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welcometogrouchland · 7 months
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[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post
#dc comics#dc#damian wayne#dick grayson#talia al ghul#batfamily#dc robin#nightwing#anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther#like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it#they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc#but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself#anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did#it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios#also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul#you will always be famous to me#son of the demon origin...bwahhh#anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic#but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up#so go look at that as well#anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy#i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!)#so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!)#when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself#it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on#I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue#i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :]#idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups#so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat#mine
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eggsdrawings · 7 days
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mlchaelwheeler · 1 year
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*to the tune of henry's 20 minute monologue to el in the lab flashback*: birthdaygate, flickergate, lettergate, motelgate, pocketgate-
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can-i-roll-for-it · 2 months
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Silly doodle of a Paula x Jack comic
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[Image ID. An image of a drawing of Paula in Jack' body leaning against a mirror and gasping, and the real Jack is in the mirror smiling at her. The top of the drawing says "Paula and Jack flirting in the mirror or something"
The next inage is a drawing of Usha in the body of G13 saying "Paula can you-" and off screen Paula yells "Not now Usha-!"
The last image is Paula in the body of Jack looking away from the mirror and looking to Usha off screen saying "I'm busy talking with Jeff!"
Jack in the mirror is watching her and thinking "Jack." End ID]
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y2ksnowglobe · 1 year
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Lark and Sparrow take Earth Science
Teacher: So...who can define what a rock is? Sparrow: (answering while raising his hand) Any natural material, hard or soft, with a distinctive mineral composition! Teacher: Excellent work, but does anyone know how we're defining a mineral in this context? Sparrow: (elbows Lark in the ribs) Lark: Ah! Teacher: Yes, Lark? Lark: (through the most clenched teeth) It’s a chemical compound, not a liquid or gas, but a solid structure at room temperature that occurs in nature, like arseniosiderite or allophane or amethyst or anatase or antlerite.
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elizi--s · 4 months
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so, its pride month...
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heres my contribution
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stealingyourbones · 2 years
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Submitted Prompts #1
Danny meets the justice league. Uses his powers to make small statues of them, holds the statues up
"Behold," he says. "the Just Ice League."
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em-allay · 8 months
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Can a Puppy and a Kitty get along???
The Murder Husbands: absolutely <3
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Sunny and Leo: fuck no
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cherrytree-irl · 3 months
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gaying it up rn
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GUYS. I'm at a restaurant in Nimbasa City right now and LOOK WHO JUST SAT AT A NEARBY TABLE??
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🪵 imyelling-timburr Follow
don't take photos of strangers in public???
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BITCH THAT'S THE KING OF TEAM PLASMA
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and?? what i said is still true
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Team Plasma members don't deserve rights sweaty ✨
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what the fuck is wrong with you. i was personally affected by the actions of team pl*sma and even i know that it's super problematic to imply that people who... Keep Reading
🐸 heart-palpitoads Follow
As a former member of Team Plasma: Leave N the fuck alone
🎍 gooey-mulch Follow
WHY would being a former Plasma member help your case. Of course you'd defend your precious king 🙄
🔮 gothoritagf Follow
As someone who had her Pokémon stolen by a Plasma member and N PERSONALLY RETURNED HIM TO ME a while after Plasma fell: Leave N the fuck alone
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sure that happened. and then everyone clapped, right?
🔮 gothoritagf Follow
go fuck yourself
🐠 finn-eon Follow
Can I just ask who that other guy is?? I mean, who would (presumably) go on a date with the former king of Team Plasma??
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Me
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me
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me
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Me
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Okay.
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who IS that purple guy though?! i just wanna talk.... 😒
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The man behind the slaughter
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Are we all ignoring the dress?!
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he's slaying idk what else you want us to say
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I just downloaded Rotomblr and this is the first thing I see. WTF is going on?
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I am so sorry.
#Also why is the original poster's username "Boiled clams official?" #Have you ever even seen a clam? #<- prev tags #it's a long story man don't worry about it
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headcanonthings · 2 years
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Dick: Hey, have you picked out a costume for the Justice League Halloween party?
Tim: Yeah, I’m going as a disappointment to the family.
Dick: …okay?
Tim: *shows up to party dressed as Discowing*
Dick: Fuck you.
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magicwhiskers29 · 1 year
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He then went on to spell Shakespeare wrong when he actually wrote something (Labels to explain what he had drawn, of course)
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lostmar · 1 year
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Magolor tries the Grimace Shake ft. Marx
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possiblytracker · 1 year
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academia win(?)! this weasel turned in their dissertation
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tourmalinecomet · 1 year
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I named my baseball-vali Where and let them use any pronouns for peak "Who's on first"-style comedy:
"Where's the ball"
"Yes"
"Huh? Who's got it?"
"No. Who's on first"
"I'm not asking who's on first. I'm asking about the ball!"
"Where"
"I'm asking here"
"No, it's where"
"You lost it?"
"No. Where's not lost"
"Who's nowhere?"
"No. Who's on first"
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i like making not duet songs into duets
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sapphire-wine · 2 years
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*holds fuse shakily* read my nrmt petplay fic or I'm blowing this whole building up
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