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announcing when you pee
oversharers 🤝 anxious endurance athletes
me when someone asks if i have a twitter or whatever: idk i’m not really on social media that much
me on tumblr: peeing again
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Odysseus in Epic: the musical
#Odysseus#the Iliad#homer#Greek mythology#epic the musical#epic: the ocean saga#epic: the cyclops saga#but seriously#Poseidon#jorge rivera herrans#that’s it that’s the show#odysseus of ithaca
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*checks mood ring* we should do anal
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By the way, I would literally bet money that we're going to successfully keep global warming below 2 degrees celsius.
Would I bet my whole savings on it? No, not yet. But the way the data is trending, in two or three years, I very well might.
#good numbers keep going up at a rate that is drastically higher than expected#and that rate is going to keep increasing#metaphorically ofc I don't gamble with that kind of money lol#but seriously#I WOULD bet money that we will keep the increase under two degrees celsius#based on all the news and articles I've seen and all the research I've done#SHOUTOUT TO EXPONENTIAL CURVES#COME SAVE OUR ASSES EXPONENTIAL CURVES#lay translation of that is#not news#climate change#climate anxiety#me#climate hope#global warming
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But I don't want to ruin it by seeing all the spoilers 😭
When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag
#i filter out what i dont want#then go by the summary and cross my fingers its good#dont give me that 'im bad at summaries#LEARN#you got it half done in the tags already#but seriously#some people be writing novels in there
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last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”
Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.
#and then dean is fixed by jack getting him a yogurt from the fridge or some shit#dean: yeah i just dont believe theres any point living any more. sam: huh dean are you ok? that sure was a funny thing to say#dean: yeah i just dont believe theres a point to life anymore. cas: don’t worry dean. i’ll always be here. *dies*#dean:yeah i just don’t believe theres a point to living anymore. jack: bummer. want to play mario kart?#dean: sure kid why not#destiel#dean winchester#spn#sam winchester#supernatural#but seriously#i feel like we dont talk about how dean was trying to die at the slightest inconvenience in the later seasons and its like??? bestie???
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being a writer is spelling disembowelment correctly on the first try but somehow always screwing up definitliely
#writeblr#writer problems#creative writing#writing#writer#fiction#fiction writing#write#writers#writers on tumblr#writer life#spelling#speling misteaks#that last tag pained me to type#but seriously#we're writers why can't we spell#writing words is literally our whole thing#writing struggle#writing stuff#shitpost#writer vibes#too many tags#writer's problems#writer's life#writer's block#writer's thoughts#writerscommunity#writers and poets
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Give it some time Fox, he's trying his best
more dumb doodles in the Fox is the fav and thus has somehow ended up with an allpowerful evil grandpa
#commander fox#sheev palpatine#yan dooku#in his lil form here#'what do you mean you love your family and care for their well being? fascinating concept. I've only ever used it for manipulation'#im sorry to all the people coming up with deep thoughts for this au#but seriously#it all boils down to palps being saved by the power of friendship#well. more like#'i didnt know why people cared so much for their commander and then I got one of my own'#'if anything happened to Fox then I'd destroy the galaxy and then myself'#thats it#thats the au#i see what everybody is doing with thinking about implications. but this is just. dumb and silly. sorry :/#ajekyllsart
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Congratulations Cabby!
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#myart#osc#object shows#object show#inanimate insanity#ii cabby#and a shitpost as a bonus#but seriously#4S CAME BACK!!#HUH??!?#ii mephone4#ii balloon#ii mephone4s#object show community
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guys we have to have a conversation about tumblr user @danielhowell
that latest video was too far. i mean, i enjoyed playing into "no but seriously imagine it" as much as the next person, but what if dan or phil saw that? they would be SO uncomfortable
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You can do it! You can actually be hurtful if you try! Just keep on doing it! Then you'll be insulting for real!
Keep up the anger and hatred! That's the best thing you can do!
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okay, people, i know the captions look great , but can we focus on ushijima's ass. not in that way..gahh. i meant, did you see??? that little shit oikawa made his face on ushijima's ass. that too with a wink, peace sign, and tongue out. istg i love that dumbass so much 😭😭😭
here's the full picture: (with the freak twins)
#ushijima: you should’ve not come to shiratorizawa#but seriously#they are all looking damn good in this#hinata shoyo#kageyama tobio#sawamura daichi#oikawa tooru#kuroo tetsurou#bokuto koutarou#ushijima wakatoshi#haikyuu#hq#haikyuu!!
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You ever think about how Stan must've read about Ford's "Muse" and had to come to the realisation that his brother wasn't talking about a pretty lady but
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE MURDEROUS TRIANGLE
#you think he had a moment where he realised his brother had a situationship with a triangle#i think he did#i think he hated it and simultaneously planned to tease and bully him for it#but seriously#imagine reading your brothers journal about this amazing and clever muse only to find out its a 2D shaped monster thats eye is also its mou#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#pines twins#dipper pines#mabel pines#bill cipher#billford#book of bill#cretin screeches put it down
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one thing i see often about movie cherik specifically is people assuming erik is staunchly anti-telepathy but this is simply not true. there are multiple times when erik tells charles to stay out of his head, yes, but these are all moments when he is exceptionally angry. we know erik likes that charles thinks there’s good in him, and we also know he disagrees. he tells charles to stay out when he believes his anger will make charles see his true nature.
but there are also moments where he welcomes charles inside his mind. when they train in first class, charles asks “may i” and wiggles his fingers, and erik agrees without hesitation despite having no idea what charles plans to do. he trusts him. multiple times throughout the prequel movies, when he is without his helmet, he brings up the fact that charles could make him do whatever he wishes. he is joking, but the fact that he can joke about it at all shows just how deeply he trusts him. he never shows disgust or mistrust towards charles ability- in fact his whole fight is that no one should have to hide their mutation
even when he puts the helmet on the first time, he says “sorry charles, it’s not that i don’t trust you” he simply knows that he is disappointing him- knows that without the helmet, charles would be able to stop him, but also knows he wouldn’t, and is therefore saving them both from the what ifs when he chooses to wear it
tldr; erik never actually had a problem with charles inside his head! and it drives me crazy when that’s the whole basis of fics even though erik trusts charles more than he has ever trusted anyone else from the very moment they meet
#this is a rant#my bad yall#but seriously#if yall think they weren’t having crazy kinky mind sex every chess game#simply because erik hates telepathy???#you’re crazy#those bitches were getting it ON istg#x men#cherik#x men films#x men first class#charles xavier#erik lensherr#max eisenhardt#magneto#professor x#x men days of future past
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HELLLOOOOOOO??????????? WHAT????????
working on something
#WHAAAATTTTTTT#WORKING ON??????#THIS LOOKS FINISHED TO ME BOSS#JK#BUT SERIOUSLY#WHAT THE FUCK#HOW DO YOU DO THIS#HOW DO YOU COOK SO WELL#TEACH ME#PLEASE BOSS#AHHHHHH#THANKS FOR SHARING!!!! :D
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