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The solver is gone (?) They put Bizcuit in a normal worker body. They really didn’t expect him to grow sharp teeth or a tail. He doesn't need to drink oil to live but that won't stop him from trying. (cw: vomiting)
(I actually drew most of this before episode 7, but I felt like cleaning it up a bit and posting it now)
#I am am working on requests I just really wanted to finish this all of a sudden#I made this and now you get to look at it#<- new tag for things i'm slightly embarrassed to post#nuzi fankid#Murder Drones#uzi doorman#serial designation n#nuzi#I'm gonna make a joke character haha *makes a whole serious thing*#it's fun#elio bizcuit doorman#guess he got a tag now#I actually made a vizzy kid too maybe i'll post her#some day#repost fixed some stuff
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Gonna watch Bride of Re-Animator tonight. If it’s ANYTHING other than this:
I will be extremely disappointed.
#This is a joke btw I am not that serious haha I will take what I can get🤭#tanza doodles#re animator#reanimator#bride of reanimator#herbert west#daniel cain#dan cain#danbert#fanart
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Sukuna is Peak Gap Moe. I’ll never be over this. This bastard talks tough, eats people, and kills like a woodchipper and yet…he is a poetic little sap. Getting mad over an improper haikus, the misidentification of flowers…and confessing his feelings to Gojo Satoru under several layers of wordplay no one except those well-versed in ancient Japanese would catch.
I've been over this in greater detail in Sukuna's Negative Rizz, but @tangsakura added more context in the replies to that post, making Sukuna's use of 凡夫 (bonpu) for Gojo even gayer.
In summary, 凡夫 (bonpu) can be translated as painfully ordinary or unenlightened. But in the individual kanji readings, 凡 is mediocre and 夫 is husband. You could read this as Sukuna calling Gojo his mediocre husband. And that's just the modern readings! The ancient readings...
So you can read this line from Sukuna as the following:
“You were born in an era without me and hailed as 'The Strongest'
1) And yet you turned out to be…painfully ordinary.”
2) And yet you turned out to be…unenlightened.”
3) And yet you turned out to be…a mediocre husband/wife/spouse.”
4) And yet you turned out to be…the ordinary one who could stand by my side.”
Sukuna seems to be saying these things all at once. (It’s no different than the Megumi Activities wordplay he uses with Enchain. Alt. link if the Twitter dies.) Gojo apparently makes him feel very conflicted. He’s boring, he can do better, he shouldn’t even call himself the Honored One, he’s his equal, they’re married. The irony here is that no one except Sukuna can understand this.
#cactus shut up#Also he said this live on TV and the chapter ended on ''the one who will teach you love is…''#I’m isolating this from Sukuna’s Negative Rizz because I want more people to see and understand Sukuna called Gojo his wife.#Well his girlhusband boywife spouse who is also totally mid and ordinary and the one who could stand by his side.#When the ''Sukuna is having dead wife flashbacks'' is no longer a joke.#I am once again asking. When the everloving fudge did Sukuna decide they were married.#I understand wedding ceremonies weren’t really a thing in the Heian Era. But what the hell Sukuna.#What a fudging sap. I hate him. I’m going to call him slurs.#When I say this motherfudger is Beatrice I’m serious.#He killed Gojo by making him the center of his world and expected this physics major to understand the abstract symbolism of the violence.#Sukuna doesn’t know what to do with his feelings for Gojo and he made it everyone’s problem.#Gege’s toxic doomed yaoi has me Obsessed.#sukugo#ryomen sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers
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We're all thinking it, I'm gonna say it:
The live action teaser would have been instantly 200% better if the final shot had been "MY CABBAGES!"
#Not even joking#The heart of AtLA is the balance of humor with seriousness#If they'd given us the Serious Face trailer and ended it with that little bit of joyful levity?#We would ALL be so much more reassured#avatar the last airbender#atla#I have been informed that the original VA is going to be the LA actor and I am THRILLED#honestly that casting gives me more faith in their dedication to the original show spirit than anything else I've heard
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everyone else: haha The Summoning sexy
me: The Summoning's "raise me up again" is in direct contrast to Drag Me Under's "drag me under again" and shows an immense amount of growth between the two points in the narrative, for him to go from singing "drag me [...] deep into your love" to "take me past the edge / I want to see the other side" shows that he no longer wishes to drown and wallow in the toxicity of this situation and now wants to move past it and see what lies beyond and in this essay I will-
#rae.txt#sleep token#this is only a joke in the sense that i know i'm not the only one who considers the summoning a serious part of the narrative#and not just The Sexy Song#i just feel like not a lot of people appreciate drag me under#i am trying so hard to finish my analysis/interpretation of One but i keep getting distracted by Sundowning lmao#wait till y'all hear my thoughts on the sequence of give -> gods -> sugar -> say that you will#sundowning my beloved#sorry for the random unhinged 6am thoughts i woke up insane today
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Civilight Eterna: Just to be clear, I am not Theresa. Categorically. Like at all. She's dead and gone. Never coming back. Ever. Never ever. Have I mentioned I'm not Theresa?
Also Civilight Eterna: Oh boy I love being back on the landship, so many memories. My memories, specifically. Ah, my old racing chair. Hmm, still not fixed that door eh? I remember spending all day on that, when I, as in me, was here. Myself.
Kal'tsit, white-knuckling the desk: please
#Arknights#I have more serious thoughts on this but for now#jokes!#civilight eterna#kal’tsit#Someone help this poor cat#(it's me I am the poor cat)
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listen. i don't care if you don't ship phan. i don't care what you consider their relationship to be. i don't care if you think shipping real people is a little weird. this isn't about that. i don't give a fuck about that.
this is about dedication, not to dan and phil nor their relationship, but to The Bit. this is about reclamation of power. this is about no longer giving a Fuck.
is it cringe? is it weird? oh for sure, but who are dan and phil if not two cringe weirdos that are dedicated first and foremost to The Bit? put aside that feeling of being cringe, babes. you're on tumblr dot com. this is the cringe website. to be cringe is to unabashedly be your truest self.
be cringe, be free, tag phan at all costs.
#phan#is this a joke? yes#am i fully 100% serious about this? YES.#dan and phil#dnp#dan and phil games#daniel howell#amazingphil#danisnotonfire#phil lester#dan and phil crafts#this isnt abt phan this about what it represents ykwim#heydanandphil
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Cruel and Unusual Punishments (the PSA episode).
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen zhuliu#The pay off of the juicebox finally comes to fruition. Wen Zhuliu was diabetic and trying to mange his low blood sugar.#The theme of WWX's revenge kills is 'cruel and unusual punishments' which is very much what I'd consider this to be.#I know this is a funny jokes blog and a funny jokes comics but:#Hypoglycemia is a serious medical emergency. Do *not* prank anybody who relies on quick sugars by hiding their stuff.#I am lovingly skipping the other brutal torture scenes in this episode <3 They happened off screen but I'm not ready to draw that.#This is the end for Wen Zhuliu. Mr. Core melting hand more like...uh...Snore Smelting hand (got 'em)#He feels like such a dominating and threatening force - and he has a lasting impact within the story.#And yet he is so spineless. He really is just the attack dog at the heels of the Wen Clan.#For all the airs he gives off about not *really* being 100% down with everything going on - he still goes along with it.#It's the most pathetic kind of evil in this world.#Rest uneasy in your grave Wen Zhuliu. No peace for you.
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im fine, totally neurotypical.
#mal talks#halsin#this started as a joke and then i became deadly serious about finishing it#in#again#a completely neurotypical way#i am not diagnosed but perhaps there are signs#perhaps#this is only the sfw ones..........................................
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idk if i'm just a joyless feminist buzzkill or something but i find the instareels/tiktok trend of joking about "when the workday starts feeling like women fighting for equal work was a mistake" "women in the past fought for equal opportunities and now i have to go in the office when i could be staying home to cook 🙄" so DEEPLY unfunny. leaving aside that housewives work equally hard it's just unpaid, also leaving aside how the idea that women never worked and just tended the home is ahistorical--Women's financial independence is a joke to you? Women being able to choose their own life path instead of being forced to rely on men for survival is funny? Go talk to a woman who couldn't leave her abusive husband because she had no work history and no way of financially supporting herself and I think you'll find it significantly less amusing.
#'tee hee hee i wish i had less rights! 🤪 i'm so silly'#saw another one today and it set me off 😂 and what's worst is i'm pretty sure the creator really DID mean it as a joke not serious but you#know who was validating her in the comments? far right influencers. people who DO believe women should only be in the home#i hate 'very demure very cutesy' too for slightly different reasons. pretty sure it was started as a joke but i've seen too many people#using it seriously. stfu about 'demure'. don't be demure. stop it#wow i AM a buzzkill#born to be a miserable childless cat lady forced to watch trad wife instagram content
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just remembered i bought a bunch of witchcraft stuff that was literally delivered today so do yall think my first official act of being a witch should be hexing donald trump
#joking to keep from crying but also maybe i am serious a little bit#a.txt#us politics#witchcraft#witchblr
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this is the real horseshoe theory
#tattletxt#this is a joke post. a joke post. i am not drawing any real equivalence. this is a joke#im making aj oke. im joking. about how annoying it is that Harry Potter gets invokved in serious geopolitical contexts#jokes. this is jokes
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my friend wanted me to draw M3GAN meeting Jason or Michael lmao
#i will not be elaborating#i am removing comment privileges from people who dont know what a fucking joke is im sorry. do you see this and think its?? serious/???#slashers#m3gan#jason voorhees#michael myers#freddy krueger#friday the 13th#halloween#a nightmare on elm street#drawing#m3gan spoilers#but not really just yknow#jennilart
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Mako really only has 2 flirting tactics.
In Book 1, he insulted Korra until she fell in love with him.
Also in Book 1, he just was sugar baby until Asami fell in love with him.
In Book 4, he combined these two tactics until Wu …
#i’m joking#but not really#who am i kidding#im being so serious#mako#asami sato#korra#king wu#wuko#avatar legend of korra#mako x wu#makorra#avatar the last airbender#avatar last airbender
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The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.
#I see everyone talking about the nuances when you look at Merlin through [x] lens#BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SLEEPY LENS#WE CAN’T KEEP SLEEPING ON THE SLEEPY LENS#(can u tell I'm exhausted)#see this reads as if I'm joking but I'm actually being SO serious. I think the lack of rest was a significant factor in Merlin's conduct#IF he got a solid 8 hours of sleep + 2 hours minimum JUST to himself everyday uninterrupted... I just know things would turn out different#like it isn't even asking for much. decent sleep + a frankly sad amount of down-time. and yet. I know he didn't get that w those 3 jobs#ugh#he must have been TIRED do you hear me#even applies to morgana she looked tired tbh. those prophetic dreams probably weren't great for restfulness. sad what she did but#she did seem sleepy#okay ignore this I am going through it. extrinsic intrinsic coagulation pathways have gotten to me if u know what I mean#actually wait no if anyone sees this don't ignore it#HE MUST HAVE BEEN SO SLEEPY and everyone must understand. SLEEPy.#I hope I do not wake up and reread this and wonder why I posted this. but like I feel like I am the correctest person on planet earth rn#I've been thinking abt merlin's nap deprived state for years now tbh#merlin#bbc merlin
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this is how u know he's going through it /j
#i added the tone indicator because i know how sebastian stan fans get down#i am joking but im so serious#no one is going from self help book to self help book because their life is where they want it to be#take it from me#sebastian stan#also i love him and don not to give yt men too much but they're so sweet to each other#aiyonna SPEAKS
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