#w/out telling me btw.
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just found out my mom has been stealing money out of my account!! thats so kind of you mother dearest. the next time you look in my savings you will find there is only 5 dollars there for you to steal :)
#spacie spoinks#what a dick#i was wondering why it was going down so fast b/c....i dont spend a lot of money. and then.#like multiple times i see ''your mother has transferred money to her account''#like ok#w/out telling me btw.#lol get real#GEEEET FUCKING REAL LMFAOOOOOO#there goes like 400+ dollars over the course of!!! only a couple weeks!!!!!!
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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where theyāre coworkers at a maid cafe. Sheās a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what itās like having a personal life and personal issues. Heās actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesnāt show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because heās undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.
Senshiās the part time cook you only see slivers off, heās kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts heās in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows sheās distracting him from work too. Thatās it thatās the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3
This was not meant to be birthday gift but wellā¦ā¦ Happy bday Chil!!!
Read from left to right
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Chilchuck tims#marcille donato#spoilers#dunmeshi au#Maid cafe au#Marchil#Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao#i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more#The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more#You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence#Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw#they donāt get back together btw she goes you havenāt talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU havenāt talked to ME in 4ā#i mean ehem iām sorry hahaā¦ while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 yearsā¦#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing#I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasnāt meant to be#idk if marchil ever gets together in this one itās an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au#romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you#once heās blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes āā¦ā¦ Chiiiiiil?ā cue sigh and having to repair#the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldnāt indulge myself to draw save me#shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken#oven but didnāt so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front#Shoutout to my convenience storeās accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty#Understaffed struggles are so real#People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything#Thereās no union but maybe one day heāll get to overthrow the boss idk#The pay IS good at least#Modern au
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they hated illario because he was a d1 yapper who was bad at assassinating people and was so annoyingly drunk and grief stricken at his cousinās wake that viago had to drug him to shut him up (so what if he was also the guy who set his cousin up to die/disappear) . and also for working with the venatori and selling out the antivan crows i guess.
#illario as a guy who regretted his power grab but had no choice but to double down after lucanis came back is interesting to me btw#not entirely canon compliant to how the story is set up but yeah#even illario going WHAT . when he finds out lucanis is alive i am choosing to believe is him panicking because#zara did not in fact get him to die. illario thought he would die there. he did not. (what has he done) (shit. he has to do it himself)#and double on that . caterina didnt trust him enough to tell him#once again reminded he is dellamorte the lesser !#and still he knows hes not even a good crow. he couldnt actually kill lucanis. he cant actually bring himself to kill lucanis!#so ofc he spends the next act trying to manipulate him into leaving and for lucanis to believe its his own doing#and only when all of this fails (too soft to even kill his grandma btw) he has a public brawl w lucanis#that ends so badly for him that he is humilated in front of all the remaining talons#hes literally my babygirl#illario dellamorte#dav spoilers#dav#txt#rook: im sorry abt illario :/#viago: dont be. he had many unredeeming qualities from before he was a traitor
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An Well Made Excuse To Post My Specific Headcanons I've Had Since The Show Came Out
#bro fought his way thru those two only to burn the house down#anyway kdsjfsdf#that doodle and that comic werent actually made for eachother#i just wanted an excuse to post my oddly specific sleep headcanon lol#I like to think Uzi is so restless because shes always thinkin abt smth (whether that be stressful or not)#N sleeps like a rock and usually doesn't move; if its just him and Uzi he'll usually curl around her so she can't fall off the bed#V's had the habit since she was a worker#Tessa would always make excuses to have sleepovers w/ her fave drones#and it was usually J's problem of being cuddled to death by a sleeping V#nowadays the only way V gets peaceful sleep is the reassurance that Uzi or N are still there#hence the N dog plush in the comic dsklfjsldkfj#I have more headcanons of this variety (like for J) but i'll stop here#thanks for reading again! you guys really like to point out my tags and it makes me giggle everytime#anyway BYE :]#murder drones#serial designation n#serial designation v#uzi doorman#envuzi#enzi#violentbiscuitbites#< i seriously love that shipname btw. I love MD ship names#i love having been here so long I could tell you who made the og names everyone built off of. I think fandom is good sometimes (sometimes)
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originally for my ask/rpblog!
#you cant REALLY tell but goro's ears r red in his 2nd panel#TY FOR THE ASK!!! these were really silly and fun LMAODSJKGSDFW#i still want to come up w scenarios fr the other thieves but my smlal brain... soon... ueueue#drawing on my laptop sucks so bad btw the lag is insane even with only like 30 or so layers GET ME OUT#cele draws#sumire yoshizawa#akira kurusu#goro akechi#shusumi#akesumi#royal trio#(its also defijnintely sh/uakes/umi but wont tag since no jokercrow in here but IT IS. IN MY MIND PALACE!!!)#persona 5 royal
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when you're Probably Not Cis but you present as it anyways because you're too lazy to do anything about it
#anyone else? just me?#btw this is specifically about me being agender but like it could apply to other genders too lol#for a short period of my life (like 0.00000003 seconds) I thought I might be gender fluid or something but#I realised I Did Not Care At All#so: agender#but yeah I wouldn't deny it if someone asks if I'm agender ig#and for stuff asking your gender (e.g poll or survey or smth) then if theres an agender option then I'll go w that#but irl I tell people to use either she/her (I'm afab) or any pronouns#and like I'm probably not gonna try and come out as agender or anything#mainly bc its a Hassle and I'm Lazy#agender#gender shenanigans#how do I even tag this--#uhh#genderqueer#good enough ig#:thumbs up:#edit: oh wait I know how I can tag this lmao#trans#transgender#queer#nonbinary#non binary#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtqiia+#lgbtq+#lgbtqia+#enby#genderfluid
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Bundling up for the winter š«¶
Taglist: @solxima @angelwishess @scint1llat3 @distant-velleity @twtysevapr @cynthinesia @h0neybane @viperbunnies @linabirb @thehollowwriter @wafflethewitchboy @siphoklansan @jewelulu @skibidibabygirl @gimmeurmoneyagh (ask me if you wanna be added/removed!)
#I somehow found time in the middle of my busy busy week to make this#The voices were too loud#It's okay It's helping me cope with the stress š#It came to me bc... I was also dressed like that to go out#Why did no one tell me how nice it is to wear a scarf in the winter#I've been through 2 already and I've never known this.#Anyway... yeah... I'm gonna be thinking about this as I go to sleep now. Good night (it's 2 am and this is scheduled)#twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#twst oc#azul ashengrotto#twst azul#oc x canon#azulchi#taruchi#ā taruchi's drawings š#Btw I suggest coming up w winter themed drawings like these for your own ships#They're so cute and the amount of ideas you can get#Thank you winter for existing#Oh also#I'm particularly proud of taru in the first panel. She looks exactly how I intended her to look#Major success on my part
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scientists have big brains but the energy payoff is that their souls atrophy at a faster rate than usual so to combat that they need to read more books. and by more books I mean more clarice lispector
#should I give my neuropsychologist pi my copy of family ties and tell her to chill the fuck out#Iām being serious#every time I have to directly speak to her I get deep fear in my heart and her valley accent does not help matters#I canāt grow up to be whatever that is I need to keep my whimsy about me#I respect her like crazy btw I just think she needs to imbue her soul w some literature#And ik bc whenever my life is just nuts and bolts science I go crazy#Just like I am rn
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the next thing they'll be involved with, Logan will be drinking and gets told by a non-Wade "I'm here to save you from Deadpool" or some funny shit like that. Toss in a mention about incursions or Wade's 'higher purpose' having no place for Logan. Watch Logan laugh.
#becoming ever so fond of the idea#of Logan The Worst Wolverine being so valuable to any universe that he just can't be left in domestic peace#He could be great. he's BEEN great#an incredible man who only wants to stay at home#that's protagonist behavior#Logan would have been so settled and at peace w himself by this point#he'll negotiate first. He'll try to boil things down harmlessly#any hostiity to him can get to his and Wade's family after all#no the mother bear instinct. claws and all. they come out when Logan is forcibly taken from that universe.#idk i get giddy imagining it#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#deadpool 3#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#logan would be drinking just for the sake of drinking btw#no particular tragedy except for maybe relapsing into depression and needing to self-regulate#but he's good#āhis 'higher purpose' is protecting his friends. when he finds you sneaking around in his universe he'll tell you the same thing. trust me.#cut to āmy higher purpose is being held lovingly by Thor. and protecting my friends. why are you here?ā#give Logan some line like āthe saving goes both ways. we're done with all that shit. walk away nowā#lmao it might probably be wade who's guns first talk later then#the only time his mouth will run quicker than he can draw his weapons is if he can find opportunities to annoy somebody
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Imagine how your f/o wraps gifts, be it for the holidays or just your birthday.
Are they really good? Is it a clean wrap first try or do they need to scrap the whole thing couple time to get it correct?
Are they really bad? Do they try their hardest but you can still see bits poking out?
Do they use ribbon? Stick on bows?
Plain or patterned paper?
Or maybe they'll use bags!
Do they tape it shut or fill it with paper then?
There are so many things to choose...!
#you should tell me all about it in the tags btw i wanna hear ^^#for me it would depend...#if it was pomme then she would be such a sweat at it. they would be perfectly wrapped and have like. ribbon and a bow#they would look almost too cute to rip apart#she would also use red plaid for everyone other than me. mine would be star themed ^^#caramel would use bags i love her but she cannot wrap a gift to save her life#metal is a robot. its gunna be precise and all wrapped with star themed paper and no ribbon.#they know its not my favorite thing to take off unless i can untie it and keep it#āļøstardust hourglassš#[ā¦ļøwe meet againā¦ļø]#[š§]#f/o imagines#f/o imagine#selfship#OH I FORGOR MY PARENTS!!!#uhhhh sound w. would definitely wrap it all up#in like plain purple or paper with cute snowflakes on it. they really like snow its one of their favorite things about earth!#shock w. just puts it in a bag#he does not care about holidays that much. the only reason he partakes is because sound w. forces him to#not because he doesn't care about me and lazer but bc it takes so much time out of his work#platonic f/o#romantic f/o#ok im done
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I showed my husband some of your Shane's cause I was kicking my feet and giggling and he said "looks like he smells", so I said well, yeah. And I think he's rethinking everything about the person he married.
MY SMELLY KING .. i will never strip him of his gross ass odor šŖ and honestly ur hubby had the correct reaction bc i genuinely left this note for myself during my time lapse bc i was shocked by how smelly i made him look
if i ever make a shane that looks like he doesnāt reek u have permission to gun me down
#if ur man doesnāt smell is he really ur man š¤Ø#like ur telling me a man that spends more time w chickens than people might NOT smell like pure ass#righttttt#itās canon that kendall can sniff out when Shaneās crossed the boundary to his farm#SO cute that u showed ur hubby btw š#from now on i have to vet all my work thru him to make sure i made shane look smelly enough#chitchat#sdv shane
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(transcript by @violentandmagnificent)
Itās quiet here, living in your head. Itās quiet here, and when I talk, you listen, at least when you can hear me, which isnāt always. It isnāt always, but itās better than never. Itās quiet here, living on this ship. Itās quiet here, and I remember when it was loud, I remember different voices bouncing in these halls, I remember old arguments, I remember myself. I wonder how much I can tell you; becauseĀ I can tell you; I have much to say. But you never saw me astride the Prophetās Path, beside the Resin Heart, imparting wrath and play. So who am I? You only know what theyāve told you. So who am I? You only know whatās written down. So who am I? You only know whatās on recordings, and according to the world, Iām a hypocrite, or drowned. I doubt you can hear me, but I know that she can. So pardon my frustration, Iām just tired of her plan. I lost my life long before I understood, before metaphor became real, before I felt the wheelās wood. I wonder what sheāll tell you. I wonder what sheāll share.Ā I wonder what sheāll ask of you, what task of sweat and prayer.Ā I long to sweat and pray, a body in the day. The color of the sun. The touch, the ocean's spray.Ā The last thing that I felt in life. (The first thing that I felt in life.) The touch, the ocean's spray.Ā I hope she tells the truth to you. (I hope she tells the worst to you.) The touch, the ocean's spray.Ā I loved her like she told me to. (I left her like she told me to.) The touch, the ocean's spray.Ā Weāre running out of time, you know? (Sheās running out of time, you know?) The touch, the ocean's spray.Ā I fear we might be mirrored, two echoes of a call shouted between two queens, two queens who want it all. I fear we might be symmetry, I fear we might be one. Make her tell the truth to you before we come undone.
PALISADE 37: Reach In / Reach Out Pt. 1
#palisade#palisade spoilers#gur sevraq#i checked and i dont think anyones uploaded this one yet?#still havent listened to the episode proper btw.#possibly unwise to post this since i might see spoilers in the tags but whateverrrrrr gur sevraq.#i have an animatic rattling around in my head & like. im not doing that. but oooohhh#friends at the table#is it ocean spray or ocean's spray? it doesnt really matter truly but the s sound is so sharp to me... hrm.#thank you to ellis violentandmagnicifent again. i messed around w the linebreaks a bit but its hard...#its this weird balance between 'this is what it sounds like to me' vs 'but it looks strange (?!??)'#i really like the one at 'I wonder how much I can tell you; becauseĀ '. thats a really good one. leaving it as is#it hits both (looks cool + captures the intonation used)#tbh this is also making my fingers itch to write it out how i did it on my long road to palisade intro comic#like. in a fun way.#long post
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Quick self ship sorta indulgent doodles I did for comfort lolz stay safe everyone !!
#x men#marvel#morph x men#morph exiles#kevin sydney#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#self ship#me x canon#idk guys rough couple days....#did this right when i came out tge hospital#idk man i need them to kiss my forhead n tell me its ok#might do one w quicksilver next... mayhaps gambit if im feeling frisky#do u guys like my sona#honestly tried making it as accurate as possible.... my hair does unfortunately look like that.#btw that is ARM HAIR
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Mostly doodles
(Can't thank enough this tutorial on drawing twists (link here) for helping me to draw Ram's hair, both blogs have incredible resources so go give them a visit!)
#a.b.a#paracelsus#sin kiske#ramlethal valentine#elphelt valentine#eddie#slayer#rival#testament#unika#we barely know about unika's full personality yet so uh. she kinda looks like a cat I figured out she'd like cat related stuff?#sorry for so many character tags this time#yes that's tuxedo eddie yes that's construction worker testament#and yes that's renowned chimaki pro jumper's rival#u can tell these don't come to me as easily to draw as a.b.a lmao. I actually used no ref w her.. neither w para or slayer btw#art tag2b named#guilty gear#guilty gear fanart
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guess which boyfailure just broke down crying in a culver's !!! ššššššš
#š¬ ā šš§ šš«šš”š¢šššš'š¬ š«šš¦šš„š¢š§š š¬ . . . ā§#so im . i have to makeup an online class session right#i have to be on a zoom from 7 pm to 9#and im like cool sure i can do that but i just got out of conditioning and the crew team is going to culvers for fundraising#and like... the zoom wont be that strict right. i can have my camera off probably haha#top ten words spoken before disaster i tell u wtf#girl pulls up to the zoom call#CALLS ATTENDANCE 4 TIMES#btw#atp im in the culvers line tryna order right. she then sets down some rules#camera on. microphone has to be working#okok rudimentary stuff i can work w that right.. haha no then she goes you cant talk or laugh keep ur full face in the frame and NORMALLY t#that kinda sturff wouldnt be a probelm but im over here at culvers being big backed yk so i go ok. no worries ill lock in#so i borrow my friends knockoff airpods and sneak a couple bites in of my cheese curds but like fast sneaky and hand over mouth type shit y#anyways the tags are probably gonna get cut off so ill wrap this up. i suffer through not being able to take a bite of my burger for a good#hour and 20 minutes and thne my phone just fucking dies. after all that#i had to like dodge my friends hands in the air i had to make sure no one was in my camera frame cause girl would regularly check too#that and my lack of sleep for the past three weeks just accumulate to me sobbing in culvers im so paatheicsdafjsdl
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thinking about scars...
#do the scars look 'realistic'? beats me!#atla#atla art#atla fanart#avatar the last airbender#zuko#song atla#was thinking about all the characters in atla w/ visible scars. and there's also aang (his back) and bato (his chest + arm)#but i got lazy and couldn't figure out how bodies work lol so it's just song and zuko for now#first time i've ever drawn zuko. still dunno how i feel about it#but the scar bit was the hardest bc i wanted to do my own interpretation of it and i always figured that baby was Melted#also i copped outta this one idea i had but- while drawing zuko's scar i used reference images (obvs)#and it made me think 'hm. y'know that scar looks roughly the shape of someone's hand. the curve of the palm over the eye mainly'#but i wasn't gonna redo my lineart about it bc i hate doing lineart so i just. sat on the thought of a burning palm pressed against his fac#anyway#i've also never drawn bare feet before. an experience i tell you h'what!#but idk what song's hand is doing. it's just sorta...There? but i'm counting it as a win that i even bothered doing that so!#my art#this isn't ship art btw. song was kind and empathetic and This asshole was like 'i'm gonna steal her ostrich horse'. boo! 2 thumbs down!!
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