*to the tune of henry's 20 minute monologue to el in the lab flashback*: birthdaygate, flickergate, lettergate, motelgate, pocketgate-
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Silly doodle of a Paula x Jack comic
[Image ID. An image of a drawing of Paula in Jack' body leaning against a mirror and gasping, and the real Jack is in the mirror smiling at her. The top of the drawing says "Paula and Jack flirting in the mirror or something"
The next inage is a drawing of Usha in the body of G13 saying "Paula can you-" and off screen Paula yells "Not now Usha-!"
The last image is Paula in the body of Jack looking away from the mirror and looking to Usha off screen saying "I'm busy talking with Jeff!"
Jack in the mirror is watching her and thinking "Jack." End ID]
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Lark and Sparrow take Earth Science
Teacher: So...who can define what a rock is?
Sparrow: (answering while raising his hand) Any natural material, hard or soft, with a distinctive mineral composition!
Teacher: Excellent work, but does anyone know how we're defining a mineral in this context?
Sparrow: (elbows Lark in the ribs)
Lark: Ah!
Teacher: Yes, Lark?
Lark: (through the most clenched teeth) It’s a chemical compound, not a liquid or gas, but a solid structure at room temperature that occurs in nature, like arseniosiderite or allophane or amethyst or anatase or antlerite.
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gaying it up rn
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GUYS. I'm at a restaurant in Nimbasa City right now and LOOK WHO JUST SAT AT A NEARBY TABLE??
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don't take photos of strangers in public???
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BITCH THAT'S THE KING OF TEAM PLASMA
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and?? what i said is still true
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Team Plasma members don't deserve rights sweaty ✨
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what the fuck is wrong with you. i was personally affected by the actions of team pl*sma and even i know that it's super problematic to imply that people who... Keep Reading
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As a former member of Team Plasma: Leave N the fuck alone
🎍 gooey-mulch Follow
WHY would being a former Plasma member help your case. Of course you'd defend your precious king 🙄
🔮 gothoritagf Follow
As someone who had her Pokémon stolen by a Plasma member and N PERSONALLY RETURNED HIM TO ME a while after Plasma fell: Leave N the fuck alone
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sure that happened. and then everyone clapped, right?
🔮 gothoritagf Follow
go fuck yourself
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Can I just ask who that other guy is?? I mean, who would (presumably) go on a date with the former king of Team Plasma??
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Me
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me
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me
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Me
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Me
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Okay.
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who IS that purple guy though?! i just wanna talk.... 😒
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The man behind the slaughter
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Are we all ignoring the dress?!
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he's slaying idk what else you want us to say
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I just downloaded Rotomblr and this is the first thing I see. WTF is going on?
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I am so sorry.
#Also why is the original poster's username "Boiled clams official?" #Have you ever even seen a clam? #<- prev tags #it's a long story man don't worry about it
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Dick: Hey, have you picked out a costume for the Justice League Halloween party?
Tim: Yeah, I’m going as a disappointment to the family.
Dick: …okay?
Tim: *shows up to party dressed as Discowing*
Dick: Fuck you.
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I named my baseball-vali Where and let them use any pronouns for peak "Who's on first"-style comedy:
"Where's the ball"
"Yes"
"Huh? Who's got it?"
"No. Who's on first"
"I'm not asking who's on first. I'm asking about the ball!"
"Where"
"I'm asking here"
"No, it's where"
"You lost it?"
"No. Where's not lost"
"Who's nowhere?"
"No. Who's on first"
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