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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!
(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)
#HEALED FIDDLEFORD HAS ME BOUNCING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS!!!!!!! GIVE THE MAN A BRIGHT HAPPY FUTURE!!! FUCK!!!!!#I don't know how i'm coming off right now#when i say that i've been super manic about them for the past week I really mean it#guys Idk but I think I might be fiddlestans number one fan#I liked this pairing before book of bill and after reading it it only solidified things#IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A CRACK SHIP TO ME!!!!!!!!#fiddlestan#gravity falls#anyway this is supposed to be them the next summer#stan is working the shack to tutor soos for tourist season#fiddleford has changed while the twins were on the stan o war#STAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL AT FIRST and they have a lot of shit to work through from their past before they can start making out dksjds#sketchbook#traditional art#pencil drawing#traditional drawing#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart
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she is so tired.
#she just wants to get married go to her honeymoon and become a bisexual wine aunt with her amazing wife is that too much to ask#i crack myself up with simple things like this idk#tara trevelyan#inquisitor trevelyan#josephine montilyet#endras mercar#rook#rook mercar#datv#veilguard#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#fanart#art#my art#oc#oc art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...
#Give it up for Ford ''I am attracted to the strange and the strange is attracted to me'' Pines everyone!#back at it again with my favourite old man yaoi crossover crack ship. I just think they'd be cute and also ridiculously doomed#Also I think Ford's handwriting would be his like 'true' font. But he prefers talking in his cipher with Gaster. idk its sweet to me#Gravity Falls#Undertale#Doctor Gaster#Stanford Pines#crossover#AU#fanart#Fan art#Gravity Falls Crossover#Undertale Crossover#GF Fanart#Gaster#w.d gaster#Grunkle Ford#Ford Pines#UTDR#RoyalAuthor#Ford x Gaster babyyyyy#Artists on Tumblr#My art#I hope the joke with the No. 1 [Redacted] Mug lands with even one person because it cracked me up
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.”
#when i saw the crack in a shape of a V i was like.... is this a lil nod to Vi?????? idk if that was intentional or not but yeah#my blorbo..... mommy long legs sAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE#arcane#arcaneedit#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#arcane caitlyn#league of legends arcane#league of legends#arcane season 2#arcane s2#arcane league of legends#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep9#the coloring isnt very good here ngl..... but i tried
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The Batkids get de-aged on a mission, and now they're all between the ages of babies, toddlers, and preteens. Bruce is losing his shit trying to find out if it's permanent or not while taking care of his seven even more unruly (lovingly) children. Alfred is doing his best to help Bruce with them but even admits that they need some assistance.
Que Danny Nightingale, a kid with a sketchy past and his own gaggle of crazy kids. Sure he had to sign an NDA to take care of a few kids but now he has room and board for himself and his own. What could go wrong???
A lot apparently.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#idk where i was going with this#crack post ig?
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Collection of (mostly dbhc) Ethubs doodles from over the past two years or so :]
#dbhc#dbhc art#ethubs#hermitshipping#ethoslab#etho#bdubs#bdoubleo100#dbhc bdubs#dbhc etho#art escapades#I can’t remember if I’ve posted that top right one in the first image but it’s fine#shipping#dbhc ethubs#BRO IDK WHY EXPLICITLY ROMANTIC CONTENT MAKES ME SO NERVOUS TO POSSSTTTTT#I like them a lot though and I want to share them so…. nervously holds them out in my hands#if I’m missing any tags lmk#ALSO??? THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I FORGET TO DRAW THE TOP OF ETHOS CRACK IS INSANE#bro it’s supposed to be there#anyway I skedaddle#(flintstones running noise)
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🗝️⚙️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
For December in the Hermit Heartthrobs Calendar from @hotguycalendar :D!!!
Also bottom page for the calendar ft stress and joe under the cut ↓
#tangotek#decked out 2#do2#stressmonster101#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 9#hermitblr#my art#can you tell idk how to draw hot ppl LMAOOOOOOOOOOO#I HAD FUN THO YIPPEE COLORS#GO CHECK OUT THE CALENDAR TOO ALL THE PIECES ARE CRACKED HOLYSHIT💥💥💥💥💥💥#joe hills#i am so sorry i messed up the names helphelepekepoelfoo exams have been too much ACK#ITS JOE!!!!!!!
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"But Fingon could not release the hell-wrought bond upon his carpal pad, nor sever it, nor draw it from the stone. Again therefore in his pain Maedhros begged that he would slay him; but Fingon cut off his paw above the carpal pad, and Thorondor bore them back to Mithrim."
– Of the Return of the Noldor, The Silmeowrillion
#silm crack#maedhros#fingon#but as boopable cats :3#boop#tolkien#silmarillion#the silmarillion#silm art#findekano#maitimo#thorondor#thangorodrim#my art#should i cw this? idk what tag to use tho#this would be a lot better quality if i used any kind of reference but yolo yknow
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Okay okay okay.. but listen. What if Shen Yuan had a harsher System and was forced to convincingly play Shen Qingqiu, making Luo Binghe detest his existence, but when Luo Binghe returns from the abyss to enact his revenge and has Shen Qingqiu on trial at Huan Hua, unfortunately for everyone (and fortunately for us), they drug Shen Qingqiu with truth serum and accidentally spiral Shen Yuan into fanboy rampage of epic proportions about how great Luo Binghe is.
#I imagine a very confused lbh is like ‘if you liked me that much wtf did you treat me so bad’ and sy is like ‘have you ever told god no?’#truth serum makes sy blame everything on an unspecified god#idk it just sounds like it could make for entertaining crack treated seriously#I’m sure his rant is an exemplary example of peerless cucumbers legacy#svsss au#mxtx svsss#sqq svsss#svsss#svsss fanfiction#svsss fic#svsss luo binghe#svsss shen qingqiu#svsss shen yuan#svsss shitpost#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#scum villain self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#scumbag self saving system#scumbag system#luo binghe#luo bingge#mxtx hell#mxtx fandom#mxtx fanfic#bingqiu#bingqiu fanfic#peerless cucumber#danmei#danmei fandom
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I just realized Stan has a crack in his glasses in your newest Instinct page
Now he and Ford match <3
#ask#owlfacenightkit#cracked glasses gang#now i kinda want to keep the idea…#maybe in way future stuff as a call back?#idk :’)#i feel like they would have other pairs#…maybe#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#sea grunks#sketches#my art#stan pines#ford pines
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You just know he would.
Thank @enclarice for the idea :)
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#art#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2003 leo#star trek#(fair warning that idk shit about star trek but i hope this makes you laugh regardless)#meme#tmnt meme#drawing meme#meme redraw#crackpost#crack post#thank goodness for google#tmnt 2003 leonardo#cant believe i forgor the lgbt tag#lgbtq+#gay#gay gay homosexual gay#lgbtqia
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Moon Pearl
hwat if BP finally reformed after years of grief and took her mum's place as the new embodiment of the Almighty Sea~?
But, be wise to not mistake this change of mind as passive. For she is as beautiful as she is volatile, sailors of all stripes being cautioned to offer tribute to the sea for the promise of a safe voyage.
#Black Pearl Cookie#I am so unnormal about her-#Moon Pearl Cookie#Idk I've seen other artists taking a crack at a reformed pearl design and wanted in on the action#This was one of the things I lost in the outage that I was proud of...#So naturally I wanted to restore that shit the fastest#Yes I interpret her and Sea Fairy's relationship as mother and daughter#no hate if you ship SeaPearl I guess but that ain't me chief#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#CRK
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“Elves do not need to shit. There are no execratory processes happening within the elven body. There are no toilets in Lothlorien. Celeborn tells Gimli to just “go on a tree, like a hound”. Legolas spends the entire quest feeling sad, left out and excluded from the camaraderie building activity of the communal morning shite. Half-elves may need a shit but only sometimes. Like when they’re particularly sad, or ate something bad. When Finrod discovered humans he was fascinated by the concept. Lúthien (re-released edition) and Arwen had the capability to take a shit but chose not to. Elros wanted to but couldn’t. With the Maiar it’s Russian Roulette. Saruman can’t but tells everyone he can. Mithrandir can. Sauron won’t, which explains a lot.”
— JRR Tolkien, Laws and Customs Among the Eldar
#finally reading lace x#Sorry idk what came over me i had to leave the bedroom and post this bc i was laughing and woke mr balls#lord of the rings#lotr crack#silm crack#incorrect lord of the rings quotes#tolkien
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Totally Normal Trigonometry Things
#more of these terrible freaky guys! (mostly) old man Ford edition#Some post canon stuff! Love the idea of Ford gaining weight post-canon <3 (Did I initially forget Bill's cracks? Maybe. Maybe..)#idk if theres any redeeming going on tho. Almost nevermind all that au energy yknow. They're vibing & making it everyone elses problem#last two are based on my Ford cosplay and that is a real sticker I do now questionably own. I thought itd make a funny picture and it did#and to the people who wanted to know where the tongue was going I hope I didn't disappoint lmao#cw suggestive#i think. Bill's a goddamn triangle. at what point does it become enough to tag that. probably at the point i gave Ford freaky love bites...#cw injury#cw body horror#Billford#Gravity Falls#tbob#Fan art#Bill Cipher#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Grunkle Ford#Bill/Ford#Bill x Ford#Fanart#GF Fanart#artists on tumblr#my art
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so just know, I'm healing / even though it don't feel like it
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#good evening it is past midnight and i am here furthering the itfs scar kissing agenda#stumbled across the insp pic buried in my likes and i went oh this is relevant in the opposite direction :) I Can Use This :)#op has some of my fav itfs fanart ill b so real n tht piece ws swimming around in my brain fr Days#so i told myself today my reward for submitting my zine checkin wld b drawing yuuji kissing megumi's scars#also pls observe. /this/ is what i mean when i say tht megumi receiving affection looks like he is unsure and in mild pain#Does Not Know How To Respond To Affection Even From His Own Boyfriend.png#i LOVE drawing megu with this expression so sosos much the downcast sidelong gaze + furrowed brow.....#its SO good#also idk what i did with his hair here but the render actually turned out so well ?? best megu hair to date every1 pls clap#not 2 mention th shape of yuuji's bangs???? pats self on th back no offense but i am on fire w these boys' hair lately#that being said i decided i did not want to render anything else ddfdfjjghdjgf i got tired#kept the rest flat n took the opportunity to play around w light chromatic abberation on the scars#idk if any1 noticed but i found th retro film filter n used it a bunch on my recent comic#its so convenient it comes w built in noise n everything!!!!!!#anyway . caption is salt fv <333 if u care <333333#i think it is also a megu song but like . a post-canon megu song#i thought this wld take longer bc i was planning on rendering everything so i cracked an energy drink and am tragically awake#shld i start smth new we shall see smile :)
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