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i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets

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The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

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my jonas brother in christ

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The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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Same energy

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Minecraft if it was awesome

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they should. give me one thousand dollars every month so i can commission artists who are very clearly unwell

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i should have paid hours in my workday to straight up fujo it out

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i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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for me to like a character one thing they have to be is highly hurtable

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You hear me going "aww who's a good boyyyy is it youuu" in the cadence you'd hear me talking to a cat. You look over and I'm talking to a visibly disgruntled businessman.

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