• jasper • they/he/it/zey/dog • 06/08/24 • note: im struggling a lot atm and im not gonna be online/talking to ppl much on here. sorry
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you probably couldn't tell but today i feel shit about being coeliac lolll
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never have i been so excited about traffic lights before tbh
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Being anti-death penalty is literally the easiest stance ever. People just say "but should the state kill THIS type of person?" and you just say "no". Not killing people is so fucking easy actually
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british is not synonymous with white
european is not synonymous with white
the world is not divided into USA (melting pot), white countries and brown countries
"um you know the type of person I mean when I say british" hey do you think this line of thought may have Implications
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statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you
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when the ‘right in front of my salad’ meme was big people were just posting the full 15 minute porn clip where it happened on here. like it was just 14 and a half minutes of dudes fucking in a kitchen with the funny haha meme in the middle and it would just be reblogged for the joke and no one had an issue with it. I remember seeing it on big blogs and stuff and it was just circulated like any other joke but with gay porn padding. and thinking about that makes me so fucking sad. we used to have fun on this website
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the "sorry my follower added that comment to your post" cake is arguably the rawest and most brutal reaction image on this site. like that's your follower. they followed you one day because they liked your posts. you're not even mutuals, they're your follower, you're their shepherd, you might as well be jesus to them. and then they embarrass you by posting cringe, so you grab them by their little pencil neck until their eyes bug out of their skull and parade them, tarred and feathered, through the town square, then drop their sad shitty body on OP's doorstep and paternalistically apologize on their behalf. all for the love of clout. every time i see that cake i get the impression that I've just witnessed a public execution for the crime of drawing a countryhumans gijinka of the country russia as an anime boy with his midriff coyly exposed, and the person dropping the blade on the guillotine is the accused's own dry-eyed father. It's riveting. I hope that image never goes away.
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Ignore the weird white line, I couldn’t get rid of it 🥲
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you probably couldn't tell but today i feel shit about being coeliac lolll
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insane how in a lot of places theyre more vegan/vegetarian friendly than ACTUAL allergen friendly. ive been to so many restaurants that have 20 vegan options and 2 gluten free options???? you chose that diet, i could get seriously unwell if i dont eat this diet???
and i swear vegans/vegetarians are always the ones complaining about a lack of food or whatever. like no cassandra its not fair that they have minimal food for your diet but you CHOSE IT and i have even less options??? i dont get angry with people when they dont have options for me, i just deal with it.
like in theory, i would be a vegetarian because I don't like unethical meat consumption and its hard to tell sometimes. but i have coeliac disease, a potential eating disorder, sensory issues AND im fussy. my diet would be crazy limited if i went veggie. i am DEFINITELY not going vegan because it just gets irrational. but just no. vegans and vegetarians do not get it worse than people who are at risk of DEATH shut the fuck up
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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself
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I will kill you with a thousand knives if you are eating my allergen friendly food when you are not an allergen
#this doesnt apply to people who have to be allergen free for partners or loved ones#but like seriously#my food is very expensive and theres less of it#once you eat it theres less for me#if you eat your normal food nobody is affected#and dont you dare go on a free from diet just because you want to
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