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dan likes the quirky, blond, colorfully dressed physical embodiment of boardgames whose name starts with the letter p I said oh I'm sure
#not to mention they also look quite a lot alike#dan get up#this is embarrassing#dan and phil#dan howell#amazingphil#phil lester#dan and phil games#dnp#phan#daniel howell#danisnotonfire
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Spencer obviously gets a little drunk everytime you let him into your bed, we've all known this. He gets overwhelmed with lust, and devotes his entire being to giving you pleasure.
But, being a little pussydrunk doesn't stop him from overflowing with affection, and he can't help himself from being all cutesy even while you're writhing against his light-green duvet.
Has your thighs slung over his shoulders, lower half of his face shining with slick. You can't help but whine at the sight of him, hips trying to buck under the weight of his right forearm slung over your stomach. He can't hold back, ready to dive back in, but not before cooing up at you sweetly, left hand snaking up the bed to intertwine your fingers with his.
Or you're straddling him, hips swivelling on autopilot as you're submerged in the rapture zapping up your spine. He's mesmerised by the sight, one hand smoothing up your side as the other trails up to smooth your hair back, cupping your face tenderly. Soft encouragements and declarations of devotion tumble from his lips, as if the two of you aren't on the brink of collapse.
Or you're being crowded into the sheets, your calves resting over his shoulders as he presses into you meanly. Your brain can't handle it, soft noises escaping your lips as your eyes flutter shut without your permission. That just won't do, he can't go without the eye contact he needs to make him feel even closer to you than he already is. Without moving his eyes from you, he turns his head, peppering soft kisses to the ankle hooked on his left shoulder, as he pleads for you to open your eyes in a low voice.
"Please, angel, just want to see your eyes. Love your eyes, love how you look at me, won't you look at me, honey?"
#shablam#this is embarrassing#i hate him#mie writes#mie rants#spencer.r#criminal minds#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid imagine#criminal minds x reader#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid smut#spencer reid x fem!reader#criminal minds smut#spencer reid x you#dr spencer reid
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red is his favorite — sim jaeyun



synopsis : jake eats u out while ur on ur period bc im going crazy looking at these pictures
cw : dubcon maybe? blood, period blood, oral sex (while reader is on their period), afab reader, fingering, freak jake, use of terms of endearment, just nsfw stuff so minors do not interact
smut under cut lol
jake loves you like this. exhausted and too weak to fight back. he loves when you give up— when you let him make you come so much, you start going dumb for him.
gasps catch in your throat as you try to push him away, whining something about your period. your cramps have ruined your day, your mood— and the last thing you want right now is sex. but jake doesn’t care. he doesn’t stop, instead, he spreads your legs wider, not even trying to be gentle. he’s messy, impatient. he wants to taste you, and a little blood isn’t going to stop him. he was going to make you understand that.
“cmon baby,” he murmurs, licking his lips, eyes locked on the slick mess between your thighs. the mix of wetness and blooding dripping from your cunt only makes his cock harder, leaving his pants feeling tight.
then his mouth is on you. he pushes his tongue inside with a groan, like he’s the one being devoured. you squirm, whining something, still trying to shove him off even though it already feels so good.
“fuck, you taste so good,” he mutters into you. he doesn’t care what you say, he never does. he’s filthy with it— tongue dragging slow and obscene from your entrance to your clit, making sounds that shouldn’t turn you on. “so sweet,” he hums, “tastes so fucking sweet, baby.”
you moan without meaning to, legs shaking as he sucks on your clit. he groans against you again, the vibrations sending sparks against your spine. ypu roll your hips against him without thinking, needy and desperate, begging him for more.
and he flicks his tongue against your hole, two fingers circling your clit, teasing you. he doesn’t give you more until you’re crying for it, your legs shaking.
and when you look down, his expression is cruel, because he knows. he knows how disgusting you feel but how much you love it anyway, and he loves that.
he slides two fingers in. they’re long, curling hard inside you, hitting places you could never reach on your own. and he thanks god he’s the only one who can make you feel like this, who can touch you like this.
he doesn’t stop, not when you come once, not when you come again.
when he finally pulls his fingers out, your whimpers make his eyes flutter shut. he lifts his head, his mouth, chin, jaw smeared with blood. you turn your face away, cheeks burning, shy just seeing him like this. but he just licks his fingers clean and grabs your chin, forcing ypur gaze back on him.
“i knew you’d like it, baby,” he breathes against your lips. a lazy smirk on his face— smug, mean and so pretty it hurts you. you hate him, and you hate how you want more. he leans in and kisses you slow, messy, sliding his tongue in your mouth and you already know he isn’t done with you, not even close.
#♡ wonist : library#sorry if theres typos or something i wrote this in 5 min and impulsively decided to post#just yea idk#This is embarrassing#jake sim#jake#enhypen#enhypen x you#enhypen x reader#enhypen smut#sim jaeyun#sim jaeyun x reader#jake sim x reader#sim jaeyun x you#jake sim x you#sim jaeyun smut#jake sim smut#smit#enha#enha x reader#enha smut#jaeyun x reader#jake x reader#enhypen fanfic#jake sim fanfic#.oral
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It is not that serious little bro
#99% sure if Alex was uncomfortable with this he would’ve said something#he’s done it before#this is embarrassing#vivziepop critical#helluva boss critical#hazbin hotel critical#he does NOT need his boss or her stans speaking for him#30 yr old head ass
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No.
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so there’s this old woman….




#dr clef#alto clef#scp 166#scp#scp foundation#my art#genderbent#woman clef has more of a chokehold on me than regular clef#this is embarrassing#so anyway if you were wondering what ive been doing this is what 😊#fem clef
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#gptpoo#is this even anything#sorry I really need him like so bad#this is embarrassing#mark grayson#if I squeeze my eyes shut and pretend hard enough this scene is him with Rex below him. 🙂↕️#mark grayson smut#I guess😭#invincible#invincible smut#sorry I’m not aware of like any other nsfw/suggestive tag for this fandom I just got here 😢#suggestive#gptsugg
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shout out to the 3 other Norton fans out there❤️
#bully scholarship edition#bully canis canem edit#bully cce#bully game#norton williams#this is embarrassing
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Demosolly as fucking ... Bubbline ... From that one universe.... This came to me in a dream and i woke up frantically to draw it. . at . er 2 am on a school day. . cough. I Might have a problem 😁 i cant explain my thought process here if you get it .... You get it. ..
#art#tf2#fanart#team fortress 2#tf2 demoman#boots n bombs#tf2 soldier#fionna and cake#?#i am insane#just mixing up my interests again#this is embarrassing#its the autism#sollydemo#they are ruining my life#UGHHHH sorry i have an addiction to drawing demo in anything county#i love him#averiart
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Been a bit aint it………….. I need to sleep.
#this is embarrassing#on my part it is#hi..#resident evil#albert wesker#william birkin#willsker#well. it’s joked and implied WHATEVER#SHUTUP#YOU NEVER SAW ME.
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say a prayer for max verstappen. he’s not dead but he will be soon when charles gets his ass for that game
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I am once again reminded that the juries have no taste.
#eurovision 2025#eurovision#esc#esc 2025#foreveranevilregal liveblogs esc#please pray for them#that their taste returns soon#I know my faves won’t do great but like#this is embarrassing
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Something I made in Roblox yonks ago featuring the iterators + Watcher. idk I am not too proud of it. Then again, I am never proud of my old work but thought I'd post some art.
#rain world#art#rw iterators#five pebbles#looks to the moon#no significant harassment#seven red suns#sliver of straw#chasing wind#unparalleled innocence#no i am not tagging roblox fuck you /lh#this is embarrassing#please dont repost#i am ashamed of it :(#prone to possible deletion out of shame
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hi hi hi
shows u my art and runs away



#see guys i actually can draw#i just suck at digital art#i told u i told u!!!!!!#its kind of bad but but thats ok#please dont bring up that this is a minecraft character guy#please dont#im embarrassed#ignore the following tag#skizzleman#long sigh#hermitcraft#i guess#or life smp#please just dont come at me#this has no meaning btw#just nice to look at#unfortunately i started drawing him as a blob in my science book#now it has turned to this#sighhhh#okay thats enough#traditional art#my art#albeit not very good#drawing#this is embarrassing#yeah his hand is fucked up what about it#who even can draw hands anyway#ok bye
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You know an obsession is not gonna go away anytime soon when you suddenly remember sociological concepts you haven't studied in years because of it.
Anyways Yellow Malevolent was doomed because of labeling theory thank you goodnight.
#this is embarrassing#i finished studying sociology two years ago and studied deviance almost four years ago why tf is this coming up now#smh#yellow is Like That because of Arthur yes but like. i didnt want to remember why.#malevolent#yellow malevolent#arthur lester#sociology
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ELTINGVILLE CLUB INSERT MOMENT !!

hi, presenting my silly fella here too, his name is alejandro and he’s a goth NOT affiliated with the eltingville club, he has his own club. it’s a little extensive to resume his whole backstory so I’ll concentrate on how his relationship began with bill, who he met one day he was roller skating at the street and the boys were rolling their dices in the middle of the road, this caused alejandro to trip over and provoke for their dices to end up in the sewer; of course bill started insulting him along with the group, but he was the louder one and who caught alejandro’s attention, fighting back. the second time a new spiderman issue came out, the planet of the symbiotes, ale as a spiderman fan saved money to buy it, he entered joe’s store and noticed the last copy of the issue was prettily positioned on the shelf, once examining it closely he felt a hand on his shoulder asking him harshy to not buy it since he wanted it to himself, guess who it was? obviously, william alan dickey being an annoying little bitch, anyways alejandro ends up getting it and bill gets super pissy about it.
finally, their third encounter was at a blockbuster, bill wanted to rent the star wars trilogy, browsing the sci-fi shelf he looked up and noticed alejandro right in front of him just a few centimeters away, his face focused on the cover of ‘wes craven’s new nightmare’ (he loves horror movies), to resume bill starts walking behind him yelling at him that he stole his precious comic but then notices the tape on his hand, to which his attention picks up and starts getting interested in alejandro; a few weeks later their situationship starts and both suffer for the other cuz they’re stupid.
thanks to anyone reads this, if someone does !
silly thing also, creds in the image :-)
if you wanna know more about my silly creature just ask me in my inbox I suppose !
#the eltingville club#welcome to eltingville#tec#self insert#self ship#bill dickey#this is embarrassing#yes I am ashamed of self shipping#yes I will keep doing it#goth#Spotify
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