John learned what a sleepover was and was immediately very excited about having one. He tried playing truth or dare with Arthur but. Well.
Some thoughts about how a sleepover with them would go.
Arthur thinks it's a waste of time, but he'll do it to make John happy
John wants to watch a movie, since he thinks that that's typical sleepover behavior. Arthur doesn't approve.
Arthur paints John's nails, and John struggles to make braids with Arthur's short-ass hair.
After truth or dare doesn't work out, they pillow fight. This turns violent quickly, with Arthur turning much too competitive and then being upset when he loses.
John really wants them to do each other's make up. Arthur really doesn't want to do this.
Yorick is not allowed to hang out with them for this.
They somehow, in a sleep deprived delirium, find a way to call Kayne. In their tired, almost drunken state, they tell Kayne to go fuck himself.
There's no homoerotic tension. At least, that's what Arthur finds himself repeating in his head.
Arthur sleeps first. Though John has heard that sleepovers often include some prank towards the person who fell asleep first, he can't bring himself to do anything harmful.
In the morning, they make pancakes and have coffee together. Arthur states that it has just been a normal night for the two of them. John disagrees vehemently, stating identifying factors of a sleepover.
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