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I waited up until midnight just to be able to post this

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Have you had any success with sock puppetry?

.......... yknow what. i haven't tried that one yet

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so wait hold on youre telling me theres a guy LITERALLY CALLED GHOST out there and hes NOT EVEN DEAD?? sorry the multiverse is cancelled actually

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Hi Leo!

Piloting the body that Donnie is making for you is going to be a big challenge, so what are some of your favorite exercises for increasing your focus and your ability to interact with physical objects? How often do these "exercises" overlap with "pranks"? Have your brothers managed to prank you back?

Thanks!

oh i have HORRIBLE news for you the exercises mostly consist of meditating (boring) or seeing how long i can keep a grip on stuff (exhausting) pranks are great but they don't really help me increase my focus unfortunately. also i am basically unprankable in this state which rules

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how’re you feeling? Right now, currently?

right now? uhh kinda anxious for some reason ig. been better but also been worse yknow

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since your dead, how are you using a phone?

i mean its not really a phone exactly? it just lets me use tumblr

idk how it works though youd have to ask donnie and/or draxum i just know it does

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i have died. Badly <- me when i jump into a separate dimension with a homicidal piece of bubblegum that really hates Me, Specifically, and it still takes me like four months to die

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me when i die. badly

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yo leo do you still need smth to help you play card games without dropping the cards everywhere. you can buy playing card holders online it's amazing. i still use one sometimes cause my hands are tiny lmfao

WAIT FOR REAL. WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

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... actually is there some kinda. idk club or whatever specifically for ghosts. not just to shittalk draxum (though that would be a bonus lmao) just. yknow. just curious

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'ghost yokai exist but theyre rare' ok? how do YOU know. maybe theyre all just hiding from you. we actually all have meetings every other week to talk shit abt you specifically

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hey man 1. if i could tell Mikey i absolutely would, just bc im chill w/ the death jokes does not make you immune to my nonsense

and 2. i hope they got ghost adderall 4 u bro <3

literally SO mean to me /lh

and ME TOO!!!!! ME TOO!!!!!! YOU GET IT

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whats up skittle squad member #1 im strugglin and comin back atcha with obnoxious meaningless garbage!!!!! making airhorn noise with my mouth rn

forgive me if this is obvious bc im a lil dumb but! have yall taken any time to see if the Hidden City has, like, mystical ghost stuff? like, idk, items you can interact with easier? some kinda spirit-yōkai fidget spinner or smthn??

skittle squad member #1 is my new favorite thing ive ever been called thanks

and. i havent been since i got back, im sure were gonna end up going back there at some point it just hasnt happened yet what with the like. everything yknow

it... would make sense though, for them to have stuff like that. if i exist there might be other ghosts out there too and itd make sense the hidden city would have stuff for them so

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with what vocal chords? hm?

pressing my fingertips together like a villain. thats perfect thank youuuu :)

you think i know how it works??????? ive just been handwaving it away as 'some mystic bullshit' this whole time bc there is literally so much that doesnt make sense if you look at it logically

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you cant gasp anyway you got no lungs B)

bee tee double-yew, for zero reason whatsoever! whaaaat is your fav cake flavor? and whats Don's? im doin a thing

I CAN STILL MAKE THE SOUND THATS WHAT COUNTS!!!

and. squinting suspiciously?? but. mine is coconut! donnies is chocolate which is basic but it also means we each get our own cake soooooo

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oooo you look up to him even just a little!!! oooooo youre using his mannerisms to convey tone!!! oooooooo you caaaaaare !

NOOOOOOOO I LITERALLY JUST SAID ITS BECAUSE I CANT EXPRESS IT ANY OTHER WAY!!! NORMALLY ID ACTUALLY DO AN OFFENDED GASP OUT LOUD BUT YOU CANT HEAR ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!!!!

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lol. rebirthday. get reborn, idiot /lh /j

tellin Donnie on your ass!! you think positively of him get rekt!!!!!!!!

OFFENDED GASP. BETRAYAL?????? cant BELIEVE youd do this to me smh