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William gives Michael a very âgoodâ FNAF gift..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#william afton#plushtrap#springtrap#smiling friends#fnaf 3#fnaf 4#yes this is based off the smiling friends bit#William is just trying to be âniceâ and give his son a gift#a smaller version of himself a plushtrap#who wouldnât want a plushtrap??#Michael is confused and kinda concerned.. he does not want that lil guy#guess William will never give a gift again đ#FR THOUGH its really funny to me that like#William in canon made a plush ver of himself#specifically to scare his children at night#like whatâs his problem đđ#love you plushtrap though youâre just a silly lil guy
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Ongoing stepladder debate
#its a stepladder#i take no other answer#i took the chance to add a bunch of random stuff in the newspaper#it might be a little bit hard to navigate#oopsie#the confusing apollo and polly the parrot thing is something that actuallt happened#she actually thought i was talking about the parrot whenver i mentioned âoh yeah polly is defending that guyâ#THE PARROT.#although its ace attorney its plausible#anyway#ace attorney#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#apollo justice#kind of#ace attorney fanart#lopsaii art#ema skye#klavier gavin
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the "tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect" was not part of my 2022 bingo card
#goncharov#this website is on a whole new level of unhinge jfc#love how this turned out tho#and the commitment to the bit#it's like one big inside joke that everyone is in on#oh god imagine how confused the digital archivist in the future will be#like#was there or was there not a movie called goncharov???#did martin scorsese direct it really?? where is it then??#and they'll never find it#text
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Dick Grayson, leaving the house late at night in an incredibly tight cop uniform, smiling and coming home with bruises and a pay check: Hey guys :DD
the entire Batman: itâs okay, we know your aâŠ.a stripper and we will try our best to support you
Dick who just wanted to work in the police force: wait what
#Heâs a bit confused why Bruce looks so constipated anytime he says he had a good day at work#text post#batman#batfam#dick greyson#nightwing
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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:
The confession booth scene.
Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.
That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.
Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, itâs cloaked in shame.â
If you want to have a more expansive list, @destiel-is-real-idgaf added to this one quite nicely.
#i'm not even trying to prove a point#I'm just genuinely confused as to what the heck these scenes were supposed to be if dean is not bi#the fact that dean was the best written bi character who struggles with internalized homophobia I have ever seen and it was an accident#insane#dean and cas had the best relationship development I have ever seen#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#dean is bi#bi dean#bi dean winchester#they did my son so dirty#he grew so much over the seasons#without his dad around to force toxic masculinity#they let him be dorky#goofy#geeky#good at cooking#but didn't let him be bi#i will be adding more to the list#the title is a bit of a hyperbole#some of these do make sense with Dean being straight#but they're honestly pushing it
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Goddessdammit Linky, pull yourself together!! I headcanon that after the "The Dragon's Tears" and "Crisis at Hyrule Castle" quests, Link's behavior is so erratic and self-destructive that Purah and the sages strap him to chair and make an INTERVENTION!! They are WORRIED!! đą Poor Link misses Zelda so muchđđđ
But! he has FRIENDS and they CARE FOR HIM â„â„ ------
PS: Yup, it's a shameless homage to Edna Mode
#my art#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#zelink#zelda fanart#totk sages#loz fanart#breath of the wild#zelda#botw#loz tears of the kingdom#princess zelda#botw link#prince sidon#king sidon#sidon#tulin#yunobo#riju#purah#mineru#totk purah#Purah CARES#Tulin is sceptical#Sidon is a bit worried Purah will give Link a concussion#Yunobo is confused#Riju think Purah should smack Link harder#Mineru stares into nothingness#sages intervention#link misses his boss-wife
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gay dracula
#a doodley#1. i love love the thought of some really stupid thing being what Breaks a stoic character for a bit#2. this is also semi based on when i saw the ''suicidal dracula be like i vant to kill myself'' and i couldnt#stop saying i vant to kill myself with the accent it was just so funny to me#3rd panel is al and skunker being confused as to why its affected him this much but they like seeing him smiling of course
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Danny sat on a rooftop feeling confused. It was currently 3 days later than he last remembered. That was 3 DAYS with no memory of anything. He didnât even know what city he was in. The only thing he is sure of is that it wasnât mind control. His experience with Freakshow let him know that.
Along with this feeling more similar to the time his mom shoved high proof cleaning alcohol that was ectofied in his face during an excited rant. The fumes alone had him missing a few hours. Luckily Jazz was there and kept his blackout drunk self entertained.
So the question was, where the hell was he and what did he do?! Also, what caused him to blackout? Last he remembered he was in Metropolis and he got nearly hit in the head with a green glowing stone that he only vaguely could tell was somehow not ectoradium. After that? Nothing.
Aka: Kryptonite is highly compressed ectoplasm and causes Danny to get black out drunk just by being in its vicinity.
P.S. I also would love to see what chaos you think Danny would get up to lol
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#I wonder how much chaos a drunk Phantom would cause?#would be really funny to have the JL trying to catch him thinking he was a villain at first#Then Martian Manhunter manages to get a bit of insight and go âyeah no heâs drunkâ#MM canât read Dannyâs mind#but he can catch bits of emotion here and there#and he knows what drunk people feel like when they emote#When they finally meet with now sober Danny they are understandably just as confused as him#Batman figures it out first and Danny agrees to a small test#They have no idea what they should be feeling that Kryptonite can cause someone to get drunk
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#zukka#somebody asked for a movie of them. I couldn't do that but i could try and make it look like screen shots from a movie.#this is what won in the poll here you go#pinning zuko? thirsty zuko? or confused zuko?#probably all of the above#no wonder he is moody#a bit of âoblivious sokkaâ#is he tho? ( meme)#i mean.... he let his hair down he must have know what he was doing! Right? RIGHT??????#sokka#zuko#fanart#avatar the last airbender#hahahhahaha my boy zuko can't even speak in the last panel#i had so much fun with this
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happy pride month
#surprise. it's a bit. i actually drew the punchline earlier and was like âoh ill make up the lead in laterâ#and then the lead-in ended up being 8 pages long and semi-serious. kms. and my wrist#isat#isat spoilers#odile#siffrin#mirabelle#i want to be her best friend irl and im so serious i adore her#anyways. long post be upon ye dash again sorry#art#god i hope this one lands im worried it sucks. oh well. cant all be bangers#also this isnt the same universe or context or whatever as the other comic like this its just bits#also. the trick to getting siffrin to agree to themself being loved is to just confuse them with something else. like a dog taking a pill#long post
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world's longest staring contest GO-
#them. he??? wally plural <3#how are they the same little man....#looking between them in confusion so fast i get whiplash#one half of my brain: huh what huh what huh-#the other half: HOLY SHIT TWO WALLYS!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3#wait would it be wallys or wallies#fr what Is wally plural#existential questions we should all ask ourselves#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#wally darling#i got a little lost in the Sauce making this & finished before realizing i didnt copy it over to a new larger canvas#& do the final layer/colors/bg there#so its a Little Bit Lower Resolution than id like#BUT HEY ITS NOT LIKE THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!!!!#whatever whatever doesnt matter its done and im satisfied with it#& i fuckin better be bc working on this killed my wrist lmfao#nearly dropped my stylus at one point from the sudden Oofie Ouchie#suffice to say i will be queuing this & then taking a day-long break from my hobbies#which are all hell on the wrist#which means i will probably leave the house out of sheer boredom#maybe ill watch spiderverse. go get a tasty Beverage. take a walk. summon the old gods if im in a silly goofy mood#just now realizing i probably drew wally too small#puppet wally. og wally light of my life. AHAHA OOPSIES TOO LATE TO FIX IT NOW đ„Čđ
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I had a coworker a few years ago that thought âtransgenderâ was an offensive term.
One day he heard someone refer to me as trans and he said âwoah! Trans is a slur! When youâre at work you need to use a more respectful term, like sissy, or I will report you to HRâ
I appreciate so much that he was willing to come to my defense, but lol he had that backwards.
He had heard that the T-slur was offensive and just assumed that âTransâ and âTransgenderâ were different forms of the T-Slur.
#he was a bit embarrassed at first when I explained it to him#but we were able to have a good laugh about it#Himbo ally shit#he was a good guy#just a little confused
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Charles has always left Edwin little notes slipped between the pages of his favorite books, in his science equipment, places he knows Edwin loves. Just silly thingsâpost its that say âhi Edwin :)â. doodles of Edwin with his nose stuck in a book. reminders to stock up on wolfsbane. but.
Then, post canon, Edwin tentatively starts dating people. And itâs ridiculous, because Edwinâs right there, all the time, but Charles..misses him a bit. And his heads a mess, and he canât sort out what the hell heâs feeling most of the time, and whenever he tries to say any of it out loud it comes out rubbish.
So. He writes down some of the shit he canât say right, and because heâs a coward, hides them so he doesnât have to see Edwinâs face when he reads them.
then Edwin starts writing back.
Neat lilac blue little envelopes appear in Charles coat pockets. In his bag. Once, in his shoe? Some nights, Edwin will clear his throat and mention something from a letter, offhand, like theyâre just picking up conversation, and Charles can pretend they are. That they always have talked about the basement, the belt, the nameless fear that chokes him every time Edwin walks out the door with someone else on his arm.
Sometimes he canât. The words get stuck in his throat. Edwinâs not mad, heâs maddeningly, stubbornly kind about it, which is worse.
Some nights they trade. A secret for a secret. Charles learns about the novels Edwin used to hide under his mattress, about all the lonely years before Charles got there. About Simon.
Meanwhile, Edwin is losing his mind, because Charles has accidentally stumbled onto what was a fucking courting ritual in his time. Love letters were something engaged couples treasured for years, kept and reread over and over. (Edwin does. keep them in a special box, will take one out and trace the words, tuck it in his breast pocket for courage).
Edwin would rather have to reattach a limb again than lose Charles trust, all the dark and beautiful things he shares with Edwin only. He knowsâknows Charles doesnât mean to make him fall more in love with him.
#payneland#dbda#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#mini fic#charles x edwin#chedwin#fic#anyone is welcome to write this!#maybe I will eventually once I crawl victorious from the mountain of my 10+ wips#either way Iâm a strong believer in the 2 or more cakes principle#would love different peoples takes on this#UGH BUT JUST IMAGINE⊠Edwin being scared to date & try new things#reading over and over how Charles is scared too how heâs faking being brave most of the time.#keeping the letter over his heart for courage#(I do think Edwin should date people for a while because like. heâs hot! he never got to be a teenager!#let him kiss cute boys for a bit! realize thereâs nothing wrong with him! become more confident! more centered!#maybe it makes Charles a little crazy! proud and possessive and confused horny!)#they have time! :) & sometimes you need to go on your solo journey so u can then become more freakishly codependent with your#work bestie husband ride or die twin flame in the future. yk
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Alpha wolf energy (actually golden retriever energy but who's checking)
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#laios dungeon meshi#laios touden#autistic laios#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#chilchuck#chilchuk dungeon meshi#senshi dungeon meshi#dog laios#laios is a dog#digital art#my art#:)#i live laios#i love laios#i laugh laios#art#hes a bit confused but hes got the spirit
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=> Pearl & Co: Ponder the portal
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Gem: I messaged Mumbo and Skizz but no answer yet. I think we should wait-
Gem: Scar!!
Scar: What? No point in letting it go to waste, am I right?
Pearl: Hey whoa whoa whoa
Pearl: Let's hold our horses
Pearl: Why- why do we even need to go to the Nether, anyway?
Scar: Isn't the Enchanting Table there this time, Grian?
Grian: A-yup.
Grian: It's just plopped in a Bastion in there. 'Cause why not.
Scar: Ancient City is a hard act to follow, huh?
Grian: Eh, it works as long as nobody gets access to enchantments too early.
Gem: You don't say! Then maybe WE shouldn't be going there so soon, huh Grian?
Grian: Don't tell me that GeminiSlay is scared of some little piggies!
Grian: I fully expect you to carry, by the by.
Gem: UGH.
Pearl: Come on guys, let's at least wait for Skizz and Mumbo to come back!
Scar: Nooo, you never know who's trying to beat us to it. Those rapscallions could be closing in on the magic table as we speak!
Pearl: :(
=> Pearl & Co: Be Martyn
Start Over -- Go Back
The submission time is now over! See you back in this POV after a couple of posts!
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It's time for another
What Will You Do?
this time addressed to the whole group!
Should they jump right in? Should they wait? Should they do a dance-off? You can suggest actions and arguments for any of the 4 characters, or all of them at once!
Please submit your suggestions as replies to this post, or at this channel in our discord (LINK), or if all else fails - directly to my askbox. This event will last for 3 DAYS, until next Wednesday.
Also - next update we'll be checking in with the POV vote winner, Martyn!
#quadruple life#life smp fan session#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#goodtimeswithscar#grian#i hope this system isn't too confusing ;;;;#we're basically doing 2 separate plotlines but simultaneously#i thought this would be a good way to advance the plot a bit faster#also sorry but the asks will have to wait another day ;;;;;;#i got distracted by a long round of Hunger Games on the server#John from Accounting won
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#cherry magic#my translation#here it is....... the cm if story that started it all................#i read this when there were like 3 vols of the manga out in eng and literally my first thought was ''what the FUCK happens in this manga''#(that and i saw snippets of Those Bits from vol7 so i had a very confusing idea abt the manga at the time kjkfdjg)#anyway this comic makes me so wild and it hit me that ppl might not have seen it so . here u go#as usual theres definitely mistakes pls send corrections if u have any thamk u and enjoy#i swear i saw fanart of this au before.......i gotta find it again
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