for a ceasefire is Mr. Putin's message, Mr. Putin's message. Make no mistake this is directly connected to what he (Russian President Vladimir Putin) would like to see," Pelosi told CNN.

"I think some of these protesters are spontaneous, and organic, and sincere. Some I think are connected to Russia," she said. "Some financing should be investigated and I want to ask the FBI to investigate that."

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#WHAT THE HELL??????????#DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT IS FOR PALESTINIANS TO BE INVESTIGATED BY THE FBI???????#palestine #gaza

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gigireece16 · 28 days

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happy national dog day to this freak. god bless him