#(( what a DICK ))

[cannibalspicnic]

I love that it's a requirement in Fromville for evil or spooky things to also be huge dicks about it. The monsters? Total dicks. The jukeboxes? Often pretty dickish. Whatever Sara's hearing that's always laughing at them? Absolute fucking dick.

[doesusernamework]

Nico: Why is Percy crying?

Annabeth: He took one of those “Which greek God’s child am I” quizzes.

Nico: And?

Annabeth: He got Zeus.

[spaciebabie]

just found out my mom has been stealing money out of my account!! thats so kind of you mother dearest. the next time you look in my savings you will find there is only 5 dollars there for you to steal :)

[msue0027]

we need more anita

she needs to come back for at least one adventure. especially now that she's gonna have experience in working with time travel, paradoxes, and whatnot.

[captain-ghost]

I listened to Torchwood - Believe last year

These sketches are all from ages ago while I was listening to it, I just saw them again and thought they were funny

[airocats]

[euphorial-docx]

someone on tiktok just argued with me that you shouldn’t tips maids because they make a lot of money without it…

i want to live in whatever reality that guy lives in, because i make minimum wage to clean up shit stains left by nasty, irresponsible assholes like him.

anyways.

tip your maids. it is a service. they are a service worker. tip your service workers.

[evviejo]

thirteen’s era appreciation: 194/?

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

Marianne’s dad: You’d be stronger with a king by your side!

Marianne:

[pippin-pippout]

I hate the dad I hate the dad I hate the dad I hate the dad

[ringhoarder]

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO VICTOR I WILL KILL MYSELF

[myfriendgoo94]

kinda fucked up how in ffxv noctis just makes his friends watch him fish for hours at a time and doesn’t let them join

[thelowerdecker]

Jax! 🙄

[frogaroundandfindout]

Jesse is having trouble with her mother and is reluctant to meet her new husband to be. Dick asks if she wants him to take being her boyfriend so she doesn’t have to go alone and Jesse eagerly agrees. They soon discover that the man Jesse’s mother is to marry is barely Jesse’s age, something dick seems to find amusing. Jesse’s mother soon calls her out for having dick pretend to be her boyfriend (titans #26)

[minister-of-judgestice]

*rattling the bars of my prison cell*

I want outttttt- If I say I’m sorry for trying to steal your hat and toss in a couple Hail Mary’s will you let me go 😩 (asking for a friend)

Frollo clicks his tongue mockingly, a sharp tsk tsk tsk sound echoing in the stale dungeon air. "Oh, I doubt a confession so clearly feigned is enough to free you," he sighs, voice trailing off, "I'd much rather hear it sincerely. Do you think the rack will loosen your forked tongue?"

(( // What if instead of Claude Frollo- it was Claude 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂- this guys totally a sadist ))

[kushblazer666]

everyone knows about the annoying balloon dick right. but i feel like vastly fewer people know about his blog, where he recounts a tale of getting way too high off a weed cookie and then showing up unannounced at his neighbors apartment and freaking out until they call an ambulance