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it is such #FriendshipGoals to have your bestie to be the executor of your will instead of your partner

guys why is dan acting like he’s the one that would be the executor of phil’s will? like wouldn’t that be a job for phil’s partner, not his best friend??

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you know dnp are doing well because you gotta be rich to be okay buying that many dips

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the good omens pair costume was so cute! such besties. roommate goals. i'm a phan of their good phriendship.

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it's going to be so weird when dan and phil finally find partners </3

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they kissed once on october 19 2009 and never again because it was so bad and this was their second try.

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crazy times we live in

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guys we have to have a conversation about tumblr user @danielhowell

that latest video was too far. i mean, i enjoyed playing into "no but seriously imagine it" as much as the next person, but what if dan or phil saw that? they would be SO uncomfortable

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my favourite part is the reply from hank green

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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

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so I was avoiding tumblr to avoid spoilers, but all that meant was all I knew about the tour was that Phil fell off the stage so last night I dreamt my show lasted literally a minute before Phil fell 7 metres and then I woke up today to a Dan story about the gap in front of the stage tonight so you know what, I might need to learn at least a second thing about this show

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see you suckers in december

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I really hate to be the one saying this but I think we should have a conversation about user DanAndPhilGAMES. I know that they’re like popular in the fandom because they have such a big following but their behavior is so problematic. They’re constantly mentioning Phan, they’re not just writing phanfic but also very publicly posting it where dnp could see it when they know it makes dnp uncomfortable. I don’t want to be the person to “cancel” people for fandom behavior but this is just unacceptable, I just want to protect dnp so they don’t get scared off the internet again

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”you missed the memo” op you were so right

hard launch/ soft launch is the wrong dichotomy

As ever they are kings of 'a third worse thing' which i propose* is the Serrated Launch™. Just fucking jagged edged sawing at us over and over

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that video was giving “it’s the end of the month and our sponsorship video is due” but honestly slay. get that bag kings

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MANIFEST

MANIFEST

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phan is Schrödinger's relationship

it is simultaneously real and not real

they act like a couple, they live like a couple but since they never actually say they're a couple they might not be a couple

until the day dan and phil come out and say they're a couple (which might never happen, which good for them no one is entitled to know) there will always be people saying they're just friends

it's like Schrödinger's cat, everyone knows that it's probably dead but since you don't open the box it might still be alive

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there’s been so much Shifting in the tectonic plates of the phandom recently we all feel that we’re moving towards something big. Phangea