#((i am insane))

[de-dpool]

dp, i NEED to know what some of ur most deadliest combos for food are. mayo mixed with mustard? or what? plz tell me… u seem like the kind of guy to put tuna on pizza…

did you know that milk curdles when you put lemon in it? not a fan!! also mayo with mustard isn’t even that crazy, ever tried boiled eggs with mustard?

i am the type of guy to have tuna on pizza, but not just any tuna! RAW TUNA. like sashimi! hear me out. try it on a Margherita pizza. and of course, Hawaiian pizza with olives is really good.

i really like mango with chilli as well,,,,

i know this makes me sound like a head case, and i probably am but it’s SOOO GOOODD! also watermelon and feta is really nice (i need help)

cream cheese with cheetos and balsamic is also literally the best thing ever you will ascend to godhood like me when you taste it

caramelised prawns are also crazy good :3

and avocado on toast with capers

[lxnarphase]

Imagine a street dog/stray dog Toji hybrid

CAN WE MAKE OUT !!!!! CAN WE. MAKE OUT !!!! i LOVE UR BRAIN

listen listen listen ok??

stray dog!toji that left his old home because the family he used to be with just. turned out to be shitty to him, getting some damn cat hybrid that they ended up pampering and prioritizing over him. the main reason they even had toji was for protection purposes, but he was over it after they yelled at him for something that damn cat did

after that, he had been making it work to the best of his ability but he wont lie, it was definitely exhausting. those damn shelters would always prioritize the softer looking hybrids because 'he was tough, he'd be able to figure it out' and he'd be damned if he joined a rehabilitation program. he was in one when he was younger and he was not suffering through that ever again

so cut to present day, about a year and a half since he's been on his own, right?? and eventually he gives in, tired of dealing with all the bullshit he does and ends up applying for the rehabilitation program and he finds out its...actually a lot better ever since new people took over

after some stupid interviews that felt like a waste of time, he's placed with...you. some tiny thing that is surely gonna be scared shitless of him. yet you arent. it's weird, you're weird.

you're nice to him.

when he shows up to your home, a cozy lil place away from the city (he likes it...a lot, its calming) he realizes that he doesn't have much on him, just a few things in a backpack. but you fucking figured out what size he was in clothes and shoes and bought him things (you got him a damn heated blanket...he just got here and he already felt like a lil king).

hell, you even turned your guest room into a comfy space for the guy.

he's so fucking confused by you, you dont make any sense. but what really gets him? is when you present him with some...tiny, purple bunny plushy. he huffs when he looks at it, taking it from you.

"what the hell's this thing?"

"it's a bunny! i made it myself!"

"..."

"i know you probably went through a lot, so i made you something for comfort. i put lavender scent beads in it so it smells nice and calming too."

he doesn't say anything, just holds the thing in his hands. you...you made this. for him. because you wanted him to feel comforted.

...

you hear the faint noise of fabric moving and notice his tail is starting to wag behind him, and he knows it is. theres a cute lil blush on his face as he tries to make it stop but the more he glares at the dumb little bunny plush the harder his tail wags.

"...thanks."

"ehehe, welcome home, toji."

[lazylittledragon]

just realised i never posted any of the stuff i did for the alternative steddie dads au

[j0celynh0rr0r]

Blood

[witteautism]

I’M GOING TO THROW UP

GUESS WHO’S NOT NORMAL RIGHT NOW

‘I tried to save you’

Update: the artist of the storyboards!

[funtergeist]

monke

[emily84]

mentally i'll be here for the next five hundred years

[alicent-archive]

Aegon being happy to see his brother fly towards him.

Aegon being happy because FINALLY they can do this together and fight for a common cause for ONCE in their lives.

Aegon seeing Vhagar and smiling, unaware that this will be the last time his face forms such an expression.

Aegon seeing his brother and then feeling confusion and then shock and then pain, before feeling scorched and weightless.

[gaysforbyler]

Not to gatekeep, but the thing I’m least looking forward to about Byler being canon is that they’ll be shipped by the general public. I can already picture my mom showing me the van scene and saying “awww Mike is looking at him so lovingly. Did you ever notice that?” YES. YES I DID MOTHER, I HAVE NOT HAD A DECENT NIGHTS REST SINCE 2022.

[averageludwig]

Demosolly as fucking ... Bubbline ... From that one universe.... This came to me in a dream and i woke up frantically to draw it. . at . er 2 am on a school day. . cough. I Might have a problem 😁 i cant explain my thought process here if you get it .... You get it. ..

[skywerse]

[ali-borsch]

i am kind of obsessed w my bf and gf genderbends

[xiaeom]

day one of drawing mephistopheles until he's romanceable

[puppyfail]

this pic is driving me insane i can't stop staring at it

[marvelandsuchstuff]

every day i wake up and thank chris nolan

[j0celynh0rr0r]

Facts🦇