#(They should.) and he’s RIGHTTTTT

[vaperarmand]

he means everything to me

[catilinas]

curse of ‘this would hit better if the reader had 100+ years of earlier history with its parallels and repetitions to draw on’

[muirneach]

omfg i keep complaining about how much i hate my geography class but i kept taking it because i figured since the course was SO easy that id be getting a good grade but inexplicably my teacher is the worlds harshest grader. i just got told i have an 82 which is not bad by any means but i knowwww i should be having a 90 at least. well tbf im hardly giving it my all but still for this level of work… well most ppl i think have a 60-70 so i guess im okay…. anyways i might end up dropping the class after all 🤪

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙written in the stars | DR3˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: daniel ricciardo x fem y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: age gap!!

summary: in which you both meet after break ups and mend each other, or in which the world focuses on the wrong things about your relationship

a/n: kind of an old request i never got round to but i fear i need to break up all the charles reqs with some daniel 🙏 hope u enjoy LOL

request!!!: can i req daniel ricciardo age gap fanfic pls plssss

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[theorphicangel]

if there was one thing you hated, it was your roommate. Sukuna.

ever since you moved in it seemed that your roommate has had a vendetta against you. whether it was setting up the shower's temperature to be freezing cold when it was your turn or eating your leftovers or letting his dishes pile up in the sink or leave his laundry lying around, you knew one thing and one thing only.

you hated him.

so much so that you wouldn't even speak to him. whenever the two of you were in the kitchen for breakfast, the atmosphere would be dead silent. only the clinking of cutlery and the scraping of chairs could be heard, the two of you preferring to mindlessly scroll on social media rather than speak to each other.

you didn't really speak to sukuna unless necessary and it was the same vice versa.

until a random weekend came by and a little visitor came knocking on your door.

knock, knock.

'come in-'

your bedroom door is pushed open but hestantly at first almost as if the person outside is struggling.

expecting to see a figure, you're stunned when no one enters. you were sure to hear a knock and panic surges through your body at the idea of an intruder in your flat.

you're ready to hide until you glance down.

oh.

'sorry i thought this was the bathroom-'

a little boy, no older than what seems to be six years old is at your door. you've never seen him in his life but there's certain hints which help you figure out who he might be known to. that familiar pink hair and chubby cheeks help guide your guess that he's related to your one and only roommate.

'oh...' you lean back and swivel in your chair. you turn away from your open laptop and abandon your university work to give your full attention to the boy.

'sorry' the boy blushes, ready to head out. 'I'll leave-'

'are you sukuna's brother?' you interruption.

the boy shakes his head, his face getting redder by the second. 'he's my uncle.'

you nod silently. righttttt, that should make sense.

an awkward silence filled between the two of you. you're hesitant on what to say as the boy stands nervously in your room.

' he doesn't like you very much' he announces aloud.

you bite back a choke.

'how come?' you bite back any spite in your voice. it's not his fault, i mean, it doesn't take a genius to work out that you're not Sukuna's favourite person.

'my uncle says you stink and don't clean up after yourself.'

'maybe your uncle should have thought twice before putting up an advert for a roommate, he doesn't seem to get along with anyone.'

'he doesn't. he argues with my dad a lot.' the boy agrees.

'i bet.' you reply 'and he is the one that stinks not me. Have you smelt him after he goes to the gym, ugh' you fan a hand from your nose, implying a nasty smell.

Yuji laughs, dimples appearing on each corner of his cheek. It's hard to believe that the two were related. How could anything that shares Sukuna's blood be so sweet and cute.

'yuji!' a voice calls out. a voice you are all too familiar with.

ah, so that was his name.

'what did I tell you about going into other people's rooms without ask-' sukuna's voice comes to a halt once he realises you're also present.

'oh. you're home.'

'i am.'

Sukuna clears his throat at the low tone you address towards him. he introduces the little boy. 'this is yuji, my nephew.'

'nice to meet you, yuji' you smile. the boy smiles back with a light blush coming across his cheeks adding a shy wave.

soon enough an awkward silence appears between the three of you. sukuna and yuji stood awkwardly. it's not long before yuji decides to break the silence.

'wanna play uno with me?'

you and sukuna answer at the same time.

'no she doesn't'

'of course.'

Sukuna scowls, 'I'm making dinner for you, you brat so you can't play.'

'we can play whilst you cook for us.' you chime in.

Sukuna throws a glare straight at you. now you've gotten yuji's hopes up as his face lights up with excitement. 'us? there is no us? you little-'

'let's go Yuji,' you outstretch your hand as you stand. 'we can't let uncle sukuna play because he cheats and hides the cards in his bum'

'I do no-'

'do too!' you exclaim as yuji giggles loudly. you wink as you walk past grabbing Yuji's little hand.

you - 1

sukuna - nil

[kangmoon27]

TERRITORIAL | Jungkook oneshot

Pairing: yandere Jungkook x Yandere Yn

Summary: you're just a high schooler who fell in love with a gangster like him. Is it wrong? Is it wrong to be territorial just to make sure you will be able to keep him all for yourself?.

You're just a high school girl who fell in love with a gangster. Is it wrong to fall in love? Maybe it's not but it's wrong to give your whole self to someone who isn't serious about you but even if that's the case you don't care, all you want is him.

You don't care if people will call you dump, stupid, crazy, you don't can't at all as long as he's all yours then you will be in peace.

It's already 6:00 pm, usually high school students should be home by now but you aren't. You're standing Infront of a abandoned building while you're playing with your skirt wait for the door to open.

Biting your lips while looking down on your feet when the door unlocked revealing one of your man's friend Mingyu. He couldn't help but to chuckles when he saw you. It's not a surprise anymore seeing you here since you're always here mostly everyday.

He then shouted while you're staring at him. "Kook drop that chick your high schooler is here!!" As soon as he said that you hear laughter coming from the inside of the abandoned building that they called their home.

Mingyu open the door for you. You walked him while playing with your fingers. And at last, you finally saw him after a long day. Here right there sitting on the couch looking so hot with his sleeveless shirt exposing his tattoos and his huge arm muscle.

But there a girl sitting on his lap. More like a hot woman. She's only waring a short, very very short denim short while topped with a red b'a that is only each to cover her cherries.

She's sitting so comfortable on your man's lap and you hate it, who wouldn't right. As soon as Jungkook saw you he just rolled his eyes and slowly pushed the chick while he dropped his cigarettes and step it on his black huge leather boots.

He stood up while he started making his way to the bedroom. You understood the assignment so you just followed him and went inside the seede bedroom while he looks at his friends and nod making his friends shock their hair, he then closed the door behind him and faced you.

Making his way towards you. Jungkook unbuttoned your shirt while looking like he's in hurry. "I-I, can you take it slow" you asked but looks like he didn't heard you cause as soon as your shirt is already laying on the ground he pushed you making you lay down on the bed while kissing your neck.

He unbuttoned his pants and pulled out his man. Giving it a several pump before he pulled yourself pa'tie down and inside his c'ck. A deep gulp left your mouth after feeling him filling you up.

Within a second he started thr'sting hard on you. Your nails is digging his back. Your moan is being held back because of the pleasure. It painful because he's not even letting you adjust but this is the pain that you wanted to have all your life time.

He held your hips, gripping it tightly as he move it up and down making you scream in pain. He's hitting your spot so hard that it could even leave you bleeding after. Soon you felt him getting bigger making you clench around him till he released his hot c'm all over you. He look at your puffy p'ssy and tap it will his tip before he completely moved away from you.

You look at him dressing himself up while you're still laying on the bed trying to catch your breath. "Are you guys going somewhere? Looks like you're in hurry." You asked.

He turn his head to your direction where he just chuckles and as soon as he finished wearing his clothes he knee down Infront of you and kiss your forehead.

"No darling, I'm not going anywhere but you are." His words leaving you confused.

"Me? No I can stay here for tonight.  My parents won't be home for the next two weeks remember? I already told you about it.

"Righttttt exactly. But you know what our age different is really really far and it won't work. You know who you are to me right. A beautiful toy that I always play with but you didn't really thought that I'll be your man or you will be my woman right. You saw that girl earlier? That's what I wanted, not a high schooler like you. So I guess that's it, you can now go."

You couldn't move, it's too painful, you're not the woman that he likes, he only played you and yours surly aware of that cause you could maybe there's a chance for both of you but you're wrong, so so wrong.

You don't wanna lose him, never in your life though of losing him but now it's happening. You dropped your knees on the ground while your eyes begging to filled with your tears, "k-kook please don't, you know that I love you right, it's okay if you wanted to touch them but please don't leave me, you know how much I love you please don't."

You don't care if kneeling for stupid unworthy person made you lost your dignity to yourself. You just don't care anymore all you want is to still be able to call him yours even if he'll fck someone else, even if he touches them as long as you knew he still belongs to you, you're already fine with it but it's not that easy because he doesn't want you anymore, not anymore, he got tired of having the taste of your b'dy everyday.

"Just wear your clothes and leave baby, okay" he open the door and left, he left you crying on the ground all alone.

It's already 3am but you're still crying, it's too painful for you cause even if you gave him all yourself he still couldn't choose you. He still couldn't love you back and you hate it. You hate it that you love him so much that you didn't care about anything anymore. Without having him, it could be the death of you. Your life with be over without him.

While you're crying on your bed you heard whispering coming from the hallway of your bedroom. Without thinking twice you open your bedroom room and saw him. It's Jungkook but here wearing a mask and a hat together with his friends.

He pushed you inside and closed the door. You're so confused about what's happening but at the same time you're so happy to see him here.

"W-what are you doing here kook?"

"I just suddenly missed you."

"But you said-"

"Forget what i said Yn, I missed you and I love you okay."

He slowly pulled your shirt up and unclipped your b'a. His warm mouth took your nipple and started s'cking it, having his warm mouth s'cking you while his finger is playing with your c'nt, you couldn't help but to mo'n.

Jungkook placed the t'p of his leaking c'ck against your entrance before pushing in slowly, you gasped at the feeling him fill you up as he got deeper and deeper until you sat nicely on his lap.

One hand still on your hips the other carded through your hair as tongues tangled together in sloppy k'sses.

A gasp left Jungkook's lips as he felt you raise your hips only to slam back down onto him A breathless "fcking good" leaving his lips.

Starting slow you started to gain momentum bouncing up and down on his throbbing c'ck. Pulling away from the kissing to sit up you moaned as your body jerked up and down tits bouncing with every thrust.

The sound of skin slapping against skin echoed with both of your labored breathes, you could feel the tip of Jungkook's cck hitting in all the right spots.

You let out a strangled mo'n as your walls clenched around his cck, Jungkook thr'sted up once more before keeping his cck buried inside  you.

Soon you fell asleep while laying on top of him, your head is laying on his chest.

You woke up the next day alone. Your parents is there when you walk out of your room while police is always surrounded your house. You're so confused about what's happening and that's when realization hits you.

He didn't come to your house last night cause he misses you. He came to your house to steal. How can you be so stupid. You head feels so heavy that. You run to you room and locked the door.

Your such a disgrace to your family.

There you are looking at him away who's currently outside your school while taking to a chick. You don't know why but even after what he did to you and to your family you just couldn't hate him.

But at least you're trying to keep your distance from him. You sigh and went inside the campus again and went to the library k'lls some time while he's still outside.

You're reading book and studying for the past 2 hours and after that you went out hoping he's already gone. You walked outside the campus and started walking to your favorite cafe that is just near by but before you can even get away from your school a beep coming from a motorcycle stopped you from walking.

A big bike stoped Infront of you. He removed his helmet and smiled at you. If you're not only thinking about your parents anymore, you will surely gonna knee down Infront of him right not but not this time.

Not after what he did to you.  You tried to walk passed at him but he's fast enough to grab your wrist and pulled you close to him.

"Let me go. I'm going home."

"Wow, since when did you learn to reject me love?."

"Maybe after what you did that night."

He then started laughing. You look at him in confused, tears begin to filled your eyes while he caresses your cheek and pulled you even more closer.

"Oh come on my love, I pretty sure it's nothing compared to your richness, everything we stoled is just a piece of trash for your rich ass right."

He continue laughing making you lose your patience. You pulled your hand and started walking away from him but seems like he didn't like it. He went down to his big bike and started pulling your hand.

"Put your helmet on now."

His tone of voice changers, it's more deep and it sounded like he's mad or something, at some point it actually kinda made you scared but there's no space for that in you right now.

"Why can't you just leave me alone!! You already said it right. You don't like me, I'm just a high schooler and you don't like me!! You like a chick right and I'm not like that!!"

"A high schooler? Well looks like I was wrong, you're deeper than that. You're being so territorial to me love. I know what you did to that girl. You ended her right? You k'lled her right. You're literally being so territorial over me and I get it, you wanted me to yours right" he pulled you up close as he whispered to your ears "you wanted to own me right, then I'm all yours now."

You gulped, how did he find out, no one should fine out cause it's a mistake, you only wanted to warm her to never steal your man, it was never your intention to end her!! You couldn't even admit it to yourself that you did that so how did he find out!!.

"S-stop with your jokes, it's not funny leave me alone!!."

You started walking about from him when you suddenly heard the voices saying "leave him alone he's all mineee all mine!!"

You heard you voice shouting those words. You turned around and saw him holding his phone while playing the video of you k'lling the girl who's sitting on his lap that night.

Running towards him, you tried your best to grab his phone but he's fast enough to hide it inside his jacket.

"Delete that!! I didn't meant to do it!! I just love you so much okay!! I love you is it wrong?!".

He hugged you tight while trying to make you calm down. "It's not wrong love. I know you did that cause you love me and I'm so amazed by you love. You're amazing."

"I-I'm just trying to protect my property" you said.

"I know my lady, and you just did the right thing." Jungkook kissed your forehead before pulling you in his embrace.

[moonshynecybin]

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okay damn!! short fic (1kish) for forced coming out au set near the end of the story when vale has realized some THINGS ! (not everything. especially about marc's feelings for him...) and they ARE fucking again... which of course is righttttt when hondayamaha PR are like. okay you two can break up now ! and vale's like yall mind if i fall on this sword real quick. would that be fun.

“So, we think that at the end of the season you two should be in the clear to go your separate ways, we’ve built out a separation schedule for you both to use, and emailed it to you and Marc as well. As long as you keep it relatively civil after that, we think we can call the last year a success.”

“This is—“ Vale flips the page back over, finished with it. He looks back at the bland smile of the PR person. She's very nice.

He hates her.

But he knew what this was, going in. It shouldn’t surprise him when he’s reminded of what it’s not.

He gestures at the folder in front of him, smile still easy on his face, his pulse rabbiting anxiously in his throat. He asks for clarification. Finds he needs it, badly.

“This is permission to stop? To break up?”

“Yes!” She says cheerfully, like it’s exciting, and Vale knew that was probably going to be her answer, but he still feels like he’s been cut off at the knees, cold water trickling it’s way down his spine. He digs his nails into one of his palms, making sure his expression doesn’t change.

She keeps speaking.

“You two have done an incredible job, and we got together with the PR team at Honda,” She gestures at Marc, somewhere to the left of Vale’s elbow. “And they agree. After the season ends you can start to move apart. You can put it all behind you.”

Like it never happened, Vale hears, and he twitches.

He should have expected this, but he didn’t. He thought that it would be up to Marc and him, when they wanted to call things off. That they could keep up this equilibrium that had the two of them balancing on an edge as sharp as a razor. Push and pull, living in anticipation of a deadline that some part of him thought would never come.

Like it never happened.

What was his relationship with Marc before all this? He knows it well enough, created most of it. The shape that it took, those last few months of the season. All the resentment. What he did to it. The way Marc had folded in on himself for weeks.

He’s only started to act like himself again recently, open and happy with the press, with Vale.

What would it look like, returning to what it was? What would it feel like, to pretend it never happened?

He scratches at the side of his face. He wants to vomit. He doesn't. He shifts a little, glances over at Marc beside him for the first time since the beginning of the conversation. He needs more information on how to react, which way to spin this, where Marc might be, when he thinks about a life without Vale.

And Marc isn’t necessarily hard to read, at this point, though there are nuances that he can— and has—missed. Álex, for instance, always seems to know, seems to have a handle on the degrees of Marc’s smile, the tone of his laugh, when he’s upset or not. But Vale is a more recent student. Has only found it necessary to apply himself this last year or so, obsessing over the angle of his eyebrows and the lines around his mouth, the way he forms his words. The timbre of his voice. Anything to perform better, to gauge how he’s feeling, to perfect the picture, find out what Vale can do for him. A catalog of Marc. 

And right now— Marc’s back is ramrod straight, unnaturally so. He is fidgeting with his hands.

No part of him is touching Vale.

Vale’s stomach bottoms out, he flicks his eyes back to the page in front of him. Thinks. Reviews.

His face, just now. The slight pinch of his posture. The inches between their bodies.

Vale had pressed his knee against him earlier. He must have moved away, sometime in the course of the conversation.

Vale glances back.

Marc looks serious, like he’s staring down the beginning of a race. His face is calm, remote, and the PR lady doesn’t seem to notice, but Vale sees the cracks show through. A stark contrast to the way he was last week, sprawled out in the sheets of Vale’s bed, loose and relaxed, the sun playing on the muscles of his back. Vale had licked a hot stripe up his spine, and Marc had shivered, ticklish. When Vale had placed a hand against the spaces of his ribs, he had laughed, and Vale could feel it against his hand. Had pressed his nose to the warmth of Marc’s skin, breathing deep. Had almost let himself think it was something he could keep.

But here and now, there’s none of that, erased in the gray light of the conference room. Marc’s shoulders have inched their way up around his ears, and he’s jittery, frenetic, picking at his cuticles. His jaw jumps when Vale speaks, brittle, like he’s bracing for something. A hit, maybe. A crash. Marc hasn’t looked this way in months. Since— Probably since Sepang, last year. Maybe Qatar, this season, before that first press conference. Staring down the field of cameras ahead of him.

A thought occurs to Vale, sudden and sickening.

He must be nervous about the breakup. Worried about the media backlash. Vale’s fans. About what people will do to them if they decide Vale hates him again. About going back to that.

Vale thumbs at the paper edge of timeline, stares at the logical sequence of steps. Plan for the Dissolution of Relationship, he reads in clinical font. Calculated to let them both get out of this with minimal damage, please the advertisers. An amicable break up. Mutual, they’ll call it.

But Vale was listening earlier, and he knows it’s not good enough— doesn’t do enough to ease the way. It'll just set them back where they were in the off-season, when Marc was losing sponsors and everyone knew that a photo of him on his knees might be enough to keep him off the bike for good. All because of Vale. And he can’t— that’s not an option.

“What if I'm seen out with someone else, at a bar or a club?” He says, and the eyebrow of the PR lady shoots up. “Would that make it cleaner for us?”

She tilts her head, considering it. Infuriatingly placid. Vale wants to scream.

“Well, you would certainly be in the tabloids again for a few days, and you’d have to be careful not to be too public about it, but–” She ends it by giving him a knowing glance that makes him feel like live ants are crawling under his skin. He doesn’t want to be seen with anyone else. He wants— “That would send a message! If you think it would make things simpler and faster, we won’t stop you if you want to do it.”

“Two weeks you said?” Vale interrupts, before she can open up the conversation any more. He needs to know how long he has left, how long Marc will— how long before he has to see Marc with anyone else. How long he can expect to be able to roll over in the middle of the night and watch him breathe. Count his lashes until he falls back to sleep.

And two weeks is—that’s. That's no time at all. That's a blink, a heartbeat. And Marc will be able to leave, like he wanted to at the beginning, and it’ll go back to how it was. In the off-season, when they weren’t talking.

The world feels distant and immediate all at once, and Vale can see the future stretch out ahead of him—polite smiles on podiums. Spraying champagne anywhere but at each other. Bland platitudes about respect in press conferences. Pretending that he hasn’t seen the freckles on Marc’s back play against his eyelids every time he's closed his eyes since Phillip Island last year 

“Two weeks, yes, and then you two can go your separate ways.” She says, and Marc shifts beside him. He hasn’t pulled further away, hasn’t put any more space between the two of them, but he’s being very quiet. Deliberately so. Cards close to his chest, clamming up like he does, like he did when Vale confronted him after Sepang. When he told him he’d only be remembered for that. They’ve both made sure that’s not the case, now.

Vale leans back in his chair and lets their arms brush, trying to get a read on him, do something— and Marc’s drawn like a bowstring, the muscle of his bicep so taught against Vale’s it feels inorganic—steel or brick. Something hard and immovable. Vale doesn’t look at him, doesn’t want to see his face. That would feel like open heart surgery.

Marc will be okay without him. He was always going to go, competition was always going to find a way between them. But he’s just like Vale, was born to ride a bike, and Vale can’t—won’t— let himself be the reason Marc is getting torn apart by the press again. Won’t let himself be the reason Marc can’t be in the paddock. Can’t be on the track, getting in Vale’s way.

He can’t be the reason this is all Marc gets remembered for.

He takes a deep breath.

“I can find someone by then.” He says.

And he feels Marc shift, and pull away from him completely.

[kichona-s]

LMAO okay but you're absolutely righttttt George in the Racing Miku outfit would be unhinged. Like, the man already radiates ✨ tall, elegant, and just slightly ridiculous ✨ energy, so throw him in that outfit DEVASTATING. I Imagine Lewis just standing there, fully malfunctioning, trying to maintain composure but it's gone. He is like “Nope, Nope. This is it. This is how I die"

And Maybe George catches on to the effect it's having and decides to lean into it just a little. A subtle twirl here, an innocent stretch there, acting completely oblivious but fully aware. Meanwhile, Lewis is suffering. Every time George adjusts a ribbon or smooths the fabric over his (ridiculously long) legs, Lewis is fighting the urge to either leave the room or do something completely unhinged (fuck him right there).

And then George, all causal, throws in a little “Does this look right to you,Lewis?” Just Lewis completely loses it

you basically wrote exactly what was happening in my head. like exactly. bro if you write fic you should fucking do this because the mental image you created was strong enough to give me a half boner in spirit and in truth

imagine theres a miku x f1 collab (i wish.. make the drivers cosplay 2025) and they pick george to be in the miku fit to promo it because lets be so real, out of everyone on the grid i think he has one of the best builds for it (ergo tall and lean and not afraid of showing off the top part of his body via skintight suit)

also george definitely uses that huge ass flag to full effect to tease lewis,,, the sexiest thing is revealing just a bit but not all after all! using it to shield himself give lewis lil glimpses before he bends down and BAM ass OUT legs STRETCHED lewis and mini lewis stand NO CHANCE (they fuck in lewis' drivers room. toto gets scarred for life)

rip to the miku suit that probably costs USD60. irreversibly stained.

[riacte]

my favourite recurrent gag from the mcc reddit is people complaining about participants shitting on the reddit and wanting to prove it wrong. Like hum, i wonder why. I wonder why so many participant want to do good after seeing people slander their skills. Seeing the reddit dislike jojo bc she rightfully often complains about them feels so surreal? And there are so many participants whose teams are ALWAYS predicted in the second half of the board no matter how they do or their actual level while others are so praised by literally existing (and there s totally a mysoginy/popularirty correlation there ehem opps who said that). Whatever, we should have a Jojo, Kara, False, Bek team next mcc and see them fucking win, it would be funny. Pretty please. Or another non-english team win, mcc 31 was glorious after seeing people slander the spanish community and jojo s leadership skills.

RIGHTTTTT. So correct with the misogyny / popularity thing although tbh they do shit on everyone. Even their golden boys. Which is baffling like not even the highly skilled white men are exempt?? Lmfao.

So Impulse tweeted about a Reddit comment that was like "I think teams should close their eyes when it comes to Pink in BB" and he was like "I love the MCC Reddit". And someone was like "finally someone who likes us instead of going 'oooh we have to prove evil Reddit wrong'."

Well maybe it's because... the comment re: Pink was funny? Playful? Not critical or derogatory of anyone? I will admit Reddit is unfairly seen as a bit of a strawman at times, but in a stressful environment, you just kind of react that way? Maybe look into the mirror sometimes. Also, proving someone wrong just feels good.

MCC Reddit is fascinating because it shits on everyone. It shits on players I like, it shits on players I dislike to the point I feel bad for the players? It's dismissive of important issues that me and my circle take note of. It focuses on issues that me and my circle do not really care. I don't want to study them like a petri dish. They're doing something in their own ecosystem but it's long been affecting the players. Like [RD voice] the spores!

Smiles wide. And if I say Noxcrew is trying to make things less competitive as a direct response to the atmosphere mostly brewed up by Reddit.

[starheirxero]

See, I genuinely thought, Solar's death broke me-

NOPE, IT WAS EARTH AND LUNAR'S REACTION, BECAUSE BY GOD, THIS AMOUNT OF EMOTIONS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ILLEGAL- MY POOR HEART-

Earth's everything broke me! Kat did such an outstanding job!! Earth finally cracked under the pressure… She's been trying so hard to keep it all in, to solve it herself quietly, and now her entire world is shattered, because her best friend is dead, and she may never see him again! This was a full on mental breakdown, and I swear, I was crying till my hands were shaking- The way her voice cracked, and got louder and louder, yet she still felt the need to apologize for not holding it together, as if she wasn't in the right to mourn, to grieve, as if she didn't just lose her brother. Because that's what he always was, even, if he didn't see himself that way! He was their big brother, and their anchor! He just never took the title, because he was afraid to intrude, to hope too much, because he didn't see himself as worth it! Not to forget her fear, that if he were to come back, he might end up like Moon, without memory…

Before that, I almost broke when Lunar fell to their knees- They can't even process it! Both of their siblings were crying, but even when their voice broke, they didn't. Instead, they've been pushed back into the numbness they came back in, trying their best to help out, but not being sure how- Their robotic brain is trying so hard to keep them stable, turning off their feelings by doing so, because the moment they come back, all hell will break loose-

Monty's scene also broke me for some reason- Their immediate reaction to seeing Earth cry, and trying to calm her down- I loved his insistence when it came to Lunar as well, because she likely knows what's going on in their head! They heared them say "I'm okay", and instantly replied with "nope, you are coming with us!"

God, even Sun and Moon… Sun sounds so tired, there's so much grieve in his voice! He's trying so hard to be of help, but he can't, not as long as the wounds are fresh... And Moon, Oh dear- The fact, that he barely even reacted to Eclipse! He sounded so damn exhausted, and so done, telling Eclipse that he can't stop him… Before also admitting, that he saw Solar as a brother, but never said anything for Solar's comfort!

Solar truly thought he was replaceable, thought he wasn't worth what he was worth. Yet so many people cared for him, loved him, and are trying so hard to hold out to hope to get him back! If only he could see it…

-Stardust

RIGHTTTTT??!?!?!!!!??!!!!!???????? HEAD IN HANDS EARTH'S GRIEF ACTUALLY MADE MY CHEST TIGHT I WAS SO FUCKED UP ABOUT IT. THIS IS HER FIRST PROPER LOSS. SHE HAD PLANS WITH HIM. SHE'D JUST BEEN TALKING TO HIM. HE WAS JUST THERE FOR HER!!!! 😭😭😭

AND GHOD YEA. SUN HAVING TROUBLE EVEN SAYING IT AND LUNAR SHUTTING DOWN AND MONTY DOING HIS BEST TO HELP EM AND MOON JUST BEING SO WHOLLY DRAINED. Everyone is going through it and its KILLING MEEEE 😭

AND WITH HOW SOLAR THOUGHT OF HIMSELF IN THE FAMILY DON'T EVEN WITH ME I WILL START BAWLING I'M SO FUCKED UP THAT HE NEVER GOT TO KNOW THE FULL EXTENT OF HOW MUCH HE WAS LOVED. STARTS PUNCHING AIR

[manwiththemagic]

spn s1 ep2 "wendigo"

THATS RIGHTTTTT!! more notes for my lil rewatch thingy.. man I love this show 😭

i love the grimey lighting!! Like slay I can't see shit!!

You can almost always tell how lore based an episode will be based on what it starts with.. like it's starting with random men in woods + death so filler! A monster of the week kinda thing!!

Which also makes me wonder why when Sam and Dean were kids John would be on a hunt for weekssss. Like it can take Sam and Dean a couple of days man??

Why are these kids camping if they're just gonna be on their phones?? Most boomer writing ever. WHICH REMINDS ME DEAN IS GEN X BRO.. and jack is gen alpha😨

bro these guys are DUMB. *Friend screaming in woods* *mild concern*"uhhh brad? What's going on?" IDK A BEAR ATTACK?? GET UP FREAK.

a poca shell necklace?? makes sense. I'm glad these MFS are dying and being kidnapped.

ALSOOO wendigo?? Hannibal reference?? Jkjkjk... UNLESS? no jk..

dangit moving into emotional territory. GAHHHHH JESS ☹️. she deserved better tbh.

“i should have protected you.. should have told you the Truth..” BABY NOOOO!! you couldn't have known :(((

Oh shit it was a nightmare. Forgot he had those. Tbh Sam's visions were one of my favorite plots in the entire show!! up there with demon blood, creepifer, godstiel, hallucinations, and everything to do with Jack kline.

“another nightmare?” DAD DEAN WINCHESTER I TELL YA!!

“you want to drive for a bit?” he doesn't know how to help Sam so he's like "well driving my car makes ME happy sooooo—" and honestly? Good effort pal

“im fine” ARE YOU SAM? ARE YOU.

why are they acting like John will know what killed Jessica?? He doesn't know what killed Mary dude 💀 AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE'S MISSING. (it's because he's on the demons trail but still..)

"so black water ridge is ther—" “dude check out the size of this freaking bear!!” HELPPPP!! Dean stay on track man— HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG BEAR. NEVERRRRMINDDD.

sams side eyes LMAOOO. "Why is he talking about this bear??"

Ranger guy really just handed out private info to these random guys because they said they were some girls friends..

“why do we even need to talk to this girl???” Sam chill out 😭

“so maybe we can know what we're walking into before we walk into it???” LMAOOOO YOU TELL EM DEAN!!

Sam has had a complete character swap and I love it. He just wants to find John, and kill whatever killed Jess. And Dean is slightly tweaking bc Sam is acting SOOOO careless 😭

“since when are you all 'shoot first, ask questions later'??” “since now.” DEAN DON'T SMILE AT THAT. SAM IS NOT ACTING HEALTHY.. just because you act like that doesn't mean Sam should too lil bro 😭

WAIT HOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!!!!! ON THE FAKE ID DEAN SHOWS THE GIRL IT SAYS SAMUEL COLT!! LIKE THE LEGEND. THE MAKER OF THEEE COLT GUN. THE MAKER OF THE TRAP TO THE GATE OF HELL IN S2/3 GAVNS HOKY SHITTTT!! REFERENCE!!

why is it that whenever Dean is about to 'hit it' or yk pull a women he looks at Sam with a smug smile. Like.. "look Sammy. She thinks I'm cool. Yeaaaaa women love me im SOOOOO awesome! 😼" If you were so cool you wouldn't be desperate for your little brothers validation.

codependent siblings meet codependent siblings.

“our parents are gone. It's just me two brothers and me, we keep pretty close tabs on each other..” Literally kid Sam and Dean core.

So this girl is all like "yea guess I'll see you out in the woods then. I'm gonna find em. I have too" and deans all like "I know how you feel.." DO YOU? who actually cares about John bro..

Nerd Sam finds shadows on bad video. Dean is wayyy to proud of him dude😭 it's honestly kinda sweet.

STOP HARASSING SAD OLD PEOPLE 😭😭 last episode with the guy with a dead wife and kids, this episode with a guy who saw his parents murdered and got mauled by a "grizzly bear" LIKE LEAVE THEM ALONE BRO😭😭

holy shit that scar is so bad. I'd cry.

“its corporal..” "stfu nerd what does that even mean??" "Its—" "blah blah, which means we can kill it! It's corporal." HE JUST SAID THAT DEAN..

sams kinda right.. it's dangerous for this girl to go with you, but deans also right.. she's gonna go no matter what.

LMAO COOL IT ON THE SASS SAM. “finding dad's not enough?? Now we gotta babysit too??” HELPPPP

Dean why are you looking so OKSY WITH THIS. Sam is clearly not right in the head bro😭 all he's thinking is "Sam's acting all tough like me 😼 kinda being a dick but we don't know these people so idrc"

“and your hiking in biker boots and jeans?” “well honey I don't do shorts 😒💅” HES SO ICONIC!!

this Roy guy is dumb. Like they're (in your perspective) rangers, they know what they're doing chill out. Obviously they know how dangerous the woods are??

and another one bites the dust.. RIP RANDOOOOO

dean finally met his snarky match.. “say uhh.. those critters ever hunt you back?” *gets yanked still.* “whatcha doing Roy?” *Roy picks up stick and disables bear trap.* “watch your step ‘ranger’”

OH MY GOD THE BROWN JACKET!! I miss the old wardrobe sm. Sam reminds me of a deer, no wonder Crowley calls him moose.

“your not rangers. Who the hell are you?” SHE CLOCKED THEMMM!! they've gotten caught twice in 2 episodes. C'mon guys. Your 2-0. losing. Or is it 0-2? Idk sports reference.

HOWEVER DON'T HATE THE DUFFLE BAG LADY. that stays for all 15 seasons. I think 😡

“besides it's probably the most honest I've ever been with a woman. ever..” HELP?? NOT A FLEX DUDE. you cannot convince me pre-series Dean had game. no way.

“what do you mean I didn't pack provisions?” THEN HE PULLS OUT A GIANT BAG OF M&M'S. ARE YOU FR??? HELSPSBSB

they are at the cords and... NOTHING. however there's no crickets so duh, obviously preds are around. Like animals not pedos. I CAN'T SPELL FAUCK

“you shouldnt go off by yourself..” “thats sweet. :)” ROY I LOVE YOU OLD MAN.

Also Ben (the kiddish brother of the girl) is listening to music in his earbuds the whole way and honestly? That's so real of him.

I love how Sam just follows dean around, ducking over his shoulder. It's kinda cute. I LOVE MY SONSS

I really don't remember much about the random man screaming but... yep they got their packs stolen. Tsk tsk tsk.

It's so obviously NOT A BEAR. bears don't commit kidnappings believe it or not!!

“so much for my gps and satellite phone :((” oh 2005, how I miss you.(I wasn't alive)

I really do like the old phones though tbh. No texting. (Even if there was, Dean probably couldn't figure it out back then)

“it wants to cut us off so we can't call for help..” “it? You mean someone. Some NUTJOB.” no Sam knows what he said Roy.

Sam dragging Dean away to speak in private omg. Dude I know these MFS are brothers, but they sneak around so much they act like a closeted gay couple. People on the road def thought that— HELL the entire bugs episode exists?? All the real estate agents were like "we sell to ALL types of people." And the second time they got hinted at being gay, Dean gave up and called Sam honey 💀💀

Finally they know what it is, even if Dean doesn't believe smarty pants sam.

sams right. These strangers?? Gotta go!!

“im trying to protect you.” “trying to protect me? I was hunting these woods when your mommy was still kissing you goodnight!” jokes on you HE DOESN'T HAVE A MOMMY!! hah! Take that!!

finally Dean talking to Sam. “no your not fine. I'm supposed to be the belligerent one, remember?” FINALLY.

“dads not here. Why are we still here?” valid point Sam! “this is why. (*Pulls out journal*)" NOOOOOOUHHHH. They treat it like it's the Bible. ITS NOT. “maybe dad wants us to take over where he left off. Saving people., hunting things. The family business.” dude. Sam is grieving over Jessica. Just let him grieve, kill the thing, and go back to law school 😭

“why doesn't dad just talk to us?” FR. I hate john.

Deans following orders, and Sam just wants to finish everything. It's kinda crazy how alike Sam and John are, but in different ways?? Idk.

Dean trying to comfort Sam but saying shit that doesn't help part 1!!

roy got nabbed. DUMBAHH

don't make Dean go into his backstory girl.. I know he looks like a pretty princess in leather but..

oh shit this IS an old show. They said 'Indian'. Which reminds me of in the bunker when Sam corrects Dean and says 'native American'. Idk if it's just because I was raised with hearing native American but calling them Indians is stupid. Like there can't be two?? And they just straight up AREN'T INDIAN?? but WTV..

ahhh yesssssssaaaa!! The cannibal lore of wendigos! reminds me of a certain gay phycologist? or uh.. wait what does he do.??? Physiatrist? WAIT—

okayyyy soooo fire? Cause wtfdym guns are useless?? damn when ARE guns useful.

why is Sam so smart. "Dawg the tracks? To obvious and clear it wants us to—"

HOLY SHIT ROY. we found him—yay???...

RUN BITCH RUNNNNNUUUUH

welp they lost Dean and Hailey.

No way the stupid product placement was actually important. Good job music kid!!

Also not part of the show but I found a pimple on my arm and YIKES the amount of puss— uh anyways..

*WARNING DO NOT ENTER* OMG let's go in here!!

like..

I mean yes they are probably in there but jesus.

okay now the boring plot.. blah blah save people, blah blah bad 2000's effects, blah blah.

Honestly the monster aspect of the monster show was kinda lacking in the first few episodes for me. I lLOVEEEE the monster stuff normally, don't get me wrong, but idk the action isn't peak rn, and we barely get to see the monster. :9

and Sam gets to drive baby!!! YIPPEE!!

[osarina]

I remember one ask you answered and said you’d be really happy to receive incorrect quotes like a really long time ago…..so i have some inspired by class of 09 clips that have been floating around and ones I’ve seen around the internet 🎉 (starting with our favorite teen trio‼️)

Dazai: Really Chuuya, you should work on that foul language of yours, it’s why girls are scared of you.

Chuuya: Work on getting a fucking therapist and maybe Reader would actually date you, holy shit.

Dazai: 😦

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Reader: Sooo…what’s up with the text you sent me last night?

Dazai: Oh, that was autocorrect.

Reader: Autocorrect wrote “You're so hot, please step on me”?

Dazai:

Dazai: Yes.

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Dazai: Now hold on, what’s another personality i could pull off to impress reader?

Chuuya: Quite a few……😒

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Dazai: So…i think i might be seeing reader in a romantic way, a way i have never seen anyone before and i feel weird and uncomfortably out of control of my own emotions.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: I said “how many people are we catching for boss” and you just replied with that.

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Dazai: Do you wanna be a freaky sexed up couple?

Reader: No????

Dazai: Why not? ☹️

Reader: Cause you would do all the freaky shit.

Dazai: Oh like what?

Reader: Just weird shit? you’d like- put a cigarette out on my neck and lick the burn mark.

Dazai:

Dazai: ……so you wanna try it?

Reader: NO.

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Mori: is there….something between the two of you that you may not realize..?

Dazai: what does any of that even mean?

Reader: he’s asking if we’re dating Dazai. 😐

IFHASUIFHSAUIFUHDSA STOPPPP IM CRYING THIS IS SO THEM. THE FIRST DAZAI AND CHUUYA ONE HAS ME DEAD LMFAO AND THE SECOND ONE GOODBYE HE'S SO EMBARRASSING I HATE HIM. THE FREAKY SEXED UP COUPLE ONE LOLLL I HEARD THAT AUDIO ON TIKTOK AND THOUGHT OF THEM RIGHTTTTT AWAY YOU'RE SO IN MY HEAD PLS IM GIGGLING SO HARD YOU MADE MY DAY

[beansnsoup]

YOOOOOO LUIGI 👀

Why’d they make him fine as fuck like goddamn!

N E WAYS

Could I have Luigi with a girlfriend (or partner) who tried a power up and ends up being allergic to it? Like she passes out for half an hour then wakes up and is rlly drowsy?

RIGHTTTTT LIKE HE HAD NO RIGHT TO BE THAT FIONEEEE

☆

Mushroom Season

Summary: Not everyone knows they're allergic to something, most of the time the don't know until they try it.

Relationship: Romantic

Warnings: Gn reader, fluff, passing out, allergic reaction

You had to attend your weekly training, and Luigi thought he'd tag along. You were finally going to start using power-ups today.

You expected today to be as every other day was. You were excited that your boyfriend was coming with you and that you finally got to train with power-ups.

You guide Luigi to the small arena Peach has since she's out today on business, and she has a good supply on power ups.

"Mmm, hand me that one." You say pointing at the red mushroom, Luigi grabs it and hands it to you while he's still searching for the best fit.

You never really liked mushrooms. They always smelled funny, so you just never ate them. That being said, you just take a grown-up step and put it into your mouth, and it was gross.

You sighed out, waiting for it to kick in when suddenly your face felt hot,

"Luigi?"

"Hmm?"

You became lightheaded and passed out before you could say anything else. This sent Luigi in the most worried panic of his life.

He threw your arm over his shoulder and dragged you to the castles infirmary. He set you down on a bed, scanning around for anything that could help.

Luigi really doesn't know what he's looking for. The guards are out with the princess, which he personally finds very unsafe for the kingdom.

He watches the clock tick by. There are no guides or labels about what he should be using. He goes Cabinet to the cabinet, trying to find a familiar dosage.

Once he finally locates it, he takes it out of the cabinet and then grabs a tiny medicine cup. He steadily tries to pour it into your mouth without spilling it all over you.

He looks up at the clock. It's been almost an hour. Luigi sighs, propping his head up on his hand. He's sitting at the edge of your bed, hoping that whatever he did was the right thing to do.

You slowly opened your eyes, you felt the room around spinning, and you really wanted to throw up.

"Oh my God, Y/n, you're okay."

You're still feeling dizzy, trying to figure out which Luigi you're looking at is talking to you, "What happened?"

"I think you may be a tad allergic to mushrooms..." He informs you.

This makes you exhale in a ling sigh, "You have got to be kidding me."

Whew, I have been putting off the drafts for a bit

[aether-17]

ahhh!! i was gone for 20 minutes and there's MORE!!1 i've started a trend.. you should thank me (i'm joking thank you 🩵)

hmm..are you purposefully not answering who you think i am? i wanna know if you're righttttt 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

yes but i'll try it again.. for you! maybe my taste changed

noooo i'm an insomniac haha i get what i get :( it'll be ok though! i've gone multiple DAYS with no sleep before, so....

question for you! favorite song or artist? or a song you'd recommend? I'm sure you've answered that before but i really love music i promise i'll ask better questions after this one

- 🧟‍♀️

i amm because it’ll be so embarrassing when i get it wrong 🫣

DAYS that’s so unhealthy hun u need sleep 😔

yeah so i’ve been listening to this underground artist called eden a LOT and he’s prolly my favorite rn

[missamyrisa2]

What about teasing a boys big ticklish behind with your soft little brushes and feathers and stuff? 🙇🏼‍♂️🥺😳🙈💕

~<33

There's something so cute and adorable about a silly boy tied face down, his tush all prominent with a soft pillow below the belly~ wiggly and teasy in his tight soft briefs, those adorable booty cheeks peeking out ~ all unable to see what teases are coming his way, only able to feel the breezies of movement around his helpless ticklish body~

It's beautiful just to watch the squirms ~ maybe taunt with some tickles at the toes and behind the knees, little pinchies on the backs of the thighs~

And certainly the tickle tool inventory must be organized and arranged right next to his blushing face ~ we must make sure he hears all those sounds, hears the makeup brushes being tested by a brisk thumb rub~ such a silly booty bouncer getting all worked up when I haven't even started yet~

some fluffy tickles on the small of the back should get things percolating down on that peach ~

Oh look at that, my what a tushy~ is this a ticklish tush? mmm? Awww is someone just soooo ~tickle horny~ I see you bouncing ~ I see your cute royal part at attention too darling, don't think I don't~

But let's see how those cheeks react to a little blushy blush mmmh? Girly soft brushes just taunting on that ticklish curve ahh yes, right down your rump ~ to your thigh and the innnner thigh and then the other thigghhh yes, your thigh ~ maybe you need some thigh highs, wouldn't that be delightful, a little silky girly makeover on your legs while I tickle your ticklish tush ~ mmh and now the brushy blushy goes to your other cheek and we just watch those bounces ~

Such a lovely little dancer I have here ~ there we go, just giggle it out into your pillow darling. You can bite it if you like ~<3

And oooopeee ~ I think yessss oooh yes, looks like you're a littttle sensitive through the soft tight material of these briefs huh? Just my one wiggly finger does it? Yeahh? tickle tickle? Let's see how you do with this ~ why I dooo believe that's my buzzy electric toothbrush vibrating that soft material on your tush now. Yes, over each cheek and that one tooo ~ and up to your lower back and down and along each leg and ahh ~ looks like some pinchy crabs found your back legs toooo~ oooh getting right under the knees huh? That's sooo mean. Pinchy pinchy pooooo~oh my, what a reaction when I take this buzzy brush head riight to your silly crack through these cute undies~

Ooh ~uh ohhhh ~ uh ohh~ what's gonna happen? Are your cute briefs coming down? Ooooh noooo~ not that~! Not that, right? Yeahhh? Noo? I think this is happening ~ I think it issss and I think Ms. Feather is righttttt here for it ~ yep, cute boy butt is exposed and we're so here for it ~ don't clench up now, don't clench that tush or tickle mama is gonna punish ~ that's a good boy, take your tickles niiice and easy ~ let's just open you up a biiiit and yes, sofft feather strokes riiiight on that inner tush. Ooh my, my my my my~ soooo sensitive in here huh? It's just a little feather flip ~ and mmmh ooooh I said don't clench you naughty boy.

That's right naughty boys get spankings on their silly booty for clenching up during their tickle tickles ~ don't worry, let's get those cheeks nice and blushy rosy, one for this cheek and one for thiiiis one and now my nails can just explore your pinkened skin ~ mmhmm oooh yeah it's a bit sensitive after being spanked huh? Now aren't you sorry you didn't listen to tickle mama? Let's try again ~ don't clench u now. And yes, we're using the toothbrush on your sweet inner tush ~ that's what you need my tickle drunk cutie pie ~ brushy brushy on that lil pucker, just liiightly touching ~

And my my yes ~ that is definitely my other hand capturing your cute princely part through the briefs. Good thing I didn't take them all the way down huh? You can enjoy that soft material on your royal rod through my fingers and I'll just pump you all the way through your booty tickles. After all, what kind of tickle mama would I be if I didn't milk you silly~<3

[jmagnabo92]

911 - 8x2 Live Reaction

Under the cut so people dont get spoiled.

There was a part of me hoping to pick up where Gerard hits the ground.

"He doesn't like men." - "Wonder where he gets that."

"Then, don't look down."

Why would he fire him then kill him? Killing first is easier.

Wonder what Gerard thinks of these two working on him. Like he keeps hating on them, so why should they help him.

Buck's like "did I save him? IDK" - aw Buck.

Hen gets to be acting captain. A dance party. LMAO. Fitting.

Buck is just so confused. Poor Buck.

More flashbacks?? I don't really need to see this funeral. The actress is good though.

This DUDE! OMG - what the fuck?

You want her blessing????

Flying into the bees - HOLY SHIT.

OH shit, she's going to get the bees inside the plane.

The way Josh looked at Maddie.

So they're just going to let the plane fly around and around.

"You, you'll still be here" - Bobby LOOKS TERRIFIED.

At least she's admitting to being scared.

Buck's the only one that cares - aww guilt. Everyone else is just happy he's gone.

OMG their faces when Maddie says Athena's on the plane.

Can you imagine Bobby getting that VM?

"That's Not a great plan."

This guy is not the most assuring - ... you should be fine.

Bobby's face at this dude.

Aw Buck's the one to call Bobby!!!

Athena - WHICH THE HELL ONE IS THAT!

Oh, this kid is going to help :)

LOL "We need ED meds"

"You two - really coming through!"

Wooohoo - go Hen and this girl and the couple.

"What's the blanket for?" "Modesty". RIghttttt.

Slicing a sausage? Yuck.

Aww poor kiddo.

The moment of everything's great (cause the crazy saves worked) and then BOOM things get crazy again.

These agents are such fuckers.

Maynard such faith in Athena...

Ohhh this kid is 10 and going to help land a plane. WOW.

The outside plane shots don't seem to show holes?

ATC is like me "Is this a kid?" - Seriously.

Buck going to find Bobby because he needs to know! He's the only one to think of Bobby??

Bobby looks like he's in SO MUCH Pain.

Bobby's putting the pieces together just as Buck yells for him!

Also, Bobby is just like "Alright, we're taking that!" (for the 119 Truck)

"Seriously??"

Like Father like son (kind of)!

Everyone cheering for the copilot.

A heart Attack!!!

SERIOUSLY??? God, come on! That's the end.

It was pretty good, but damn, this watching week by week is killing me.