#'that was a joke' sure it was girl
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995) S01E03: Dreamworker
#xena: warrior princess#xena#xwp#xena and gabrielle#xenaedit#wlwedit#wlwgif#dailywomen#femaledaily#femalescharacters#cinematv#cinemapix#my gifs#ep 3 ladies#'that was a joke' sure it was girl
12K notes
·
View notes
Text

The more circus babies in FNAF the better,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#circus baby#charlie emily#fnaf eleanor#fazbear frights#fnaf silver eyes#fnaf sister location#I’ll never take slander of any the circus babies#they are just silly clown girls#I think there should be 50 more versions of her even#I wonder how they’d react meeting each other#cause I’m not entirely sure they’d be friends 💀#Eleanor would pretend to be a friend at the very least#all babys got their own stuff going on#btw I know Eleanor isn’t actually baby this is a joke#it’s just funny how these three get so mixed up all the time pff
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
the sentence "dudes rock" has done crazy damage to society i believe
#kidding but it's also like. come on now. that dudes rock got a pass as a funny internet sentence#by the same people who wouldn't be caught dead doing im just a girl / girl math/ girl whatever jokes because they see what they imply#AND THEY'RE THE SAME THING. but sure. dudes rock. let's just kill every man#thing
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh yes, he'd be a fan (phan?) of the Phantom of the Opera. He would not exactly consider it high art, but I think he would feel a certain connection to any work that offers a sympathetic look at an ugly, rejected, self-proclaimed genius goth with severe social issues and a tendency for violent outbursts.
He would not talk about it because "really enjoys an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical" is not part of the image of sophistication and starched-collar class he wants to portray, but... he would sing the songs. In private. (So he thinks.)
#no joke I have had ‘’draw theo cosplaying as the phantom’’ on my mental to-do list for something like 8 years now#thank you for finally giving me the push i needed to Actually Draw It#theo#jo#my draws#oc#human oc#ask#comics#i guess?#i saw phantom myself (the movie...) when i was a 12 year old girl who felt hideous and rejected so naturally i was the perfect audience#im fond of it too... especially in some of crawford's parts where he has a a slight nasal cadence to his voice and doing his tenor thing...#good for imagining my oc singing (embarrassing confession)#i'm sure phantom had an influence on theo's development#i have always loved a weird ugly villain who is ridiculous melodramatic murdery a turbovirgin and also cries
245 notes
·
View notes
Text
which is gayer
#tokrev#tokyo revengers#stuff i made#kisatake#kokonui#bajitora#yuzuhina#bajifuyu#izakaku#musan#doramai#hankisa#kazufuyu#takemikey#maitake#this took a long ass time to make lol#girl who made sure to put kisatake as the first option: yea im a multishipper i dont have favorites#lots of other good ships but since the tumblr poll only allows 12 options i added the final choice for everyone whose otp isnt there#also since these are anime screenshots some of them arent there yet#don't take this too seriously lol this is a joke poll#every ship in tr is just chefs kiss in my book#that being said i wonder who's going to take the lead#long post is long
431 notes
·
View notes
Note
Fem Catwin if you're interested
Oh, you better run or soon you will be done for
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead girl detectives#catwin#well kind of#it's not really my ship but I'm happy I got a chance to make this joke lol#the cat king sure has circe vibes huh?
360 notes
·
View notes
Note
I wanna sketch Ford Titanic-style. Like he's just lounging on the couch or his bed and I tell him how pretty he is and how distinguished he looks <3 Gotta document is raw essence 😤😤😤💕
As a treat, here is a short teeny bit of dialogue I wrote a while ago as a warm up based around making this reference to Ford and him Not Getting it because he missed out on seeing Titanic:
“Would you pose for me?” Ford asks softly as he runs one big hand up and down your back.
You're lounging around with him in bed on a lazy Sunday evening, leisurely sharing in each other's company without fear of being caught, when he poses the question.
He sounds slightly shy, a little unsure of himself, perhaps, and you lift your head from where it rests on his chest to meet his eyes.
“Pose?” You ask. “What for?”
“For me to sketch,” he explains with a smile, gesturing vaguely to where his bag his sitting on the far side of your bedroom. He must have brought a journal along with him. “I’ve admittedly let my human anatomy slip, what with all the monsters and the like, and I could use some practise. You'd make a regal addition, in my opinion.”
You smile, amused, but your cheeks are warm at his flippant compliment. "I'm hardly interesting in comparison to everything else you draw," you tell him. "I'm not sure it would be very captivating for anyone."
"Everything about you is captivating, my dear," Ford says fondly. "And besides, who said it was for anything other than my personal collection?"
He gives you an impish wink and you bite your lip to stifle a smile. It's enough to make your stomach fill with butterflies and he knows the effect his playfulness has on you. That's why he does it so much, damn him.
Recovering, you grin. “So you want to draw me like one of your French girls, do you, Doctor Pines?”
Ford's cheeky expression melts into one of confusion and he frowns. “What difference would it make if you were French?”
It's your turn to frown now. "What?"
"Nationality has no bearing on sketching ability and besides, I don't know any French girls. I've never even been, actually. I've heard it's dreadful."
For half a moment, you're completely confused and you open your mouth to question him further before it hits you-
Of course he doesn’t get the reference, you idiot, he’s never seen Titanic.
“Shit, right, the portal," you mutter, shaking your head minutely as you shuffle to sit up. "Forget I said anything, it's not important."
Ford looks confused but he shrugs off your comment, far too distracted by watching the way the sheets fall from your naked form and pool around your lap.
Usually he'd press you for more but he's clearly found something more important to focus on and it doesn't escape your notice.
"You're welcome to sketch any part of me you'd like to," you say with a smile, stretching your arms over your head leisurely and enjoying the way his eyes rake all over your form.
You can almost hear him internally dissecting you into muscle groups and shapes, and when he meets your eyes again, he smirks.
"I can think of a few places I'd like to start...."
#love love love love making references that he doesn't get#he is sooooooooooooo#sorry if you ARE french but I'm british so I'm sure you understand the jokes#ford pines x reader#stanford pines x reader#reader insert#nothing special but as a treat because you guys are sweet and i love u#reference to french girls but it's a quote and he doesn't refer to you as a girl
87 notes
·
View notes
Text


okay but did anyone here mention the fact that we discovered that q!Baghera built a tiny replica of her childhood room to house her mini-mes in under her castle and that she named said mini-me with the same ID pattern as her own
because that's a bit fucked up actually
#qsmp baghera#qsmp#baghera jones#like. at best this is a concerning joke#and at worse oh my god baghs this is the worst coping mechanism ive ever seen#she never really talks about her mental health but im very much sure my girl is in the absolute TRENCHES right now#therapy is gonna take so long oh my god#reading D104-H50 felt like a punch to the face
691 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dragons Rising is too dangerous for us, cause now the writers have proved they care about their characters. Pixal still existing, Kai having screen time again, and finally acknowledging Lloyd is the grandson of God? This is too much power. One has not ever dared get their hopes up in Ninjago, not for anything.
And they're gonna be the death of me specifically, because now the chances that they'll acknowledge Lloyd's dragon heritage aren't at zero anymore.
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#lego ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#lloyd garmadon#ninjago writing#writers#pixal#kai#ninjago dragons#dragon lloyd garmadon#I STILL HAVE MY DOUBTS. I HAVE MY VERY BIG DOUBTS#but like...as much as I joked in my other posts i had already gone through the stages of grief & accepted pixal was gone#its a reboot and they didnt deem her important enough so she got yeeted#BUT NO. SHES ALIVE. MY GIRL IS GONNA COME HOME SOME DAY#THEYRE LETTING KAI HAVE SCREENTIME & BE A CONSISTENT CHARACTER AGAIN#DO YOU REMEMBER HOW OFTEN LLOYD BEING GODS GRANDSON WAS BROUGHT UP? I SURE DONT. CAUSE IT WASNT. LIKE EVER#the writers could acknowledge lloyd is part dragon. do u understand? lloyd being part dragon could mean something. finally#imperium runs on dragon power & he's like. jesus 2. would he be more powerful than a source dragon if channeled correctly#this was speculation to me so long ago. now i face the possibility those questions may actually be answered#i dont know what to do with myself. one does not ever get their hopes up in ninjago. it literally never works#all ninjago joy comes out of absolutely nowhere in unexpected places or bc the fandom made parallels & we entertained ourselves#what do you mean the writers care about the characters now. what do you mean we might not have to make the content ourselves anymore.#what universe are we in
482 notes
·
View notes
Text
the third act of Maurice but it's Nasty by Tinashe
#maurice nasty girl depression montage#this started as a joke but I put in so much effort I'm not sure it is anymore#maurice 1987#alec scudder#maurice hall#clive durham#maurice em forster#the low quality is PART of it
91 notes
·
View notes
Text
so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time
#xmen#x2: x men united#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#cherik#not really but yes it is#snap chats#secret fourth option is they just had a plastic wheelchair at the mansion just in case this incredibly specific scenario happened jvlkaervj#part of me hopes the staff just Knew cause imagine being THAT divorced publicly but another part hopes erik asked for one. not politely ofc#def joked bout how charles couldnt think to leave him alone for five minutes lest he did something Uncouth somehow ik he did#that charles was going to show up sooner or later so they might as well make it easy for themselves and prep etc etc#girl ima throw up what if charles didnt visit tho .... thats not even a possibility cause ofc he did but still !!!!#personally id throw up and cry like wdym my best friend ex husband didnt show up. when i even asked for a chair for him ..#EVEN ASKED FOR A SILLY LIL PLASTIC CHESS SET alternatively what if charles brought that... im making myself sick#As Indicated By My Username i think of the plastic jail every day its so funny to me and so quaint#i should rewatch X2 just for plastic jail#like it makes sense and i do think its a cute detail but still. gotta put grandpa in the polly pocket prison set now. tragic !!#i remember watching the movie for the first time in recent years and audibly going 'aw' at the plastic wheelchair im so sorry JVLKEJKA#LIKE AWW CMON THATS WEIRDLY CUTE gotta make sure peepaw can visit his ex husband </3 so they can play chess </3#i love that chess is Their Thing ... any time a ship's got mfers who fucks heavy with chess i know im hooked#its not intentional things happen this way but i will still laugh#kk nightly cherik posting is done byebye
116 notes
·
View notes
Text
#qsmp#leonarda#richarlyson#pepito#dapper#qsmp fanart#fanart#heights of the girls in the background for comparison ndnsjja#tallulah is the tallest(she got the height from her dad) and pepito is the shortest#put pepitos prns tentatively as he/him cuz im not entirely sure but hes been referring to himself w he/him in spanish#i think the no pronouns thing was just a joke grgehwhabia and it doesnt translate at all to portugese spanish or french#and cuz everyone else uses he/him for him. idk maybe im wrong tho🤷 if anyone (preferably non gringo) wants to correct me please do 🙏
230 notes
·
View notes
Text
keep thinking about how cytherea's usual social circle was the universe's most toxic polycule each of whom were independently insufferable, and gideon prime who was two people in one body both thirsting after the same terrible woman, and what a breath of fresh air it must have been for her to hang out at canaan house with a new bunch of deranged fuck ups who weren't her problem (or not for long!) and get to watch all the drama and chaos unfold (mostly) from the sidelines with only the occasional homicidal nudge to spice things up
like just third house alone would have been a dark sitcom (hell any single one of those three would have been) and then there's harrow the bone nun and whatever the fuck was going on with silas and colum (the fact mercymorn would have hated them would only have made it funnier) and gideon of course and all the others to varying degrees. I mean yeah she had a lot of stuff going on (a lot of irons in the fire if you will) but that was probably the best entertainment she'd had in thousands of years. so happy for ms cytherea "jod forbid women do anything" the first I hope she had a great time
#the locked tomb#cytherea the first#I mean sure she killed 5th first because they were dangerous to her but it was also the best choice in terms of hilarious chaotic potential#tltmp#mp#also if you got the joke reference in this...girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?
857 notes
·
View notes
Text
Idk how many people watched the mlp Equestria Girl series or if you cared about it at all but I've been thinking about one (1) small detail in it where Sunset Shimmer is back in pony Equestria's universe (again) and she's Very Unused to being a pony again (despite starting out as one)
And, of course, I've been thinking about that for transformers turning into humans (or humans turning into transformers) reasons: when you've been different so long you hardly remember what it's like to be what you once were again, to the point that you prefer the difference now.
Cybertronian characters getting turned into humans for a while, yes, but they've BEEN human long enough now that it's almost alien to be cybertronian again. And, despite having this whole THING about wanting to become a robot again... You find yourself missing the human form and/or ultimately choosing that instead.
#transformers#maccadam#my little pony#mlp fim#my little pony equestria girls#also because the series let Sunset and Starlight interact_ which showed how similar/dissimilar they are#[insert joke about Twilight/Sunset/Starlight's names and characters here]#I'm pretty sure they're extremely similar on purpose#mlp sunset shimmer#humanformers#kinda#I am biased my favorite character in the entire goddamn continuity is from the humanverse movies sfsggsgsgd
39 notes
·
View notes
Text
luffy gets a girlfriend
He is blissfully unaware of this fact, however. He meets Torao at work, he's a firefighter and she's a doctor. She stitched up a cut on his arm and he gets hungry, spontaneously invites her to eat and she accepts, probably hungry too (or totally thinking that the cute guy with the stupid smile is asking her out).
They go out several times after that, usually with Luffy showing up at the hospital randomly, either injured or bringing in a patient, or simply to bother Torao because he was bored.
Luffy gets a new (girl) friend.
They're weird friends, though, because one day Torao just leaned in and kissed him. On the lips! And he liked it for some reason, so they kissed countless more times.
And sometimes things get too hot when they kiss and one thing leads to another and- well, they had sex. Several times. Which is weird, because Luffy definitely has no desire to kiss, much less have sex, with his other friends. But it works, so he just classifies them as weird friends.
He's pretty sure they're NOT lovers, because neither he nor Torao made fancy proposals, with roses, candles, fancy dinner and fancy rings, like Sanji and most TV shows tell, so, definitely weird friends.
And its okay, he likes being weird friends with Torao :D
(They're totally dating and no one believes Luffy when he says they're just friends. Because he shares his meat with Law, he actually, like, listens to her opinion instead of just doing what he wants, he takes her side in arguments no matter how obviously wrong she is, he fights with Ace, physically, when his brother says Law should get out of Luffy's life.They are totally dating, Luffy has a girlfriend, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know it.)
((law is just happy to be here, even if her boyfriend is a little slow))
#its like roomariage but the other way lol#law is tired poor girl#shes dating a moron lol#and if you're asking yourself:#“why its law not stressing over the fact luffy doesn't admit they are dating?”#everyone and their mother knows they are dating#she does too shes smart#aka: fem law is less dumb than og law bc women#women#do you see the vision? women#anywaysssssss#again#again everyone and their mother knows that they are dating#everyone but luffy#he genuinely thinks they are just weird friends#and then proceeds to get FURIOUS when Nami suggests that law should be weird friends with her too#imagine all the blackmail material nami will have against future Luffy when he finally understands what is going on#oh shes about to be so so sooooo rich im not even joking lol#ace being an idiot for plot reasons#but i love him i swear its just like once#hes sorry he was drunk im sure#lol actually he thinks this tall gothic and super hot woman is taking advantage of his little brother#and he actually thinks she should take advantage of him#(hes jealous hes lil bro got a baddie when all he gets its his right hand )#im sorry#kjgfhkhkjghkgfhdkghdfkjh okay that it#one piece#one piece lulaw#lulaw#lawlu
96 notes
·
View notes
Text
Rise of titans actually made me laugh for so stupid reasons and I wanted to share this with you.
It's insane honestly.

THE PURE LOOK OF HORROR IN STRICKLER'S FACE WHEN JIM FALLS TO HIS DEATH AND THEN-
Barb is like 😯
Mrs. Lake, your son is falling to a cruel and unimaginably painful death and THAT is your reaction? Even you won't be able to fix him up after that, even if you are a good doctor.
Strickler looks so desprately fearful as if it is the worst thing he could ever imagine (it may be) and Barb is like "oh, well, surprised he made it this far"
GIRL THAT’S YOUR SON!!!!! YOUR S-O-N!!!
Where did the worried mother from 3 damn seasons go? Why is she not here.
And before you ask, this is not just an unconventional screenshot, it's the whole shot. (as far as I remember, tbh I refuse to rewatch it more than once)



Like real talk, this is so funny to me.
The difference is insane...(I should stop using that word...but I don't know anything else)
Walter could be used for memes tbh.

I BEG YOU ALL. Make memes as much as you can. Unrelated or related to trollhunters. That would be so funny !!! We need to take over the fandom!
#trollhunters#walter strickler#barbara lake#stricklake#toa strickler#toa trollhunters#stricklander#strickler#tales of arcadia#waltolomew stricklander#joke...or is it????!!!!#yeah do what you want with it#maybe only I think it's funny#but it is#Strickler would laugh at it too#at least I will tell myself that every time#meme#it's just kinda funny#Imagine you son galls to his death and your reaction is :😯#An walt is like : 😱😖😨#“BARBARA we need to save Jim!!! he is falling to his death OMG!!!”#“I can fix that. I am an excellent doctor.”#sure you are girl#I mean she probably knew he wouldn't die and walter would save him but still#now your husband is dead#great job Barb#at least you showed some reaction there
137 notes
·
View notes