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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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whenever you see a hot person in a tik tok and get really insecure bc you’re not as good looking as the person in that tik tok. It’s important to remember that they are a person who makes tik toks

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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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Me when Eggman complained that he was, quote, "undesirable to all possible genders"

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You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

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You wouldn't yank that thang asunder on Christmas would you??

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i actually love being touched i love being manhandled and groped and tugged on i love feeling hands roam up and down my body i love being pushed and pulled into whatever position they want me in you could do whatever you want to me as long as you keep me in your arms forever

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cant argue with that