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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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William gives Michael a very “good” FNAF gift..

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shepscapades · 1 year ago

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Spotify Wrapped Drawing Challenge!

Okie dokie! Since Spotify Wrapped is officially out and my tweaked playlist is done, send me a number 1-100, and i'll try to do a doodle or two with what+who i associate with the requested song number!

I ended up adding/tweaking a bunch of stuff to/on my top 100, so the overall list is more curated to stuff i've been listening to a lot recently on dbhc playlists and whatnot >:]

To Note: I'm still in the middle of prepping for other stuff so i might not post drawings for a few days, but figured i'd go ahead and post this so i can start brainstorming stuff based on what gets sent in! So yeah!! Happy Asking :]

#no fr though my spotify playlist recents is SO funny #it really be like: DBHC Xisuma | DBHC Doc | DBHC Tango | DBHC Etho | DBHC Bdubs | DBHC Jimmy | DBHC Mumbo | [Redacted]#its so funny to me #i have an illness. clearly #LMAO #ANYWAY #REALLY EXCITED TO SEE WHAT NUMBERS GET PICKED!!#Spotify Wrapped Drawing Challenge #that's the tag i'll use :>#drawing challenge #art escapades

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piierrote · 4 months ago

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takling my little shop seriously is so embarrassing sometimes bc i will be sorting out my production deadlines and typing out shit like in house production and out of house production.... who the hell am I

#its so funny bc it really is In House #bc its. in my house #fr though i've found using this kind of phrasing and sorting things out like this far better for me #and makes me take things far more seriously #useful despite being a little. cringe

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bluebellhairpin · 10 months ago

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I write cannibalism and murder into my fanfics so I am a cannibal and a murderer. No one is safe near me lest I get confused about what is fiction and what is reality. Lock me up I am sick and twisted.

#this is mostly satire btw. if it offends you. i dont really care.#if u dont know what im talking about. dont worry.#if you think its funny. i also do.#i make poor jokes. it happens #but fr with dc there are lines i wouldnt cross. but with fanfic (NOT REAL) i am all for eating people and burtal murder #however would i do that irl? literally never. the thought makes me feel physically ill. in fanfic? there is a thrill.#i might talk about it woth my therapists later this week who knows. but either u understand whats real and fake or y dont #and we had a very good reminder this last week of all the people who cant do that very well #like yeah hearing about it was shocking. if i came across it on my dash though i wouldnt have thought twice about it #i wouldve kept scrolling. maybe blocked the tags. but imo this has all been blown very far out of proportion lol #like drop it fr. we're all better off not having to think about it anymore #lemme write about murdering people who wanna fuck my fictional husband and then eat them with him

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leafuxxtea · 3 months ago

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LISTENING TO SHADE ON LOOP, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO 💥💥💥

#leaf yapping #actually please do not perceive me i just wanna ramble somewhere #I WAS SURPRISED AT HOW GOOD IT SOUNDED #FJSJDAJS ALBAAAAAAN 😭😭 HE IMPROVED SO MUCH AT SINGING #he sounds sooooo good 🥹🥹 his range was so fun and i loved hearing it go up and down #when he said “yeah cuz i dont really think thats what you wanna say”??? I WAS SURPRISED BY HIS TONE #its so very endearing to me though 🥹🥹#genuinely he and claude mix so well together #also the ART???#TENCHOU PUNK OUTFIT???? TSKR 🙏😭#I AM. SCREAMING OVER THIS.#WANT THAT OUTFIT FR. AND HIS CURLY HAIR WITH A BANDANA???? LITERALLY CHEFS KISS #i find it so funny that he was just in his konbini outfit 😭😭#YOU DONT LOOK TOUGH YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE ABOUT TO CLOCK IN TO YOUR 9 TO 5 CONVENIENCE STORE JOB #anyways im gonna loop this song forever

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seventh-district · 1 year ago

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it’s finally getting cold enough that i can bring my cardigan collection back into rotation without feeling like i’m gonna melt into a puddle the second i step outside!!!

#Seven.txt #my face #i have rematerialized back out of the void to once again make my once-in-a-blue-moon selfie & life update post #i’m running on 4 hours of restless sleep and the single banana i ate for lunch earlier today. let’s do this #hrrrrg i hate the lighting in my bathroom but i refuse to take pictures in the absolute Mental Illness Disaster Zone™️ that is my bedroom #anyways. got diagnosed with Mystery Pain Syndrome at the dentist today. so now i take ✨steroids✨#the less funny explanation is that my tooth still hurts with pressure nearly a month post-root canal and That’s Not Good #so we’re trying some new medications to see if that fixes it. and if not then who knows. root canal pt.2 the sequel. or extraction. sigh #and so the Dental Saga continues. todays visit went quite well in spite of the unforeseen mystery pain delaying the tooth-shaving plans #we had some time to kill so he managed to fill some of my other tiny cavities while i was there today so that’s good #okay moving on. what else. uhh. OH they finally came out and ran the fiber to the house last week!!! now i’m just waiting on one more-#-guy to come and finish the interior install and the long awaited fast internet will finally be mine eheheheheeeee #now i can feel my hours upon hours of unedited gameplay footage breathing down my neck :)#man i’ve got so much stuff piled up right now. i’m drowning in Tasks and it’s a lil overwhelming but i’ll handle it all! eventually #uhhhhm my current writing project is coming along well! i’ve never put so much time and effort into a oneshot before in my life #its a labor of love though and i think i’m gonna be really proud of myself (and the fic) once it’s complete #even if no one reads it bc it’s so goddamn self indulgent and kinda lowkey throws canon out the window but like. fuck it!#if i want Astarion to write a song on piano and perform it for me while mentally taking me on a trip down memory lane. then so be it #fr though i’ve never written anything quite like this and i rlly want to do it justice. even if its unrealistic i still want it to be Good #in other news i received word that one of the chickens i sponsor at my local Gentle Barn has passed away so i had a lil cry abt that #i feel so bad for his little tiny chicken wife. they obviously loved each other and it’s like. so sad when one half of an old couple dies #like. she pulled him out of his depression after his 1st wife died. now who’s gonna be there to pull Her out…#anyways let’s not get all sad about that again. in happier news my cat who i presumed died/got killed has returned home uninjured!!!#after that huge stray dog chased her into the woods i thought we’d never find or see her again #but then the morning after i started grieving her she showed back up hungry as hell yet completely unharmed like the enigma that she is #so that’s one definite highlight from earlier this month. uhh what else. rapid fire summary of the past few weeks let’s go-#Jersey turned 10! Bullet turned 10! my 6 year Veganniversary happened! i’m approaching 700 days on DuoLingo!#i’ve written more than 20 thousand words! i’ve been facing some fears! fighting my OCD! taking care of myself! (kinda!)#anyways things are far from being all sunshine and roses around here but i’m trying to focus on the good stuff for the most part #for now tho i have a headache and have reached 30 tags so it’s time to go shovel some mashed potatoes into my mouth :)

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mcybree · 9 months ago

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i love you flower husbands fans that follow me. you are so funny for that

#but no fr idk if you guys are studying me or what but it’s nice bc sometimes I think every fh fan would shoot me on sight #so its nice to have a reminder the internet doesnt work like that all the time. Peace and love…#I miss my ex mutual who shipped them but also agreed with me though that’s also a really funny perspective to have #‘Yeah youre right but they should still make it about it’ youre insane. i gotta respect it #bree barks so fucking loud

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princekirijo · 1 year ago

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EEEEEE YOU GOT IT SO RIGHT WITH ASUKA GRAHHHH

she'd be so anxious around riku at first like him popping up would be a wholeass jumpscare for her 😭😭😭😭the poor baby...like she knows he means well but people are Very Scary to be around

but but but!!!! she is also a girlie very desperate for friendship!!! so i think she'd warm up to 'em <3 ALSO THE THING ABOUT HER READING PEOPLE GRAHHHHH she probably would pick up on riku's insecurity😔and that certainly would help ease her anxiety (and ofc sympathize!!!)

the really funny thing is that she's only close to good at reading people because of lucky guesses😭😭all her knowledge on how people work was attained from the fiction she reads so all she really does is see these patterns or similarities to what she's read about and mentally notes them--writing this out has gotten me to realize that technically asuka's mentally kinassigning everyone she knows nyx help us all

Ah I'm glad to hear dude :'] I did my best to capture everyone's guys correctly so I'm glad I got Asuka right 😼

And yeah LMAO Riku does mean well but he has the swag, energy and flirtatious attitude of a DMC Protagonist 💀 (Although I will clarify that Riku would never flirt with someone if it made them uncomfortable). He is just full of energy though so yeah Asuka is def looking at him like 0-0

But I do think they'd be good friends too!! Riku would learn to like reign himself in around Asuka because he'd feel bad if he made her too nervous. And yeah they'd probably bond over their insecurities as well and they both had a shit time with their respective palace rulers. Also I remembered in the fic too Asuka was like willing to take on Akechi and I wonder if that means she would be able to banter with Riku once she's more comfortable around him (if that makes sense?)

ASUKA KIN ASSIGNING PEOPLE IS SO FUNNY THOUGH 😭 I love the idea of her like assigning everyone a "character" in her head that's really funny of her tbh

#asks #misty-wisp #oc tag #im really glad u enjoyed my rambles about the potential riku asuka dynamic dude :]#its a fun friendship ive had in the back of my head lol #i'll be able to flesh out more once ive gotten riku down if that makes sense #to me he's a mixture of a dm€ protagonist s!mba from lk and my own personality lol #<- really sorry about the censoring i just dont want this in the tags #i actually think it would be really funny if asuka kin assigning riku went like:#riku and asuka are watching lk and at the end of it asuka just goes ohhhh you're basically s!mba but way more depressed and self conscious #<- sorry this is a lil silly 💀 would be interested in seeing who she'd kin assign him as fr #one of these days i will layout riku's personality its just he's such a complex guy in my head its hard for me to put it into words #<- that may just be my dumbass though #i swear proper references are coming... one day

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turtle-seance · 1 year ago

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... the other good thing about my family not following this blog is i can also uh. say things that are not terrible jokes

#talk tag #leo.txt #'oh but isnt everything you say a joke' common misconception actually! only most things are. hope this helps <3 #like mayb 70-80% of things. 90% if im really feelin it #look its not my fault im just naturally funny and charming and handsome etc etc. what can u do <3 #..anyway umm um. dont tell anyone but the touch starvation has been hitting real hard lately #like man a lot of the rest of this stuff i could like . deal with. like Yeah not being seen or heard sucks but at least theres #the goggles for that right #but theres not. like. touch goggles thatd be weird. idk how that would even work #and its like. i feel bad for complaining when donnie is working so hard to make me a body #and im HERE and my family can see and hear me again and like . i am grateful for that! i just #mannn idk. i miss touch </3 #ok anyway enough cringe (aka emotions) posting for the night LMAO uummmm look over there- [disappears]#see. ghost joke #no fr though im good i just gotta yell into the (non separate dimensional) void sometimes. u know how it is #ok well. probably not really bc all of you are alive but like #... at least as far as i know. hey if any of you are ghosts you have to tell me or its entrapment. for legal reasons this is a joke

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moyurukoda · 2 years ago

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If I see a morally grey, self destructive, pathetic middle aged man I will put him in my brain and make him my entire personality. Every goddamn time

#harry du Bois? that is me. he just like me fr #also I will rant disco elysium thoughts tor the rest of the tags now #(also also any disco elysium fans please make yourselves known I Need to see more content from this fandom on my dash)#it was a fun game!!#i wasn’t invested initially but like an hour or so in I became Hooked #the like. traits mechanic I can’t remember what its called was really interesting #I didnt realise how much it truly affected the narrative until I tried talking about the ruby confrontation #with a friend who had started the game at the same time as me #and she was shocked about what I did in my playthrough becquse it wasn’t even an option for her #theres so many special and funny moments that I encountered in my playthrough #and I didnt even go through the thought cabinet that much so I definitely missed dome stuff #especisllly with the church and la responsibilite #also the horrific necktie quest #but I purposefully stopped that pne because the tie was annoying to me fhfbdndn #idk how I feel about the end fully #I was a bit disappointed that (SPOILERS)#the killer wasn’t someone we had met prior though he was still an interesting character #and the ending felt rather anticlimactic after the tribunal #but apart from that it was still great #speaking of #THE TRIBUNAL?? HOLY SHIT THERE WASNT EVEN A TIME LIMIT BUT THAT WAS TENSE #I didnt save rhat many people :(#titus Alain and eugene were the only survivors i think #also the fucking authority check to tell Kim someone was behind him??#terrifying i think I legit yelped KIM NO when it came up #he really trusted me though so it was still a high percentage chance but still if I rolled snake eyes i would’ve been distraught #(side note Kim is definitely my favourite character #cuno is in second place which I did not expect but I always loved interacting with him)#other parts of the ending that destroyed me included the final dream sequence cuz. holy shit.#i cried maybe a little maybe a lot

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sodrippy · 2 years ago

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i will never be a holistic girlie i will never use natural remedies i want chemicals i NEED chemicals i am taking every pill ever made godbless

#unironically if i can get the same effect from a pill/supplement Shortcut as from the Normal Good way why wouldn't i take the shortcut #yes id rather just take a supplement than force myself to eat myriad foods i dont like #yes id rather take sleeping pills than struggle to reset my sleep cycle organically bc its IMPOSSIBLE for me #i dont care like. why am i struggling so hard to make sure other people see me as like. Good and not a Cheater its so stupid #fr though im trying to get better sleep habits and stuff but its so hard bc of so many factors #i just. need something that will knock me out within ten minutes. i need that 😭#unrelated but the other day when i was getting a new iron prescription the nurse was like #and you should try to eat more iron rich foods thats really important! which was so funny #sir if i could eat more iron rich foods i wouldnt need this supplement in the first place would i...but thanks ill take it into account

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snekdood · 11 months ago

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lmao???

this quiz sorts through characters from like dozens of fandoms and finds the one you’re most like. I’m not even a little bit surprised by my result

#also these are my results in order also idek anything abt these charcters fr:#sirius black was the first result ig. then the amphibian man from shape of water. then whoever ragnor lothbrok is #whoever connor macmanus is?? fucking hobbes from calvin and hobbes. another fucking harry potter character named nymphadora tonks?#murphy macmanus. omar little????? (WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE) fucking robinhood from disneys robinhood. sure.#its the only character i really kinda know on this list at least. noah calhoun from the notebook (?????) oh god. oh my god sdhjbvfgsdghv #i got fucking westley from the princess bride. that one hurts bc i can see it sdhjfghvsdhgv #OMG I GOT INIGO MONTOYA TOO #anyways. whoever toni topaz is. patrick verona. frenchie? from the boys ig? none of these characters mean anything to me #but anyways apparently i got fucking jack from the titanic sdhjbfhvgsvhg which is so funny considering that pic i posted of me #as a kid couple days ago. also spike spiegal which is very funny to me #whoever sallah from 'raiders of the last ark' is. whoever jackson 'jax' teller from sons of anarchy is. whoever fox mulder from the x files #is. also. apparently. i got... fucking...... indiana jones............... which now im remembering what 'raiders of the last ark' means #ambrose spellman. dominic toretto. clemantine kruczynski? ian gallagher. robin buckley. more names that mean nothing to me.#one of the best ones on here is jack twist from brokeback mountain. very good.#benjamin button? augustus waters? sydney carton?? more names that mean nothing also luna fucking lovegood? god damit #phoebe from friends dshjbfsdhjgdf. jo march from little women. cosmo kramer from seinfeld.... im gonna start skipping the names idc about #37 is lilo apparently. more accurately is 38 which is stitch which EYE think im more like than lilo so....#fucking. 41 is aladdin dshjvfdsvgh. fucking 45 is fucking REMY FROM RATATOUILLE #got ilana from broad city at 49. sure ig. got mulan on 61 which is awesome. i got hook from once upon a time at 79 which is fine #bc i used to think he was hot even though i never watched the show. my mom did tho and i remembering seeing him sometimes #got genie from aladin at 80. fuckin. dumbledore on 86. and fuck yeah i got hyde from that 70s show #oh no...................................... i got dean winchester at 96...... why.... why have you forsaken me god......#i think im more like the other winchester boy but eh whatever #AND YES AS EXPECTED MY FIRST AVATAR CHARACTER ON HERE IS FUCKING IROH!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and then its thor from marvel so 😒 hmm #got fucking..... naruto................ and jack sparrow?? kill me. simba from the lion king.... wheres dbz characters dammit #angel from buffy... mushu from mulan...... both repunzel and flyn... which is accurate. to be fair. the oracle lady from the matrix #which is cool. i got............ jacob.......................... from twilight.................................. kill me please dear god #also got buffy from buffy and also han solo??? lmao sure bud. lucifer from lucifer. ik nothing about that show but its accurate #also this list goes on forever and i looked up dbz on it and theres no dbz characters so now im sad.

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ruckis--rookie · 1 year ago

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sighs in "read the sign"

#idk if it was like a bot or what #but I was like oh. ew. blocked.#ruckis borks #and usually I dont resort to blocking #damn I got excited for a minute #I dont want ur nft money #like #wow! someone is complimenting my art in a very refined manner and is offering me money for it. that phrasing is a little strange and... o #they collect nfts :(#the reason I think its a bot though is cuz who has an irl human photo on deviantart.com fr #if you really enjoy art you know how harmful nfts were on our culture #I will take the compliments and leave #if this is coming off as vent-y that was not my intention #I just thought the visual of me tiredly pointing at a sign like some washed up bar tender at a saloon was funny

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sunrizef1 · 5 months ago

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Heart Eyes

Pairing: Carlos Sainz x Reader

Authors note: today i discovered that I can fully just screenshot Instagram posts so that was really helpful 🤦‍♀️ | another quick one | opening my Carlos Sainz list then 🌶️

Warnings: one curse word

Face Claim: Joanna Pincerato

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user1 omg 🤩

user2 too hot to get cold

user3 my fav

user4 I love her so much

user5 Carlos Sainz in the likes again

user6 someone tell him to shoot his shot lmao

user7 it’s been months 😭

user8 ahhhhh she looks so pretty

user9 🫶

user10 lovely

user11 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

user12 I need that swimsuit

user13 I could never 🥶

carlossainz 😍

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user14 omg Carlos finally commented

user15 about time

user16 her hair is so nice

user17 ❄️❄️❄️

user18 y/n just liking Carlos’ comment is so funny to me

user19 prettyyyy

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Beautiful querida 😍

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Thank you Carlos 🤭 🫶

carlossainz

Of course ángel ❤️

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user20 queen

user21 so pretty

user22 my fav

user23 🎨🎨🎨

user24 Carlos back in the likes

user25 lmao my man’s always lurking I can’t

user26 artsy vibes 👩‍🎨

carlossainz you’re the most beautiful art 😍

yourusername ahhh thank you carlito 🫶

user27 CARLOSSSSSS

user28 my man went from heart eye emojis to full sentences, they grow up so fast

user29 oh trust he still included the heart eyes

user28 can’t change him lmao

user30 and she replied!!! 🥹

user31 they’re already so cute I can’t

user32 ❤️❤️❤️

user33 the fit eats

user34 the prettiest painting is you 🫶

user35 Carlos already pulled that one

user35 good try though queen 🫶

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SMOOTH OPERATORRRRR

user37

Carlos????

user38

Is that my bbg Carlos Sainz

user39

HE DID IT

user40

That better be car boy or so help me god

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user41 “my sun” 🥹

user42 Carlos don’t simp on main challenge: impossible

user43 IS THAT BBG Y/N!!!!???

user44 y/n? 🥹

user45 I hope that’s y/n

user46 wait yall know who that is???

user47 we think it’s this girl that Carlos has been interacting with for months now

user46 what’s her @

user47 @/yourusername

user46 omg I just checked and this man has been down bad for months hasn’t he?? 😭

user47 he has been 😭

user48 loml

user49 😍🤩

user50 heart eye emojis, my man is consistent fr

user51 stop with the woke soft launch madness

user52 show it to me Rachel

user53 just tag her bro 😩

user54 y/n liked!!! 😍😍😍😍

user55 ☀️☀️☀️

user56 my fav couple

user57 they’ve been together 3 seconds and he hasn’t even confirmed that that’s y/n

user56 idc I feel it in my nuggets

user58 BAE 🤭

user59 @/yourusername is this u queen???

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user60 Carlos crumbs

user61 I’m sure everyone will be completely normal and calm about this

user62 CARLOSSSSSSSSS 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️

user63 YEAHHH CARLITO

user64 that’s the smooth operator I know it is

user65 my down bad king Carlos Sainz

user66 LANDO LIKEDDDD

user67 that’s how we know it’s real, he’s involved his friends 🤭

user68 idc that buff ass arm is car number 55

user69 do we know that’s Carlos???

user70 it has to be

user71 if its not I might jump off a high building

user72 woah, bit dramatic

user71 🤷🏽‍♀️

user73 my two favs 🤩

user74 I think I’m in love with her not even kidding

user75 me too queen

user75 she’s genuinely so pretty 😭

user76 they’re such pretty people, I need couple photos NEOW

user77 hard-launch 🔜 pls

user78 why are they pretending like we don’t know who their launching 😭

carlossainz 😍

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user79 alright so now we definitely know who that is 😭

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mi amore

I sent you that in confidence 😩

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Sorry baby

You just look so cute 🤭

carlossainz

Ah I cant be mad at you querida

But that definitely feels like a “hard-launch”

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I guess it is 😅

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at least I get to post you now 🫶

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carlossainz amor de me vida 😍

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user80 YAYYYYYY

user81 finally 😭

user82 love of my life 🥹

user83 my favorite couple

charles_leclerc ah congratulations!

carlossainz Gracias Charles!

user84 ❤️❤️❤️

user85 THEYVE LAUNCHED

user86 smooth operatorrrrr

user87 beautiful couple ❤️

user88 awwww 🥹

user89 HES DONE IT

user90 y/n posted that story and he was quick with the relationship post 😭😐

user91 he needed us to know lmao

user92 endgame fr

user93 they're so pretty together 🫶

user94 Carlos has been working for this for months, proud of him

user95 can't stop the grind

user96 smooth operator on and off the track

user97 🌶️🌶️🌶️

user98 wait they feel so real like they actually like eachother

user99 “like”? That man is in love with her idc

user100 lmao he definitely acts like it

landonorris smooth operatorrrr

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user101 lmao even Landos using the joke

user102 I can’t they’re so perfect 😭

yourusername love youuu 🥹🫶

carlossainz te amo mi sol ❤️

user103 THE HEART EYES IN THE CAPTION!!! 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM!!!

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princeoftheeternalbog · 8 months ago

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Op characters with a clingy/handsy drunk? let's go

suggestive in Sanjis, Luffy, Brooks, DEFINITELY in Namis and Frankys and maybe Usopps? Mostly vague stuff, on that note would you guys actually be interested in like nsfw stuff? I know I'm really toeing the line here and i have drafts but I'm nervous to post😭.

Feel like this could be ooc in some places but who cares😻(me :()

Luffy

Giggles a lot, he finds it so cute and it really makes him feel warm in his chest. He can't get enough of you to be honest. Like this man loves physical touch but be warned he will think it's a sudden new level in your 'friendship'(read:in love with each other) and start acting that affectionate all the time. Willing to carry you around and also wrap himself around you so you can walk with him just there, yes this includes to the bathroom-

Zoro

Adores it. I think he actually loves affection and physical touch but just doesn't say it because he thinks it's obvious (it's not). So when you come up to him, wobbly and on your 6th drink, and just practically throw yourself into his arms hes just like :/). Makes sure you stay nice and close to him because he doesn't want you clinging to anyone else, and he always makes sure you drink water before bed even if bed involves falling asleep on top of him.

Sanji

Makes him nervous to be honest. Usually he's the forward one in the relationship but here you are untucking his shirt just to shove your hands up it. He absolutely will shriek if its in front of other people, and he's trying to wrangle your grabby hands but he really enjoys it so his resolve is so weak. Tries to satiate you by being affectionate back but it just makes you worse and he ends up taking you to a more private area so he at least doesn't have to blush in front of others.

Nami

She thinks it's so cute. Let's you do whatever you want as long as the people around you are comfortable and you've said it's fine(when sober ofc), but she doesn't really care about people seeing until you start trying to either get undressed or undress her and then she takes you to a private space because she's ever so slightly possessive. Listen for a girl who didn't have much, you add a lot of value to her life and she wants to treasure you properly, she doesn't trust anyone else to appreciate you the way you deserve.

Usopp

Surprisingly confident. You come up to him with this big dreamy smile and you're practically falling over yourself so he just- scoops you up. Front piggyback style yk, he's got one arm under your ass supporting your weight and the other one is holding his drink, listen this mf is strong okay you think a man who can build a boat isn't strong? Fool. He just lets you do what you want to be honest, one of your hands is tucked in his back pocket, the other is trying and failing to undo his overalls and he's just like "You okay honey?".

Robin

She's flustered. She's not that used to physical affection so it makes her really giggly and blushy, though she's still quite confident in her words and actions, she's fr twirling her hair around her finger. She has quite a high tolerance for alcohol but she actually gets a bit similar when she's drunk, she's more reserved of course but she just melts into you like butter on a hot pan. The crew always take so many pictures because they think it's so cute, literally every celebration you two just end up cuddling and then it sorta turns into a big cuddle pile with the crew because seeing her relax gets them emotional.

Franky

Oh baby you are looking in a mirror. He is just as bad if not worse- when he gets drunk he is a massive flirt and a massive tease. He's so giving in relationships and usually you don't have to ask twice but being drunk will mean he wants you to practically beg for a kiss. Half because he thinks it's funny and half because he's a horny bastard- Though if you get upset then he immediately drops the teasing, even when drunk he's so considerate of your feelings and your boundaries.

Brook

Doesn't mind at all but prefers to be in private when you're like this.

Quick headcannon that his bones are more sensitive than skin because there's less external protection-

Lets just say one time you touched a sensitive area in public and he will never get over the reaction he had or the fact that other people saw it. So you go to room jail as soon as you start trying to practically crawl inside his clothes to be as close as possible. He's not mad though, he giggles the entire way, he's just very shy about his interests.

Jinbei

Flustered as hell but makes him feel really secure in your relationship. Also, he lowkey loves being able to bring it up to tease you later, like he pulls an uno reverse when you're sober and you're just like omg omg omg- He's a sneaky guy fr, does so many unexpected things in a relationship. Don't get me wrong though he'd never let you do anything inappropriate, even when drunk he's very aware of boundaries and social etiquette so if he notices you getting a bit grabby then he takes you somewhere private for both your benefit and the people around you.

Sabo

Oh baby. This man is feral don't even start. The first time he experiences it, it's actually really unexpected, it's quite early in your relationship so you havent been too affectionate yet, but you come up to him and just sit down. On him. And you can practically see his brain melting out of his ears, his face goes so red you think he's going to pass out but the second you stand up, drunk and lowkey sad, he snatches you back down. You wanted to sit there, you are going to sit there now you have no choice. (You do but would you want to get up?)

Ace

Menace. Cannot even state how much of a menace. He's so physically affectionate that it usually flusters even the most confident people, and this is while sober, so if you start getting clingy when drunk he just becomes obsessed. But he absolutely hates it if you're like that with other people so once you start getting to that stage then he's whisking you away to your shared room, usually you stick to him like glue anyways but the crew love to wind him up by coaxing you away from him with food and funny stories.

#mdni #one piece x reader #luffy x reader #nami x reader #nico robin x reader #sanji x reader #zoro x reader #franky x reader #brook x reader #jinbei x reader #jinbe x reader #usopp x reader #sabo x reader #portagas d. ace x reader #one piece fics #one piece x gn reader

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Keep making the Binghorse. We gotta ward off people from entering this fandom. We need to keep it pure. I fr don't want this fandom to become famous. I'm scared that there will be toxic fans left and right.

HAHA I absolutely understand the sentiment. I feel a bit contradictory since I want more people to appreciate SVSSS, but the at the same time I like small tight knit communities and I personally can’t handle large fandoms whatsoever. 😭

Although I do feel as though describing the SVSSS as pure is very funny for how lawless this fandom is. But behavior wise, it is definitely a very positive and supportive space!! I haven’t met anyone or seen anything unpleasant since I’ve entered the fandom. Albeit, it’s only been a few months since I’ve started interacting with the fandom, and over half a year since I first read SVSSS, so I have no clue what horror stories the SVSSS fandom has. (I honestly haven’t interacted with that many SVSSS fans tbh…. Even though I want to.)

In addition, funny enough, I feel as though the book almost acts as its own barrier of entry. SVSSS isn’t the type of book you can read once unless you’re good at reading against the grain and noticing all the nuances and subtext. I know the first time I read SVSSS, SVSSS disturbed and confused me so badly. I talked to a few other people who read SVSSS once, who said that LBH and SQQ’s relationship felt like Stockholm syndrome. But people who’ve read SVSSS several times will know, that is not the case, and that SQQ is an INSANELY UNRELIABLE narrator.

I honestly find it funny how effective Binghorse or all the other skin creatures is at filtering toxic fans.😂

There’s always a general reaction to the skin creatures: “Omg, cute!!”, “wtf, but I like it”, “wtf”. Or getting blocked, or death threats. (I haven’t received any…? I don’t think…? One message I received is definitely debatable since I can’t tell if it’s sarcastic or not….😭)

But regardless, I’ll definitely keep drawing Binghorse!!! It’s actually really enjoyable!

#mushyrt #asks #geez why did I write so much #but I genuinely want to analyze this #SVSSS is probably the most wholesome fandom I’ve ever seen #in other fandoms I’ve seen/been in #you’d hear tons of horrible shit #but like why is this the case??#is it age range/demographic?#is it the different ways we consume media?#and to continue a little more onto binghorse #it’s really hilarious how quickly people have adapted to binghorse #like I’ve been posting Binghorse on a daily basis over a month now #on my Insta stories #and people shift so quickly from being disgusted by binghorse to gradually finding hi #him* cute #man the psychology classes and sociology classes really have changed how my brain works…#I didn’t expect myself to type so much #edit: I was wondering why Binghorse looked so weird… it’s because I forgot to draw his bits of hair at the side of his head 😭#tw: body horror

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