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It's sufficiently common having an abusive upbringing like Cinderella's...

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If this isn't on your list of funniest scenes in any movie ever, the only conclusion I can draw is you haven't seen this movie

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i think about this tweet a lot

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my wife and I saw you from across the roundtable and we liked your sniveling pathetic vibe and wanted to invite you to our castle to wage a slow psychosexual war on you

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Y'know, I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen Jack Chains more in fantasy tbh, like it's a really interesting and low budget armor style, I'm legit surprised I've almost never seen it in media

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Step back and take a new perspective. Perhaps things aren't as bad as they seem

week 4:

this sad little (6’7”) man has been living in my mind rent free for the past month so i had to draw him

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I don't disagree. That being said, the HP reference is just the skin the idiocy is wearing; it would be equally as bad if it was a MLP reference. Or Voltron. Or Good Omens. Or Diskworld... You get the idea

the problem is that the people who talk like this about american politics never died

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World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

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The problem is they think the problem was the Harry Potter reference and not the foundational line of thinking...

the problem is that the people who talk like this about american politics never died

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What does this achieve, again?

Like, what's it gonna matter once you leave highschool? Is anyone gonna remember?

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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Come now, the blithering idiots only do this to cosplay as rebels

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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Can you accurately and reliably identify Nazis?

Or is that part someone else's problem?

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I've got a pageant-themed murder mystery party to go to after tomorrow's trial. We're supposed to write our characters' states on our sashes.

I'm tired.

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